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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I seen people post this!!! so I thought i would try it myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I seen people post this!!! so I thought i would try it myself "

Yes I do!

Just, you're not my type.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I seen people post this!!! so I thought i would try it myself

Yes I do!

Just, you're not my type. "

Don't worry about it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had one, sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just had one, sorry"

I wish I was that lucky

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

96 is your year of birth. ....

Jesus I feel old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"96 is your year of birth. ....

Jesus I feel old. "

You're only 37 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I seen people post this!!! so I thought i would try it myself "

It works 100% of the time, 0.0001% of the time! Tried and tested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had one, sorry

I wish I was that lucky "

Might even have another one as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah sorry

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Yeah....but no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no but thanks for the offer sweetheart

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah....but no.

"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Yeah....but no.

"

I do...but I don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah....but no.

"

Almost had her there!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm struggling here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"96 is your year of birth. ....

Jesus I feel old. "

Actually my name isn't Jesus but I am old.

You can come and feel me anytime you like.

Just drop me a line so I can make sure I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm struggling here "

You mean to say this thread hasn't brought you many, many sexual encounters?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"96 is your year of birth. ....

Jesus I feel old.

Actually my name isn't Jesus but I am old.

"

Mine is but I prefer funseeker, jesus is just so formal...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Yeah....but no.

Almost had her there!"

So close- yet so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah....but no.

Almost had her there!

So close- yet so far "

Close but no pink cigar lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah....but no.

Almost had her there!

So close- yet so far "

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah....but no.

Almost had her there!

So close- yet so far "

I guess I'll have to turn my charm on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm struggling here "

Believe me your gonna get it only the strong survives your gonna be like prey to them lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm struggling here

Believe me your gonna get it only the strong survives your gonna be like prey to them lol "

Why am i going to be like prey to them?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Yeah....but no.

Almost had her there!

So close- yet so far

I guess I'll have to turn my charm on"

You mean you haven't already?

Ok- charm away Prince

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm struggling here

Believe me your gonna get it only the strong survives your gonna be like prey to them lol

Why am i going to be like prey to them? "

Did someone say prey? lol

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm struggling here

Believe me your gonna get it only the strong survives your gonna be like prey to them lol

Why am i going to be like prey to them?

Did someone say prey? lol"

I spy with my little eye..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm struggling here

Believe me your gonna get it only the strong survives your gonna be like prey to them lol

Why am i going to be like prey to them?

Did someone say prey? lol

I spy with my little eye..

"

Is that your eye that's little or what it's spying is little? Lol

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm struggling here

Believe me your gonna get it only the strong survives your gonna be like prey to them lol

Why am i going to be like prey to them?

Did someone say prey? lol

I spy with my little eye..

Is that your eye that's little or what it's spying is little? Lol"

I'm not sure, I'm waiting for the charm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm struggling here

Believe me your gonna get it only the strong survives your gonna be like prey to them lol

Why am i going to be like prey to them?

Did someone say prey? lol

I spy with my little eye..

Is that your eye that's little or what it's spying is little? Lol

I'm not sure, I'm waiting for the charm"

I best privately message you then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm struggling here

Believe me your gonna get it only the strong survives your gonna be like prey to them lol

Why am i going to be like prey to them?

Did someone say prey? lol

I spy with my little eye..

Is that your eye that's little or what it's spying is little? Lol

I'm not sure, I'm waiting for the charm

I best privately message you then"

Here it comes Miss Honey, brace yourself!

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

*opens popcorn and offers to the thread

This is either going to go really well or end in tears...who wants to start bets on which way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*opens popcorn and offers to the thread

This is either going to go really well or end in tears...who wants to start bets on which way?

"

My money's on

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm struggling here

Believe me your gonna get it only the strong survives your gonna be like prey to them lol

Why am i going to be like prey to them?

Did someone say prey? lol

I spy with my little eye..

Is that your eye that's little or what it's spying is little? Lol

I'm not sure, I'm waiting for the charm

I best privately message you then

Here it comes Miss Honey, brace yourself! "

I can't handle it- and it's not even started yet

Come on Mr!!

