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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard

In the long years I've been studying for my Pervology Degree , I have come to the following conclusions , now I'm not saying they have been irrefutably proven, just borne out by experience.

1)after chatting to a woman on here, you then give them your phone number to call and chat, 50% will dissaper or block you.This can lead to the assumption they were males pretending to be female ( I know, shocking !)

2) if a large percentage of a mans pictures are taken in the bathroom , he is more likely to be involved/ in a relationship/ shared house / lives in the bathroom .

3) sky remotes are getting smaller, as are beer cans and bottles of Sure antiperspirant, conversely , cocks / penises have not shown a tendency to increase in size .

Have you formulated any theories that seem to stand up to the test of time?

Perhaps we should fund a Fab forum research group.

*(It's not bunnies )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inches are no longer around 2.5cm either, they're about 4cm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a lot of people think this is a sex site.

Mad I say, mad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's still a work in progress but my theory is that tea could well be the way to a woman's heart/bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Inches are no longer around 2.5cm either, they're about 4cm. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" In the long years I've been studying for my Pervology Degree , I have come to the following conclusions , now I'm not saying they have been irrefutably proven, just borne out by experience.

1)after chatting to a woman on here, you then give them your phone number to call and chat, 50% will dissaper or block you.This can lead to the assumption they were males pretending to be female ( I know, shocking !)

2) if a large percentage of a mans pictures are taken in the bathroom , he is more likely to be involved/ in a relationship/ shared house / lives in the bathroom .

3) sky remotes are getting smaller, as are beer cans and bottles of Sure antiperspirant, conversely , cocks / penises have not shown a tendency to increase in size .

Have you formulated any theories that seem to stand up to the test of time?

Perhaps we should fund a Fab forum research group.

*(It's not bunnies ) "

Hahaha brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got another theory - add 5-6 years to the age they claim to be.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Dunno about any theory but I'm going into production of 3/4 or 1/2 scale models of Sky Remotes

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they get the shits a lot, that's why they live in the bathroom x

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"I've got another theory - add 5-6 years to the age they claim to be. "

I'm proper fck'd then

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" In the long years I've been studying for my Pervology Degree , I have come to the following conclusions , now I'm not saying they have been irrefutably proven, just borne out by experience.

1)after chatting to a woman on here, you then give them your phone number to call and chat, 50% will dissaper or block you.This can lead to the assumption they were males pretending to be female ( I know, shocking !)

2) if a large percentage of a mans pictures are taken in the bathroom , he is more likely to be involved/ in a relationship/ shared house / lives in the bathroom .

3) sky remotes are getting smaller, as are beer cans and bottles of Sure antiperspirant, conversely , cocks / penises have not shown a tendency to increase in size .

Have you formulated any theories that seem to stand up to the test of time?

Perhaps we should fund a Fab forum research group.

*(It's not bunnies )

Hahaha brilliant "

2.) .... or not getting meets so are just wanking all day to pass the boredom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got another theory - add 5-6 years to the age they claim to be.

I'm proper fck'd then

S"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe they get the shits a lot, that's why they live in the bathroom x"

Hmmmm full of shit, I'd agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got another theory - add 5-6 years to the age they claim to be. "

I'm safe there, no way would I pass for 34.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's still a work in progress but my theory is that tea could well be the way to a woman's heart/bed."

You mean tea as in food you serve, right? I know in the Midlands it's called breakfast, dinner, tea; so I'm gonna presume you mean the food and not that vile drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's still a work in progress but my theory is that tea could well be the way to a woman's heart/bed.

You mean tea as in food you serve, right? I know in the Midlands it's called breakfast, dinner, tea; so I'm gonna presume you mean the food and not that vile drink. "

No, I meant the beverage. It's not a great theory I admit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's still a work in progress but my theory is that tea could well be the way to a woman's heart/bed."

It's my theory that tea is the answer to everything. World peace, aliens, flat earth morons, where the little monster who steals odd socks lives and, most importantly, how many chucks actually could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Tea. Always tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's still a work in progress but my theory is that tea could well be the way to a woman's heart/bed.

It's my theory that tea is the answer to everything. World peace, aliens, flat earth morons, where the little monster who steals odd socks lives and, most importantly, how many chucks actually could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Tea. Always tea. "

And that is why I love you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My theory is that fab is just a weird social experiment by Sydney university. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can make a woman laugh long and hard her knicker elastic might just loosen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's still a work in progress but my theory is that tea could well be the way to a woman's heart/bed.

