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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

....from the fridge and a cuppa.

Bold, but

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don't let me eat alone, people!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You'll turn into a Gremlin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Malteasers crushed up on soft slightly melted vanilla ice cream

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

"Don't let me eat alone, people!

is that an invite to naughty lane??

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Malteasers crushed up on soft slightly melted vanilla ice cream

We need a drooling emoji!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Share

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....from the fridge and a cuppa.

Bold, but

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i bite the chocolate off and let the middle melt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'll turn into a Gremlin.

That look might suit me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had a twirl....then I sat down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't let me eat alone, people!

is that an invite to naughty lane??

No,

Sorry

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

My missus did this *amazing* thing where she came downstairs in a new négligée and told me to meet her upstairs in 5.

I did as bidden, and found her playing with herself and with Malteasers balanced on her boobs, tummy and pubis.

When I worked out how she'd done it was like, Clever woman!

Impressive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My missus did this *amazing* thing where she came downstairs in a new négligée and told me to meet her upstairs in 5.

I did as bidden, and found her playing with herself and with Malteasers balanced on her boobs, tummy and pubis.

When I worked out how she'd done it was like, Clever woman!

Impressive.

It is indeed, the lighter way to enjoy chocolate

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

"Don't let me eat alone, people!

is that an invite to naughty lane??

No,

Sorry

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"My missus did this *amazing* thing where she came downstairs in a new négligée and told me to meet her upstairs in 5.

I did as bidden, and found her playing with herself and with Malteasers balanced on her boobs, tummy and pubis.

When I worked out how she'd done it was like, Clever woman!

Impressive.

It is indeed, the lighter way to enjoy chocolate

When you've worked out how she did it, post it on the forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Share

Of course

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can i roll them around your nipples a couple of times before i suck them up

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

better with a packet of Revels, the surprise of what's in your mouth is the best part, especially if you are sharing them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"better with a packet of Revels, the surprise of what's in your mouth is the best part, especially if you are sharing them...

Til you get the coffee one

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

"better with a packet of Revels, the surprise of what's in your mouth is the best part, especially if you are sharing them...

Til you get the coffee one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"better with a packet of Revels, the surprise of what's in your mouth is the best part, especially if you are sharing them...

No, they're vile!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My missus did this *amazing* thing where she came downstairs in a new négligée and told me to meet her upstairs in 5.

I did as bidden, and found her playing with herself and with Malteasers balanced on her boobs, tummy and pubis.

When I worked out how she'd done it was like, Clever woman!

Impressive.

You make my Malteeser-eating seem so dull now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder if you really can pick em up with a straw like on the ad?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wonder if you really can pick em up with a straw like on the ad?

I just tried. I can. It's a wide-ish straw.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Wonder if you really can pick em up with a straw like on the ad?

Yes, but it takes a lot of suck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder if you really can pick em up with a straw like on the ad?

I just tried. I can. It's a wide-ish straw. "

An you don't need to suck like a dyson to do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wonder if you really can pick em up with a straw like on the ad?

Yes, but it takes a lot of suck.

The wide straw helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He he...gonna have to get some and some straws and learn the craft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saturday night is doner kebab night surely? The perfect aphrodisiac

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Wonder if you really can pick em up with a straw like on the ad?

Yes, but it takes a lot of suck.

The wide straw helps

I haven't been successful with the blowing and keeping it in the air trick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Saturday night is doner kebab night surely? The perfect aphrodisiac

God no, yuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder if you really can pick em up with a straw like on the ad?

Yes, but it takes a lot of suck.

The wide straw helps

I haven't been successful with the blowing and keeping it in the air trick."

Wot...like a ping pong ball at the fair kinda thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....from the fridge and a cuppa.

Bold, but

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what does this emoji mean?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Wonder if you really can pick em up with a straw like on the ad?

Yes, but it takes a lot of suck.

The wide straw helps

I haven't been successful with the blowing and keeping it in the air trick.

Wot...like a ping pong ball at the fair kinda thing?

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder if you really can pick em up with a straw like on the ad?

Yes, but it takes a lot of suck.

The wide straw helps

I haven't been successful with the blowing and keeping it in the air trick.

Wot...like a ping pong ball at the fair kinda thing?

Yes.

He he...now that would be skills!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"....from the fridge and a cuppa.

Bold, but

what does this emoji mean?

My eyes go like that when I see Malteesers.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"....from the fridge and a cuppa.

Bold, but

They're better from the freezer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"....from the fridge and a cuppa.

Bold, but

They're better from the freezer.

I eat Kit-Kats and wine gums from the freezer.

Must try Malteesers next

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