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The world is doomed !!!

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By *ecretgames OP   Man
over a year ago

the moon

The old expression of always read the label came about for this very reason. Sometimes maybe due to "lost in translation syndrome" the labels become a comedic paradise. Here's a few just so people can have a laugh.

If you've found any weird and wonderful instructions or labels please share so I can chuckle over my coffee.

By the way I'm open to suggestions of joining me for that coffee too!!!!!

Proof that the Human Race is doomed through stupidity .... Hehehehe !!!

1. On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.

2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.

3. On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.

4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.

5. On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)

7. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids - LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.

(What the actual fuck at this loooooool)

8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles - OPEN OTHER END.

9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins - WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST CEREAL? (No comment hehe)

10. On a Sears hairdryer - DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.

11. On a bag of Frito's - YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE. (The shoplifter special?!?)

12. On a bar of Dial soap - DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP. (And that would be how?)

13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) - DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. (Too late! You lose!)

14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING. (Are you sure? Duh)

15. On a Korean kitchen knife - WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN. (Dammit! Who are they to tell me what to do with my kids?)

16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights - FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY. (As opposed to what?...use in outer space?)

17. On a Japanese food processor - NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE. (Now I'm curious.... anyone enlighten me here?)

18. On Sainsbury's peanuts - WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS. (Really? Peanuts contain nuts?)

19. On an American Airlines packet of nuts INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS. (I'm glad they cleared that up.)

20. On a Swedish chainsaw - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS. (What kind of consumer phone-call led to this warning?)

21. On a child's superman costume - WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY. (That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)

22. On some frozen dinners: SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST. ( OK lets eat it frozen!!!)

23. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: FITS ONE HEAD. (Cracks me up)

24. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.

25. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine: DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.(Kids no more driving)

26. On Nightly sleep aid: WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS. (Duh!)

Some classics to brighten up an afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not stupid label, but made me chuckle. School jumpers from Tesco "unless it's dirty wash at 30"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha well I'm not eating any cereal you bring me

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Sign in builders yard

" would the person who removed the ladders please return them immediately, or further steps will be taken "

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By *angerousEyesMan
over a year ago

weston

Great copy and paste

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By *ecretgames OP   Man
over a year ago

the moon


"Hahahaha well I'm not eating any cereal you bring me "

And why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahahaha well I'm not eating any cereal you bring me

And why not "

Incase you've tossed your raisins over it

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By *ecretgames OP   Man
over a year ago

the moon


"Hahahaha well I'm not eating any cereal you bring me

And why not

Incase you've tossed your raisins over it "

I still don't see the problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahahaha well I'm not eating any cereal you bring me

And why not

Incase you've tossed your raisins over it

I still don't see the problem "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Nessa)

Hee hee. ..

Lovely

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