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"Anyone out there tonight? Just wondering as the luntics appear to have taken over the asylum again . Haha, sane one here, but not for much longer | |||
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"Anyone out there tonight? Just wondering as the luntics appear to have taken over the asylum again . Yes but I shouldn't be. Just couldn't leave that thread alone. | |||
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"Anyone out there tonight? Just wondering as the luntics appear to have taken over the asylum again . I'm not suprised it's enough to drive anyonead just lately. | |||
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"Anyone out there tonight? Just wondering as the luntics appear to have taken over the asylum again . Some comedy gold just lately isn't there | |||
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"Anyone out there tonight? Just wondering as the luntics appear to have taken over the asylum again . I thought you were just flirting. Is that not how it works? | |||
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"Anyone out there tonight? Just wondering as the luntics appear to have taken over the asylum again . Don't think you've saud anything that bad have you? | |||
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"Anyone out there tonight? Just wondering as the luntics appear to have taken over the asylum again . i was on my way t bed - ive had a jam butty and a brew whilst all that was going on | |||
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"do i count? 1 to 10 backwards? You still coming to Alton on Saturday | |||
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"Fuck off Dan, yer not coming into my asylum Oh | |||
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"Anyone out there tonight? Just wondering as the luntics appear to have taken over the asylum again . Hot milk is now required. | |||
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"do i count? 1 to 10 backwards? fingers crossed - yes - i have a voucher doodar im hoping to use to halve the cost | |||
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"I think I can register on the sane list No....you're mad as well | |||
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"Ohhhhh what have i missed? I'm being driven insane tonight by my rls. Going to make myself some crumpets n a cup of tea. Another angry yound man thread is ongoing I believe. | |||
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"do i count? 1 to 10 backwards? Nice one | |||
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"Ohhhhh what have i missed? I'm being driven insane tonight by my rls. Going to make myself some crumpets n a cup of tea. Maybe just go and say 'hi'. | |||
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"Come closer and I'll whisper it in your ear Which one? | |||
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"Present Sir Mwah " Well hello | |||
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"Come closer and I'll whisper it in your ear I'm assuming you have two to choose from. If you have a third or more, please disclose before we proceed | |||
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"Present Sir Mwah Well hello Oops missed the s off sane | |||
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"Come closer and I'll whisper it in your ear Left ear is best for me tbh | |||
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"Fuck off Dan, yer not coming into my asylum Of course you're more than very welcome, but I have a visitor from the Geordie area coming to see me in the next fortnight so am saving ma pennies for her | |||
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"Fuck off Dan, yer not coming into my asylum Oh do you now....nice one | |||
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"I ask a couple of questions and then... Did you get the answers you wanted? | |||
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"Come closer and I'll whisper it in your ear Are you partially deaf? I like those who are directionally challenged like myself | |||
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"Come closer and I'll whisper it in your ear Not deaf but my left ear is more receptive | |||
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"Come closer and I'll whisper it in your ear Like a bionic ear? | |||
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"Fuck off Dan, yer not coming into my asylum We spoke on the phone today, but I couldn't understand a friggin' word she said though | |||
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"Come closer and I'll whisper it in your ear No just that my right one has some damage due to clay pigeon shooting without ear defenders as a yoof | |||
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"Ohhhhh what have i missed? I'm being driven insane tonight by my rls. Going to make myself some crumpets n a cup of tea. Fabtastic | |||
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"Fuck off Dan, yer not coming into my asylum Does she come with subtitles? | |||
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"Ohhhhh what have i missed? I'm being driven insane tonight by my rls. Going to make myself some crumpets n a cup of tea. I did n I'm now wondering if I should call him a plastic scouser. ..... | |||
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"Ohhhhh what have i missed? I'm being driven insane tonight by my rls. Going to make myself some crumpets n a cup of tea. It's a strange one, made my head hurt so I gave up on it. | |||
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"Ohhhhh what have i missed? I'm being driven insane tonight by my rls. Going to make myself some crumpets n a cup of tea. He might like that....try it | |||
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"Ohhhhh what have i missed? I'm being driven insane tonight by my rls. Going to make myself some crumpets n a cup of tea. Safe to say no further winding up was required. He was ready to go from the off. | |||
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"Come closer and I'll whisper it in your ear Bloody yoofs. First the ears, then the lipsticked head. Whatever will they get up to next | |||
