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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Help yourself.

I can't be arsed to serve you or cater to your every need. It's not my style.

So what's yours?

Drink?

I may well shove some peanuts your way!

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Mine is a vodka Monster please..

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Help yourself.

I can't be arsed to serve you or cater to your every need. It's not my style.

So what's yours?

Drink?

I may well shove some peanuts your way!

I'm not a drinker but I'll have something from the lower shelves (just so I can take acrafty look down your cleavage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rum and and large bottle of sparkling water please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a Cava please Pumpkin, oh and some of your finest nibbles please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll go for Hennessy and Diet Coke thankyou please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If were helping ourselves why do we need you or be on here?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou

Good call - although it's a little sweet for me. Gentleman Jack is a whole other ball game however...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's got to be a mojito

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Help yourself.

I can't be arsed to serve you or cater to your every need. It's not my style.

So what's yours?

Drink?

I may well shove some peanuts your way!

I'm not a drinker but I'll have something from the lower shelves (just so I can take acrafty look down your cleavage.

There's nothing to see here. Move along

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm d*unk posting now.

I've had a Cosmopolitan, three glasses of red, brandy and something else that was jolly nice from Malaga. I also kissed the delicious bar man (poor thing only gave me the bill).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il have a pint of fosters to start off with, then a double dissorano and and finish off with vodka and red bull cheers

oh and apple sour shots into the mix

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'll have a Cava please Pumpkin, oh and some of your finest nibbles please

If I add a little extra salt...will it make you thirstier? Or is that your line?

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm running out of umbrellas and ice!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou

Good call - although it's a little sweet for me. Gentleman Jack is a whole other ball game however..."

I need a bit of sweetness, bring your man Jack and we can sit over in the corner and see who blasts the bottle first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice cold Stella please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lashings of ginger beer please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou

Good call - although it's a little sweet for me. Gentleman Jack is a whole other ball game however...

I need a bit of sweetness, bring your man Jack and we can sit over in the corner and see who blasts the bottle first

Sounds like a plan, let's do this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Desperado

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I fancy a single malt and some warm hands to temper it.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou

Good call - although it's a little sweet for me. Gentleman Jack is a whole other ball game however...

I need a bit of sweetness, bring your man Jack and we can sit over in the corner and see who blasts the bottle first

Sounds like a plan, let's do this

Line the glasses up. We'll start with 5. Let's play a drinking game. Every innuendo innuendo we take a shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice pale ale please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou

Good call - although it's a little sweet for me. Gentleman Jack is a whole other ball game however...

I need a bit of sweetness, bring your man Jack and we can sit over in the corner and see who blasts the bottle first

Sounds like a plan, let's do this

Line the glasses up. We'll start with 5. Let's play a drinking game. Every innuendo innuendo we take a shot

I'm not sure I could get them all in at once

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou

Good call - although it's a little sweet for me. Gentleman Jack is a whole other ball game however...

I need a bit of sweetness, bring your man Jack and we can sit over in the corner and see who blasts the bottle first

Sounds like a plan, let's do this

Line the glasses up. We'll start with 5. Let's play a drinking game. Every innuendo innuendo we take a shot

I'm not sure I could get them all in at once

Come on now, we are hardened drinkers over here in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a Cava please Pumpkin, oh and some of your finest nibbles please

If I add a little extra salt...will it make you thirstier? Or is that your line?

Hey I've bagsayed (sp?) a stool at the bar so I'm here all night

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By *rotiquexxxMan
over a year ago

Unquenchable Desires

Vodka. Neat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou

Good call - although it's a little sweet for me. Gentleman Jack is a whole other ball game however...

I need a bit of sweetness, bring your man Jack and we can sit over in the corner and see who blasts the bottle first

Sounds like a plan, let's do this

Line the glasses up. We'll start with 5. Let's play a drinking game. Every innuendo innuendo we take a shot

I'm not sure I could get them all in at once

Come on now, we are hardened drinkers over here in the corner "

It was supposed to be my first innuendo - clearly my innuendo game needs work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a single malt and some warm hands to temper it.

