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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I cook wash up and clean for my mum.

I m fed up Of chasing and having to catch spiders in my mums house.. bloody things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cook wash up and clean for my mum.

I m fed up Of chasing and having to catch spiders in my mums house.. bloody things.

"

As the women once done for you, stop complaining and have a wank

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Spiders are brill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spiders are brill "

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incey wincey spider

Climbed up the waterspout

Down came the rain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiders are ace, the keep the flies from buzzing round the gaff and in turn, give our cats something to chase at night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spiders are ace, the keep the flies from buzzing round the gaff and in turn, give our cats something to chase at night "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like spiders. But if you don't, get a cat. Mine eats them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sshh! stop tempting fate, I hate spiders and this time of year and I'm home alone for the next hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like spiders. But if you don't, get a cat. Mine eats them."

Same as ours. They're little furry kitties. Catch and kill pretty much anything that crawls, buzzes, creeps around the house or garden.

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Mum has a cat... It's still zzz zzz zzz upstairs on a bed. while mum was screaming.

Spider now outside hopefully it'll go live in the shed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mum needs another, more useful cat!

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

i like spiders tho not they run across my bed when i turn the lights out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up in the converted cow sheds masquerading as chalets in the

hi-de- hi holiday camp in harwich with the biggest, blackest, hairiest,fuck off, wolf spider on my face. Covering one eye.

I almost shit the bed. I have no fear of anything but that was a shock to say the least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cook wash up and clean for my mum.

I m fed up Of chasing and having to catch spiders in my mums house.. bloody things.

"

Ungrateful sod!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cook wash up and clean for my mum.

I m fed up Of chasing and having to catch spiders in my mums house.. bloody things.

"

Kill your mum, Bury her under the patio, inherit the house, problem solved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cook wash up and clean for my mum.

I m fed up Of chasing and having to catch spiders in my mums house.. bloody things.

Kill your mum, Bury her under the patio, inherit the house, problem solved "

welcome home buddy

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I like spiders. But if you don't, get a cat. Mine eats them."

Nasty cat

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

I love spiders, I have one who, when he thinks I'll be asleep walks across the lounge. When I look at him he stops in his tracks until he thinks he's safe again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not bothered by spiders but there seems to be too many of the feckers at the moment.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"I like spiders. But if you don't, get a cat. Mine eats them.

Nasty cat "

Agreed. We are a spider friendly home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind spiders. Moths can get to fuck though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just put some conkers down....keeps spiders away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spiders are brill

Agreed "

I like them too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do realise that she carried you for nine months,possibly causing her heartburn,constipation,back ache,stretch marks and other more serious problems. She went through immense pain and all kinds of body probing,prodding and examinations to finally squeeze you out of a not very big orifice. And you have the bloody cheek to moan about a few spiders???

Shame on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol is it that they're in your home?

Do you have the same feeling toward butterflies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol is it that they're in your home?

Do you have the same feeling toward butterflies?

"

That was for ruby.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I like spiders. But if you don't, get a cat. Mine eats them.

Nasty cat "

My Border Collie used to spit them out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol is it that they're in your home?

Do you have the same feeling toward butterflies?

That was for ruby."

Butterflies are ok. I saw an episode of Casualty where a moth crawled into a woman's ear when she was asleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cook wash up and clean for my mum.

I m fed up Of chasing and having to catch spiders in my mums house.. bloody things.

"

invest in a spider catcher from Lakeland

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I don't mind spiders. Moths can get to fuck though. "

You need to hook up with Tosh then

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I like spiders. But if you don't, get a cat. Mine eats them.

Nasty cat

My Border Collie used to spit them out "

Cats or spiders? Spider spitting out spiders sounds a bit odd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol is it that they're in your home?

Do you have the same feeling toward butterflies?

That was for ruby.

Butterflies are ok. I saw an episode of Casualty where a moth crawled into a woman's ear when she was asleep."

Ah I see. I won't tell you about the things I saw in Africa then . I wouldn't want you to have nightmares.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol is it that they're in your home?

Do you have the same feeling toward butterflies?

That was for ruby.

Butterflies are ok. I saw an episode of Casualty where a moth crawled into a woman's ear when she was asleep."

Stop! I'll be awake all night now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol is it that they're in your home?

Do you have the same feeling toward butterflies?

That was for ruby.

Butterflies are ok. I saw an episode of Casualty where a moth crawled into a woman's ear when she was asleep.

Ah I see. I won't tell you about the things I saw in Africa then . I wouldn't want you to have nightmares. "

I don't mind about stuff in Africa - I'm not in Africa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well casualty might be the place to be. Some of the creepy crawlies that choose to make their homes in people's bodies/orifices has to be seen to be believed.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Cats or spiders? Spider spitting out spiders sounds a bit odd.

"

Yes, it was spiders, and his name was Spider

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

spiders are great, they run their willies on your face when you are sleeping...

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"You do realise that she carried you for nine months,possibly causing her heartburn,constipation,back ache,stretch marks and other more serious problems. She went through immense pain and all kinds of body probing,prodding and examinations to finally squeeze you out of a not very big orifice. And you have the bloody cheek to moan about a few spiders???

Shame on you "

I care for my mum.. cook her meals, clean her house and other responsibilities ...so yeah I'm doing my bit.. the spiders are my doing fuck all other than upsetting her.

So take your shame and point it at the spiders.

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