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"Anyone out there tonight? Just wondering as the luntics appear to have taken over the asylum again . ![]() Haha, sane one here, but not for much longer ![]() | |||
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"Anyone out there tonight? Just wondering as the luntics appear to have taken over the asylum again . ![]() Yes but I shouldn't be. Just couldn't leave that thread alone. | |||
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"Anyone out there tonight? Just wondering as the luntics appear to have taken over the asylum again . ![]() ![]() I'm not suprised it's enough to drive anyonead just lately. | |||
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"Anyone out there tonight? Just wondering as the luntics appear to have taken over the asylum again . ![]() Some comedy gold just lately isn't there ![]() | |||
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"Anyone out there tonight? Just wondering as the luntics appear to have taken over the asylum again . ![]() I thought you were just flirting. Is that not how it works? | |||
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"Anyone out there tonight? Just wondering as the luntics appear to have taken over the asylum again . ![]() Don't think you've saud anything that bad have you? | |||
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"Anyone out there tonight? Just wondering as the luntics appear to have taken over the asylum again . ![]() i was on my way t bed - ive had a jam butty and a brew whilst all that was going on | |||
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"do i count? 1 to 10 backwards? ![]() ![]() You still coming to Alton on Saturday ![]() | |||
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"Fuck off Dan, yer not coming into my asylum ![]() Oh ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Anyone out there tonight? Just wondering as the luntics appear to have taken over the asylum again . ![]() Hot milk is now required. | |||
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"do i count? 1 to 10 backwards? ![]() ![]() ![]() fingers crossed - yes - i have a voucher doodar im hoping to use to halve the cost | |||
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"I think I can register on the sane list ![]() No....you're mad as well ![]() | |||
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"Ohhhhh what have i missed? I'm being driven insane tonight by my rls. Going to make myself some crumpets n a cup of tea. ![]() Another angry yound man thread is ongoing I believe. | |||
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"do i count? 1 to 10 backwards? ![]() ![]() ![]() Nice one ![]() | |||
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"Ohhhhh what have i missed? I'm being driven insane tonight by my rls. Going to make myself some crumpets n a cup of tea. ![]() Maybe just go and say 'hi'. | |||
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"Come closer and I'll whisper it in your ear ![]() Which one? | |||
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"Present Sir Mwah " Well hello ![]() | |||
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"Come closer and I'll whisper it in your ear ![]() I'm assuming you have two to choose from. If you have a third or more, please disclose before we proceed ![]() | |||
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"Present Sir Mwah Well hello ![]() Oops missed the s off sane ![]() | |||
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"Come closer and I'll whisper it in your ear ![]() ![]() Left ear is best for me tbh | |||
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"Fuck off Dan, yer not coming into my asylum ![]() ![]() ![]() Of course you're more than very welcome, but I have a visitor from the Geordie area coming to see me in the next fortnight so am saving ma pennies for her ![]() | |||
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"Fuck off Dan, yer not coming into my asylum ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh do you now....nice one ![]() | |||
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"I ask a couple of questions and then... ![]() Did you get the answers you wanted? | |||
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"Come closer and I'll whisper it in your ear ![]() ![]() Are you partially deaf? I like those who are directionally challenged like myself ![]() | |||
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"Come closer and I'll whisper it in your ear ![]() ![]() ![]() Not deaf but my left ear is more receptive ![]() | |||
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"Come closer and I'll whisper it in your ear ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Like a bionic ear? | |||
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"Fuck off Dan, yer not coming into my asylum ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() We spoke on the phone today, but I couldn't understand a friggin' word she said though ![]() | |||
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"Come closer and I'll whisper it in your ear ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No just that my right one has some damage due to clay pigeon shooting without ear defenders as a yoof ![]() | |||
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"Ohhhhh what have i missed? I'm being driven insane tonight by my rls. Going to make myself some crumpets n a cup of tea. ![]() Fabtastic ![]() | |||
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"Fuck off Dan, yer not coming into my asylum ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Does she come with subtitles? | |||
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"Ohhhhh what have i missed? I'm being driven insane tonight by my rls. Going to make myself some crumpets n a cup of tea. ![]() I did n I'm now wondering if I should call him a plastic scouser. ..... ![]() | |||
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"Ohhhhh what have i missed? I'm being driven insane tonight by my rls. Going to make myself some crumpets n a cup of tea. ![]() ![]() It's a strange one, made my head hurt so I gave up on it. | |||
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"Ohhhhh what have i missed? I'm being driven insane tonight by my rls. Going to make myself some crumpets n a cup of tea. ![]() ![]() He might like that....try it ![]() | |||
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"Ohhhhh what have i missed? I'm being driven insane tonight by my rls. Going to make myself some crumpets n a cup of tea. ![]() ![]() Safe to say no further winding up was required. He was ready to go from the off. ![]() | |||
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"Come closer and I'll whisper it in your ear ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Bloody yoofs. First the ears, then the lipsticked head. Whatever will they get up to next ![]() | |||
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"Come closer and I'll whisper it in your ear ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Life is an adventure you just have to live it right....fuck me that was profound ![]() | |||
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"Read something the other day, in an insane world , a sane man must pretend to be insane, " To get off the charges in court? | |||
