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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cream is wonderful stuff. You can pour it pipe it and thicken it. You can sweeten it with sugar, you can use it to lift savoury sauces. You can freeze and flavour it. You can stick it in your coffe and you can float it on your hot chocolate. It can be combined with magical ingredients to spread on damaged bodies. It can soothe, it can caress it can soften and it can clean. It can smell delicious.

One thing cream can't do is mimic spunk! Spunk stinks with a stink that only says 'Im spunk' It's fluid and greyish looking with lumps in it. It's dangerous when used carelessly and rolls into sticky balls when introduced to water. It is a by product of a pleasure that brings some women to their knees(literally) or makes others thing oh yuk! It causes a patch of contention that nobody wants to lie in.

It can be sprayed it can be spread but not many will utter this is really delicious tasty stuff 'I can't believe that its not butter'.

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock


"Cream is wonderful stuff. You can pour it pipe it and thicken it. You can sweeten it with sugar, you can use it to lift savoury sauces. You can freeze and flavour it. You can stick it in your coffe and you can float it on your hot chocolate. It can be combined with magical ingredients to spread on damaged bodies. It can soothe, it can caress it can soften and it can clean. It can smell delicious.

One thing cream can't do is mimic spunk! Spunk stinks with a stink that only says 'Im spunk' It's fluid and greyish looking with lumps in it. It's dangerous when used carelessly and rolls into sticky balls when introduced to water. It is a by product of a pleasure that brings some women to their knees(literally) or makes others thing oh yuk! It causes a patch of contention that nobody wants to lie in.

It can be sprayed it can be spread but not many will utter this is really delicious tasty stuff 'I can't believe that its not butter'. "

LUMPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eeeuuuwww

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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago

The Forest

Magnolia shower gel works brilliantly as fake cum for photographic purposes!

Just thought I'd share that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Magnolia shower gel works brilliantly as fake cum for photographic purposes!

Just thought I'd share that "

With a lovely non spunky smell but what can spunk mimic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Magnolia shower gel works brilliantly as fake cum for photographic purposes!

Just thought I'd share that "

if your looking for fake cum most ladys hair Conditioners are good , lol xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Magnolia shower gel works brilliantly as fake cum for photographic purposes!

Just thought I'd share that if your looking for fake cum most ladys hair Conditioners are good , lol xxxxx"

Mines a turquoise colour! Alien spunk

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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago

The Forest


"Magnolia shower gel works brilliantly as fake cum for photographic purposes!

Just thought I'd share that

With a lovely non spunky smell but what can spunk mimic?"

Bread sauce?

Now I'm feeling a bit queazy

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Magnolia shower gel works brilliantly as fake cum for photographic purposes!

Just thought I'd share that

With a lovely non spunky smell but what can spunk mimic?"

Liquefied shrimp? eeeeewwwwww

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Magnolia shower gel works brilliantly as fake cum for photographic purposes!

Just thought I'd share that

With a lovely non spunky smell but what can spunk mimic?"

Wallpaper paste?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Magnolia shower gel works brilliantly as fake cum for photographic purposes!

Just thought I'd share that if your looking for fake cum most ladys hair Conditioners are good , lol xxxxx

Mines a turquoise colour! Alien spunk "

well i have off white LORAL ,, LOLOL

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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago

The Forest


"Magnolia shower gel works brilliantly as fake cum for photographic purposes!

Just thought I'd share that if your looking for fake cum most ladys hair Conditioners are good , lol xxxxx

Mines a turquoise colour! Alien spunk "

Are you saying that ET's a wanker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Mines a turquoise colour! Alien spunk

Are you saying that ET's a wanker? "

I think so , lol PHONE HOME.

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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago

The Forest

Bloody aliens, coming here, taking our jobs, wanking in our bathroom accoutrements - send 'em back to Rigel 4 I say!

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

why on earth would u want fake spunk when there is so much of the real stuff readily available??? but if u must might I suggest condensed milk? Looks great dribbling out of the corner of ones mouth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why on earth would u want fake spunk when there is so much of the real stuff readily available??? but if u must might I suggest condensed milk? Looks great dribbling out of the corner of ones mouth!

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lol your right xxx i may give that a go see for myself .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"why on earth would u want fake spunk when there is so much of the real stuff readily available??? but if u must might I suggest condensed milk? Looks great dribbling out of the corner of ones mouth!

