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Congratulations.
That must mean my millions i keep getting emails about,are on the way too.
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"Oh yeah,a big frilly dress id say with veil and a tiara
Congratulations.
That must mean my millions i keep getting emails about,are on the way too.
Miss"You can afford a diamond encrusted fascinator. Don't make it too big as it's my special day. The emphasis has to be on me. | |||
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"Awwww, congratulations. 
I'm a wedding photographer btw. "Brilliant. I hope Ivan is photogenic. | |||
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"Aah! Congrats OP.. Almost in tears of happiness for you here! Hey! Why can't you wear white "Wanna give me away? | |||
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"Oh yeah,a big frilly dress id say with veil and a tiara
Congratulations.
That must mean my millions i keep getting emails about,are on the way too.
Miss
You can afford a diamond encrusted fascinator. Don't make it too big as it's my special day. The emphasis has to be on me. "I promise to keep it low key | |||
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"Aah! Congrats OP.. Almost in tears of happiness for you here! Hey! Why can't you wear white
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"So I suppose this means I gotta start writing a speech then does it? "I will give you some pointers and ideas of what to say. Perhaps if I made a start on a couple of paragraphs, maybe some key sentences and words oh and the power point presentation. That's such a lovely offer. You're a star. | |||
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"Or am I jumping the gun? Found this in my email folder this morning. Go buy hats! If I find out you correctly, you look for for familiarity and the serious relation, also as well as I am dig for of it. I'm right? If it is properly, I desire to you rejoin to me and it will be signify that you wonder in me. I don't ken that to write you now, after all I am not sure, whether you will write to me and whether in general there are you in search of the amour. So I won't write you a lot about myself.. If you answer, I will compose to you surely and I will write to you more about myself. natch, it is difficult to compose the first lady and commence acquaintanceship it is probably not properly. But after all it is the Internet and even if you won't interested in me, anything bad doesn't happen. I'm right? But I am optimist and I will await for your message. Because you interested me and I would like to ken to you more. And who knows, this writting the first step to our dream is possible that, namely to find the half. I don't ken you and I have small doubts so I want to tell you at once that I treat familiarity seriously and I beg you belongs also. Because I wit that some compose only for the sake of entertainments and to have a good time. If you from these people, I ask not to write me. But I have feeling that you are the serious woman and that you will findout that I write in this letter and that I look for. I'm right? I will finalize and I will hope that you will compose to me. By the way my name Ivan. I will write in the following message if you answer me. Adios. Do I wear white? " You're marrying Borat?
You must be good on plow and have tight vazghin, not like wizard slieve.......
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"Awww I like weddings .. especially when I see them slip their fingers into each other's rings.. "Oh look! Innuendo! Innuendo everywhere. Let's keep it classy. I've dreamt of this moment all of the last hour. | |||
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"Or am I jumping the gun? Found this in my email folder this morning. Go buy hats! If I find out you correctly, you look for for familiarity and the serious relation, also as well as I am dig for of it. I'm right? If it is properly, I desire to you rejoin to me and it will be signify that you wonder in me. I don't ken that to write you now, after all I am not sure, whether you will write to me and whether in general there are you in search of the amour. So I won't write you a lot about myself.. If you answer, I will compose to you surely and I will write to you more about myself. natch, it is difficult to compose the first lady and commence acquaintanceship it is probably not properly. But after all it is the Internet and even if you won't interested in me, anything bad doesn't happen. I'm right? But I am optimist and I will await for your message. Because you interested me and I would like to ken to you more. And who knows, this writting the first step to our dream is possible that, namely to find the half. I don't ken you and I have small doubts so I want to tell you at once that I treat familiarity seriously and I beg you belongs also. Because I wit that some compose only for the sake of entertainments and to have a good time. If you from these people, I ask not to write me. But I have feeling that you are the serious woman and that you will findout that I write in this letter and that I look for. I'm right? I will finalize and I will hope that you will compose to me. By the way my name Ivan. I will write in the following message if you answer me. Adios. Do I wear white? You're marrying Borat?
You must be good on plow and have tight vazghin, not like wizard slieve.......
