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To all the insecure Muppet’s

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By *ason_silver OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

You know why I came on here?

First answer from most people - “To get laid”

First REAL answer - “because something was missing”

We are all looking for some thing...

I could spend all day explaining what is missing from my life.

But today I'm going to do it in one line – can you?

The ability to touch another person without feeling it is wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

The ability to touch another person without feeling it is wrong "

Elaborate please

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"

The ability to touch another person without feeling it is wrong

Elaborate please "

My sentiments entirely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

The ability to touch another person without feeling it is wrong

Elaborate please

My sentiments entirely "

Wondered what age range he meant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to have sex without the relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ability to have sex without the relationship "

Isn't that when you pay for it?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"

The ability to touch another person without feeling it is wrong

Elaborate please

My sentiments entirely

Wondered what age range he meant "

I'm only 16 so not allowed to post on here yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ability to have sex without the relationship

Isn't that when you pay for it?"

Not all men have to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

The ability to touch another person without feeling it is wrong

Elaborate please

My sentiments entirely

Wondered what age range he meant

I'm only 16 so not allowed to post on here yet "

I knew it !!! My doubts started with one of your picture haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know why I came on here?

First answer from most people - “To get laid”

First REAL answer - “because something was missing”

We are all looking for some thing...

I could spend all day explaining what is missing from my life.

But today I'm going to do it in one line – can you?

The ability to touch another person without feeling it is wrong "

Or the ability to say something that dosent sound illegal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my REAL answer would be... To get laid!!! No lie.. Just good wholesome amazing sex without the complications of a relationship!!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"

The ability to touch another person without feeling it is wrong

Elaborate please

My sentiments entirely

Wondered what age range he meant

I'm only 16 so not allowed to post on here yet

I knew it !!! My doubts started with one of your picture haha "

It was the beard one wasn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

The ability to touch another person without feeling it is wrong

Elaborate please "

Married?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Am I an insecure Muppet? Is the implication here that if we don't feel something is missing from our life we're not telling the truth?

I'm here because it's quite difficult to have a three some or more when there's only two of you so I suppose technically you could say that something is missing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To have a little fun

without the stresses of being in a relationship

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Kermit looking for Miss Piggy perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like sex. I want to touch sexy people because it feels right.

Why does the OP sound like he has issues he'd like to get off his chest.

Sit down boy and have a strong drink!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

to know and eradicate the veils of imprints embodied, to do with relationships, sexuality, sensuality and being a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"to know and eradicate the veils of imprints embodied, to do with relationships, sexuality, sensuality and being a woman."

I don't know what this all meant, but can you say it in a Spanish, and I'm all yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know why I came on here?

First answer from most people - “To get laid”

First REAL answer - “because something was missing”

We are all looking for some thing...

I could spend all day explaining what is missing from my life.

But today I'm going to do it in one line – can you?

The ability to touch another person without feeling it is wrong "

Fuck. It's all so much clearer now. Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're here to....

Do a little dance

Make a little love

Get down tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

42

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're here to....

Do a little dance

Make a little love

Get down tonight

"

hehe nice1

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

To prove to myself that iam not as bad as I think with ladies.

I guess to built my self worth and esteem

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"to know and eradicate the veils of imprints embodied, to do with relationships, sexuality, sensuality and being a woman.

I don't know what this all meant, but can you say it in a Spanish, and I'm all yours "

conocer y erradicar los velos de huellas encarnadas , que ver con las relaciones, la sexualidad , la sensualidad y el hecho de ser mujer

ill collect my prize later

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I guess it is how you want to look at things.

Most of who we are can be found by who we are sexually.....think about it for a second...

are you a voyeur? and exhibitionist? watching or putting on a show? do you like to be in the middle of a large crowd of bodies or small intimate gatherings? do you enjoy pushing your limits both physically and mentally?

