FabSwingers.com forum: Any guys want a mistress

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im well house trained, all i require is handbags and perfume and a shag. You dont have to clean, cook or iron for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if i was a man i would be taking you up on this xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im well house trained, all i require is handbags and perfume and a shag. You dont have to clean, cook or iron for me.

u missed the heels

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Im well house trained, all i require is handbags and perfume and a shag. You dont have to clean, cook or iron for me.

u missed the heels

I dont do heels, so i think there getting a good deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just need a lip gloss .. lol heels are not a must have boots maybe , lolol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deal!

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

"Im well house trained, all i require is handbags and perfume and a shag. You dont have to clean, cook or iron for me.

Where do I sign?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Im well house trained, all i require is handbags and perfume and a shag. You dont have to clean, cook or iron for me.

u missed the heels

I dont do heels, so i think there getting a good deal

if you dont do them you should still ask for them then give them to me

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Get the heels and pass them on to me

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

" just need a lip gloss .. lol heels are not a must have boots maybe , lolol xx"

agree boots are a must xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pass to me too , lol xxx

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Mind you...im guessing at 5'1 you got tiny feet

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

ooooooooh two men and both fit to boot. Think i shall have to spread myself around abit

Evesham and friendly, bugger of and find your own whatever it is you call guys that have mistresses lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Filthy Rich....jeeezuz man....

Can I wax your arse

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im well house trained, all i require is handbags and perfume and a shag. You dont have to clean, cook or iron for me.

u missed the heels

I dont do heels, so i think there getting a good deal

if you dont do them you should still ask for them then give them to me

i have a pair going size 7

do u want a photo sent if ya interested x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

thats not very nice, sisnt your mum ever teach you to share???

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Im well house trained, all i require is handbags and perfume and a shag. You dont have to clean, cook or iron for me.

u missed the heels

I dont do heels, so i think there getting a good deal

if you dont do them you should still ask for them then give them to me

i have a pair going size 7

do u want a photo sent if ya interested x"

yes please

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

my feet are a 6 or 5

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I just done a deal for three handbags

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"I just done a deal for three handbags

Miserable gits.....tell them you want perfume in the bags lol

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I just done a deal for three handbags

Miserable gits.....tell them you want perfume in the bags lol"

git lol, just one guy, i didnt actually mention perfume just set out my stall as what he would get for one handban two handbags and three handbags lol, he settled on three

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"I just done a deal for three handbags

Miserable gits.....tell them you want perfume in the bags lol

git lol, just one guy, i didnt actually mention perfume just set out my stall as what he would get for one handban two handbags and three handbags lol, he settled on three

I will have to try this myself....

IF im lucky I will get an asda carrier bag lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol i am always looking for a mistress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Filthy Rich....jeeezuz man....

Can I wax your arse

lol"

Nope! lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Filthy Rich....jeeezuz man....

Can I wax your arse

lol

Nope! lol"

Spoilsport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I too late to late to get you ?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Am I too late to late to get you ?

Not to late but its gone up to a minimum of 4 handbags now

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

"Am I too late to late to get you ?

Not to late but its gone up to a minimum of 4 handbags now

I will up the stakes, you get 2 shags instead of one.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Am I too late to late to get you ?

Not to late but its gone up to a minimum of 4 handbags now

I will up the stakes, you get 2 shags instead of one.

2 shags and six handbags for me, think thats a fair deal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just done a deal for three handbags

Miserable gits.....tell them you want perfume in the bags lol

git lol, just one guy, i didnt actually mention perfume just set out my stall as what he would get for one handban two handbags and three handbags lol, he settled on three

I will have to try this myself....

IF im lucky I will get an asda carrier bag lol

Two M&S bags for life... at least

... And a man with a mistress is called an *Italian husband*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is that berlusconi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is that berlusconi

ma non solo lui ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lets do a deal, i will give you 6 handbags, one pair of shoes, two shags and too make this offer stand out.....

i will clean your car once a week. now that is a bargain lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I too late to late to get you ?