Ohh I do like a nice Caol Ila if you're in Islay girl

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou

Good call - although it's a little sweet for me. Gentleman Jack is a whole other ball game however...

I need a bit of sweetness, bring your man Jack and we can sit over in the corner and see who blasts the bottle first

Sounds like a plan, let's do this

Line the glasses up. We'll start with 5. Let's play a drinking game. Every innuendo innuendo we take a shot

I'm not sure I could get them all in at once

Come on now, we are hardened drinkers over here in the corner

It was supposed to be my first innuendo - clearly my innuendo game needs work

Yeah!

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Vodka. Neat. "

Have you ever (just for the craic) attempted something neat through your eyeballs?

Don't know if it's an urban myth? I once drank a snakebite with a straw!

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

G&T would be my poison...

Although interested in what a vodka monster is...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou

Good call - although it's a little sweet for me. Gentleman Jack is a whole other ball game however...

I need a bit of sweetness, bring your man Jack and we can sit over in the corner and see who blasts the bottle first

Sounds like a plan, let's do this

Line the glasses up. We'll start with 5. Let's play a drinking game. Every innuendo innuendo we take a shot

I'm not sure I could get them all in at once

Come on now, we are hardened drinkers over here in the corner

It was supposed to be my first innuendo - clearly my innuendo game needs work

Yeah!

I'll get right to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will have a Dissarono & & of course a Pina Colada to finish off

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm doing shots! Teqilia - the one with the scorpion in the bottle?

Say I!!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou

Good call - although it's a little sweet for me. Gentleman Jack is a whole other ball game however...

I need a bit of sweetness, bring your man Jack and we can sit over in the corner and see who blasts the bottle first

Sounds like a plan, let's do this

Line the glasses up. We'll start with 5. Let's play a drinking game. Every innuendo innuendo we take a shot

I'm not sure I could get them all in at once

Come on now, we are hardened drinkers over here in the corner

It was supposed to be my first innuendo - clearly my innuendo game needs work

I was keeping up...2 shots down. Buck up Lionel. I can manage it alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky vimto or a porn star please...hold the ice it only gets in the way....or second thoughts il have the ice....always comes in handy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou

Good call - although it's a little sweet for me. Gentleman Jack is a whole other ball game however...

I need a bit of sweetness, bring your man Jack and we can sit over in the corner and see who blasts the bottle first

Sounds like a plan, let's do this

Line the glasses up. We'll start with 5. Let's play a drinking game. Every innuendo innuendo we take a shot

I'm not sure I could get them all in at once

Come on now, we are hardened drinkers over here in the corner

It was supposed to be my first innuendo - clearly my innuendo game needs work

I was keeping up...2 shots down. Buck up Lionel. I can manage it alone

Isn't it always more fun with someone to watch?

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Cheeky vimto or a porn star please...hold the ice it only gets in the way....or second thoughts il have the ice....always comes in handy

Yes! Yes it does!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou

Good call - although it's a little sweet for me. Gentleman Jack is a whole other ball game however...

I need a bit of sweetness, bring your man Jack and we can sit over in the corner and see who blasts the bottle first

Sounds like a plan, let's do this

Line the glasses up. We'll start with 5. Let's play a drinking game. Every innuendo innuendo we take a shot

I'm not sure I could get them all in at once

Come on now, we are hardened drinkers over here in the corner

It was supposed to be my first innuendo - clearly my innuendo game needs work

I was keeping up...2 shots down. Buck up Lionel. I can manage it alone

Isn't it always more fun with someone to watch?

Boom...straight in there.

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou

Good call - although it's a little sweet for me. Gentleman Jack is a whole other ball game however...