#hopeformeyet"Let's leave the wizard's sleeve out of it! I've been doing my kegals! | |||
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"Bags being a bridesmaid "Deffo Maid of Honour material. | |||
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"Or am I jumping the gun? Found this in my email folder this morning. Go buy hats! If I find out you correctly, you look for for familiarity and the serious relation, also as well as I am dig for of it. I'm right? If it is properly, I desire to you rejoin to me and it will be signify that you wonder in me. I don't ken that to write you now, after all I am not sure, whether you will write to me and whether in general there are you in search of the amour. So I won't write you a lot about myself.. If you answer, I will compose to you surely and I will write to you more about myself. natch, it is difficult to compose the first lady and commence acquaintanceship it is probably not properly. But after all it is the Internet and even if you won't interested in me, anything bad doesn't happen. I'm right? But I am optimist and I will await for your message. Because you interested me and I would like to ken to you more. And who knows, this writting the first step to our dream is possible that, namely to find the half. I don't ken you and I have small doubts so I want to tell you at once that I treat familiarity seriously and I beg you belongs also. Because I wit that some compose only for the sake of entertainments and to have a good time. If you from these people, I ask not to write me. But I have feeling that you are the serious woman and that you will findout that I write in this letter and that I look for. I'm right? I will finalize and I will hope that you will compose to me. By the way my name Ivan. I will write in the following message if you answer me. Adios. Do I wear white? You're marrying Borat?
You must be good on plow and have tight vazghin, not like wizard slieve.......
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Let's leave the wizard's sleeve out of it! I've been doing my kegals! "I'm hurt. You said you were marrying me. How long have you been seeing Ivan behind my back? 
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"Awww I like weddings .. especially when I see them slip their fingers into each other's rings..
Oh look! Innuendo! Innuendo everywhere.
Let's keep it classy. I've dreamt of this moment all of the last hour. "I like to slip one in ...if I can.. Classy is my middle name, I heard the groom say he was taking you to north Wales for the honeymoon... Well I think that's what he meant ...he said to the best man he was going to Bangor for two weeks.. | |||
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"Better not tell him you're on a swinging site. " I'm on a swinging site?
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"Better not tell him you're on a swinging site. I'm on a swinging site?
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"Or am I jumping the gun? Found this in my email folder this morning. Go buy hats! If I find out you correctly, you look for for familiarity and the serious relation, also as well as I am dig for of it. I'm right? If it is properly, I desire to you rejoin to me and it will be signify that you wonder in me. I don't ken that to write you now, after all I am not sure, whether you will write to me and whether in general there are you in search of the amour. So I won't write you a lot about myself.. If you answer, I will compose to you surely and I will write to you more about myself. natch, it is difficult to compose the first lady and commence acquaintanceship it is probably not properly. But after all it is the Internet and even if you won't interested in me, anything bad doesn't happen. I'm right? But I am optimist and I will await for your message. Because you interested me and I would like to ken to you more. And who knows, this writting the first step to our dream is possible that, namely to find the half. I don't ken you and I have small doubts so I want to tell you at once that I treat familiarity seriously and I beg you belongs also. Because I wit that some compose only for the sake of entertainments and to have a good time. If you from these people, I ask not to write me. But I have feeling that you are the serious woman and that you will findout that I write in this letter and that I look for. I'm right? I will finalize and I will hope that you will compose to me. By the way my name Ivan. I will write in the following message if you answer me. Adios. Do I wear white? You're marrying Borat?
You must be good on plow and have tight vazghin, not like wizard slieve.......
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Let's leave the wizard's sleeve out of it! I've been doing my kegals!
I'm hurt.
You said you were marrying me.
How long have you been seeing Ivan behind my back?
"It's literally felt like I've known him all my life but in reality just minutes. He offers what you cannot! | |||
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"And on an another positive note, this touching proposal has arrived just in time for you to coincide your hen party with your Alton Towers social. It must be fate!" I couldn't have timed it more perfectly even if I had manipulated the situation. | |||
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"Awww I like weddings .. especially when I see them slip their fingers into each other's rings..
Oh look! Innuendo! Innuendo everywhere.
Let's keep it classy. I've dreamt of this moment all of the last hour.
I like to slip one in ...if I can..
Classy is my middle name, I heard the groom say he was taking you to north Wales for the honeymoon... Well I think that's what he meant ...he said to the best man he was going to Bangor for two weeks.. "You're on a roll. I guess I did leave the innuendo door open... | |||
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"I am so happy for you. He sounds like a true romantic. " I'm over the moon. I was sure I'd die alone and be eaten by alsatians Bridget Jones style. | |||
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"Aww Pumpkin I'm made up for you!! May you have a long and happy life together! x" Aww thank you PB. Who'd of thought eh? Me a blushing bride? | |||
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"I am getting my kilt dry cleaned and pooch wants gone the ring barer "Ooh I do like a man in a kilt... No! I'm spoken for now. Faithful is my middle name. | |||
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"You've made me realise that I could re-direct all the emails regarding the millions I win (or get bequeathed to me) every day to those lovely Russian girls that want to marry me. That way I don't have to give them my bank details and they can soon pay out for their sick grandmothers' operations and afford the flight to London! I'll be off to Heathrow shortly..." Glad to be of service. | |||
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"Oh yeah,a big frilly dress id say with veil and a tiara
Congratulations.