"

No chance of condensced milk dribbling out of the side of my mouth! Its going straight down the hatch

Im standing up for the rights of dairy and cosmetic and medicinal cream to be disassociated from spunk not only is it an insult to cream its an inaccurate comparison for all the creamy deliciousness of cream and the good it does for mankind.

I think the nearest comparison to spunk we have had so far is wallpaper paste, colour texture stickiness.. (still a bit shiny though)

'Give me your wallpaper paste, baby' hasn't quite got the same ring to it somehow

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Chicken and sweetcorn soup from the chinese.

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


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It can be sprayed it can be spread but not many will utter this is really delicious tasty stuff 'I can't believe that its not butter'. "

ummm spunk funny. i hated the taste as a teenager and younger woman... now cant seem to get enough of the stuff.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chicken and sweetcorn soup from the chinese. "

I don't often make picture requests but I'd pay good money to see spunk shoot out with sweetcorn in it

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Chicken and sweetcorn soup from the chinese.

I don't often make picture requests but I'd pay good money to see spunk shoot out with sweetcorn in it "

It was more for the liquid... gloopy!

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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago

The Forest


"why on earth would u want fake spunk when there is so much of the real stuff readily available??? but if u must might I suggest condensed milk? Looks great dribbling out of the corner of ones mouth!

"

If you're doing a paid photographic porn shoot, you only have to pay one male model and you can get many more themed shoots with the "money shot" included in one session.

Condensed milk is too opaque and doesn't dribble realistically.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May i be so bold as to volunteer myself as a donor?

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock


"why on earth would u want fake spunk when there is so much of the real stuff readily available??? but if u must might I suggest condensed milk? Looks great dribbling out of the corner of ones mouth!

If you're doing a paid photographic porn shoot, you only have to pay one male model and you can get many more themed shoots with the "money shot" included in one session.

Condensed milk is too opaque and doesn't dribble realistically."

Not so sure on the dribbling but you have to remember I'm more an enthusiastic amateur than a seasoned pro!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"why on earth would u want fake spunk when there is so much of the real stuff readily available??? but if u must might I suggest condensed milk? Looks great dribbling out of the corner of ones mouth!

If you're doing a paid photographic porn shoot, you only have to pay one male model and you can get many more themed shoots with the "money shot" included in one session.

Condensed milk is too opaque and doesn't dribble realistically.

Not so sure on the dribbling but you have to remember I'm more an enthusiastic amateur than a seasoned pro! "

So not done much cum dribbling from your mouth then? I am sure you will have lots of offers after this post!!!

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock


"why on earth would u want fake spunk when there is so much of the real stuff readily available??? but if u must might I suggest condensed milk? Looks great dribbling out of the corner of ones mouth!

If you're doing a paid photographic porn shoot, you only have to pay one male model and you can get many more themed shoots with the "money shot" included in one session.

Condensed milk is too opaque and doesn't dribble realistically.

Not so sure on the dribbling but you have to remember I'm more an enthusiastic amateur than a seasoned pro!

So not done much cum dribbling from your mouth then? I am sure you will have lots of offers after this post!!! "

Lmao oops! I really don't mind sharing my own but not desperate to try anyone else's :-s

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bloody aliens, coming here, taking our jobs, wanking in our bathroom accoutrements - send 'em back to Rigel 4 I say!"

hahahah fellow South Park fan? "thay tuck our jerrrrrbbbbzzzzz"

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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago

The Forest


"Bloody aliens, coming here, taking our jobs, wanking in our bathroom accoutrements - send 'em back to Rigel 4 I say!

hahahah fellow South Park fan? "thay tuck our jerrrrrbbbbzzzzz" "

I used to love South Park, but they seem to be running out of good ideas of late. I missed the favourite cartoon thread, but these days I'm really into the Seth MacFarlane stuff - American Dad, Family Guy and The Cleveland Show.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bloody aliens, coming here, taking our jobs, wanking in our bathroom accoutrements - send 'em back to Rigel 4 I say!

hahahah fellow South Park fan? "thay tuck our jerrrrrbbbbzzzzz"

I used to love South Park, but they seem to be running out of good ideas of late. I missed the favourite cartoon thread, but these days I'm really into the Seth MacFarlane stuff - American Dad, Family Guy and The Cleveland Show."

I might send a cream sketch to give them a perk! I have saved some of this series to look at later. Sometimes if I watch them out of synch it makes me want to see what I missed. I cant get into Seth... it might be one of those things that suddenly captures me.

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