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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well freddie has found a blowup sheep to occupy him.

Papa smirf tucked up with a hotwater bottle with his cardy and slacks laid out for morning

Notts will be lovingly counting his shoes

Rob will be begging kaz to let him have some play time on the pc tomorrow and craig will be doing the same or helping with pumpkins

Wishy, well i dread to think, dont think anyone knows what goes of in that mind.

Twobonks will still be getting over the trauma of meeting me

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Well freddie has found a blowup sheep to occupy him.

Papa smirf tucked up with a hotwater bottle with his cardy and slacks laid out for morning

Notts will be lovingly counting his shoes

Rob will be begging kaz to let him have some play time on the pc tomorrow and craig will be doing the same or helping with pumpkins

Wishy, well i dread to think, dont think anyone knows what goes of in that mind.

Twobonks will still be getting over the trauma of meeting me"

wow girl - think you have killed off ALL the Doris in one fair swoop - hope you have lt them take their girly pics before we totalllllllly destroy them

tho MrNotts and his shoes,,,,,ohhhhh

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"Well freddie has found a blowup sheep to occupy him.

Papa smirf tucked up with a hotwater bottle with his cardy and slacks laid out for morning

Notts will be lovingly counting his shoes

Rob will be begging kaz to let him have some play time on the pc tomorrow and craig will be doing the same or helping with pumpkins

Wishy, well i dread to think, dont think anyone knows what goes of in that mind.

Twobonks will still be getting over the trauma of meeting me

wow girl - think you have killed off ALL the Doris in one fair swoop - hope you have lt them take their girly pics before we totalllllllly destroy them

tho MrNotts and his shoes,,,,,ohhhhh"

*hides in shrubbery with FF branding iron*

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Well freddie has found a blowup sheep to occupy him.

Papa smirf tucked up with a hotwater bottle with his cardy and slacks laid out for morning

Notts will be lovingly counting his shoes

Rob will be begging kaz to let him have some play time on the pc tomorrow and craig will be doing the same or helping with pumpkins

Wishy, well i dread to think, dont think anyone knows what goes of in that mind.

Twobonks will still be getting over the trauma of meeting me

wow girl - think you have killed off ALL the Doris in one fair swoop - hope you have lt them take their girly pics before we totalllllllly destroy them

tho MrNotts and his shoes,,,,,ohhhhh"

Doesnt take much really does it, bless them lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Well freddie has found a blowup sheep to occupy him.

Papa smirf tucked up with a hotwater bottle with his cardy and slacks laid out for morning

Notts will be lovingly counting his shoes

Rob will be begging kaz to let him have some play time on the pc tomorrow and craig will be doing the same or helping with pumpkins

Wishy, well i dread to think, dont think anyone knows what goes of in that mind.

Twobonks will still be getting over the trauma of meeting me

wow girl - think you have killed off ALL the Doris in one fair swoop - hope you have lt them take their girly pics before we totalllllllly destroy them

tho MrNotts and his shoes,,,,,ohhhhh

Doesnt take much really does it, bless them lol "

nah!!!

and these Freda hiding in the bushes - foroget they got a bigf ass themselves....stomp stomp....THWACK!!!!

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"Well freddie has found a blowup sheep to occupy him.

Papa smirf tucked up with a hotwater bottle with his cardy and slacks laid out for morning

Notts will be lovingly counting his shoes

Rob will be begging kaz to let him have some play time on the pc tomorrow and craig will be doing the same or helping with pumpkins

Wishy, well i dread to think, dont think anyone knows what goes of in that mind.

Twobonks will still be getting over the trauma of meeting me

wow girl - think you have killed off ALL the Doris in one fair swoop - hope you have lt them take their girly pics before we totalllllllly destroy them

tho MrNotts and his shoes,,,,,ohhhhh

Doesnt take much really does it, bless them lol

nah!!!

and these Freda hiding in the bushes - foroget they got a bigf ass themselves....stomp stomp....THWACK!!!!"

