FabSwingers.com forum: silly me

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

bought another house few months back my tennents get chap at door for buttering right so agency contacts me lmao .They say they'll clean buttering for £350 lmfao after new placement I said give me there bloody no Christ .what would you do LOL .xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd just butter me own toast...

What the fluck are ya on about lol???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats "buttering" ???

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

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"I'd just butter me own toast...

What the fluck are ya on about lol???

i agree!!!!

WTF?????????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do u mean guttering

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Guttering

omg thats funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"whats "buttering" ???

Errrm guttering perhaps ?

Rain water displacement and drainage equipment maybe lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bought another house few months back my tennents get chap at door for buttering right so agency contacts me lmao .They say they'll clean buttering for £350 lmfao after new placement I said give me there bloody no Christ .what would you do LOL .xxx"

FFs I'd drive to fife, replace all the buttering and kiss your Italian arse for 350 quid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Italian??? Ohhhhh Ooops... I thought he was a fookin trekkie lol...

Sorry mate

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

ROFL!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

yeah I meant gutterring ya numptys now fuck off with the toast thread lmao n your butterring bloody buttering grrrrr lmao nah fuck them just had new replaced all done LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yeah I meant gutterring ya numptys now fuck off with the toast thread lmao n your butterring bloody buttering grrrrr lmao nah fuck them just had new replaced all done LOL "

Was it a Hovis house Dr Spock?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

derrrr tracki notts ya numpty well glad your entertained honeypotcple lmao with MAE typos haxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once believed that I was Captain Kirk but it was just a phaser that i was going through

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

paying ya bugger all red hot cple lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh ah ahh ... Mr Numpty remember lol... MR numpty

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

So how much should I be paying if I want the buttering done on our house?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So how much should I be paying if I want the buttering done on our house?

Depends if you want Lurpak or own brand butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll ask My mate Marge... she's cheap lol...

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

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"Ahhh ah ahh ... Mr Numpty remember lol... MR numpty

Numpty Dumpty fell off the roof,

Numpty Dumpty felt all aloof

All the plumbers

and all the butter men

Coudnt put Numpty together again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"paying ya bugger all red hot cple lmao"

Non capisco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll ask My mate Marge... she's cheap lol..."

Maureen's even cheaper - Ooooooh she's cheeap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll ask My mate Marge... she's cheap lol..."

Oh on form tonight aren't we lol

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over a year ago

"So how much should I be paying if I want the buttering done on our house?

Depends if you want Lurpak or own brand butter

Lurpaks better.....and it comes with a little butter man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So how much should I be paying if I want the buttering done on our house?

Depends if you want Lurpak or own brand butter

Lurpaks better.....and it comes with a little butter man

An annoying little guy who plays a trombone

remember him ? Was his name Duncan or something like that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"So how much should I be paying if I want the buttering done on our house?

Depends if you want Lurpak or own brand butter

Lurpaks better.....and it comes with a little butter man

An annoying little guy who plays a trombone

remember him ? Was his name Duncan or something like that ?"

I did'nt know him well enough to ask

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"I'll ask My mate Marge... she's cheap lol..."

Hahahaha I only just saw this........Marge is a poor substitute,all the buttering would be falling off in a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So how much should I be paying if I want the buttering done on our house?

Depends if you want Lurpak or own brand butter

Lurpaks better.....and it comes with a little butter man

An annoying little guy who plays a trombone

remember him ? Was his name Duncan or something like that ?

I did'nt know him well enough to ask

Pahhhh haaaa I thinks it was Duncan or Dennis - Ok throw it open - who remembers the name of the Lurpak butter man and who wants there buttering replaced and cleaned for 350 quid ? cal me on 077********2 pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps you could use Bertolli, then it might age well?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ah your getting slower honeypotcple lmao bugger I meant gutterring ya numptys LOL bloody typos stupid keyboard ah alright my turn tipsy LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ok guys no more toast jokes LOL.Ffs old going way old now how was I suppose to know English girls spread butter both sides lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

OMG Ive just been on a butter forum???? pmsl

His name was Douglas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well Oil happily stop spreading this too thinly.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

nah I like lurpak actually thx LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ah your getting slower honeypotcple lmao bugger I meant gutterring ya numptys LOL bloody typos stupid keyboard ah alright my turn tipsy LOL "

Ma non hai ancora risposto in italiano

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

thats it I'm upset LOL all this talk of butter I preffer oil myself likes LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well Oil happily stop spreading this too thinly.....

Oil stop here lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG Ive just been on a butter forum???? pmsl

His name was Douglas

Yeeeeah Doulgas that's it !!!! I knew I was wrong when I said Duncan, but not tooooooooo far away eh ? Not bad for an old man pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"thats it I'm upset LOL all this talk of butter I preffer oil myself likes LOL "

It is funny though is'nt it especially redhot talking to you in Italian Kita,im waiting for you to speak Italian back to them now xx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

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"OMG Ive just been on a butter forum???? pmsl

His name was Douglas

Dug????

He was marginally butter than the last one!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"OMG Ive just been on a butter forum???? pmsl

His name was Douglas

Yeeeeah Doulgas that's it !!!! I knew I was wrong when I said Duncan, but not tooooooooo far away eh ? Not bad for an old man pmsl"

I can't believe thay have butter forums??????

LMAO I can't believe its not butter!!!!!

This has just gone too mad even for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thats it I'm upset LOL all this talk of butter I preffer oil myself likes LOL "

Would that be Virgin olive oil per chance ?

You seem to have lost that Italian accent you naughty boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

yeah I'm extremly nawty and ???? You aren't lmao maybe it's listening to you lot so often corrupting me hehehe ! Sigh LOL xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG Ive just been on a butter forum???? pmsl

His name was Douglas

Yeeeeah Doulgas that's it !!!! I knew I was wrong when I said Duncan, but not tooooooooo far away eh ? Not bad for an old man pmsl

I can't believe thay have butter forums??????

LMAO I can't believe its not butter!!!!!

This has just gone too mad even for me

It's English life, It's county life, and you'll never put a better bit of butter on your knife .... If you haven't had it yet, have a word with your wife and spread it on your toast in the morning ! oooh arre Oooh are

Fffs, sad or what ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Attenzione a cio che sente il miele I speak good few languages myself how many do you honey mwah hehehe ! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Attenzione a cio che sente il miele I speak good few languages myself how many do you honey mwah hehehe ! Xxx "

As many as Google translate will allow us, just like you mwahhhhh big boy xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

fuck sake ill never hear end of this now and not even I that likes bloody butter lmao ,Its bloody English girl couple let me live it down folks cmon LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Kita aka buttery toast hahahah XmwahX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

oh ha!ha!ha honeypotcple LOL guess ill never actually hear end of that now lmao tgc guys later xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

indeed you are redhotcple funny though little song of butter and your wife LOL

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