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"Come closer and I'll whisper it in your ear Life is an adventure you just have to live it right....fuck me that was profound | |||
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"Read something the other day, in an insane world , a sane man must pretend to be insane, " To get off the charges in court? | |||
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"Fuck off Dan, yer not coming into my asylum If whyeye man comes included in the package then I should have no problem | |||
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"Read something the other day, in an insane world , a sane man must pretend to be insane, " but the insane think theyre sane - the sane think theyre not | |||
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"Fuck off Dan, yer not coming into my asylum Just nod and say yes a lot that'll sort it | |||
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"Read something the other day, in an insane world , a sane man must pretend to be insane, but the insane think theyre sane - the sane think theyre not" got to go along to get along | |||
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"Fuck off Dan, yer not coming into my asylum I'll do my best Alan Shearer impersonation | |||
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"Ohhhhh what have i missed? I'm being driven insane tonight by my rls. Going to make myself some crumpets n a cup of tea. Gutted. | |||
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"I am officially a nutter its been confirmed lol x" Funny nutter or Arthur Fowler nicking the Chrisrmas club money type nutter? | |||
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"Fuck off Dan, yer not coming into my asylum Who's he? | |||
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"I'll do my best Alan Shearer impersonation Some Geordie bloke that used to play football for England | |||
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"I'll do my best Alan Shearer impersonation Ah football, that's why I didn't know then | |||
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"Come closer and I'll whisper it in your ear That really was. It was about to make me weak at the knees, but then I recalled that you've lived your life left, not right. I think someone is telling porkies, mister | |||
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"Come closer and I'll whisper it in your ear I don't do politics....or religion....or football | |||
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"I'll do my best Alan Shearer impersonation Do you know who Bobby Charlton is | |||
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"I'll do my best Alan Shearer impersonation I know who he is | |||
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"I'll do my best Alan Shearer impersonation Ah, so you know who the English Pope is, then. Those pies of the porky persuasion are mounting up, sir. | |||
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"I'll do my best Alan Shearer impersonation Pope? Eh? | |||
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"I'll do my best Alan Shearer impersonation Why not have one of his legendary comb overs then | |||
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"Sitting here in my cuddlemeallnightlong jacket thinking sanity us sometimes overated Partial sanity seems more fun. | |||
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"I'll do my best Alan Shearer impersonation I favour the smooth look | |||
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"I'll do my best Alan Shearer impersonation I've had all sorts of styles over the years, but am letting mine grow for a bit. It's now past shoulder length again | |||
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"I'll do my best Alan Shearer impersonation Bloody hippy | |||
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"I'll do my best Alan Shearer impersonation I've never been one of those in ma life, a long haired biker maybe | |||
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"I am jolly sane , though I do spend most of my day in long conversation with Pooch And I bet he probably talks more sense than you do | |||
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"I am jolly sane , though I do spend most of my day in long conversation with Pooch He certainly does , I get the oh blimey look when I ramble off subject | |||
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"I am jolly sane , though I do spend most of my day in long conversation with Pooch He's actually saying Taff just shut the fuck up will ya | |||
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"I am jolly sane , though I do spend most of my day in long conversation with Pooch You need a Border Collie, I have raised 3 generations of them, they can be intelligent when they want to be and also play dumb as fuck | |||
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"I am jolly sane , though I do spend most of my day in long conversation with Pooch Pooch is far to clever and handsome for his own good at times | |||
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"I am jolly sane , though I do spend most of my day in long conversation with Pooch It's not only dogs that can do that | |||
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"Totally Sane though i do talk to my cat and yes he dos know what im saying and chats back to me I'm surprised if he can understand anything you say though xx | |||
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"Totally Sane though i do talk to my cat and yes he dos know what im saying and chats back to me Oooh I know why, that's cos you have a Jawdee cat | |||
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"Totally Sane though i do talk to my cat and yes he dos know what im saying and chats back to me grrr you beat me to it SMART ASS and its G E O R D I E capeesh? | |||
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"Totally Sane though i do talk to my cat and yes he dos know what im saying and chats back to me I reckon an Italian Geordie would terribly difficult to understand | |||
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"Totally Sane though i do talk to my cat and yes he dos know what im saying and chats back to me oh they are indeed | |||
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