It's my theory that tea is the answer to everything. World peace, aliens, flat earth morons, where the little monster who steals odd socks lives and, most importantly, how many chucks actually could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Tea. Always tea.

And that is why I love you."

I visited my sister today (phew, that's my sibling duty covered for a year) "we don't have tea" was the sentence that greeted me as I took my shoes off. My face clearly portrayed that what I heard had been "it's deep fried kittens with a side order of slaughtered unicorn for lunch". I swear they got babies mixed up somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's still a work in progress but my theory is that tea could well be the way to a woman's heart/bed.

You mean tea as in food you serve, right? I know in the Midlands it's called breakfast, dinner, tea; so I'm gonna presume you mean the food and not that vile drink. "

Were from the midlands and i have a hatred for the breakfast,dinner, tea business its breakfast, lunch and dinner.... Tea is a beverage but nobody up here agrees its maddening

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theories are exactly just that. I want to see you all prove it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's still a work in progress but my theory is that tea could well be the way to a woman's heart/bed.

It's my theory that tea is the answer to everything. World peace, aliens, flat earth morons, where the little monster who steals odd socks lives and, most importantly, how many chucks actually could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Tea. Always tea.

And that is why I love you.

I visited my sister today (phew, that's my sibling duty covered for a year) "we don't have tea" was the sentence that greeted me as I took my shoes off. My face clearly portrayed that what I heard had been "it's deep fried kittens with a side order of slaughtered unicorn for lunch". I swear they got babies mixed up somewhere. "

I'd have walked out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's still a work in progress but my theory is that tea could well be the way to a woman's heart/bed.

You mean tea as in food you serve, right? I know in the Midlands it's called breakfast, dinner, tea; so I'm gonna presume you mean the food and not that vile drink.

Were from the midlands and i have a hatred for the breakfast,dinner, tea business its breakfast, lunch and dinner.... Tea is a beverage but nobody up here agrees its maddening

Mr "

Agreed.

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By *rotiquexxxMan
over a year ago

Unquenchable Desires

Op's been watching too much Buffy.

They got the mustard out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50% of the single males on this site or more joined with the hope of a 3sum assuming all swingers are sex mad with low standards and that it's probably there only chance the other 50% Wabt to find like minded people to connect with as it's not really a question for a new relationship " hey for our second date do you fancy swinging "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's still a work in progress but my theory is that tea could well be the way to a woman's heart/bed.

You mean tea as in food you serve, right? I know in the Midlands it's called breakfast, dinner, tea; so I'm gonna presume you mean the food and not that vile drink.

Were from the midlands and i have a hatred for the breakfast,dinner, tea business its breakfast, lunch and dinner.... Tea is a beverage but nobody up here agrees its maddening

Mr "

Exactly. You say when's lunch then and they say at dinner, but it can't be because that's dinner.

I call my son in when dinner is done and his friends ask what the time is as they think I mean lunch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If 50% disappear or block when you give out your phone number that would suggest they didnt ask for it and you jumped the gun by handing it out.

The classic ego defence function then kicks in leading you to assume they must be men.

When postulating a theorem all possibilities must be explored and not just based on assumption.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless blokes think they can turn the TV over with their cocks!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's still a work in progress but my theory is that tea could well be the way to a woman's heart/bed.

You mean tea as in food you serve, right? I know in the Midlands it's called breakfast, dinner, tea; so I'm gonna presume you mean the food and not that vile drink.

Were from the midlands and i have a hatred for the breakfast,dinner, tea business its breakfast, lunch and dinner.... Tea is a beverage but nobody up here agrees its maddening

Mr

Exactly. You say when's lunch then and they say at dinner, but it can't be because that's dinner.

I call my son in when dinner is done and his friends ask what the time is as they think I mean lunch."

As a child it was breakfast lunch dinner Mon to Fri. Sunday was breakfast dinner tea. Dinner was always the main meal. Lunch or tea meant something light.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's still a work in progress but my theory is that tea could well be the way to a woman's heart/bed.

You mean tea as in food you serve, right? I know in the Midlands it's called breakfast, dinner, tea; so I'm gonna presume you mean the food and not that vile drink.

Were from the midlands and i have a hatred for the breakfast,dinner, tea business its breakfast, lunch and dinner.... Tea is a beverage but nobody up here agrees its maddening

Mr "

Try Scotland! Here it's breakfast, dinner then tea! Lol

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