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"I'm alone but am keen to experience the pleasure of a prostrate massage. Would it be so wrong to shove a toothbrush up my jacksie? " | |||
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"I'm alone but am keen to experience the pleasure of a prostrate massage. Would it be so wrong to shove a toothbrush up my jacksie? "What end of the toothbrush? 
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"The bristly end....and I'm not gonna be putting enough in to lose it I reckon. Famous last pre ER words "We need pictures  | |||
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"Go brush side first and give it a good clean, 2 birds 1 stone and all that ."Lol | |||
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"Go brush side first and give it a good clean, 2 birds 1 stone and all that ."Yeah did consider that....but reckoned the minty fresh might smart on my ringpiece!  | |||
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"I'm alone but am keen to experience the pleasure of a prostrate massage. Would it be so wrong to shove a toothbrush up my jacksie?
What end of the toothbrush?
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"Your gonna be on 24 hrs in A&E next week aren't ya I was brushing my teeth and I slipped in not sure how it happened doctor " He he...yeah...I fell on it..honest!! | |||
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"Go brush side first and give it a good clean, 2 birds 1 stone and all that .
Yeah did consider that....but reckoned the minty fresh might smart on my ringpiece! "Your using toothpaste too , well, if you going to do it you may as well groomed all out | |||
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"Put a bit of Colgate on it for a minty tingle "Has anyone asked Colgate if he minds? | |||
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"Go brush side first and give it a good clean, 2 birds 1 stone and all that .
Yeah did consider that....but reckoned the minty fresh might smart on my ringpiece!
Your using toothpaste too , well, if you going to do it you may as well groomed all out "Haha, groomed..... WTF!!!!! That's disturbing how ever you look at it. See what we mean Mrs SB? | |||
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"I'm alone but am keen to experience the pleasure of a prostrate massage. Would it be so wrong to shove a toothbrush up my jacksie?
What end of the toothbrush?
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Awww, you beat us too it Mrs SB. Damn having to correct our auto correct "The important thing is to get pics and get them on page 1 of hot pics. | |||
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"Go brush side first and give it a good clean, 2 birds 1 stone and all that .
Yeah did consider that....but reckoned the minty fresh might smart on my ringpiece!
Your using toothpaste too , well, if you going to do it you may as well groomed all out
Haha, groomed..... WTF!!!!! That's disturbing how ever you look at it. See what we mean Mrs SB?"Siii. Dirty minds think a like | |||
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"Go brush side first and give it a good clean, 2 birds 1 stone and all that .
Yeah did consider that....but reckoned the minty fresh might smart on my ringpiece!
Your using toothpaste too , well, if you going to do it you may as well groomed all out "Well I do like to be clean. | |||
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"Go brush side first and give it a good clean, 2 birds 1 stone and all that .
Yeah did consider that....but reckoned the minty fresh might smart on my ringpiece!
Your using toothpaste too , well, if you going to do it you may as well groomed all out
Well I do like to be clean. "F**k staying at yours and being offered a guest toothbrush | |||
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"Go brush side first and give it a good clean, 2 birds 1 stone and all that .
Yeah did consider that....but reckoned the minty fresh might smart on my ringpiece!
Your using toothpaste too , well, if you going to do it you may as well groomed all out
Haha, groomed..... WTF!!!!! That's disturbing how ever you look at it. See what we mean Mrs SB?
Siii. Dirty minds think a like "Siii indeed Sinorita . It's not illegal to groom a toothbrush....... we think  . | |||
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"Go brush side first and give it a good clean, 2 birds 1 stone and all that .
Yeah did consider that....but reckoned the minty fresh might smart on my ringpiece!
Your using toothpaste too , well, if you going to do it you may as well groomed all out
Haha, groomed..... WTF!!!!! That's disturbing how ever you look at it. See what we mean Mrs SB?
Siii. Dirty minds think a like
Siii indeed Sinorita . It's not illegal to groom a toothbrush....... we think ."I just want to see pics | |||
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"Go brush side first and give it a good clean, 2 birds 1 stone and all that .
Yeah did consider that....but reckoned the minty fresh might smart on my ringpiece!
