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By *ny1local OP Man
over a year ago

READING

you go for a haircut,and the barber discreetly runs the clippers over your eyebrows+ears

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Or when the term "short back and sides" is most apt - since you no longer have hair on the top or front...

Mr ddc

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By *atMustardMan
over a year ago

magherafelt

terrible isnt it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can't message anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when I need a comfy chair in a pub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the hairdresser describes your hair as "50 shades of grey"..... And you look on the floor and think have they just trimmed a badger?

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

When you'd rather have a nice cuppa than a glass of wine on an evening!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When flannel pj's are your favourite clothes.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when I'm staring at old lady nighties and seriously considering buying one.

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD

"you go for a haircut,and the barber discreetly runs the clippers over your eyebrows+ears

These days they're the only bits the barber runs the clippers over!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

When watching porn and all your thinking is blood hell that bed looks comfy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you go for a haircut,and the barber discreetly runs the clippers over your eyebrows+ears

I think I'm going to go and have a cry in the corner, the barber does my eyebrows!

What is my life?!?! Lol

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

LOVE EATING PUSSY

"you go for a haircut,and the barber discreetly runs the clippers over your eyebrows+ears

This has happened to me in the last hour!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Takes 2-3 days fully recover from a hangover

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

When you have to scroll far down,to find you birth year.

Miss

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"When you have to scroll far down,to find you birth year.

Miss"

yes!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you go for a haircut,and the barber discreetly runs the clippers over your eyebrows+ears

I've been asking my barber to trim my eyebrows for years so I'm no accepting that one

When you can't go upstairs two at a time any longer

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

When you look at the calendar and see that today is the last time you'll ever be 30 something.

(Him)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you reach for the bovril rather than a tin from the fridge

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By *ny1local OP Man
over a year ago

READING

"when I'm staring at old lady nighties and seriously considering buying one. "
or worse ,thinking 'sexy'

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

When kids you used to childmind buy you a drink in the pub!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have to hold on to something whilst putting your knickers on

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

When your children start telling you off and show you how to do stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you go for a haircut,and the barber discreetly runs the clippers over your eyebrows+ears

This has happened to me in the last hour!!

You are not old.

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over a year ago

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By *erry 58Man
over a year ago

Doncaster

When your dreams are dry and your farts are wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you have to hold on to something whilst putting your knickers on"

Or take them off and the most moaning comes from that move

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"you go for a haircut,and the barber discreetly runs the clippers over your eyebrows+ears

I had that a while back! I was mortified!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you look at the calendar and see that today is the last time you'll ever be 30 something.

(Him)"

Happy birthday for tomorrow young fella

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

when you still chase women, but can,t remember why.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

You enjoy an early night to bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you have to scroll far down,to find you birth year.

Miss"

Oh that is a pain in the arse

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

...you fall asleep watching Antiques Roadshow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...you fall asleep watching Antiques Roadshow!"

Thats why I stopped watching the afternoon repeats

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"...you fall asleep watching Antiques Roadshow!

Thats why I stopped watching the afternoon repeats

...silly man!!

Lxx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"When you have to hold on to something whilst putting your knickers on"

This

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

When you buy some warm pyjamas and bedsocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you go for a haircut,and the barber discreetly runs the clippers over your eyebrows+ears

I had that a while back! I was mortified!"

Wait till you ask them to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Takes 2-3 days fully recover from a hangover"

This has started with me.... Realised last weekend .. Oh noooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can't get up without making some kind of groaning noise

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

when you realise that not only are you old enough to be a guys mother, but you're old enough to be their grandmother!!!!!

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By *ccasional couple 32Couple
over a year ago

mayo

When you have to look down to see if you are finished pissing !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when I'm staring at old lady nighties and seriously considering buying one. or worse ,thinking 'sexy'"

Hmmm

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I have no idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Takes 2-3 days fully recover from a hangover

This has started with me.... Realised last weekend .. Oh noooooo

like the kids say, 'the struggle is real'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When applying foof hair remover feels like an Olympic sport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you need glasses for reading. I hate them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you put your back out sneezing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The need for bi-focals is looming. Have to keep staring below my glasses to check my phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you put something in a safe place . Then forget where the safe place was

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By *orksfuncoupleCouple
over a year ago

huddersfield

"you go for a haircut,and the barber discreetly runs the clippers over your eyebrows+ears

Discreetly, what does it say when i actually ask? (Not Gabs btw)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you put your back out sneezing. "

I have done this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you look at the calendar and see that today is the last time you'll ever be 30 something.

(Him)"

Life begins at 40!

Embrace and enjoy the new club your now a proud member of... well In 23 mins. .. not that I'm counting for you! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you cough and sneeze at the same time and your false teeth fall out.

That happened to my grampy....oh how we laughed

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Crawley Down

You make a noise when you bend down to pick something up, or when getting out of a chair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go upstairs to put some washing away and have a 3 hour nap to recover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your children start telling you off and show you how to do stuff"

They started that when they were toddlers, now they have toddlers telling them off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you laugh at something and literally piss yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you put your back out sneezing.

