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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

its stomping round my front room and my cat wont wake up n get it, scareddddd, humane or throw a book or flame thrower or something? shit just yelped I took my eye off it!!!!!

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over a year ago


"its stomping round my front room and my cat wont wake up n get it, scareddddd, humane or throw a book or flame thrower or something? shit just yelped I took my eye off it!!!!!"

Approach it from the rear. If it turns and moves towards you then turn on gas, poor petrol around drop a match and run.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i just missed out a step on the stairs because there is a spiddy there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have you watched stranger things tv series ? - see what they used to catch the monster - bear trap - petrol - nail encrusted baseball bat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooooo

Get a glass and piece of paper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my worst nightmare hate the things

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"its stomping round my front room and my cat wont wake up n get it, scareddddd, humane or throw a book or flame thrower or something? shit just yelped I took my eye off it!!!!!

Approach it from the rear. If it turns and moves towards you then turn on gas, poor petrol around drop a match and run."

and now m typin this lookin at my burning flat lol!!! theres a bug on my ceiling too, am I in a hovel or is it insect come in time of year?!!!!!

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over a year ago


"its stomping round my front room and my cat wont wake up n get it, scareddddd, humane or throw a book or flame thrower or something? shit just yelped I took my eye off it!!!!!

Approach it from the rear. If it turns and moves towards you then turn on gas, poor petrol around drop a match and run.

and now m typin this lookin at my burning flat lol!!! theres a bug on my ceiling too, am I in a hovel or is it insect come in time of year?!!!!!"

time of the year - and the conkers arent ready to fall here yet and they help a lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

cant cope, no escape in here and they run faster than me!!!! nightmares tonight and wakin up with spider legs in my ears n mouth!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just kill it.... The spiders in the UK are so mild and they can't hurt you and they eat insects.... You will be fine... It's not like a funnel web or a red back...

Sweet dreams and relax

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just kill it.... The spiders in the UK are so mild and they can't hurt you and they eat insects.... You will be fine... It's not like a funnel web or a red back...

Sweet dreams and relax

Mwah "

its the erratic way they move, I will try n relax love, I'm sure the cat will av my back n get the fecker!!!!

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