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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...As clingy as an orphaned koala bear

You get the gist people, use your imagination to make people smile.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Enlighten me further as to the rules?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Enlighten me further as to the rules?"

Ok let me give you another example...

As insecure as a cliff ledge stood on by kyote in a road runner cartoon.

Threads of this nature usually shows the humourous side of fellow fabbers

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

So we're making similes?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

As useful as a screen-door on a submarine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So we're making similes? "

That's the idea yes... Jeeez

, it's like pulling teeth so far

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

As useful as a cheeseburger to a drowning elephant

?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"So we're making similes?

That's the idea yes... Jeeez

, it's like pulling teeth so far"

Ah!

I see what you did there! Witty!

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

As welcome as a fart in a spacesuit

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"As welcome as a fart in a spacesuit "

That went down like a greased wardrobe

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

As thick as two short planks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As interesting as a night in a padded cell

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"As thick as two short planks."

I prefer:

As thick as pig shit and twice as ugly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As horny as a herd of rhyno's..

C'mon peeps, I know it's late but I need cheering up

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

As speedy as 1000 greased weasels.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Dimmer than a 2 watt light bulb in a power cut

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By *oodsman75Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"It was about as convincing as a Polar Bear wearing dark glasses, trying to get into a 'Giraffes only' golf club..."

Blackadder.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""It was about as convincing as a Polar Bear wearing dark glasses, trying to get into a 'Giraffes only' golf club..."

Blackadder. "

Loving that one.. thanks

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall


"

I prefer:

As thick as pig shit and twice as ugly

"

Surely the polite version would be:

As thick as Tewkesbury mustard but nowhere near as hot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As genuine as a Rolex watch bought in Thailand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As quick as a week in the jail.

As useful as an ashtray on a motorbike

As virginal as Paris Hilton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As thick as two short planks.

I prefer:

As thick as pig shit and twice as ugly

"

In Yorkshire it's

As thick as pig shit and half as useful!

Mrs x

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By *oodsman75Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University."

Got Blackadder on the brain now.... :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As cool as a pair of polar bear bollocks sat on an iceberg

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By *oodsman75Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

As wet as an otter's pocket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Limp as a vicars handshake an old one and has never been used to refer to me

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

As much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As much use as Anne Frank's drum kit."

Ha ha. Thats a good one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As ugly as a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

As baggy as a wizards sleeve

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As welcome as a ginger haired stepson

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