I need a bit of sweetness, bring your man Jack and we can sit over in the corner and see who blasts the bottle first

Sounds like a plan, let's do this

Line the glasses up. We'll start with 5. Let's play a drinking game. Every innuendo innuendo we take a shot

I'm not sure I could get them all in at once

Come on now, we are hardened drinkers over here in the corner

It was supposed to be my first innuendo - clearly my innuendo game needs work

I was keeping up...2 shots down. Buck up Lionel. I can manage it alone

Isn't it always more fun with someone to watch?

Voyeursdotcom just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou

Good call - although it's a little sweet for me. Gentleman Jack is a whole other ball game however...

I need a bit of sweetness, bring your man Jack and we can sit over in the corner and see who blasts the bottle first

Sounds like a plan, let's do this

Line the glasses up. We'll start with 5. Let's play a drinking game. Every innuendo innuendo we take a shot

I'm not sure I could get them all in at once

Come on now, we are hardened drinkers over here in the corner

It was supposed to be my first innuendo - clearly my innuendo game needs work

I was keeping up...2 shots down. Buck up Lionel. I can manage it alone

Isn't it always more fun with someone to watch?

Boom...straight in there.

Straight in or take it easy to start with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will have a pimms please

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Gosh!

You lot are Lushes!

;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I apologise for this but... cuppa tea please. Dash of milk. No sugar.

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I apologise for this but... cuppa tea please. Dash of milk. No sugar. "

Oh okay! Green tea? Or is Yorkshire okay?

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over a year ago

"I apologise for this but... cuppa tea please. Dash of milk. No sugar.

Oh okay! Green tea? Or is Yorkshire okay? "

Yorkshire is perfect but don't let the Lancashire lot know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No drinking for me I'd run you out of business lol just a nice mocktail (non alcoholic)

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou

Good call - although it's a little sweet for me. Gentleman Jack is a whole other ball game however...

I need a bit of sweetness, bring your man Jack and we can sit over in the corner and see who blasts the bottle first

Sounds like a plan, let's do this

Line the glasses up. We'll start with 5. Let's play a drinking game. Every innuendo innuendo we take a shot

I'm not sure I could get them all in at once

Come on now, we are hardened drinkers over here in the corner

It was supposed to be my first innuendo - clearly my innuendo game needs work

I was keeping up...2 shots down. Buck up Lionel. I can manage it alone

Isn't it always more fun with someone to watch?

Boom...straight in there.

Straight in or take it easy to start with?"

Go hard or go home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou

Good call - although it's a little sweet for me. Gentleman Jack is a whole other ball game however...

I need a bit of sweetness, bring your man Jack and we can sit over in the corner and see who blasts the bottle first

Sounds like a plan, let's do this

Line the glasses up. We'll start with 5. Let's play a drinking game. Every innuendo innuendo we take a shot

I'm not sure I could get them all in at once

Come on now, we are hardened drinkers over here in the corner

It was supposed to be my first innuendo - clearly my innuendo game needs work

I was keeping up...2 shots down. Buck up Lionel. I can manage it alone

Isn't it always more fun with someone to watch?

Boom...straight in there.

Straight in or take it easy to start with?

Go hard or go home"

I'll not be going home...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou

Good call - although it's a little sweet for me. Gentleman Jack is a whole other ball game however...

I need a bit of sweetness, bring your man Jack and we can sit over in the corner and see who blasts the bottle first

Sounds like a plan, let's do this

Line the glasses up. We'll start with 5. Let's play a drinking game. Every innuendo innuendo we take a shot

I'm not sure I could get them all in at once

Come on now, we are hardened drinkers over here in the corner

It was supposed to be my first innuendo - clearly my innuendo game needs work

I was keeping up...2 shots down. Buck up Lionel. I can manage it alone

Isn't it always more fun with someone to watch?

Boom...straight in there.

Straight in or take it easy to start with?

Go hard or go home

I'll not be going home..."

Drink up...there is innuendo here, I can smell it. You wait

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I apologise for this but... cuppa tea please. Dash of milk. No sugar.

