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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

The idea is you write a scenario, as weird or wonderful as you like, and ask "what's your excuse?"

The next person gives an excuse and writes a new scenario.

You are caught in the kitchen of a hotel at which you do not have a room, at 3am, wearing nothing but a bathrobe and wellies. You are holding a black forest gateau.

What's your excuse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep walking... i keep having a reoccurring dream im Hugh Hefner and im wearing my smoking jacket... in the dream though it was Glastonbury festival and it was one of the girls birthdays..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The idea is you write a scenario, as weird or wonderful as you like, and ask "what's your excuse?"

The next person gives an excuse and writes a new scenario.

You are caught in the kitchen of a hotel at which you do not have a room, at 3am, wearing nothing but a bathrobe and wellies. You are holding a black forest gateau.

What's your excuse?"

Government cake inspector. Suprise visit

You are naked on the steps to a police station holding a small monkey and a bottle of bleach at 4 o'clock in the afternoon....what's your excuse?

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

Someone stole my clothes when I was receiving a blowjob from some random chubby girl...I managed to find those items which had been recently fly tipped and was attempting to barter them for a constable's uniform. I may have succeeded if the police station hadn't closed at three due to lack of funds.

You are on your knees amongst a large group of people in a church on Sunday morning. The priest has just placed something in your mouth and is urging you to swallow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone stole my clothes when I was receiving a blowjob from some random chubby girl...I managed to find those items which had been recently fly tipped and was attempting to barter them for a constable's uniform. I may have succeeded if the police station hadn't closed at three due to lack of funds.

You are on your knees amongst a large group of people in a church on Sunday morning. The priest has just placed something in your mouth and is urging you to swallow.

"

Acting out a fantasy and loving it

You wake up with a butt plug well and truly inside , a face full of cum , and in a room you're not familiar with .... What's your excuse ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone stole my clothes when I was receiving a blowjob from some random chubby girl...I managed to find those items which had been recently fly tipped and was attempting to barter them for a constable's uniform. I may have succeeded if the police station hadn't closed at three due to lack of funds.

You are on your knees amongst a large group of people in a church on Sunday morning. The priest has just placed something in your mouth and is urging you to swallow.

Acting out a fantasy and loving it

You wake up with a butt plug well and truly inside , a face full of cum , and in a room you're not familiar with .... What's your excuse ?"

I was pissed and someone said 'double dare ya'

There's a YouPorn video doing the rounds showing you up to all sorts of wild shit with a cheap blow up rubber doll......what's your excuse

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Someone stole my clothes when I was receiving a blowjob from some random chubby girl...I managed to find those items which had been recently fly tipped and was attempting to barter them for a constable's uniform. I may have succeeded if the police station hadn't closed at three due to lack of funds.

You are on your knees amongst a large group of people in a church on Sunday morning. The priest has just placed something in your mouth and is urging you to swallow.

Acting out a fantasy and loving it

You wake up with a butt plug well and truly inside , a face full of cum , and in a room you're not familiar with .... What's your excuse ?"

I was out drinking one night in Gloucester.....

You find yourself on the top desk of a bus, naked, covered in chocolate, holding a half eaten tangerine and a model R2-D2.... what's your excuse?

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

One to many vodkas and sabrina is hopefully bringing coffees for round two

Driving about with no undies on the motorway flashing truckers but a copper catches you..whats your excuse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One to many vodkas and sabrina is hopefully bringing coffees for round two

Driving about with no undies on the motorway flashing truckers but a copper catches you..whats your excuse? "

It's really hot in here and the AC isn't working.

You find yourself shopping naked in Marks and Spencer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One to many vodkas and sabrina is hopefully bringing coffees for round two

Driving about with no undies on the motorway flashing truckers but a copper catches you..whats your excuse? "

I'm gonna claim incontinence and I was drying them on the heater.

Your partners just come home to find you chained to the radiator with a ball gag in your mouth, and your covered in feathers..............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi. You skipped me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi. You skipped me "

Typing them out at the same time, mine have all been skipped

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

it's too hard! long replies = loads of skipping lol

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"One to many vodkas and sabrina is hopefully bringing coffees for round two

Driving about with no undies on the motorway flashing truckers but a copper catches you..whats your excuse?

I'm gonna claim incontinence and I was drying them on the heater.