Your using toothpaste too , well, if you going to do it you may as well groomed all out
Haha, groomed..... WTF!!!!! That's disturbing how ever you look at it. See what we mean Mrs SB?
Siii. Dirty minds think a like
Siii indeed Sinorita . It's not illegal to groom a toothbrush....... we think .
I just want to see pics "Ha ha...don't worry...if I take some you will be the first to see! Not sure if my Colgate "ring of confidence" is very photogenic tho. | |||
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"The bristly end....and I'm not gonna be putting enough in to lose it I reckon. Famous last pre ER words "Tie the end to a ruddy great stone and if it does get lost drive to your nearest high point and chuck the stone off. No need to thank me | |||
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"Go brush side first and give it a good clean, 2 birds 1 stone and all that .
Yeah did consider that....but reckoned the minty fresh might smart on my ringpiece!
Your using toothpaste too , well, if you going to do it you may as well groomed all out
Haha, groomed..... WTF!!!!! That's disturbing how ever you look at it. See what we mean Mrs SB?
Siii. Dirty minds think a like
Siii indeed Sinorita . It's not illegal to groom a toothbrush....... we think .
I just want to see pics
Ha ha...don't worry...if I take some you will be the first to see!
Not sure if my Colgate "ring of confidence" is very photogenic tho. "Man up and take the bloody pictures | |||
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"The bristly end....and I'm not gonna be putting enough in to lose it I reckon. Famous last pre ER words
Tie the end to a ruddy great stone and if it does get lost drive to your nearest high point and chuck the stone off. No need to thank me " | |||
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"The bristly end....and I'm not gonna be putting enough in to lose it I reckon. Famous last pre ER words
Tie the end to a ruddy great stone and if it does get lost drive to your nearest high point and chuck the stone off. No need to thank me "That is a fantastic idea! And I will thank you....just as soon as the air ambulance turns up to pull me off the hillside! | |||
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"Put a bit of Colgate on it for a minty tingle
Has anyone asked Colgate if he minds? " | |||
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"The bristly end....and I'm not gonna be putting enough in to lose it I reckon. Famous last pre ER words
Tie the end to a ruddy great stone and if it does get lost drive to your nearest high point and chuck the stone off. No need to thank me
That is a fantastic idea! And I will thank you....just as soon as the air ambulance turns up to pull me off the hillside! "I know right. I'm going to patent it actually, I feel it will save the NHS money and lots of people who trip while hoovering or accidentally sit on bananas a lot of embarrassment. | |||
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"Go brush side first and give it a good clean, 2 birds 1 stone and all that .
Yeah did consider that....but reckoned the minty fresh might smart on my ringpiece!
Your using toothpaste too , well, if you going to do it you may as well groomed all out
Haha, groomed..... WTF!!!!! That's disturbing how ever you look at it. See what we mean Mrs SB?
Siii. Dirty minds think a like
Siii indeed Sinorita . It's not illegal to groom a toothbrush....... we think .
I just want to see pics
Ha ha...don't worry...if I take some you will be the first to see!
Not sure if my Colgate "ring of confidence" is very photogenic tho.
Man up and take the bloody pictures "I did! And if it ever gets approved you can see it! They are probably dragging in the whole office to laugh at it so it may take some time. | |||
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"Go brush side first and give it a good clean, 2 birds 1 stone and all that .
Yeah did consider that....but reckoned the minty fresh might smart on my ringpiece!
Your using toothpaste too , well, if you going to do it you may as well groomed all out
Haha, groomed..... WTF!!!!! That's disturbing how ever you look at it. See what we mean Mrs SB?
Siii. Dirty minds think a like
Siii indeed Sinorita . It's not illegal to groom a toothbrush....... we think .
I just want to see pics
Ha ha...don't worry...if I take some you will be the first to see!
Not sure if my Colgate "ring of confidence" is very photogenic tho.
Man up and take the bloody pictures
I did! And if it ever gets approved you can see it!
