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A rose by any other name

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By *orwegian Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Following yesterday's prolapsed arse thread where the poking out prolapsed bowel was referred to lovingly as a rose bud...

Got me thinking, what pet names do you use for body parts...

Will start it off.. Got a scar across my stomach which I call my gash.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

My lady garden is called Penelope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Following yesterday's prolapsed arse thread where the poking out prolapsed bowel was referred to lovingly as a rose bud...

Got me thinking, what pet names do you use for body parts...

Will start it off.. Got a scar across my stomach which I call my gash."

yeahhhhhhhhh thanks for bringing this up.

I call my vagina Virgin-ia.

No. Not really.

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By *orwegian Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Penelope.. The only thing that reminds me of is Whacky races...

Virginia, perhaps you should.. My uncle did have a saying if he saw a stray pube poking out my aunts swimming cozy, your golden Virginia is showing.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm afraid I don't. But if I did my boobs would be Bert and Ernie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At home it's pussy or vajayjay, at work it's a fluff

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By *orwegian Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Is your foof a regular topic of conversation at work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm afraid I don't. But if I did my boobs would be Bert and Ernie."

Doh! I now have the Sesame Street tune on a loop in my head... Along with the image of your boobs replaced by those two muppets (it's been a wierd day)

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By *orwegian Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

That sounds like quite a normal day to me...

It must be nearly medication time already..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is your foof a regular topic of conversation at work? "

Oh yes! That was the main attraction of the job to be honest!

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

My boobs are bobbie and bertie.

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By *orwegian Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"Is your foof a regular topic of conversation at work?

Oh yes! That was the main attraction of the job to be honest! "

Any jobs going there..

I was thinking of a career change and that sounds right up my street

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By *orwegian Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"My boobs are bobbie and bertie. "

Well hello Bobble and Bertie..

I'm Paul and this is Einstein..

Well, he does all the thinking for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was with a guy who called my boobs the bunnies!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Penelope.. The only thing that reminds me of is Whacky races...

"

Penelope Pitstop

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT


"My boobs are bobbie and bertie.

Well hello Bobble and Bertie..

I'm Paul and this is Einstein..

Well, he does all the thinking for me"

Haha. I also used to call my arse vanessa. Ugly and fat like vanessa feltz!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I've got Phil and Grant

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

My breast friends

And I like the word flange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My boobs are bobbie and bertie.

Well hello Bobble and Bertie..

I'm Paul and this is Einstein..

Well, he does all the thinking for me

Haha. I also used to call my arse vanessa. Ugly and fat like vanessa feltz! "

And full of....

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By *orwegian Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"My breast friends

And I like the word flange"

I think we all like the word flange..

Unfortunately I am an engineer and often have to use the word flange whilst maintaining a straight face..

Believe me, it's hard...

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By *orwegian Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"My boobs are bobbie and bertie.

Well hello Bobble and Bertie..

I'm Paul and this is Einstein..

Well, he does all the thinking for me

Haha. I also used to call my arse vanessa. Ugly and fat like vanessa feltz! "

I did take a look in an attempt to disprove your theory..

No arse pics unfortunately..

I'm sure you have a great arse, the rest looks pretty good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boobs are Phil and Grant or collectively known as the boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not nicknames as such, but I seem to use slang for nearly all body parts ie. fizzog, schnozzle, bonce, chops, lugs etc. My mum's to blame.

Nell

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol


"Not nicknames as such, but I seem to use slang for nearly all body parts ie. fizzog, schnozzle, bonce, chops, lugs etc. My mum's to blame.

Nell"

Bonce... Not heard that in years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not nicknames as such, but I seem to use slang for nearly all body parts ie. fizzog, schnozzle, bonce, chops, lugs etc. My mum's to blame.

Nell

Bonce... Not heard that in years "

I use 'noggin' more actually. A few years ago I had to make a concerted effort to use the real names though, as my youngest had tried to tell his pre-school teacher that his nose was hurting, only he said 'schnozzle' and they didn't know what he meant. I had to translate for them

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By *orwegian Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I'm forever using cockney slang, which is what I was brought up with..

Your body parts are bristol cities, Hampton wick, Berkshire hunt and cobblers awls...

My absolute fave though is arris for yer derriere which is a clever double slang...

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT


"My boobs are bobbie and bertie.

Well hello Bobble and Bertie..

I'm Paul and this is Einstein..

Well, he does all the thinking for me

Haha. I also used to call my arse vanessa. Ugly and fat like vanessa feltz!

I did take a look in an attempt to disprove your theory..

No arse pics unfortunately..

I'm sure you have a great arse, the rest looks pretty good. "

Oh you flatterer!

If you like them big and lumpy it's perfect!

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