That must mean my millions i keep getting emails about,are on the way too.
Miss
You can afford a diamond encrusted fascinator. Don't make it too big as it's my special day. The emphasis has to be on me. "Can I be a bridesmaid please! | |||
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"Oh yeah,a big frilly dress id say with veil and a tiara
Congratulations.
That must mean my millions i keep getting emails about,are on the way too.
Miss
You can afford a diamond encrusted fascinator. Don't make it too big as it's my special day. The emphasis has to be on me.
Can I be a bridesmaid please! "Absolutely. Do you have any suggestions as to a colour scheme? | |||
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"Oh yeah,a big frilly dress id say with veil and a tiara
Congratulations.
That must mean my millions i keep getting emails about,are on the way too.
Miss
You can afford a diamond encrusted fascinator. Don't make it too big as it's my special day. The emphasis has to be on me.
Can I be a bridesmaid please!
Absolutely. Do you have any suggestions as to a colour scheme? "Baby pink of course,with frou frou dresses. | |||
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"You've made me realise that I could re-direct all the emails regarding the millions I win (or get bequeathed to me) every day to those lovely Russian girls that want to marry me. That way I don't have to give them my bank details and they can soon pay out for their sick grandmothers' operations and afford the flight to London! I'll be off to Heathrow shortly... Glad to be of service. "Ah, if only you could be  | |||
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"Awww I like weddings .. especially when I see them slip their fingers into each other's rings..
Oh look! Innuendo! Innuendo everywhere.
Let's keep it classy. I've dreamt of this moment all of the last hour.
I like to slip one in ...if I can..
Classy is my middle name, I heard the groom say he was taking you to north Wales for the honeymoon... Well I think that's what he meant ...he said to the best man he was going to Bangor for two weeks..
You're on a roll.
I guess I did leave the innuendo door open...
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"Or am I jumping the gun? Found this in my email folder this morning. Go buy hats! If I find out you correctly, you look for for familiarity and the serious relation, also as well as I am dig for of it. I'm right? If it is properly, I desire to you rejoin to me and it will be signify that you wonder in me. I don't ken that to write you now, after all I am not sure, whether you will write to me and whether in general there are you in search of the amour. So I won't write you a lot about myself.. If you answer, I will compose to you surely and I will write to you more about myself. natch, it is difficult to compose the first lady and commence acquaintanceship it is probably not properly. But after all it is the Internet and even if you won't interested in me, anything bad doesn't happen. I'm right? But I am optimist and I will await for your message. Because you interested me and I would like to ken to you more. And who knows, this writting the first step to our dream is possible that, namely to find the half. I don't ken you and I have small doubts so I want to tell you at once that I treat familiarity seriously and I beg you belongs also. Because I wit that some compose only for the sake of entertainments and to have a good time. If you from these people, I ask not to write me. But I have feeling that you are the serious woman and that you will findout that I write in this letter and that I look for. I'm right? I will finalize and I will hope that you will compose to me. By the way my name Ivan. I will write in the following message if you answer me. Adios. Do I wear white? You're marrying Borat?
You must be good on plow and have tight vazghin, not like wizard slieve.......
#hopeformeyet
Let's leave the wizard's sleeve out of it! I've been doing my kegals!
I'm hurt.
You said you were marrying me.
How long have you been seeing Ivan behind my back?
It's literally felt like I've known him all my life but in reality just minutes.
He offers what you cannot! "But but but but but.......  | |||
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"Or am I jumping the gun? Found this in my email folder this morning. Go buy hats! If I find out you correctly, you look for for familiarity and the serious relation, also as well as I am dig for of it. I'm right? If it is properly, I desire to you rejoin to me and it will be signify that you wonder in me. I don't ken that to write you now, after all I am not sure, whether you will write to me and whether in general there are you in search of the amour. So I won't write you a lot about myself.. If you answer, I will compose to you surely and I will write to you more about myself. natch, it is difficult to compose the first lady and commence acquaintanceship it is probably not properly. But after all it is the Internet and even if you won't interested in me, anything bad doesn't happen. I'm right? But I am optimist and I will await for your message. Because you interested me and I would like to ken to you more. And who knows, this writting the first step to our dream is possible that, namely to find the half. I don't ken you and I have small doubts so I want to tell you at once that I treat familiarity seriously and I beg you belongs also. Because I wit that some compose only for the sake of entertainments and to have a good time. If you from these people, I ask not to write me. But I have feeling that you are the serious woman and that you will findout that I write in this letter and that I look for. I'm right? I will finalize and I will hope that you will compose to me. By the way my name Ivan. I will write in the following message if you answer me. Adios. Do I wear white? " What cracks me up is when I ask what nationality they are and they swear blind they are English....... | |||
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"Oh yeah,a big frilly dress id say with veil and a tiara
Congratulations.