They are probably dragging in the whole office to laugh at it so it may take some time. "Ha..approved but can't mail you cos i'm out of your age range | |||
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"Yeah I got a pack of 3 at Asda "Use the whole pack. Toothpaste makes a great tingly lube | |||
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"Can't wait to see - I didn't read the whole thread before my last post " I've seen it . It's good | |||
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"Can't wait to see - I didn't read the whole thread before my last post I've seen it . It's good "He he...ta very much...in a bad internet area at mo...perhaps I should make it public and get a campaign going to get it fabbed to no1 to mess with the system!  | |||
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"Can't wait to see - I didn't read the whole thread before my last post I've seen it . It's good
He he...ta very much...in a bad internet area at mo...perhaps I should make it public and get a campaign going to get it fabbed to no1 to mess with the system!
"Please do that. I'm actually going to campaign for that. You need to be on page 1 hot pics MrsSB | |||
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"Ha ha..ok...it's now public!!! "Fabbed | |||
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"I cant believe you did it bareback.. Are you crazy.. "It's ok he rinsed with listerine | |||
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"I cant believe you did it bareback.. Are you crazy.. "I'm hoping he does have a new one for cleaning his teeth. | |||
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"Go brush side first and give it a good clean, 2 birds 1 stone and all that .
Yeah did consider that....but reckoned the minty fresh might smart on my ringpiece!
Your using toothpaste too , well, if you going to do it you may as well groomed all out
Haha, groomed..... WTF!!!!! That's disturbing how ever you look at it. See what we mean Mrs SB?
Siii. Dirty minds think a like
Siii indeed Sinorita . It's not illegal to groom a toothbrush....... we think .
I just want to see pics
Ha ha...don't worry...if I take some you will be the first to see!
Not sure if my Colgate "ring of confidence" is very photogenic tho. "Now we know where Colgate has been. | |||
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"Can't wait to see - I didn't read the whole thread before my last post I've seen it . It's good
He he...ta very much...in a bad internet area at mo...perhaps I should make it public and get a campaign going to get it fabbed to no1 to mess with the system!
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"I'm alone but am keen to experience the pleasure of a prostrate massage. Would it be so wrong to shove a toothbrush up my jacksie? "Straight are you sure? | |||
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"I'm alone but am keen to experience the pleasure of a prostrate massage. Would it be so wrong to shove a toothbrush up my jacksie?
Straight are you sure? "Let's have a pic when he does it!! | |||
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"I'm alone but am keen to experience the pleasure of a prostrate massage. Would it be so wrong to shove a toothbrush up my jacksie?
Straight are you sure?
Let's have a pic when he does it!! "He has! | |||
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"I'm alone but am keen to experience the pleasure of a prostrate massage. Would it be so wrong to shove a toothbrush up my jacksie?
Straight are you sure?
Let's have a pic when he does it!! "It's on his profile and page 2 of men hot pics | |||
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"Page fuckin' one guys! You've made me famous! "Did it give you a tingly feeling? | |||
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"Toilet brush next. Can't wait for the pics "Is that the next size up? Shouldn't he try a washing up brush first? | |||
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"Toilet brush next. Can't wait for the pics
Is that the next size up? Shouldn't he try a washing up brush first?
"or a bottle brush? | |||
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My foray into anal insertions will probably stop here I'm afraid.
I don't mind the odd lady finger to help me along but my ickle poo chute needs to stay that way!
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"Might go electric tho. "You say that but you have the bug now. Won't be long before you're taking a fist. | |||
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"Might go electric tho.
You say that but you have the bug now. Won't be long before you're taking a fist. " | |||
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"Might go electric tho.
You say that but you have the bug now. Won't be long before you're taking a fist. "Yes come on we want to see the next step!! | |||
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"Might go electric tho.
You say that but you have the bug now. Won't be long before you're taking a fist.
Yes come on we want to see the next step!! "The next step will be out of the limelight. One way sticker back on the botty! | |||
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"Number 1 in the mens! Ha ha...gonna shut up about it now. " | |||
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"How's your 2 mins of fame going "Loving it! But won't be unhappy when I drop back to obscurity! | |||
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"How's your 2 mins of fame going
Loving it! But won't be unhappy when I drop back to obscurity! "Well then that's when you do your next challenge... | |||
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"How's your 2 mins of fame going
Loving it! But won't be unhappy when I drop back to obscurity! "You need to find bigger and better thing's to shove up there now | |||
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You've changed your location"Yeah...it's not deception...I was out and about near Peterborough and wanted to see the local updates rather than the usual ones...so i changed my location and forgot to change it back. It actually works off the postcode bit. They really should put in a local view. | |||
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You've changed your location
Yeah...it's not deception...I was out and about near Peterborough and wanted to see the local updates rather than the usual ones...so i changed my location and forgot to change it back. It actually works off the postcode bit.