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

I always fancy a fuck, but my tastes are very gender specific

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm struggling here

Believe me your gonna get it only the strong survives your gonna be like prey to them lol

Why am i going to be like prey to them?

Did someone say prey? lol

I spy with my little eye..

Is that your eye that's little or what it's spying is little? Lol

I'm not sure, I'm waiting for the charm

I best privately message you then

Here it comes Miss Honey, brace yourself!

I can't handle it- and it's not even started yet

Come on Mr!!"

Not the first time you've had that said to you I'm sure

Ah that's when you know it's really good! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm struggling here

Believe me your gonna get it only the strong survives your gonna be like prey to them lol

Why am i going to be like prey to them?

Did someone say prey? lol

I spy with my little eye..

Is that your eye that's little or what it's spying is little? Lol

I'm not sure, I'm waiting for the charm

I best privately message you then

Here it comes Miss Honey, brace yourself!

I can't handle it- and it's not even started yet

Come on Mr!!"

A 'fancy a fuck' pm

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

I do but I have to wait another week and a half

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"I do but I have to wait another week and a half "

I'm sure I could get to Nottingham quicker than that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do but I have to wait another week and a half "

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm struggling here

Believe me your gonna get it only the strong survives your gonna be like prey to them lol

Why am i going to be like prey to them?

Did someone say prey? lol

I spy with my little eye..

Is that your eye that's little or what it's spying is little? Lol

I'm not sure, I'm waiting for the charm

I best privately message you then

Here it comes Miss Honey, brace yourself!

I can't handle it- and it's not even started yet

Come on Mr!!

A 'fancy a fuck' pm "

He's trying to hide...I've coaxed him out.

Let's see how smooth you are OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm struggling here

Believe me your gonna get it only the strong survives your gonna be like prey to them lol

Why am i going to be like prey to them?

Did someone say prey? lol

I spy with my little eye..

Is that your eye that's little or what it's spying is little? Lol

I'm not sure, I'm waiting for the charm

I best privately message you then

Here it comes Miss Honey, brace yourself!

I can't handle it- and it's not even started yet

Come on Mr!!

A 'fancy a fuck' pm

He's trying to hide...I've coaxed him out.

Let's see how smooth you are OP"

Ah so what you were spying was small!

Like a shy little turtle lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm struggling here

Believe me your gonna get it only the strong survives your gonna be like prey to them lol

Why am i going to be like prey to them?

Did someone say prey? lol

I spy with my little eye..

Is that your eye that's little or what it's spying is little? Lol

I'm not sure, I'm waiting for the charm

I best privately message you then

Here it comes Miss Honey, brace yourself!

I can't handle it- and it's not even started yet

Come on Mr!!

A 'fancy a fuck' pm

He's trying to hide...I've coaxed him out.

Let's see how smooth you are OP

Ah so what you were spying was small!

Like a shy little turtle lol "

I'm having a sale in my bedroom. All clothes are 100% off

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm struggling here

Believe me your gonna get it only the strong survives your gonna be like prey to them lol

Why am i going to be like prey to them?

Did someone say prey? lol

I spy with my little eye..

Is that your eye that's little or what it's spying is little? Lol

I'm not sure, I'm waiting for the charm

I best privately message you then

Here it comes Miss Honey, brace yourself!

I can't handle it- and it's not even started yet

Come on Mr!!

A 'fancy a fuck' pm

He's trying to hide...I've coaxed him out.

Let's see how smooth you are OP

Ah so what you were spying was small!

Like a shy little turtle lol

I'm having a sale in my bedroom. All clothes are 100% off "

I don't like sales.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm struggling here

Believe me your gonna get it only the strong survives your gonna be like prey to them lol

Why am i going to be like prey to them?

Did someone say prey? lol

I spy with my little eye..

Is that your eye that's little or what it's spying is little? Lol

I'm not sure, I'm waiting for the charm

I best privately message you then

Here it comes Miss Honey, brace yourself!