That must mean my millions i keep getting emails about,are on the way too.
Miss
You can afford a diamond encrusted fascinator. Don't make it too big as it's my special day. The emphasis has to be on me.
Can I be a bridesmaid please!
Absolutely. Do you have any suggestions as to a colour scheme? "Silver and emerald green. Swap the colour so you have mostly silver and we have emerald, highlighting with white lace. Nails neutral and lips n eyes smokey shades to blend. X | |||
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"Or am I jumping the gun? Found this in my email folder this morning. Go buy hats! If I find out you correctly, you look for for familiarity and the serious relation, also as well as I am dig for of it. I'm right? If it is properly, I desire to you rejoin to me and it will be signify that you wonder in me. I don't ken that to write you now, after all I am not sure, whether you will write to me and whether in general there are you in search of the amour. So I won't write you a lot about myself.. If you answer, I will compose to you surely and I will write to you more about myself. natch, it is difficult to compose the first lady and commence acquaintanceship it is probably not properly. But after all it is the Internet and even if you won't interested in me, anything bad doesn't happen. I'm right? But I am optimist and I will await for your message. Because you interested me and I would like to ken to you more. And who knows, this writting the first step to our dream is possible that, namely to find the half. I don't ken you and I have small doubts so I want to tell you at once that I treat familiarity seriously and I beg you belongs also. Because I wit that some compose only for the sake of entertainments and to have a good time. If you from these people, I ask not to write me. But I have feeling that you are the serious woman and that you will findout that I write in this letter and that I look for. I'm right? I will finalize and I will hope that you will compose to me. By the way my name Ivan. I will write in the following message if you answer me. Adios. Do I wear white? " Thanks for the invite lol
I've My Own Wedding to prepare for and I'm too busy (I could get some tips though,lols) . | |||
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"Awww I like weddings .. especially when I see them slip their fingers into each other's rings..
Oh look! Innuendo! Innuendo everywhere.
Let's keep it classy. I've dreamt of this moment all of the last hour.
I like to slip one in ...if I can..
Classy is my middle name, I heard the groom say he was taking you to north Wales for the honeymoon... Well I think that's what he meant ...he said to the best man he was going to Bangor for two weeks..
You're on a roll.
I guess I did leave the innuendo door open...
Trust a man to slip in through a back door "Back door... Nooooo.. I want to take her up the aisle ..
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"Aww Pumpkin I'm made up for you!! May you have a long and happy life together! x" Washing cars | |||
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"Or am I jumping the gun? Found this in my email folder this morning. Go buy hats! If I find out you correctly, you look for for familiarity and the serious relation, also as well as I am dig for of it. I'm right? If it is properly, I desire to you rejoin to me and it will be signify that you wonder in me. I don't ken that to write you now, after all I am not sure, whether you will write to me and whether in general there are you in search of the amour. So I won't write you a lot about myself.. If you answer, I will compose to you surely and I will write to you more about myself. natch, it is difficult to compose the first lady and commence acquaintanceship it is probably not properly. But after all it is the Internet and even if you won't interested in me, anything bad doesn't happen. I'm right? But I am optimist and I will await for your message. Because you interested me and I would like to ken to you more. And who knows, this writting the first step to our dream is possible that, namely to find the half. I don't ken you and I have small doubts so I want to tell you at once that I treat familiarity seriously and I beg you belongs also. Because I wit that some compose only for the sake of entertainments and to have a good time. If you from these people, I ask not to write me. But I have feeling that you are the serious woman and that you will findout that I write in this letter and that I look for. I'm right? I will finalize and I will hope that you will compose to me. By the way my name Ivan. I will write in the following message if you answer me. Adios. Do I wear white? " Seems written in pigeon Scottish! lol! Go on girl, get ye to Gretna Green! | |||
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"Congratulations if its a fab wedding shouldn't we dress in white ties only for the men and garters for the ladies and a full length vail only for the lovely bride I'd love an invite to a naked wedding. " Yep agree mate! And just think of the fucking reception afterwards! Literally! There could be a special ritual where all the male guests gangbang the bride after the first "dance" and the groom gets to screw each of the female guests! The speeches could be as saucy as the... well, sauce! Well, if this is the first fab wedding, I hope we're all invited to cum! | |||
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