FabSwingers.com forum: Your favourite way of turning someone down...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I always use "I would rather stick my face in a bucketful of leeches."

What's yours?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks. I'm happily married lol as for the leech remark it hurts me as that name was with me for 45 year's lol.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a polite 'sorry but you're not my type' usually suffices

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Politely...unless they are vulgar then Im a class A bitch

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm washing my hair.

It works because it's so believable.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

In such a treading on eggshells so as not to offend way that they often just give up without realising I have been trying to turn them down. I really am shit at it.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am polite unless prodded.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unread deleted".

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a mental image of that brat from willy wonka...veronica something or other

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd just like to clarify that I'm only vulgar when the other person is first...!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always polite and make good use of the block button

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am polite unless prodded."

Poke

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Off Fuck, rearrange", usually suffices

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

""Unread deleted".

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

You aren't what I'm looking for,

Doo do de doo.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am fab straight sorry

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am fab straight sorry"

That'll do me.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No favourite for me. I don't revel in turning someone down. I just tell them straight - I'm not attracted to you. Then i move on.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't turn anyone down just say see you in chams one day the idiots are never members lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

by ignoring them.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Off Fuck, rearrange", usually suffices

do men turn people down? gosh!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read and delete. Sorry

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the distance is too great"

"but it says your are within 20 miles"

"I meant emotionally"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always use "I would rather stick my face in a bucketful of leeches."

What's yours?

I tell them they can kiss my ass.

It doesn't seem to work though.

(See thread...rimming.why?)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""the distance is too great"

"but it says your are within 20 miles"

"I meant emotionally""

Hilarious! Can I steal this one?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am polite unless prodded.

Poke

Poke you say?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignore and block

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I say 'you're not my type', I get too many replies, 'why not? How do you know?' Etc. 'You're not what I'm looking for on fab' seems to work better.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thanks."

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never get the chance lol

I'm usually the one getting let down

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You make vagina dry up

" or

I'm on heroin

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Mine is a standard 'sorry but I'm not looking for any new guys atm' usually does the trick

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on heroin

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I bring my goat

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I bring my goat

What about your sheep?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear..... ...I take it your either A, iliterate as @#$* or 2, your still iliterate thought you'd fancy your chances anyway....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Did you read my profile?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Thanks but no thanks

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite simply say sorry your not for us ,unless there opening message is not over polite can result in some form of sarcastic remarks lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry not for us and have fun - is the type of message we send

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I bring my goat

What about your sheep?

Chuckle my sheep is for personal use only

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've a mental image of that brat from willy wonka...veronica something or other "

Verruca salt. The bad egg.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *VK_RugbyCouple
over a year ago

Rugby

"Don't think it will work" is our usual no point in being rude just for the sake of it.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Your tits are shit, you have stuble & that's the oddest wizards sleeve I've ever seen!"

That was the last one to another none profile reading bloke.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I only need 1. Sorry I'm straight

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ambscouple2015Couple
over a year ago

Not in Wisbech but near

Normally just put, unfortunately you are not for us but we wish you all the best in finding what you are looking for.

For the rude/ignorant/arseholes it's usually, you have more chance of getting a blowjob from a slug.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I bring my goat

What about your sheep?

Chuckle my sheep is for personal use only

Ooooh errrrr

On a - fortunately different subject! - how is ze Pooch?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Thanks but no thanks.

Occasionally I only fuck ladies on here.. Depending on the message sent to us

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I bring my goat

What about your sheep?

Chuckle my sheep is for personal use only

Ooooh errrrr

On a - fortunately different subject! - how is ze Pooch?"

He is swell thanks we have just had a wonderful sunset beach walk .

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I bring my goat

What about your sheep?

Chuckle my sheep is for personal use only

Ooooh errrrr

On a - fortunately different subject! - how is ze Pooch?

He is swell thanks we have just had a wonderful sunset beach walk .

