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By *rtemisia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

Where's the worst place you've had to disguise an accidental boner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funeral

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

I have girl boner (nipples) I'll be the time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made an ex hard in the middle of a busy pub once - and I keep making a "friend" hard by sending him naughty emails while he's at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching coronation street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funeral "

More stiffs than expected!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Try maintaining an air of glamour in a very nice dress whilst trying to hide an erection behind your handbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Job interview

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funeral

More stiffs than expected! "

Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fenchurch St. Many years ago a young lady from my office at Christmas reached inside my winter long coat and proceeded to unzip and give a very slow wank cuddled in as all the shoppers/office people walked past oblivious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was in my teens woman flashed her bare arse at me.I was carrying a full tray of ale back to my mates the front of my tyousers was like a big top..I was ribbed rotten all evening by them

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

I love doing stuff like that! X

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton


"I love doing stuff like that! X"
that was about getting guys hard at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I've had an accidental one since the age of about 15.

Or I may just have a bad memory in my old age.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Don't hide your bulges guys - why prevent others who'd appreciate it from seeing it! It's more of a talking point in public than sending a cock pic on fab.

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

As a teenager... the bus would go over a bump in the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the tube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

makes me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's the worst place you've had to disguise an accidental boner?"

Convoy cock is common place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Busted my knee playing rugby when I was younger and the miserable Army doctor wouldn't see me till I'd had a bath and an attractive nurse ran the bath for me then she told me she had to stay in the room as I was in shock apparently, and then she started washing my leg down and up it popped at which she looked and gave it a quick slap and down it went.

And that your honour is the case for the defence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Busted my knee playing rugby when I was younger and the miserable Army doctor wouldn't see me till I'd had a bath and an attractive nurse ran the bath for me then she told me she had to stay in the room as I was in shock apparently, and then she started washing my leg down and up it popped at which she looked and gave it a quick slap and down it went.

And that your honour is the case for the defence "

she has a lot to answer to - haha - gave it a slap -- oh my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Busted my knee playing rugby when I was younger and the miserable Army doctor wouldn't see me till I'd had a bath and an attractive nurse ran the bath for me then she told me she had to stay in the room as I was in shock apparently, and then she started washing my leg down and up it popped at which she looked and gave it a quick slap and down it went.

And that your honour is the case for the defence

she has a lot to answer to - haha - gave it a slap -- oh my "

No she really slapped it with a back hand

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By *rtemisia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

I suppose that would kinda kill the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Embarrassing erection?

No such thing! Stand proud boys *salutes*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's the worst place you've had to disguise an accidental boner?

Convoy cock is common place "

Haven't heard that expression for more than a few years ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Busted my knee playing rugby when I was younger and the miserable Army doctor wouldn't see me till I'd had a bath and an attractive nurse ran the bath for me then she told me she had to stay in the room as I was in shock apparently, and then she started washing my leg down and up it popped at which she looked and gave it a quick slap and down it went.

And that your honour is the case for the defence "

I know somebody who fell onto his erection and 'broke' it. Had to go to hospital and had the same issue with a nurse

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Obviously I haven't but on some of my social meets it has happened.

One guy even spilled coffee in his saucer and wouldn't go get a napkin to stop it dripping on him.

The second time I said why don't you go get a napkin for the saucer he grabbed my hand and put it on his hard cock.

In Costa

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"your mum"

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby


"Where's the worst place you've had to disguise an accidental boner?

Convoy cock is common place "

Yeah I'm often white van man...and after an early start and the vibes of the van I find myself getting a travel boner. Not really a problen for me cos no-one notices.

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

During a vasectomy op.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""your mum""

Classic

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

Christ, I get embarrassing erections all the time. Last one was today, in the doctor's waiting room. It's like there's a d*unken traffic warden controlling my blood flow and it often stumbles around with its Wand of Passage, giving me inconvenience on a regular and indiscriminate basis.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


""your mum"

Classic "

I couldn't resist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex's grandma's house after I nodded off!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Christ, I get embarrassing erections all the time. Last one was today, in the doctor's waiting room. It's like there's a d*unken traffic warden controlling my blood flow and it often stumbles around with its Wand of Passage, giving me inconvenience on a regular and indiscriminate basis."

Do you carry a teddy around to hide it? Or just a big bag of peanuts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funeral "

Yea I'm the same. Around crying women as well, women must give off a pheromone when upset or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning lectures . It was even worse when they've finished .

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Many, many moons ago, after suggestions from an ex-partner re a gift....

I was walking around a ladies lingerie department (mid-week/midday)...

I had been playing sport the previous weekend and had damaged my hamstring..

After ten minutes limping around said lingerie department....thought ah! This does not look good! I limped out!

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Obviously I haven't but on some of my social meets it has happened.

One guy even spilled coffee in his saucer and wouldn't go get a napkin to stop it dripping on him.

The second time I said why don't you go get a napkin for the saucer he grabbed my hand and put it on his hard cock.

In Costa "

Dear Kinky-minx! What on earth do you do during socials

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London


"Christ, I get embarrassing erections all the time. Last one was today, in the doctor's waiting room. It's like there's a d*unken traffic warden controlling my blood flow and it often stumbles around with its Wand of Passage, giving me inconvenience on a regular and indiscriminate basis.

Do you carry a teddy around to hide it? Or just a big bag of peanuts?"

I utilise the trick that men have used throughout the ages. The waistband-tuck.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Obviously I haven't but on some of my social meets it has happened.

One guy even spilled coffee in his saucer and wouldn't go get a napkin to stop it dripping on him.

The second time I said why don't you go get a napkin for the saucer he grabbed my hand and put it on his hard cock.

In Costa

Dear Kinky-minx! What on earth do you do during socials "

Nothing, I'm just me and they do it

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Do you carry a teddy around to hide it? Or just a big bag of peanuts?

I utilise the trick that men have used throughout the ages. The waistband-tuck."

Ah of course

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Obviously I haven't but on some of my social meets it has happened.

One guy even spilled coffee in his saucer and wouldn't go get a napkin to stop it dripping on him.

The second time I said why don't you go get a napkin for the saucer he grabbed my hand and put it on his hard cock.

In Costa

Dear Kinky-minx! What on earth do you do during socials

Nothing, I'm just me and they do it "

But you were giving interview advice yesterday!

How on earth to you pick your social meets!

I think you talk the talk but fail in the.....lets leave it there

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I pick nice men usually and then just chat

Do you think it happens in interviews

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ln a school cue that was packed and l got pushed into the girl in front. That was the first time my cock ever brushed against a woman's arse. l wonder if she minded?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't think of a time with my penis.

I put a flat pack shed up though in October 87 and it blew over in the storm.

I was mortified

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London


"Can't think of a time with my penis.

I put a flat pack shed up though in October 87 and it blew over in the storm.

I was mortified "

I'd see a doctor about that if I were you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't think of a time with my penis.

I put a flat pack shed up though in October 87 and it blew over in the storm.

I was mortified

I'd see a doctor about that if I were you."

Surely you mean architect?

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London


"Can't think of a time with my penis.

I put a flat pack shed up though in October 87 and it blew over in the storm.

I was mortified

I'd see a doctor about that if I were you.

Surely you mean architect? "

I must have a thick accent. Sorry

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton


"Obviously I haven't but on some of my social meets it has happened.

One guy even spilled coffee in his saucer and wouldn't go get a napkin to stop it dripping on him.

The second time I said why don't you go get a napkin for the saucer he grabbed my hand and put it on his hard cock.

In Costa "

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By *MaleMan
over a year ago


"Where's the worst place you've had to disguise an accidental boner?"

Once during a regular medical. The female doing it was fit as with great banter & persona and that turned me on on the moment. Next thing I had a vision and off my mind went. The next thing, attttention.

All whilst I was in my boxers. She laughed, clonked the end of it and the blood went to my face lmfao.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

None of my erections are embarrassing, I deal with them immediately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Busted my knee playing rugby when I was younger and the miserable Army doctor wouldn't see me till I'd had a bath and an attractive nurse ran the bath for me then she told me she had to stay in the room as I was in shock apparently, and then she started washing my leg down and up it popped at which she looked and gave it a quick slap and down it went.

And that your honour is the case for the defence "

Me too.Being washed prior to a full leg cast..

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

At Confessions.

Tbf, listing 'impure thoughts' as a potential sin to 11 year old boys was always going to be counter-productive though...

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a twitch whilst giving someone a disciplinary at work the other week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's the worst place you've had to disguise an accidental boner?"

In home of my costumers...

I'm arrive with my massage service, after around 30 minutes when I'm finished massage her back body She turned around facing me. Most of the woman still in bra but she doesn't mind that. After taking off the bra her boobs has going on her arms, big shaggy boobs. I try to do my job but....I don't know if she saw my election.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's the worst place you've had to disguise an accidental boner?

In home of my costumers...

I'm arrive with my massage service, after around 30 minutes when I'm finished massage her back body She turned around facing me. Most of the woman still in bra but she doesn't mind that. After taking off the bra her boobs has going on her arms, big shaggy boobs. I try to do my job but....I don't know if she saw my election. "

Shaggy boobs??? Was she a wookie?

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By *occerstar579Man
over a year ago

Harrogate


"Where's the worst place you've had to disguise an accidental boner?"

At a christening...actually in Norwich also!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While i was getting anethsatised ready for minor surgery in nothing but a hospital gown and surgery socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel i should add id veen flirting with with anethsatist all morning. It wasnt some weird hospital fetish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been many an occasion where been on public transport, mind wandering, suddenly realising my stop is coming up and I have a massive hard on and needing to get up soon to get off (the bus!!!! Lols)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having though often wondered how many men, in hospital, having a bed wash by a nice looking nurse, find themselves struggling to stop a hard on

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By *rtemisia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Where's the worst place you've had to disguise an accidental boner?

Once during a regular medical. The female doing it was fit as with great banter & persona and that turned me on on the moment. Next thing I had a vision and off my mind went. The next thing, attttention.

All whilst I was in my boxers. She laughed, clonked the end of it and the blood went to my face lmfao.

"

Nurses seem to be into cock bashing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did wake up from under GA after surgery with a semi once. Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking around the Trafford centre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time I wear my grey suit.

Like today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every time I wear my grey suit.

Like today "
I was in a grey suit also

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"On the tube "

I have had that a few times due to Pervy messages on here

Also at work lol

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By *ita7Man
over a year ago

Kettering

At work with one of the girls. We were in RAF uniform No1 dress which I find very sexy & waiting to be inspected. She somehow ended backing up into me and my boner went right between her bum. She turned round & said what the fuck was that!!I just smiled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the cue to get my bread sliced in Asda wasn't even aware had a bulge on my shorts till the ladies in the packing rolls started giggling just laughed it of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Embarrassing erections

Think it must have been the last one when Tories got in

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By *rtemisia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"I did wake up from under GA after surgery with a semi once. Does that count? "

You have skills!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the gym, sending flirty texts to someone, my mind wandered a little and something began to grow. Not a lot of growing room in running shorts. Had to sit on the machine for a little while with my towel on my lap.

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

Is it wrong that this thread is massively turning me on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's the worst place you've had to disguise an accidental boner?

Convoy cock is common place

Haven't heard that expression for more than a few years ... "

I can only assume you heard in the same environment as me

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

The worse is if you take the bus and next stop is yours, what do you do with an erection?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the cue to get my bread sliced in Asda wasn't even aware had a bulge on my shorts till the ladies in the packing rolls started giggling just laughed it of"

Do t get too close to the slicer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm, now. I'm wearing my grey suit and I've had to fasten the jacket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm, now. I'm wearing my grey suit and I've had to fasten the jacket "

I'm supposed to be going to the gym, but I need a detour while my body calms itself down before I get to the changing room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm, now. I'm wearing my grey suit and I've had to fasten the jacket "

Nah show it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm, now. I'm wearing my grey suit and I've had to fasten the jacket

Nah show it off "

Done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God too many places to mention!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're never embarrassing, where ever they pop up I'm proud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm, now. I'm wearing my grey suit and I've had to fasten the jacket

Nah show it off

Done "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Obviously I haven't but on some of my social meets it has happened.

One guy even spilled coffee in his saucer and wouldn't go get a napkin to stop it dripping on him.

The second time I said why don't you go get a napkin for the saucer he grabbed my hand and put it on his hard cock.

In Costa "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm, now. I'm wearing my grey suit and I've had to fasten the jacket

Nah show it off

Done

"

But I really do need to settle the little fella down before I reach the gym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Lee)

On a Survival, escape and evasion course. One of the female interrogaters was asking questions as I was tied to a chair in my boxers. Tent city...she got replaced...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuck it in the waistband. Job done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always felt embarrassed and tried to hide an erection whilst am in public, but from what am seeing on here, it looks like women actually find it a turn on? That being the case, I may not hide it next time, but instead let the bulge get noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting an election while on a date is hard to explain lucky enough some girls like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it a huge turn on and silent compliment if a guy gets an erection whilst in my company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As the male half I have just come out of the dentist and got an erection whilst in the chair! Sorry Hun if you read this! Lol

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"Where's the worst place you've had to disguise an accidental boner?

At a christening...actually in Norwich also!"

You sick bastard....

How could you possibly get a stiffy in Norwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm, now. I'm wearing my grey suit and I've had to fasten the jacket

Nah show it off

Done

But I really do need to settle the little fella down before I reach the gym "

Nah id not mind in the gym. Why does my gym only have posers who cant lift?! And they all skip leg day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once I was stood on stage in the wings waiting to go on.

