FabSwingers.com forum: help

By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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I'm climbing the walls with this bloody no wanking ban.

I need talking down before I go insane.

Hit me with some boring facts or something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's banned you from wanking? Are you in Saudi Arabia?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donald Trump.

Done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wank a day keeps the flies away.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read a book.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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No not wanking.

That poor boy, he'll drown

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Donald Trump.

Done.

Oh I Google him and read the latest

That'll turn me off for certain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Read a book.

read a long book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumbers

Bananas

Carrots

Salami

Sausages

Which should I use to prepare dinner with later?

Rabbits

Cocks

Pussy

Tits (blue)

Asses

Which are your favourite animals?

Oooooops, was I supposed to take your mind off phallic objects and fun parts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can't you wank? Why deny yourself the pleasure? On that note

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just licking a really tasty ice cream...but it keeps dribbling....oh sorry what were you saying..?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9/10 people who wank in September's go on to win the lottery.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm just licking a really tasty ice cream...but it keeps dribbling....oh sorry what were you saying..?!?

I'm sucking a lolly

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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago

birchington

Use your wanking hand to whisk some eggs into an omelette...... start slowly then gently speed up until you're almost there and finish off with a frantic flourish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Avogadro was a clever bloke wasn't he honey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll send something to your inbox that will help

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'll send something to your inbox that will help

You are cruel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank if you really want one....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I nuzzle my head in between your thighs?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Go look at my pics that should do the trick

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Can I nuzzle my head in between your thighs?

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soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

an ice lolly. what a good idea in this heat.

slowly peel off the wrapper, sliding it down the lolly. slightly sticking to the body before releasing it from the stick. raise to the lips, feeling the change in temperature, maybe a pre-emptive lick of the tip to taste and then sliding between the lips.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a wank if you really want one....

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nostradamus also wrote a cook book !! Who knew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out our hotty list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This again? Get a grip

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"This again? Get a grip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't see the present time despite living in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Statistically 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"This again? Get a grip

Ok...come here. Firm?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Check out our hotty list

Oh I have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually, I've just thought of a loophole.

You may not be able to pleasure yourself, how about helping out a fabster in need?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm climbing the walls with this bloody no wanking ban.

I need talking down before I go insane.

Hit me with some boring facts or something. "
me too..can i sit in here with you?..others keep talking dirty to me..

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm climbing the walls with this bloody no wanking ban.

I need talking down before I go insane.

Hit me with some boring facts or something. me too..can i sit in here with you?..others keep talking dirty to me..

Let's sit and read a factual book.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm climbing the walls with this bloody no wanking ban.

I need talking down before I go insane.

Hit me with some boring facts or something. me too..can i sit in here with you?..others keep talking dirty to me..

Let's sit and read a factual book.

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thankyou..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm climbing the walls with this bloody no wanking ban.

I need talking down before I go insane.

Hit me with some boring facts or something. me too..can i sit in here with you?..others keep talking dirty to me..

Let's sit and read a factual book.

Come stroke my hair, that will take your mind off it. And will send me to sleep. Win win.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm climbing the walls with this bloody no wanking ban.

I need talking down before I go insane.

Hit me with some boring facts or something. me too..can i sit in here with you?..others keep talking dirty to me..

Let's sit and read a factual book.

Come stroke my hair, that will take your mind off it. And will send me to sleep. Win win."
aere you allowed to touch miss honey..cos im not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to come and give you a girl wank. Winner

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Happy to come and give you a girl wank. Winner

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ok im banned from being touched or sex too..so that actually doesnt help me..there are no loopholes for me..honest ive looked into it..

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

1 x 9 is 9

2 x 9 is 18

4 x 9 is 27........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Log off Fabs, can't see sexy pics & suggestions!

Busy yourself with all those mundane tasks that you've been putting off.

Cold showers, at least 2 a day.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I'll send you my grow your own vegetable book, just avoid the obvious marrows etc. & make sure you flick through the bean section too

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Happy to come and give you a girl wank. Winner

ok im banned from being touched or sex too..so that actually doesnt help me..there are no loopholes for me..honest ive looked into it..

Power shower aimed just right should do it

Bun

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Happy to come and give you a girl wank. Winner

ok im banned from being touched or sex too..so that actually doesnt help me..there are no loopholes for me..honest ive looked into it..

Power shower aimed just right should do it

Bun

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no self pleasuring means exactly that..im going to leave now..good luck miss honey xx

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