*sizzle* got ya

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

errrrrrrrrrrr...no!!!!!!!!!!!1

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

Your my wife now Dave

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Your my wife now Dave "

errrrrrrrr NO!!!

I got one future husband - and computer says NO - its aint you!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol think we may have had an overnight slug attack on the pumpkins diamond

Cant see em properly from the window but they dont look right this morning lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing worse than some slimey creature slobbering over your pumpkins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well freddie has found a blowup sheep to occupy him.

Papa smirf tucked up with a hotwater bottle with his cardy and slacks laid out for morning

Notts will be lovingly counting his shoes

Rob will be begging kaz to let him have some play time on the pc tomorrow and craig will be doing the same or helping with pumpkins

Wishy, well i dread to think, dont think anyone knows what goes of in that mind.

Twobonks will still be getting over the trauma of meeting me"

It was no trauma at all Miss, in fact quite the opposite

We were both in bed by 9:30 on Sunday as we were absolutely knackered from Saturday's exertions and last night was not much better either but normal service is slowly being returned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just dropped off a sack full of shoes and stuff at the cancer research shop as it goes.... but back in the shop now watching all the office workers arriveing.... lovely he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well freddie has found a blowup sheep to occupy him.

Papa smirf tucked up with a hotwater bottle with his cardy and slacks laid out for morning

Notts will be lovingly counting his shoes

Rob will be begging kaz to let him have some play time on the pc tomorrow and craig will be doing the same or helping with pumpkins

Wishy, well i dread to think, dont think anyone knows what goes of in that mind.

Twobonks will still be getting over the trauma of meeting me"
hi kaz here rob had an accident yesterday morning and has been in hospital ...hes ok but has arm in a sling so cant even use pc at mo ...xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well freddie has found a blowup sheep to occupy him.

Papa smirf tucked up with a hotwater bottle with his cardy and slacks laid out for morning

Notts will be lovingly counting his shoes

Rob will be begging kaz to let him have some play time on the pc tomorrow and craig will be doing the same or helping with pumpkins

Wishy, well i dread to think, dont think anyone knows what goes of in that mind.

Twobonks will still be getting over the trauma of meeting mehi kaz here rob had an accident yesterday morning and has been in hospital ...hes ok but has arm in a sling so cant even use pc at mo ...xxx "

Hope it's nothing serious and he recovers soon

Just a thought, if he cant use the PC what other little chores are you going to have to help him with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well freddie has found a blowup sheep to occupy him.

Papa smirf tucked up with a hotwater bottle with his cardy and slacks laid out for morning

Notts will be lovingly counting his shoes

Rob will be begging kaz to let him have some play time on the pc tomorrow and craig will be doing the same or helping with pumpkins

Wishy, well i dread to think, dont think anyone knows what goes of in that mind.

Twobonks will still be getting over the trauma of meeting mehi kaz here rob had an accident yesterday morning and has been in hospital ...hes ok but has arm in a sling so cant even use pc at mo ...xxx

Hope it's nothing serious and he recovers soon

Just a thought, if he cant use the PC what other little chores are you going to have to help him with "
mmmmmm well hes hurt his back too so use your imagination .....

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Well freddie has found a blowup sheep to occupy him.

Papa smirf tucked up with a hotwater bottle with his cardy and slacks laid out for morning

Notts will be lovingly counting his shoes

Rob will be begging kaz to let him have some play time on the pc tomorrow and craig will be doing the same or helping with pumpkins

Wishy, well i dread to think, dont think anyone knows what goes of in that mind.

Twobonks will still be getting over the trauma of meeting mehi kaz here rob had an accident yesterday morning and has been in hospital ...hes ok but has arm in a sling so cant even use pc at mo ...xxx

Hope it's nothing serious and he recovers soon

Just a thought, if he cant use the PC what other little chores are you going to have to help him with mmmmmm well hes hurt his back too so use your imagination ..... "

Arm!!!!!!!!! Back what have you been doing to him. Seriously hope he is ok and back to normal soonxxkarenx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well freddie has found a blowup sheep to occupy him.