Your partners just come home to find you chained to the radiator with a ball gag in your mouth, and your covered in feathers.............."

I was minding my own business when a gang of violent chickens broke into the house, beat me up and robbed me, I tried to fight back, hence the feathers, but I was out numbered and they chained me to the radiator! Then I tried to call for help so they gagged me and stole my clothes.

You're in the supermarket and security ask you to leave for deep throating the cucumbers. What's your excuse?

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"One to many vodkas and sabrina is hopefully bringing coffees for round two

Driving about with no undies on the motorway flashing truckers but a copper catches you..whats your excuse?

I'm gonna claim incontinence and I was drying them on the heater.

Your partners just come home to find you chained to the radiator with a ball gag in your mouth, and your covered in feathers..............

I was minding my own business when a gang of violent chickens broke into the house, beat me up and robbed me, I tried to fight back, hence the feathers, but I was out numbered and they chained me to the radiator! Then I tried to call for help so they gagged me and stole my clothes.

You're in the supermarket and security ask you to leave for deep throating the cucumbers. What's your excuse?

"

I've got hayfever and the back of my throat was itchy.

Video of you dressed as Lady Gaga, invading the stage at the Labour Party conference and singing Girls Just Wanna Have Fun in Swedish is posted on YouTube.

Your family want to know what happened. What's your excuse?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Video of you dressed as Lady Gaga, invading the stage at the Labour Party conference and singing Girls Just Wanna Have Fun in Swedish is posted on YouTube.

Your family want to know what happened. What's your excuse"

I would need no excuse. I was merely pointing out that equalism as represented by the Labour party is being eroded by all the current infighting and using humour to make my point (trust me, me dressed as Lady Gaga would be funny). Oh, and I chose Swedish since they are a remarkably equal nation in terms of gender policies.

I have no additional scenario to offer though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

What's your excuse?"

Sir excuse for what sir!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I have no excuse. I'm a warning

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Video of you dressed as Lady Gaga, invading the stage at the Labour Party conference and singing Girls Just Wanna Have Fun in Swedish is posted on YouTube.

Your family want to know what happened. What's your excuse

I would need no excuse. I was merely pointing out that equalism as represented by the Labour party is being eroded by all the current infighting and using humour to make my point (trust me, me dressed as Lady Gaga would be funny). Oh, and I chose Swedish since they are a remarkably equal nation in terms of gender policies.

I have no additional scenario to offer though."

You killed my game!

What's your excuse?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"One to many vodkas and sabrina is hopefully bringing coffees for round two

Driving about with no undies on the motorway flashing truckers but a copper catches you..whats your excuse?

I'm gonna claim incontinence and I was drying them on the heater.

Your partners just come home to find you chained to the radiator with a ball gag in your mouth, and your covered in feathers..............

I was minding my own business when a gang of violent chickens broke into the house, beat me up and robbed me, I tried to fight back, hence the feathers, but I was out numbered and they chained me to the radiator! Then I tried to call for help so they gagged me and stole my clothes.

You're in the supermarket and security ask you to leave for deep throating the cucumbers. What's your excuse?

I've got hayfever and the back of my throat was itchy.

Video of you dressed as Lady Gaga, invading the stage at the Labour Party conference and singing Girls Just Wanna Have Fun in Swedish is posted on YouTube.

Your family want to know what happened. What's your excuse?"

I tell them that I misunderstood when they said go all IKEA and stand inside the cabinet.

You are trying to sneak out of a meets house at 3a.m. Before getting dressed you peep out of the door to check that your car is still there. The door shuts behind you and you walk home with just a small branch to cover your genitals. As dawn approaches you bump into a trio of nuns on their way to morning prayers...... your excuse is ???

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"One to many vodkas and sabrina is hopefully bringing coffees for round two

Driving about with no undies on the motorway flashing truckers but a copper catches you..whats your excuse?

I'm gonna claim incontinence and I was drying them on the heater.

Your partners just come home to find you chained to the radiator with a ball gag in your mouth, and your covered in feathers..............

I was minding my own business when a gang of violent chickens broke into the house, beat me up and robbed me, I tried to fight back, hence the feathers, but I was out numbered and they chained me to the radiator! Then I tried to call for help so they gagged me and stole my clothes.

You're in the supermarket and security ask you to leave for deep throating the cucumbers. What's your excuse?