From the moment we are born we are pushed into little boxes and told to comply.... this is right, this is wrong.

why are we here? well i like to be me in a world full of sheep. I like to explore and push myself. I want to know all the things I enjoy sexually from a threesome to dogging, am i completely Bi or do i just like the idea of it?

the fact I am in a loving relationship with someone who has actively encouraged me to explore myself is an amazing thing.

so to circle back to the question....why am I here? amazing sex, boosting my confidence and exploring a bigger world going against social conformity :P

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By *ason_silver OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I like sex. I want to touch sexy people because it feels right.

Why does the OP sound like he has issues he'd like to get off his chest.

Sit down boy and have a strong drink! "

That's what got this thread started...

(Not my finest hour - sorry)

What I meant to say was that I'm the insecure Muppet that gets nervous about body contact - I'm fine in bed - but too shy to do what most people would see as normal in the day to day - the brush of an arm, the peck on the cheek - that kind of thing

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I like sex. I want to touch sexy people because it feels right.

Why does the OP sound like he has issues he'd like to get off his chest.

Sit down boy and have a strong drink!

That's what got this thread started...

(Not my finest hour - sorry)

What I meant to say was that I'm the insecure Muppet that gets nervous about body contact - I'm fine in bed - but too shy to do what most people would see as normal in the day to day - the brush of an arm, the peck on the cheek - that kind of thing

"

it is only normal to do that with close friends...no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Several reasons;

Fill this void by filling my foofy and bum bum!

To explore fantasies without fear of judgement.

Annd I dated lot of bums and I got fed up of giving my everything so wanted something more self indulgent.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Interesting op, calling people insecure muppets. You by your own admission say your a total newbie. What gives you the right tell people who have been swinging maybe 30 years+ that they are insecure muppets

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By *ason_silver OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Interesting op, calling people insecure muppets. You by your own admission say your a total newbie. What gives you the right tell people who have been swinging maybe 30 years+ that they are insecure muppets"

You misunderstand - I was talking about myself and then inviting others who felt the same way to take on the same title

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have recently decided that for a while at least I would prefer when with a woman that I would prefer to not engage in penetration, I would prefer to spend the time touching and feeling, no kissing either, sorry if that may offend some women but it's in my head and that's how I feel at the moment, it's an adventure I would like to experience a bit more than I already have throughout life

Teasing each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not insecure though

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Nope, I really did come here to get laid......... but only because I am not in a full time relationship, which I would prefer.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

So the original post that had us thinking you've had some kind of retraining order in the past was really to say you are not comfortable with PDAs and would like to be?

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By *ason_silver OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"So the original post that had us thinking you've had some kind of retraining order in the past was really to say you are not comfortable with PDAs and would like to be? "

personal digital assistant's?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Ohh I love the muppets..

Mananama do do do do

Mananama do do do do do do doo do

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"So the original post that had us thinking you've had some kind of retraining order in the past was really to say you are not comfortable with PDAs and would like to be?

personal digital assistant's?"

Public displays of affection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohh I love the muppets..

Mananama do do do do

Mananama do do do do do do doo do"

I thought this was The Muppet Sex Show. Click bait OP!

Hoping I'm not the only one who has an insatiable appetite for pleasure and pleasing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohh I love the muppets..

Mananama do do do do

Mananama do do do do do do doo do"

Fozzy bear is very insecure though, he try's to hide it with humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohh I love the muppets..

Mananama do do do do

Mananama do do do do do do doo do

Fozzy bear is very insecure though, he try's to hide it with humour."

Animal bashes out his frustrations on the drums

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By *ason_silver OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"So the original post that had us thinking you've had some kind of retraining order in the past was really to say you are not comfortable with PDAs and would like to be?

personal digital assistant's?

Public displays of affection"

Yeah - I know

(only other PDA I could find involved autism and might have been a little TOO out of the box)

But yes - I'm not great at PDA's - Its a skill I just never seemed to get the hang of - but I'm working on it (why do you think I'm here - Its not JUST for the sex)

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