Papa smirf tucked up with a hotwater bottle with his cardy and slacks laid out for morning

Notts will be lovingly counting his shoes

Rob will be begging kaz to let him have some play time on the pc tomorrow and craig will be doing the same or helping with pumpkins

Wishy, well i dread to think, dont think anyone knows what goes of in that mind.

Twobonks will still be getting over the trauma of meeting mehi kaz here rob had an accident yesterday morning and has been in hospital ...hes ok but has arm in a sling so cant even use pc at mo ...xxx

Hope it's nothing serious and he recovers soon

Just a thought, if he cant use the PC what other little chores are you going to have to help him with mmmmmm well hes hurt his back too so use your imagination .....

Arm!!!!!!!!! Back what have you been doing to him. Seriously hope he is ok and back to normal soonxxkarenx"
bloody arse decided to fall downstairs at half 5 yesterday morning ....i thought there had been an earthquake!!! ill give him plenty of tlc til he gets back to normal xxx thanx for your kind wishes hun xxx kaz xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well freddie has found a blowup sheep to occupy him.

Papa smirf tucked up with a hotwater bottle with his cardy and slacks laid out for morning

Notts will be lovingly counting his shoes

Rob will be begging kaz to let him have some play time on the pc tomorrow and craig will be doing the same or helping with pumpkins

Wishy, well i dread to think, dont think anyone knows what goes of in that mind.

Twobonks will still be getting over the trauma of meeting mehi kaz here rob had an accident yesterday morning and has been in hospital ...hes ok but has arm in a sling so cant even use pc at mo ...xxx

Hope it's nothing serious and he recovers soon

Just a thought, if he cant use the PC what other little chores are you going to have to help him with mmmmmm well hes hurt his back too so use your imagination .....

Arm!!!!!!!!! Back what have you been doing to him. Seriously hope he is ok and back to normal soonxxkarenxbloody arse decided to fall downstairs at half 5 yesterday morning ....i thought there had been an earthquake!!! ill give him plenty of tlc til he gets back to normal xxx thanx for your kind wishes hun xxx kaz xxxx "

chuffing hell...no show without punch is there. the robster gets jealous coz am in hospital and getting attention so decides to throw himself down the stairs....now how drastic and dramatic is that....only a doris could do that huh...please tell him am thinking of him and hope he gets ok

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Well freddie has found a blowup sheep to occupy him.

Papa smirf tucked up with a hotwater bottle with his cardy and slacks laid out for morning

Notts will be lovingly counting his shoes

Rob will be begging kaz to let him have some play time on the pc tomorrow and craig will be doing the same or helping with pumpkins

Wishy, well i dread to think, dont think anyone knows what goes of in that mind.

Twobonks will still be getting over the trauma of meeting mehi kaz here rob had an accident yesterday morning and has been in hospital ...hes ok but has arm in a sling so cant even use pc at mo ...xxx

Hope it's nothing serious and he recovers soon

Just a thought, if he cant use the PC what other little chores are you going to have to help him with mmmmmm well hes hurt his back too so use your imagination .....

Arm!!!!!!!!! Back what have you been doing to him. Seriously hope he is ok and back to normal soonxxkarenxbloody arse decided to fall downstairs at half 5 yesterday morning ....i thought there had been an earthquake!!! ill give him plenty of tlc til he gets back to normal xxx thanx for your kind wishes hun xxx kaz xxxx

chuffing hell...no show without punch is there. the robster gets jealous coz am in hospital and getting attention so decides to throw himself down the stairs....now how drastic and dramatic is that....only a doris could do that huh...please tell him am thinking of him and hope he gets ok"

pmfsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well freddie has found a blowup sheep to occupy him.

Papa smirf tucked up with a hotwater bottle with his cardy and slacks laid out for morning

Notts will be lovingly counting his shoes

Rob will be begging kaz to let him have some play time on the pc tomorrow and craig will be doing the same or helping with pumpkins

Wishy, well i dread to think, dont think anyone knows what goes of in that mind.