Bless him

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi there, we (insert the word "actually" if they clearly didn't bother to read) read your profile, and sadly we don't feel we're compatible" is our default line

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Only meeting bi guys at the moment' to which they reply that they forgot and they are on their knees and suckling cock before tea time.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would rather shit in my own hand and clap than meet you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus! No thanks. I don't want to stick my dick in the bat cave ffs!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You make vagina dry up

" or

I'm on heroin

I read this and spat perfectly good wine all over the couch. Hilarious!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

After a lot of abuse and why nots I have turned it round to 'I am not what you are looking for'. Seems to confuse them into silence

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thread is so full of

It's one of 3 responses

Unread deleted.

Read deleted.

Read and ignored.

Never have I ever had a polite no or any response for that matter actually.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After a lot of abuse and why nots I have turned it round to 'I am not what you are looking for'. Seems to confuse them into silence"

You're a Jedi Knight

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Can I bring my goat

What about your sheep?

Oi, leave the sheepshagging to me will ya

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A polite fuck off

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After a lot of abuse and why nots I have turned it round to 'I am not what you are looking for'. Seems to confuse them into silence"

Did you learn that from Obi Wan Kenobi?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just say sorry you arnt for me

and the few that turned abusive got the not so polite 2nd message

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

I reject many and it's never a favourite or a pleasure , infact it's always with a very heavy heart

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A polite fuck off"

How do you say "fuck off" politely?

Could one please fuck off and cease mailing one? Many thanks in advance.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not today Satan. Not today."

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A polite fuck off

How do you say "fuck off" politely?

Could one please fuck off and cease mailing one? Many thanks in advance.

Go away with a capital F

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"A polite fuck off

How do you say "fuck off" politely?

Could one please fuck off and cease mailing one? Many thanks in advance.

Got forth and multiply is the polite phrase

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

Thank you, but no thanks.

I don't see any need in being unnecessarily rude, them or me.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"If I say 'you're not my type', I get too many replies, 'why not? How do you know?' Etc. 'You're not what I'm looking for on fab' seems to work better. "

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I simply say 'Not for me thanks' in response to articulate messages, or ignore and delete the dross. No need to ever be rude...the few snarky comebacks I get are simply ignored and blocked. Why get arsey? It's not worth the effort!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

have filters on..i can remain silent and dont get asked

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure you'll have plenty of fun on here, happy swinging

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ihimbiherCouple
over a year ago

lightwater

Yuk

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"After a lot of abuse and why nots I have turned it round to 'I am not what you are looking for'. Seems to confuse them into silence"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm washing my hair.

It works because it's so believable. "

I use that one too.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A polite fuck off

How do you say "fuck off" politely?

Could one please fuck off and cease mailing one? Many thanks in advance.

Go away with a capital F"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have filters on..i can remain silent and dont get asked

Where's the fun in that? Although it may have saved me previously. I was going to message you before and then i got the message lol i still didn't get a personal fuck off. So that's a positive!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

[Removed by poster at 05/09/16 22:17:35]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

I thank them for their interest and politely say they're not for me.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"have filters on..i can remain silent and dont get asked

Where's the fun in that? Although it may have saved me previously. I was going to message you before and then i got the message lol i still didn't get a personal fuck off. So that's a positive!

"
i dont think its fun to say no thanks, or block people so i avoid it..less stressful..what message? have io ever sent you a message?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just delete the message on here, sent a couple of 'I'm on heroin' to people who ask if I do drugs

I tell people that come into me when I'm in the real world, they make my vagina dry up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying "god you are so attractive any chance of a date" always seems to get rid of them Ive found!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have filters on..i can remain silent and dont get asked

Where's the fun in that? Although it may have saved me previously. I was going to message you before and then i got the message lol i still didn't get a personal fuck off. So that's a positive!

i dont think its fun to say no thanks, or block people so i avoid it..less stressful..what message? have io ever sent you a message?"

I understand. There was no message. I was going to send you a message before but can't. As your filters are on. Not looking for single males, means i couldn't send it. I think you're hot and i liked your forum posts. So wanted to say hi.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Normally just put, unfortunately you are not for us but we wish you all the best in finding what you are looking for.

For the rude/ignorant/arseholes it's usually, you have more chance of getting a blowjob from a slug."

I hope the poor slugs aren't getting too taken advantage of.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't relish saying no thank you to anyone. Regardless of what they send I'm never a bitch.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread