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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Heard this classic from a guy yesterday and it made me laugh.

What funny lines have you heard, or used?

BG x

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

" I would drink her bath water "

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By *rotiquexxxMan
over a year ago

Unquenchable Desires

Lick her back to front.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(persons name) will you please peg my ass

? It's all ready and lubed up"

It somewhat worked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jimmy Carr talking about Rachel reilly...I'd crawl over a mile of broken glass to suck the cock of the last guy that fucked her

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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""(persons name) will you please peg my ass

? It's all ready and lubed up"

It somewhat worked

You are disgusting

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Jimmy Carr talking about Rachel reilly...I'd crawl over a mile of broken glass to suck the cock of the last guy that fucked her

I had this is a message, there I was almost agreeing to it...second hand line user!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jimmy Carr talking about Rachel reilly...I'd crawl over a mile of broken glass to suck the cock of the last guy that fucked her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jimmy Carr talking about Rachel reilly...I'd crawl over a mile of broken glass to suck the cock of the last guy that fucked her

Isn't that a knock off from the "I would drag my balls across hot coals just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would cut my cock off for the chance of fucking you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive heard a guy at work say about a woman that he would "use her shit as toothpaste"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

' I'd suck the farts outta your arse'

Something an ex said regularly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to kiss you softly on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

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By *annonball colMan
over a year ago

somerset

"I'd eat a yard of her shit, just to get near her ass"

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By *st timers 2012Couple
over a year ago

helmsdale

Eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive heard a guy at work say about a woman that he would "use her shit as toothpaste" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard this classic from a guy yesterday and it made me laugh.

What funny lines have you heard, or used?

BG x

Ketchup, Mayo or just Salt and Vinegar ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy I used to work with would wait outside ladies toilets in clubs and casually ask "alright love, have you been for a shit?"

He swears this brought him success more than once

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A guy I used to work with would wait outside ladies toilets in clubs and casually ask "alright love, have you been for a shit?"

He swears this brought him success more than once

Lol

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

I seem to remember that line from The Commitments..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who pissed on his chips?

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"A guy I used to work with would wait outside ladies toilets in clubs and casually ask "alright love, have you been for a shit?"

He swears this brought him success more than once

Not going to try that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard this classic from a guy yesterday and it made me laugh.

What funny lines have you heard, or used?

BG x

One I saw made me chuckle;

I'll give you a massage.

With my cock.

In your vagina.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Cunt as tight as a mouse's earhole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If light shines out of your ass, What cunt left the light on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh gawd - stomach just clenched itself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nearly got reported at work, sexual harassment for saying this. ''I know a joke that will make you laugh so much, Your tits will fall of'' ''oh dam, You have already herd it I see.

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By *urballsMan
over a year ago

Claygate

Years ago, when Julia McKenzie was appearing in Guys and Dolls at the National Theatre in London I saw some graffiti on the toilet wall there. 'I'd wring Julia McKenzie's knickers over my Cornflakes.' Just about sums it up really, for either sex!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Heard this classic from a guy yesterday and it made me laugh.

What funny lines have you heard, or used?

BG x

One I saw made me chuckle;

I'll give you a massage.

With my cock.

In your vagina.

I like this, a lot

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Heard this classic from a guy yesterday and it made me laugh.

What funny lines have you heard, or used?

BG x

One I saw made me chuckle;

I'll give you a massage.

With my cock.

In your vagina.

I like this, a lot

This bodes well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can I use your thighs as ear muffs?

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

Heard this classic from a guy yesterday and it made me laugh.

What funny lines have you heard, or used?

BG x

describing a person who is mean........"he wouldn't give you the steam of his piss"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard this classic from a guy yesterday and it made me laugh.

What funny lines have you heard, or used?

BG x

One I saw made me chuckle;

I'll give you a massage.

With my cock.

In your vagina.

I like this, a lot

I'm here to please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Heard this classic from a guy yesterday and it made me laugh.

What funny lines have you heard, or used?

BG x

One I saw made me chuckle;

I'll give you a massage.

With my cock.

In your vagina.

I like this, a lot

This bodes well. "

Good, I like massage!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Heard this classic from a guy yesterday and it made me laugh.

What funny lines have you heard, or used?

BG x

describing a person who is mean........"he wouldn't give you the steam of his piss""

My nan used to say that all the time. She had some classics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard this classic from a guy yesterday and it made me laugh.

What funny lines have you heard, or used?

BG x

One I saw made me chuckle;

I'll give you a massage.

With my cock.

In your vagina.

I like this, a lot

This bodes well.

Good, I like massage!

I'm good with my hands.....

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

Heard this classic from a guy yesterday and it made me laugh.

What funny lines have you heard, or used?

BG x

describing a person who is mean........"he wouldn't give you the steam of his piss"

My nan used to say that all the time. She had some classics!"

another good one ........"the road to hell is paved with good intentions"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Heard this classic from a guy yesterday and it made me laugh.

What funny lines have you heard, or used?

BG x

describing a person who is mean........"he wouldn't give you the steam of his piss"

My nan used to say that all the time. She had some classics!

another good one ........"the road to hell is paved with good intentions""

"Well, fuck me pink with a whitewash brush" ...that was one of her most used and it worked in many situations, both good and bad!

Ah, Irish grannies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'd eat a yard of her shit, just to get near her ass" "

This made me laugh!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Heard this classic from a guy yesterday and it made me laugh.

What funny lines have you heard, or used?

BG x

describing a person who is mean........"he wouldn't give you the steam of his piss"

My nan used to say that all the time. She had some classics!

another good one ........"the road to hell is paved with good intentions"

"Well, fuck me pink with a whitewash brush" ...that was one of her most used and it worked in many situations, both good and bad!

Ah, Irish grannies!

I second that.

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

Heard this classic from a guy yesterday and it made me laugh.

What funny lines have you heard, or used?

BG x

my granny had a good one in gaelic........,Aithníonn ciaróg ciaróg eile"..........it meant....it takes one to know one.....x

describing a person who is mean........"he wouldn't give you the steam of his piss"

My nan used to say that all the time. She had some classics!

another good one ........"the road to hell is paved with good intentions"

"Well, fuck me pink with a whitewash brush" ...that was one of her most used and it worked in many situations, both good and bad!

Ah, Irish grannies!

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

Heard this classic from a guy yesterday and it made me laugh.

What funny lines have you heard, or used?

BG x

my granny had a good one in gaelic........,Aithníonn ciaróg ciaróg eile"..........it meant....it takes one to know one.....x

describing a person who is mean........"he wouldn't give you the steam of his piss"

My nan used to say that all the time. She had some classics!

another good one ........"the road to hell is paved with good intentions"

"Well, fuck me pink with a whitewash brush" ...that was one of her most used and it worked in many situations, both good and bad!

Ah, Irish grannies!

......my granny had a good one in gaelic........,Aithníonn ciaróg ciaróg eile"..........it meant....it takes one to know one.....x

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By *onny bigMan
over a year ago

london harrow

"A guy I used to work with would wait outside ladies toilets in clubs and casually ask "alright love, have you been for a shit?"

He swears this brought him success more than once

Not going to try that one

I am lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry."

Good aul Podge & Rodge

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