I have done this. "

Bloody hurts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..... When you turned 48 8 minutes ago!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the upper age limits are younger than you - #ontheshelf

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By *inchyorksMan
over a year ago

huddersfield

"..... When you turned 48 8 minutes ago!

Happy birthday xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..... When you turned 48 8 minutes ago!

Pooh I"d knock a few miles off your clock!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..... When you turned 48 8 minutes ago!

Happy birthday xxx"

Thanks lovely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..... When you turned 48 8 minutes ago!

Pooh I"d knock a few miles off your clock!!!! "

No idea what that means but thanks - I think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..... When you turned 48 8 minutes ago!

Happy Birthday lovely lady!! Big kisses PBx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..... When you turned 48 8 minutes ago!

Happy Birthday lovely lady!! Big kisses PBx "

Thanks! You can save them for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..... When you turned 48 8 minutes ago!

Pooh I"d knock a few miles off your clock!!!!

No idea what that means but thanks - I think!

Means you're one of the ones I go oooooh about then find I'm too old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..... When you turned 48 8 minutes ago!

Pooh I"d knock a few miles off your clock!!!!

No idea what that means but thanks - I think!

Means you're one of the ones I go oooooh about then find I'm too old

xx"

Oh I see!

If it's any consolation - happens to me sometimes too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..... When you turned 48 8 minutes ago!

Pooh I"d knock a few miles off your clock!!!!

No idea what that means but thanks - I think!

Means you're one of the ones I go oooooh about then find I'm too old

Oh I see!

If it's any consolation - happens to me sometimes too!

None whatsoever

my devastation is all consuming - never mind that I look like the guy out of Poldark .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you realise that things were cheaper and better in your day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..... When you turned 48 8 minutes ago!

Pooh I"d knock a few miles off your clock!!!!

No idea what that means but thanks - I think!

Means you're one of the ones I go oooooh about then find I'm too old

Oh I see!

If it's any consolation - happens to me sometimes too!

None whatsoever

my devastation is all consuming - never mind that I look like the guy out of Poldark ......."

I don't watch it, sadly, and my ideal man is Homer Simpson!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..... When you turned 48 8 minutes ago!

Pooh I"d knock a few miles off your clock!!!!

No idea what that means but thanks - I think!

Means you're one of the ones I go oooooh about then find I'm too old

Oh I see!

If it's any consolation - happens to me sometimes too!

None whatsoever

my devastation is all consuming - never mind that I look like the guy out of Poldark .......

I don't watch it, sadly, and my ideal man is Homer Simpson!

Well it's your lucky dayyyyyyyy !!!!!

d'ohhhhh

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

I think iam older then my years

When any one under 20 should not be allowed out and night

When I see girls and think you really should not be wearing that

When I see kids close to the road and think where is the mother?

When I get moody if the pub gets to busy and I can't read my paper

Not liking or under standing styles of today

a fucking top knot wtf

Jeans so tight your balls go up inside you

Hair to the side so you look like a wanna be hitter

This beards and tats trend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you actually genuinely forget how old you are and after some mental arithmetic and much finger counting followed by a furrowed brow you realise that you are actually 3 years older than you thought you were.

Yes - I did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you put something in a safe place . Then forget where the safe place was

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"..... When you turned 48 8 minutes ago!

Happy Birthday, gorgeous xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you are blocked by age by most female filters on fab .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you say to your mate I'm gonna go home and get settled lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..... When you turned 48 8 minutes ago!

Happy Birthday, gorgeous xx"
happy birthday its mine tomorrow x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you say to your mate I'm gonna go home and get settled lol "

I have to admit that's me ....

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By *ashedMan
over a year ago

hemel

When rrrm rmmm you forget things.

What was I saying now rrrm yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when youre looking at entry prices to somewhere and realise in 6 years you can get in on senior citizen rates -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you only want sex 5 times a day instead of 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you take teabags with you on holiday.

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Why would taking teabags on holiday make you old

Hahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your daughter starts sentences with "Mom, in the olden days..."

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Takes 2-3 days fully recover from a hangover

This has started with me.... Realised last weekend .. Oh noooooo

It took me 2 days this weekend lol....so not that old yet lol....

oe when you talk to interns about 94/95 season like it was yesterday to realise they were still in nappies peeing and pooing themselves

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Your daughter starts sentences with "Mom, in the olden days..."

Thank fuck I don't have a daughter

otherwise I would be getting that as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When watching porn and all your thinking is blood hell that bed looks comfy

When you're watching porn and all you're thinking is "I wonder what that properties worth, nice built in wardrobes too"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your daughter starts sentences with "Mom, in the olden days..."

Naughty step! Now!

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

"When you look at the calendar and see that today is the last time you'll ever be 30 something.

(Him)

Happy birthday for tomorrow young fella

Thank you,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when you still chase women, but can,t remember why.

When you get out of breath chasing

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