I can't handle it- and it's not even started yet

Come on Mr!!

A 'fancy a fuck' pm

He's trying to hide...I've coaxed him out.

Let's see how smooth you are OP

Ah so what you were spying was small!

Like a shy little turtle lol

I'm having a sale in my bedroom. All clothes are 100% off

I don't like sales.

"

Hahaha blunt and effective

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm struggling here

Believe me your gonna get it only the strong survives your gonna be like prey to them lol

Why am i going to be like prey to them?

Did someone say prey? lol

I spy with my little eye..

Is that your eye that's little or what it's spying is little? Lol

I'm not sure, I'm waiting for the charm

I best privately message you then

Here it comes Miss Honey, brace yourself!

I can't handle it- and it's not even started yet

Come on Mr!!

A 'fancy a fuck' pm

He's trying to hide...I've coaxed him out.

Let's see how smooth you are OP

Ah so what you were spying was small!

Like a shy little turtle lol

I'm having a sale in my bedroom. All clothes are 100% off

I don't like sales.

"

Everybody loves a bargain

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm struggling here

Believe me your gonna get it only the strong survives your gonna be like prey to them lol

Why am i going to be like prey to them?

Did someone say prey? lol

I spy with my little eye..

Is that your eye that's little or what it's spying is little? Lol

I'm not sure, I'm waiting for the charm

I best privately message you then

Here it comes Miss Honey, brace yourself!

I can't handle it- and it's not even started yet

Come on Mr!!

A 'fancy a fuck' pm

He's trying to hide...I've coaxed him out.

Let's see how smooth you are OP

Ah so what you were spying was small!

Like a shy little turtle lol

I'm having a sale in my bedroom. All clothes are 100% off

I don't like sales.

Everybody loves a bargain "

Not today.

What's next smoothie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm struggling here

Believe me your gonna get it only the strong survives your gonna be like prey to them lol

Why am i going to be like prey to them?

Did someone say prey? lol

I spy with my little eye..

Is that your eye that's little or what it's spying is little? Lol

I'm not sure, I'm waiting for the charm

I best privately message you then

Here it comes Miss Honey, brace yourself!

I can't handle it- and it's not even started yet

Come on Mr!!

A 'fancy a fuck' pm

He's trying to hide...I've coaxed him out.

Let's see how smooth you are OP

Ah so what you were spying was small!

Like a shy little turtle lol

I'm having a sale in my bedroom. All clothes are 100% off

I don't like sales.

Everybody loves a bargain

Not today.

What's next smoothie "

You want more!!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'm waiting for the teddy bear

Or buzz

Or barney

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm waiting for the teddy bear

Or buzz

Or barney"

Barney obviously

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm waiting for the teddy bear

Or buzz

Or barney

Barney obviously "

The purple dinosaur??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm waiting for the teddy bear

Or buzz

Or barney

Barney obviously

The purple dinosaur??"

Barney rubble

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm waiting for the teddy bear

Or buzz

Or barney

Barney obviously

The purple dinosaur??

Barney rubble "

Barney rubble??? Yes, the purple dinosaur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm waiting for the teddy bear

Or buzz

Or barney

Barney obviously

The purple dinosaur??

Barney rubble

Barney rubble??? Yes, the purple dinosaur "

Glad we got that cleared up...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm waiting for the teddy bear

Or buzz

Or barney

Barney obviously

The purple dinosaur??

Barney rubble

Barney rubble??? Yes, the purple dinosaur

Glad we got that cleared up... "

What's Barney rubble?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm waiting for the teddy bear

Or buzz

Or barney

Barney obviously

The purple dinosaur??

Barney rubble

Barney rubble??? Yes, the purple dinosaur

Glad we got that cleared up...

What's Barney rubble?"

Have you never watched the flintstones?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm waiting for the teddy bear

Or buzz

Or barney

Barney obviously

The purple dinosaur??

Barney rubble

Barney rubble??? Yes, the purple dinosaur

Glad we got that cleared up...

What's Barney rubble?

Have you never watched the flintstones?! "

Not really, just googled it though lol

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