They really should put in a local view.
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You've changed your location
Yeah...it's not deception...I was out and about near Peterborough and wanted to see the local updates rather than the usual ones...so i changed my location and forgot to change it back. It actually works off the postcode bit.
They really should put in a local view.
Mines not quite right on purpose. "He he...got to be done...we all need a bit of subterfuge....and I'm fairly chuffed to have worked that word into a sentence this early on a Sunday morn. | |||
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You've changed your location
Yeah...it's not deception...I was out and about near Peterborough and wanted to see the local updates rather than the usual ones...so i changed my location and forgot to change it back. It actually works off the postcode bit.
They really should put in a local view.
Mines not quite right on purpose.
He he...got to be done...we all need a bit of subterfuge....and I'm fairly chuffed to have worked that word into a sentence this early on a Sunday morn. "After a rather persistent moron tried to find my house, when I first joined and hadn't figured out filters and blocking. I'm wary. | |||
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You've changed your location
Yeah...it's not deception...I was out and about near Peterborough and wanted to see the local updates rather than the usual ones...so i changed my location and forgot to change it back. It actually works off the postcode bit.
They really should put in a local view.
Mines not quite right on purpose.
He he...got to be done...we all need a bit of subterfuge....and I'm fairly chuffed to have worked that word into a sentence this early on a Sunday morn.
After a rather persistent moron tried to find my house, when I first joined and hadn't figured out filters and blocking. I'm wary. "I don't blame you. .some odd people about...thankfully few and far between..most of us are (fairly) normal. | |||
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You've changed your location
Yeah...it's not deception...I was out and about near Peterborough and wanted to see the local updates rather than the usual ones...so i changed my location and forgot to change it back. It actually works off the postcode bit.
They really should put in a local view.
Mines not quite right on purpose.
He he...got to be done...we all need a bit of subterfuge....and I'm fairly chuffed to have worked that word into a sentence this early on a Sunday morn.
After a rather persistent moron tried to find my house, when I first joined and hadn't figured out filters and blocking. I'm wary.
I don't blame you. .some odd people about...thankfully few and far between..most of us are (fairly) normal. "Well I'd not claim to be normal, but I don't do stalkering either. | |||
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You've changed your location
Yeah...it's not deception...I was out and about near Peterborough and wanted to see the local updates rather than the usual ones...so i changed my location and forgot to change it back. It actually works off the postcode bit.
They really should put in a local view.
Mines not quite right on purpose.
He he...got to be done...we all need a bit of subterfuge....and I'm fairly chuffed to have worked that word into a sentence this early on a Sunday morn.
After a rather persistent moron tried to find my house, when I first joined and hadn't figured out filters and blocking. I'm wary.
I don't blame you. .some odd people about...thankfully few and far between..most of us are (fairly) normal.
Well I'd not claim to be normal, but I don't do stalkering either. "Come on now! You knew I'd changed location cos you've been sat in that car across the road! Nursing that Macdonalds coffee for 45 mins has fooled no-one! | |||
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You've changed your location
Yeah...it's not deception...I was out and about near Peterborough and wanted to see the local updates rather than the usual ones...so i changed my location and forgot to change it back. It actually works off the postcode bit.
They really should put in a local view.
Mines not quite right on purpose.
He he...got to be done...we all need a bit of subterfuge....and I'm fairly chuffed to have worked that word into a sentence this early on a Sunday morn.
After a rather persistent moron tried to find my house, when I first joined and hadn't figured out filters and blocking. I'm wary.
I don't blame you. .some odd people about...thankfully few and far between..most of us are (fairly) normal.
Well I'd not claim to be normal, but I don't do stalkering either.
Come on now! You knew I'd changed location cos you've been sat in that car across the road!
Nursing that Macdonalds coffee for 45 mins has fooled no-one!
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