I've got hayfever and the back of my throat was itchy.

Video of you dressed as Lady Gaga, invading the stage at the Labour Party conference and singing Girls Just Wanna Have Fun in Swedish is posted on YouTube.

Your family want to know what happened. What's your excuse?

I tell them that I misunderstood when they said go all IKEA and stand inside the cabinet.

You are trying to sneak out of a meets house at 3a.m. Before getting dressed you peep out of the door to check that your car is still there. The door shuts behind you and you walk home with just a small branch to cover your genitals. As dawn approaches you bump into a trio of nuns on their way to morning prayers...... your excuse is ???"

Good morning Sisters. Please forgive my appearance. I knew I shouldn't have eaten that apple. I don't suppose you've seen a man missing a rib pass this way have you?

You are caught by a member of cabin crew, trying to sneak into the toilets of an airbourne passenger 'plane, with another person. Having warned you if you were trying to join the Mile High Club she'd have to have you arrested upon landing, she asks what you are doing.

What's your excuse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One to many vodkas and sabrina is hopefully bringing coffees for round two

Driving about with no undies on the motorway flashing truckers but a copper catches you..whats your excuse?

I'm gonna claim incontinence and I was drying them on the heater.

Your partners just come home to find you chained to the radiator with a ball gag in your mouth, and your covered in feathers..............

I was minding my own business when a gang of violent chickens broke into the house, beat me up and robbed me, I tried to fight back, hence the feathers, but I was out numbered and they chained me to the radiator! Then I tried to call for help so they gagged me and stole my clothes.

You're in the supermarket and security ask you to leave for deep throating the cucumbers. What's your excuse?

I've got hayfever and the back of my throat was itchy.

Video of you dressed as Lady Gaga, invading the stage at the Labour Party conference and singing Girls Just Wanna Have Fun in Swedish is posted on YouTube.

Your family want to know what happened. What's your excuse?

I tell them that I misunderstood when they said go all IKEA and stand inside the cabinet.

You are trying to sneak out of a meets house at 3a.m. Before getting dressed you peep out of the door to check that your car is still there. The door shuts behind you and you walk home with just a small branch to cover your genitals. As dawn approaches you bump into a trio of nuns on their way to morning prayers...... your excuse is ???"

This would be another fantasy scenario come true ! Especially if the nuns were horny

Our excuse would be that the meet we just had didn't cut the ice , so we were looking out for exactly what we just found , so let's go back to the church for an orgy

You wake up in bed alone , with half a dozen used condoms strewn across the floor .

Beside you is a thank you card from six of the seven dwarves .... What's your excuse ?

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"One to many vodkas and sabrina is hopefully bringing coffees for round two

Driving about with no undies on the motorway flashing truckers but a copper catches you..whats your excuse?

I'm gonna claim incontinence and I was drying them on the heater.

Your partners just come home to find you chained to the radiator with a ball gag in your mouth, and your covered in feathers..............

I was minding my own business when a gang of violent chickens broke into the house, beat me up and robbed me, I tried to fight back, hence the feathers, but I was out numbered and they chained me to the radiator! Then I tried to call for help so they gagged me and stole my clothes.

You're in the supermarket and security ask you to leave for deep throating the cucumbers. What's your excuse?

I've got hayfever and the back of my throat was itchy.

Video of you dressed as Lady Gaga, invading the stage at the Labour Party conference and singing Girls Just Wanna Have Fun in Swedish is posted on YouTube.

Your family want to know what happened. What's your excuse?

I tell them that I misunderstood when they said go all IKEA and stand inside the cabinet.

You are trying to sneak out of a meets house at 3a.m. Before getting dressed you peep out of the door to check that your car is still there. The door shuts behind you and you walk home with just a small branch to cover your genitals. As dawn approaches you bump into a trio of nuns on their way to morning prayers...... your excuse is ???

This would be another fantasy scenario come true ! Especially if the nuns were horny

Our excuse would be that the meet we just had didn't cut the ice , so we were looking out for exactly what we just found , so let's go back to the church for an orgy

You wake up in bed alone , with half a dozen used condoms strewn across the floor .

Beside you is a thank you card from six of the seven dwarves .... What's your excuse ?"

I used to be Snow White but I drifted.

It was only 6 because bashful couldn't perform in a group.