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"Fuck off Dan, yer not coming into my asylum ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() If whyeye man comes included in the package then I should have no problem ![]() | |||
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"Read something the other day, in an insane world , a sane man must pretend to be insane, " but the insane think theyre sane - the sane think theyre not | |||
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"Fuck off Dan, yer not coming into my asylum ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Just nod and say yes a lot that'll sort it ![]() | |||
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"Read something the other day, in an insane world , a sane man must pretend to be insane, but the insane think theyre sane - the sane think theyre not" got to go along to get along | |||
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"Fuck off Dan, yer not coming into my asylum ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll do my best Alan Shearer impersonation ![]() | |||
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"Ohhhhh what have i missed? I'm being driven insane tonight by my rls. Going to make myself some crumpets n a cup of tea. ![]() ![]() ![]() Gutted. ![]() | |||
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"I am officially a nutter its been confirmed lol x" Funny nutter or Arthur Fowler nicking the Chrisrmas club money type nutter? ![]() | |||
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"Fuck off Dan, yer not coming into my asylum ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Who's he? ![]() | |||
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"I'll do my best Alan Shearer impersonation ![]() ![]() Some Geordie bloke that used to play football for England ![]() | |||
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"I'll do my best Alan Shearer impersonation ![]() ![]() ![]() Ah football, that's why I didn't know then ![]() | |||
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"Come closer and I'll whisper it in your ear ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That really was. It was about to make me weak at the knees, but then I recalled that you've lived your life left, not right. I think someone is telling porkies, mister ![]() | |||
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"Come closer and I'll whisper it in your ear ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I don't do politics....or religion....or football ![]() | |||
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"I'll do my best Alan Shearer impersonation ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Do you know who Bobby Charlton is ![]() | |||
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"I'll do my best Alan Shearer impersonation ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I know who he is ![]() | |||
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"I'll do my best Alan Shearer impersonation ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ah, so you know who the English Pope is, then. Those pies of the porky persuasion are mounting up, sir. | |||
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"I'll do my best Alan Shearer impersonation ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Pope? Eh? | |||
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"I'll do my best Alan Shearer impersonation ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Why not have one of his legendary comb overs then ![]() | |||
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"Sitting here in my cuddlemeallnightlong jacket thinking sanity us sometimes overated ![]() Partial sanity seems more fun. | |||
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"I'll do my best Alan Shearer impersonation ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I favour the smooth look ![]() | |||
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"I'll do my best Alan Shearer impersonation ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I've had all sorts of styles over the years, but am letting mine grow for a bit. It's now past shoulder length again ![]() | |||
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"I'll do my best Alan Shearer impersonation ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Bloody hippy ![]() | |||
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"I'll do my best Alan Shearer impersonation ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I've never been one of those in ma life, a long haired biker maybe ![]() | |||
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"I am jolly sane , though I do spend most of my day in long conversation with Pooch ![]() And I bet he probably talks more sense than you do ![]() | |||
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"I am jolly sane , though I do spend most of my day in long conversation with Pooch ![]() ![]() He certainly does , I get the oh blimey look when I ramble off subject ![]() | |||
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"I am jolly sane , though I do spend most of my day in long conversation with Pooch ![]() ![]() ![]() He's actually saying Taff just shut the fuck up will ya ![]() | |||
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"I am jolly sane , though I do spend most of my day in long conversation with Pooch ![]() ![]() ![]() You need a Border Collie, I have raised 3 generations of them, they can be intelligent when they want to be and also play dumb as fuck ![]() | |||
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"I am jolly sane , though I do spend most of my day in long conversation with Pooch ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Pooch is far to clever and handsome for his own good at times ![]() | |||
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"I am jolly sane , though I do spend most of my day in long conversation with Pooch ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's not only dogs that can do that ![]() | |||
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"Totally Sane though i do talk to my cat and yes he dos know what im saying and chats back to me ![]() I'm surprised if he can understand anything you say though xx ![]() | |||
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"Totally Sane though i do talk to my cat and yes he dos know what im saying and chats back to me ![]() ![]() Oooh I know why, that's cos you have a Jawdee cat ![]() | |||
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"Totally Sane though i do talk to my cat and yes he dos know what im saying and chats back to me ![]() ![]() ![]() grrr you beat me to it SMART ASS and its G E O R D I E capeesh? ![]() | |||
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"Totally Sane though i do talk to my cat and yes he dos know what im saying and chats back to me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I reckon an Italian Geordie would terribly difficult to understand ![]() | |||
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"Totally Sane though i do talk to my cat and yes he dos know what im saying and chats back to me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() oh they are indeed ![]() | |||
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