A woman ( whom I fancied) whispered something in my ear. Something I had wanted her to say for a while. I then advanced to centre stage with a rising erection. I probably needed my next line prompting aswell.

That's the truth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm, now. I'm wearing my grey suit and I've had to fasten the jacket

Nah show it off

Done

But I really do need to settle the little fella down before I reach the gym

Nah id not mind in the gym. Why does my gym only have posers who cant lift?! And they all skip leg day "

It was the changing room I was worried about! I may have ended up with some new friends if I'd gone in with a cock which wanted to play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm, now. I'm wearing my grey suit and I've had to fasten the jacket

Nah show it off

Done

But I really do need to settle the little fella down before I reach the gym

Nah id not mind in the gym. Why does my gym only have posers who cant lift?! And they all skip leg day

It was the changing room I was worried about! I may have ended up with some new friends if I'd gone in with a cock which wanted to play "

Try the ladies changing room.

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

John had a massive one whilst coming round from dentist anaesthetic more embarrassing for me than him though, As he was unaware at the time but proudly slurring to me look at the fucking size of my hard on .

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By *rtemisia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Is it wrong that this thread is massively turning me on? "

Kinda why I started it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Outdoors whilst cycling, was thinkin of a previous meet I'd had and suddenly there it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But what is it doing to you Artemisia ?

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"I've always felt embarrassed and tried to hide an erection whilst am in public, but from what am seeing on here, it looks like women actually find it a turn on? That being the case, I may not hide it next time, but instead let the bulge get noticed"

Sounds like the way ahead

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

At a supermarket queue at the till, i had been dared by a lady friend to go in just tea-shirt and running shorts while she sent me rude texts. I was ok while I had the trolly to hide it, but at the till, no cover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At a supermarket queue at the till, i had been dared by a lady friend to go in just tea-shirt and running shorts while she sent me rude texts. I was ok while I had the trolly to hide it, but at the till, no cover "

Women can be so cruel !! Lols

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By *rtemisia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"But what is it doing to you Artemisia ?"

It's giving me a dirty grin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my trousers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In hospital while a rather attractive ( fuck it she was as fit as hell ) nurse was changing my dressing. She accidently brushed it with her arm and that was all it needed.

I could have died

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accidental by the nurse or do you think she did it deliberately without you realising. I bet those nurses do it often just for a bit of fun

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By *avewestcumbriaMan
over a year ago

Whitehaven

Hairdressers when she brushed huge boobs against my arm. Had to keep asking for a little more off until it went down, before she took the Cape off me. Nearly ended up with a skin head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Accidental by the nurse or do you think she did it deliberately without you realising. I bet those nurses do it often just for a bit of fun"

Not sure lol did did smile but carried on with her job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh its hot in here

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Oh its hot in here "

isn't it just

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I an erection ever anything to b embarassed about? Lol

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

The Shard...so expensive and over rated!

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By *appyman3943Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Gym showers earlier this week! Combination of hard work out and dreaming when showering!

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By *appyman3943Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Outdoors whilst cycling, was thinkin of a previous meet I'd had and suddenly there it was "

Cycling "semi" is a regular thing for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think my worst has to be Halloween when dressed in my ex wife's thong and dressed as a slutty maid and my cock popped out the thong and everyone could see

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By *rtemisia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Think my worst has to be Halloween when dressed in my ex wife's thong and dressed as a slutty maid and my cock popped out the thong and everyone could see"

Yep, that's pretty embarrassing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On an evening out I and my husband were slow dancing as were his brother and his wife and our friends. After a while my sister in law leaned over to me and whispered, Bob (not his real name) has a hard on.

Obviously we laughed which prompted my husband to ask what she said. He then laughed when I told him and our friends wanted to know what we were laughing about.

It was a very funny sight, watching him walk off the very packed dance floor, pressed against his wife's back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At a pantomime over wishy-washy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While lying on a spinal board during my life guard exam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to get them all the time in the morning school bus when I was in high school !

So I used to let everyone goes out first in the hope of the said erection to go away... It was my routine.

Everbody used to call me Mr Gentleman ! if only they knew haha

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

During a check up for testicular cancer, the girlfriend at the time was making suggestive motions behind the consultants back.

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

I love this thread! X

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By *rabness92Man
over a year ago

Netherlands


"I love this thread! X "

Oh my god I use to get them when I was younger! Science teacher LOl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t remember but as I went on a rugby tour when I was 15 and shared a room with 5 others I’m sure there were some embarrassing erections then

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