FabSwingers.com forum: Right thats it I'm having a Sunday strop !!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Balls to the lot of ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kick off throw things about fuck it it's Sunday...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Balls to the lot of ya

Only cause you haven't had a bj

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Balls to the lot of ya

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well if you are offering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man up pumkin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Balls to the lot of ya

well if you are offering

Good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drama Queen..

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Not again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chill! Close your eyes and count your breathes. Concentrate on your breathing. Can't be getting all noisey at this time of the morning. Peeps are snoozing, cuddling, having breakfast in bed, throwing pringles in the trash.....don't spoil the tranquility. Join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Balls to the lot of ya

Errrr I was just about to say a cheery Good Morning lol. I've walked into an alternate universe lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you keep the noise down please PP, am trying to snooze here

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Balls to the lot of ya

well if you are offering

Good one

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hey i felt it was worth a try

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Balls to the lot of ya

well if you are offering

Good one

hey i felt it was worth a try

On your chin maybe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chill! Close your eyes and count your breathes. Concentrate on your breathing. Can't be getting all noisey at this time of the morning. Peeps are snoozing, cuddling, having breakfast in bed, throwing pringles in the trash.....don't spoil the tranquility. Join in

Nah

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Balls to the lot of ya

well if you are offering

Good one

hey i felt it was worth a try

On your chin maybe

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ill open, youd have to do the moving..im knackered

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Balls to the lot of ya

well if you are offering

Good one

hey i felt it was worth a try

On your chin maybe

ill open, youd have to do the moving..im knackered

Jeez, You mean I have to do all the work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not again

Shut it you

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Balls to the lot of ya

well if you are offering

Good one

hey i felt it was worth a try

On your chin maybe

ill open, youd have to do the moving..im knackered

Jeez, You mean I have to do all the work

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today yes.total avoidist position 1..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foot, Rugby or Cricket balls ?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Sooo needy

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Not again

Shut it you

That's never going to happen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sooo needy

Whatever....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not again

Shut it you

That's never going to happen

Ain't that the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kick off throw things about fuck it it's Sunday..."

Feel free to throw me about ... The bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Balls to the lot of ya

hands you back your dummy go on have a big suck on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kick off throw things about fuck it it's Sunday...

Feel free to throw me about ... The bedroom

If you think it would help

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Balls to the lot of ya

well if you are offering

Good one

hey i felt it was worth a try

On your chin maybe

ill open, youd have to do the moving..im knackered

Jeez, You mean I have to do all the work

today yes.total avoidist position 1..

Ok then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Balls to the lot of ya

You will do anything to bring attention to the parts no one can reach won't ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha why thank you ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwww PP have you spat your dummy out and got nothing to suck on?!

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Who rattled your cage?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ha ha why thank you ,

That's a funny avatar loving the headless jedi look

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Balls to the lot of ya

You will do anything to bring attention to the parts no one can reach won't ya!

Me no never

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awwww PP have you spat your dummy out and got nothing to suck on?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha ha why thank you ,

That's a funny avatar loving the headless jedi look

I know its a tad spooky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arm still sore I take it

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Balls to the lot of ya

well if you are offering

Good one

hey i felt it was worth a try

On your chin maybe

ill open, youd have to do the moving..im knackered

Jeez, You mean I have to do all the work

today yes.total avoidist position 1..

Ok then

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thanks gorgeous xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Arm still sore I take it

xx"

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon sarnie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bacon sarnie? "

You offering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm i must be invisible

who said that haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sooo needy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon sarnie?

You offering "

Yep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm i must be invisible

who said that haha"
Oh there you are Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmm i must be invisible

who said that haha"

You did

now that's scary

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sooo needy

Bugger off you

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Balls to the lot of ya

Call that a strop? No capital letters and a smiling emoji?

"BALLS to the LOT OF YA!

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strop loud!

I'm hungry as hell this morning.