Not to late but its gone up to a minimum of 4 handbags now

I will up the stakes, you get 2 shags instead of one.

2 shags and six handbags for me, think thats a fair deal.

I will rise this too, 7 handbags, 3 shangs

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I hope you guys know she will need the shoes to go with the handbags..even if she says she dont want em, she will be fibbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno about a mistress but a slave would be good xx

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I can't help feeling thats theres a catch to Diamonds offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't help feeling thats theres a catch to Diamonds offer

Yes, the handbags are to be Ginza Tanaka Birkins and the perfume Imperial Majesty!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I can't help feeling thats theres a catch to Diamonds offer

Yes, the handbags are to be Ginza Tanaka Birkins and the perfume Imperial Majesty!

ha ha, think im quite cheap considering, dont think id dare use one of those handbags. Im quite happy with guess or modula bags at the moment.

But as the guys are being so generous there is a particular pair of loubitons that i quite fancy

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Dunno about a mistress but a slave would be good xx

I've got one of them!!!

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I can't help feeling thats theres a catch to Diamonds offer

Yes, the handbags are to be Ginza Tanaka Birkins and the perfume Imperial Majesty!

ha ha, think im quite cheap considering, dont think id dare use one of those handbags. Im quite happy with guess or modula bags at the moment.

But as the guys are being so generous there is a particular pair of loubitons that i quite fancy

sorry to expensive for you would be have to be happy with packet ready salted and larger and lime you want more you are going to have work for it you can start on the ironing need a shirt for later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I too late to late to get you ?

Not to late but its gone up to a minimum of 4 handbags now

I will up the stakes, you get 2 shags instead of one.

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what a offer who can make it 3 ,

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I can't help feeling thats theres a catch to Diamonds offer

Yes, the handbags are to be Ginza Tanaka Birkins and the perfume Imperial Majesty!

ha ha, think im quite cheap considering, dont think id dare use one of those handbags. Im quite happy with guess or modula bags at the moment.

But as the guys are being so generous there is a particular pair of loubitons that i quite fancy

sorry to expensive for you would be have to be happy with packet ready salted and larger and lime you want more you are going to have work for it you can start on the ironing need a shirt for later

That has to be the funniest post on the forums ever. The day a man gets me to iron a shirt for him the government will give us all a public holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about I buy Harrods..again!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"How about I buy Harrods..again!

ok you win lol, you can have me as your mistress

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

"How about I buy Harrods..again!

ok you win lol, you can have me as your mistress

ummm not yet, I demand satisfaction from the filthy gentleman. He can have choice of weapons...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about I buy Harrods..again!

ok you win lol, you can have me as your mistress

ummm not yet, I demand satisfaction from the filthy gentleman. He can have choice of weapons...

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i do hate it when you hide your profile i like to see whats on offer , lol

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"How about I buy Harrods..again!

ok you win lol, you can have me as your mistress

ummm not yet, I demand satisfaction from the filthy gentleman. He can have choice of weapons...

i do hate it when you hide your profile i like to see whats on offer , lol

I can still see all his pictures though he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about I buy Harrods..again!

ok you win lol, you can have me as your mistress

ummm not yet, I demand satisfaction from the filthy gentleman. He can have choice of weapons...

i do hate it when you hide your profile i like to see whats on offer , lol

I can still see all his pictures though he he

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Thats not fair , lol xx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"How about I buy Harrods..again!

ok you win lol, you can have me as your mistress

ummm not yet, I demand satisfaction from the filthy gentleman. He can have choice of weapons...

i do hate it when you hide your profile i like to see whats on offer , lol

I can still see all his pictures though he he

Thats not fair , lol xx

In fact think im might go for a drawl right now lol

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

"How about I buy Harrods..again!

ok you win lol, you can have me as your mistress

ummm not yet, I demand satisfaction from the filthy gentleman. He can have choice of weapons...

i do hate it when you hide your profile i like to see whats on offer , lol

you are sweet, but work is not letting me have free time to play, hence the hiding.

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