Oh okay! Green tea? Or is Yorkshire okay?

Yorkshire is perfect but don't let the Lancashire lot know

Tina Titz is one of them! Allegedly. So we will whisper. I quite like her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm d*unk posting now.

I've had a Cosmopolitan, three glasses of red, brandy and something else that was jolly nice from Malaga. I also kissed the delicious bar man (poor thing only gave me the bill).

Your sentence structure is good for a d*unkard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I apologise for this but... cuppa tea please. Dash of milk. No sugar.

Oh okay! Green tea? Or is Yorkshire okay?

Yorkshire is perfect but don't let the Lancashire lot know

Tina Titz is one of them! Allegedly. So we will whisper. I quite like her! "

I'm a Lancashire lass who concedes that Yorkshire tea is lovely.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Been on the Stella's and had a couple of Dark & Stormy's.

That's my excuse for any future posts tonight.

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Well it's 6pm somewhere in the world so I've cracked open a bottle of Prosecco.

Anyone else gonna join me?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I fancy a single malt and some warm hands to temper it.

Ohh I do like a nice Caol Ila if you're in Islay girl

I've never tasted that one and I do like an Islay.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

A tall glass of iced water with fresh lime.

And someone to snuggle with please

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm d*unk posting now.

I've had a Cosmopolitan, three glasses of red, brandy and something else that was jolly nice from Malaga. I also kissed the delicious bar man (poor thing only gave me the bill).

Your sentence structure is good for a d*unkard

I rarely slur. Although, it has been said I talk even more nonsense than usual after a drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purple rain please

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

a bottle of butterscotch schnapps, no im not sharing, no i dont need a glass..my annual blow out..i shall take it to some warm comfy room somewhere with some tunes and not bother anyone..its been that kind of week x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I have a cold glass of Thatchers Gold please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey....I'll have a Babycham

Scratch that double Jager and vanilla Coke please

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By *xx1Man
over a year ago

Diva vodka and a tall slim glass for me please & leave the bottle, cheers x

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

Drink, Vodka, Girls, Fek, Arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup o t please. Strong (builders tea) no sugar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a bottle of butterscotch schnapps, no im not sharing, no i dont need a glass..my annual blow out..i shall take it to some warm comfy room somewhere with some tunes and not bother anyone..its been that kind of week x"

So you don't want your own personal butler and amateur chef at your beck-n-call?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou

Make that 2 bottles. Keep the glass.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Vodka. Neat.

Have you ever (just for the craic) attempted something neat through your eyeballs?

Don't know if it's an urban myth? I once drank a snakebite with a straw!

No but I've snorted neat vodka (not recommended) and downed five pints of beer (not straight off though) with glasses of baileys dropped in them, each pint followed by a double short. It was my leaving do & truck drivers kept buying me drinks..I wasn't very well the next day

So just a spiced rum & please, no ice, ta

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou

Make that 2 bottles. Keep the glass."

Hero-let's drink from the bottle and discuss tactics on how not to touch ourselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou

Make that 2 bottles. Keep the glass.

Hero-let's drink from the bottle and discuss tactics on how not to touch ourselves

Keyword is 'ourselves'.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou

Make that 2 bottles. Keep the glass.

Hero-let's drink from the bottle and discuss tactics on how not to touch ourselves

Keyword is 'ourselves'."

No...No!!!!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

So you don't want your own personal butler and amateur chef at your beck-n-call?"
getting pissed is such a rare occurrence (ive even avoided it again tonight) that no.i always do it deliberately and on my own..done it twice in my life..i don't process with people..its not their deal...x but ill have a cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you don't want your own personal butler and amateur chef at your beck-n-call?getting pissed is such a rare occurrence (ive even avoided it again tonight) that no.i always do it deliberately and on my own..done it twice in my life..i don't process with people..its not their deal...x but ill have a cup of tea

Consider it brewing

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

Consider it brewing

thank you xx

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