You wake up naked, lying in the middle of a field, covered in lipstick marks. A herd of cows and a farmer are standing around you, watching with curiosity.

What's your excuse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone covered us both in chocolate and threw us into a truck full of lesbians ..... The truck pulled up in the field and offloaded us leaving us unconscious , but very happy !

A certain guy wakes up to find a pair of panties deep up his arse , with an oversized butt plug keeping them in .... Your fingerprints are found all over the butt plug ..... What's your excuse ?

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Someone covered us both in chocolate and threw us into a truck full of lesbians ..... The truck pulled up in the field and offloaded us leaving us unconscious , but very happy !

A certain guy wakes up to find a pair of panties deep up his arse , with an oversized butt plug keeping them in .... Your fingerprints are found all over the butt plug ..... What's your excuse ?

"

I forgot to wear gloves. Oops.

You are escorted from your local supermarket for trying to shoplift a large marrow, a can of Crisco cooking oil, a roll of cling film, a dozen tubes of toothpaste and a selfie stick.

What's your excuse?

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By *hyblueEyesMan
over a year ago

Daventry


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You are escorted from your local supermarket for trying to shoplift a large marrow, a can of Crisco cooking oil, a roll of cling film, a dozen tubes of toothpaste and a selfie stick.

What's your excuse?"

I was building a house for the local homeless man.

"Your partner comes home to find two empty champagne glasses on the table. An empty bottle of poppers, a cardboard tube and a hamster running around the floor. On inspecting a noise from the kitchen they open the oven door and a naked dwarf jumps out......what's your excuse?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Someone covered us both in chocolate and threw us into a truck full of lesbians ..... The truck pulled up in the field and offloaded us leaving us unconscious , but very happy !

A certain guy wakes up to find a pair of panties deep up his arse , with an oversized butt plug keeping them in .... Your fingerprints are found all over the butt plug ..... What's your excuse ?

I forgot to wear gloves. Oops.

You are escorted from your local supermarket for trying to shoplift a large marrow, a can of Crisco cooking oil, a roll of cling film, a dozen tubes of toothpaste and a selfie stick.

What's your excuse?"

All said items were on 2 for 1 and they seemed like a bargain at the time

You were caught trying to steal a Zebra from a Zoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone covered us both in chocolate and threw us into a truck full of lesbians ..... The truck pulled up in the field and offloaded us leaving us unconscious , but very happy !

A certain guy wakes up to find a pair of panties

deep up his arse , with an oversized butt plug keeping them in .... Your fingerprints are found all over the butt plug ..... What's your excuse ?

I forgot to wear gloves. Oops.

You are escorted from your local supermarket for trying to shoplift a large marrow, a can of Crisco cooking oil, a roll of cling film, a dozen tubes of toothpaste and a selfie stick.

What's your excuse?

All said items were on 2 for 1 and they seemed like a bargain at the time

You were caught trying to steal a Zebra from a Zoo "

i needed a new handbag and of course black/white just happens to be my colour

your in the middle of Trafalgar square in just your lime green undies feeding the pidgions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for a pet pigeon, and if they can smuggle budgies in Speeders....

You are driving a pristine Austin Allegro with crocheted cushions on the rear parcel shelf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speedos dammit!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"

You are escorted from your local supermarket for trying to shoplift a large marrow, a can of Crisco cooking oil, a roll of cling film, a dozen tubes of toothpaste and a selfie stick.

What's your excuse?

I was building a house for the local homeless man.

"Your partner comes home to find two empty champagne glasses on the table. An empty bottle of poppers, a cardboard tube and a hamster running around the floor. On inspecting a noise from the kitchen they open the oven door and a naked dwarf jumps out......what's your excuse?"

I couldn't find the sherry glasses.

You are typing away at your desk when a patient comes in. She drops her car keys and bends only to find you trouserless and the last three patients licking your shaft, lapping your helmet and sucking your balls ....... she is startled but ....

What's your excuse ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've developed a new way to take patients temperature

You are found standing at a bus stop only wearing flip flops and carrying a lilo....

What's your excuse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've developed a new way to take patients temperature

You are found standing at a bus stop only wearing flip flops and carrying a lilo....

What's your excuse?"

damn sleep walking again

you wake up naked in the person aboves bed whats your excuse?

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