I want CHOCOLATE.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Balls to the lot of ya

Call that a strop? No capital letters and a smiling emoji?

BALLS to the LOT OF YA!

FTFY"

I don't shout very often..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strop loud!

I'm hungry as hell this morning.

I want CHOCOLATE.

I have loads restocked yesterday

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By *unnynbugsCouple
over a year ago

Neath

"Foot, Rugby or Cricket balls ?

Always the odd shaped ball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, let me see your war face!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP, let me see your war face!"

That face hasn't been seen since 1986....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, let me see your war face!

That face hasn't been seen since 1986...."

That's when I was born

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP, let me see your war face!

That face hasn't been seen since 1986....

That's when I was born

Oooops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't be stroppy Steve Wrights Love Songs are playing. Make peace not war.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Balls to the lot of ya

Sassy pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't be stroppy Steve Wrights Love Songs are playing. Make peace not war.

I always thought it was, make love not war..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't be stroppy Steve Wrights Love Songs are playing. Make peace not war.

I always thought it was, make love not war.."

It's early.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strop loud!

I'm hungry as hell this morning.

I want CHOCOLATE.

I have loads restocked yesterday

I'm after having 2 chocolate eclairs.

The GUILT!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strop loud!

I'm hungry as hell this morning.

I want CHOCOLATE.

I have loads restocked yesterday

I'm after having 2 chocolate eclairs.

The GUILT!"

Just enjoy the bloody things forget about guilt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strop loud!

I'm hungry as hell this morning.

I want CHOCOLATE.

I have loads restocked yesterday

I'm after having 2 chocolate eclairs.

The GUILT!

Just enjoy the bloody things forget about guilt

I want 2 and no guilt. Don't like éclairs though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strop loud!

I'm hungry as hell this morning.

I want CHOCOLATE.

I have loads restocked yesterday

I'm after having 2 chocolate eclairs.

The GUILT!

Just enjoy the bloody things forget about guilt

I want 2 and no guilt. Don't like éclairs though.

Then have something you do fancy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come here and have a cuddle PP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strop loud!

I'm hungry as hell this morning.

I want CHOCOLATE.

I have loads restocked yesterday

I'm after having 2 chocolate eclairs.

The GUILT!

Just enjoy the bloody things forget about guilt

I want 2 and no guilt. Don't like éclairs though.

Then have something you do fancy

Unfortunately not likely to happen any time soon!

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"OP, let me see your war face!"

He doesn't have a war face he has a little disgruntled stroppy face....I on the other hand have my early morning rage face on at being woken up by his snivvellings....oh pp come here to me (hides blunt implement behind her back)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Balls to the lot of ya

What sort of balls?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP, let me see your war face!

Erm no thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Balls to the lot of ya

What sort of balls?"

What kind to you have in mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Balls to the lot of ya

Do I have to hit a back hand return?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So childish. Go to your room until you're ready to join humanity again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Balls to the lot of ya

Do I have to hit a back hand return?

If you do you will receive one back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got over yourself yet pumpkin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You got over yourself yet pumpkin?

Yes sweetie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Balls to the lot of ya

Do I have to hit a back hand return?

If you do you will receive one back

Even if it was a lob?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this like a thursday rant but a sunday strop

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Good God is he still doing his deva routine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me buy you a drink and you can tell me all about it. I promise to be ever so understanding

If you don't fancy that, how about sitting in my massage chair whilst I dance naked for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let me buy you a drink and you can tell me all about it. I promise to be ever so understanding

If you don't fancy that, how about sitting in my massage chair whilst I dance naked for you.

How long does this offer last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let me buy you a drink and you can tell me all about it. I promise to be ever so understanding

If you don't fancy that, how about sitting in my massage chair whilst I dance naked for you.

How long does this offer last

There is no expiry date but the offer cannot be used in conjunction with any other offer. There are no discounts available and the offer is non refundable. Please check the relevant terms and conditions before booking said offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sort ya mood out for the morning thread mister

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