Twobonks will still be getting over the trauma of meeting mehi kaz here rob had an accident yesterday morning and has been in hospital ...hes ok but has arm in a sling so cant even use pc at mo ...xxx

Hope it's nothing serious and he recovers soon

Just a thought, if he cant use the PC what other little chores are you going to have to help him with mmmmmm well hes hurt his back too so use your imagination .....

Arm!!!!!!!!! Back what have you been doing to him. Seriously hope he is ok and back to normal soonxxkarenxbloody arse decided to fall downstairs at half 5 yesterday morning ....i thought there had been an earthquake!!! ill give him plenty of tlc til he gets back to normal xxx thanx for your kind wishes hun xxx kaz xxxx

chuffing hell...no show without punch is there. the robster gets jealous coz am in hospital and getting attention so decides to throw himself down the stairs....now how drastic and dramatic is that....only a doris could do that huh...please tell him am thinking of him and hope he gets ok

pmfsl"

well you would think he was used to wearing the high heeled pink fluffy slippers by now. he should be more careful coming down the stairs in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well freddie has found a blowup sheep to occupy him.

Papa smirf tucked up with a hotwater bottle with his cardy and slacks laid out for morning

Notts will be lovingly counting his shoes

Rob will be begging kaz to let him have some play time on the pc tomorrow and craig will be doing the same or helping with pumpkins

Wishy, well i dread to think, dont think anyone knows what goes of in that mind.

Twobonks will still be getting over the trauma of meeting mehi kaz here rob had an accident yesterday morning and has been in hospital ...hes ok but has arm in a sling so cant even use pc at mo ...xxx

Hope it's nothing serious and he recovers soon

Just a thought, if he cant use the PC what other little chores are you going to have to help him with mmmmmm well hes hurt his back too so use your imagination .....

Arm!!!!!!!!! Back what have you been doing to him. Seriously hope he is ok and back to normal soonxxkarenxbloody arse decided to fall downstairs at half 5 yesterday morning ....i thought there had been an earthquake!!! ill give him plenty of tlc til he gets back to normal xxx thanx for your kind wishes hun xxx kaz xxxx

chuffing hell...no show without punch is there. the robster gets jealous coz am in hospital and getting attention so decides to throw himself down the stairs....now how drastic and dramatic is that....only a doris could do that huh...please tell him am thinking of him and hope he gets ok

pmfsl

well you would think he was used to wearing the high heeled pink fluffy slippers by now. he should be more careful coming down the stairs in them"
thatll teach him not to try walking in my 6 inch stilletoes lol no ...only a doris would be getting dressed as he is walking downstairs....possibly not a good idea ...bloody hell its quiet here tho

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

just a question, who qualifies as a Doris?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just a question, who qualifies as a Doris?"
if your male youll do .....

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"just a question, who qualifies as a Doris?if your male youll do ..... "

Last time I looked (ok felt) I was

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"just a question, who qualifies as a Doris?if your male youll do .....

Last time I looked (ok felt) I was "

Ha ha, the doris's need all the help they can get. Bless them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just a question, who qualifies as a Doris?"

well just take a gander at the following doris's

rob

mr notts

pd

freddie

cliggi

now that sums them up. all pink and fluffy

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just a question, who qualifies as a Doris?

well just take a gander at the following doris's

rob

mr notts

pd

freddie

cliggi

now that sums them up. all pink and fluffy"
oops you missed one hun lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

commonly known to all as wonky nips ...

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Drinking Strongbow

Ironing

and watching 2 series of Shameless on DVD

...and they say men can't multi-task.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and another ..your like buses.....

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"and another ..your like buses....."

ya see guys we drop outasight to do our stuff and bam straight away they are missing us and cranking up a thread to find out where we are ...

its pitiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and another ..your like buses.....

ya see guys we drop outasight to do our stuff and bam straight away they are missing us and cranking up a thread to find out where we are ...

its pitiful "

you think we miss you....nah dont think so....you cant miss what you aint had..hehe!!!

power to the posse

princess gash reporting in from liverpool watching corrie orrie with the sound turned off, bored titless

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