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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

my fave line from a movie ''Bad Santa''

what yours ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't remember what they said in the potting shed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut. Goodfellas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got a pretty mouth

Come on boy squeal like a pig

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't remember what they said in the potting shed

scum ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You got a pretty mouth

Come on boy squeal like a pig "

Classic Film, not just for that scene!

Duelling Banjo's was a firm favorite message tone of mine for ages

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

CANTERBURY

This is a line that I repeat to the optician when asked what I can see.

"I see dead people"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't Remember what they told Edward Norton in the shower either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't Remember what they told Edward Norton in the shower either

so everything you like involves men raping other men....ok then mr scary guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a line that I repeat to the optician when asked what I can see.

"I see dead people""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't Remember what they told Edward Norton in the shower either

so everything you like involves men raping other men....ok then mr scary guy

Says the man who photoshops himself into axe wielding movie posters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody tells me nuthin'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway irreversible it was all in French in the subway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't Remember what they told Edward Norton in the shower either

so everything you like involves men raping other men....ok then mr scary guy

Says the man who photoshops himself into axe wielding movie posters "

it was for the film pic thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suppose you think that's funny Harold."

Harold and Maude.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

""I suppose you think that's funny Harold."

Harold and Maude."

Is a beautiful film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum"

They Live, classic 80's movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I suppose you think that's funny Harold."

Harold and Maude.

Is a beautiful film

It is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit depressing I know but its:

"Only in a world as shitty as this can those people be regarded as innocent"

He was a murdering psycho though so I'm not sure I'd agree with him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never Rub Another Man's Rhubarb"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

“I’ve met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall behind him, and God asks me, “Why?”

Why did I cause so much pain?

Didn’t I realize that each of us is a sacred, unique snowflake of special unique specialness?

Can’t I see how we’re all manifestations of love?

I look at God behind his desk, taking notes on a pad, but God’s got this all wrong.

We are not special.

We are not crap or trash, either.

We just are.

We just are, and what happens just happens.

And God says, “No, that’s not right.”

Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can’t teach God anything.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huh look at you now Scarface lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Never Rub Another Man's Rhubarb"

batman

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By *amrod400Man
over a year ago

belfast

Tell them the perverts back ... People vrs Larry flynt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's no moon........it's a space station

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I've d*unk more beer and pissed more blood, banged more quiff and busted more ass, than all you numbnuts put together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mymama always said....."

You know the rest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're gonna need a bigger boat...

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I NOO you'd say thad!" - Sylvester Stallone - Judge Dredd (the inferior first film version)

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By *ilvercharmCouple
over a year ago

Our gate

Heyyyy youuuu guyyyyysss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not strictly a one liner, and it's hard to choose:

'I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've d*unk more beer and pissed more blood, banged more quiff and busted more ass, than all you numbnuts put together"

Heartbreak Ridge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heyyyy youuuu guyyyyysss

brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can't we pick our own colors?"

"No way, no way. Tried it once, doesn't work. You got four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black, but they don't know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way. I pick. You're Mr. Pink. Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not strictly a one liner, and it's hard to choose:

'I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!'"

Lol @ python

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cirrus the virus from Con Air.

'Say a word of this over the radio and the next wings you see, will be the flies buzzing over your rotting corpse'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever had your shit pushed in?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Why can't we pick our own colors?"

Michael madsen dancing to stealers wheel. Brilliant scene.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep the change ya filthy animal

- home alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: Where are you from, anyway?

Pvt. Cowboy: SIR, TEXAS, SIR!

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: TEXAS? Holy dogshit! Only steers and queers come from texas!! And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dick?

Pvt. Cowboy: SIR, NO, SIR!

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: I BET YOU'RE THE KIND OF GUY WHO'D FUCK A MAN IN THE ASS AND NOT HAVE THE COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE HIM A REACH-AROUND.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You think the waitresses hate you now? Wait till you give them crabs then you will know what real hatred is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've d*unk more beer and pissed more blood, banged more quiff and busted more ass, than all you numbnuts put together"

That's interesting,but what about the film quote?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gooood morning Vietnaaaaam!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY15R3yHBEI

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Is this your car? Preeeety car.

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

""I suppose you think that's funny Harold."

Harold and Maude.

Is a beautiful film

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By *ilvercharmCouple
over a year ago

Our gate

"Keep the change ya filthy animal

- home alone "

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Can't Remember what they told Edward Norton in the shower either

so everything you like involves men raping other men....ok then mr scary guy

Says the man who photoshops himself into axe wielding movie posters "

This is proper funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Safest thing you'll ever have between your legs.

From the movie 'girls just wanna have fun'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're gonna need a bigger boat..."

Here's to swimmin' with bow legged wimmin.

Now that's the best line from Jaws.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Now it's moved out of the basement, it's called Project Mayhem."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody tells me nuthin'!

Ace film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know what nemesis means?

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By *KMaxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

""I suppose you think that's funny Harold."

Harold and Maude.

Is a beautiful film

One of my favourites. I haven't seen it for ages, do they not show in TV any more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not no food, got no job, pets heads are falling off. Dumb and dumber

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD

Badges?we don't need no stinkin' badges!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy rusty metal Batman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"I told you to put bunny back in the box"

Along with all the great ones on my profile lol

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"Here's Johnny..."

Oh, how I love performing my best Jack Nicholson impression whilst opening the Durex wrapper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"i hope i give you the fucking shits comeoooooon"

Dogsoldiers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a lot but two of my favourites are.

It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile winning's winning Inch or mile winning.

Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me."

Snatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bring out the gimp" from pulp fiction

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

Blade runner the C-beam speech .

'' I've seen things you people won't believe .attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion .I watched c- beams glitter in the dark hear the Tannhauser gate .all these moments will be lost in time like , tears in the rain .

Time to die .

A machine that understands dead is no longer a machine one of the greatest speeches ever in a Sifi film made all the more cutting because in the end a machine chooses to spare the life of the killer of his friends when faced with his own death .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this. - Tropic Thunder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Punch it Bishop!"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A man's gotta know his limitations

Dirty Harry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my fave line from a movie ''Bad Santa''

what yours ? "

From that film?

The bit where Lauralai says

"Fuck me Santa!" repeatedly.

From other films -

Pulp Fiction-" Any of you pigs mooove, and I'll execute every mother fuckin' last one of you!"

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By *taryscorpCouple
over a year ago

boston

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand's of yourcocks and pull up your socks (heartbreak ridge)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."

Now listen here Missus, you can have pretty much anything you ask of me, but the bike is definitely a no go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One bxstard gos in three bxstards come ou

The good the bad and the ugly

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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You're gonna kiss the sun and taste the motherfuckin' rainbow

The 51st State

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

You think you used enough dynamite butch? Butch cassidy and the sundance kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sheila B

ovski: What the heck is a rimjob?

Mrs. Cartman: Why, that's where you put your legs behind your head and let someone lick your ass.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You think you used enough dynamite butch? Butch cassidy and the sundance kid"

That was brill Bill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jusqu'ici tout va bien

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody tells me nuthin'!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"You're gonna kiss the sun and taste the motherfuckin' rainbow

The 51st State "

All I can hear in my head now is 'Yippee ki-yay motherfucker' lol, and I don't even like the film! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the absence of light darkness prevails"

Hellboy

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