FabSwingers.com forum: You have £1,000 left...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...and it's your last day on earth. What do you do with it?

Let the games begin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penny sweets, lots of penny sweets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First, I'd be amazed that I'd got £1000

After getting over that shock, there's no point spending it on something I couldn't make use of for the day so I'd probably just go and stick it all on red at the roulette table. Just to say I'd done it once.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Ooh if it's my last day on Earth, I'd go to Thomas Cook and exchange it for Martian Dollars. Is that where I'm going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give it away....If it's my last day then I'd spend it appreciating what a beautiful world we live in away from all the commercial bollocks that ruins us.

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'd be bloody thrilled if i had a grand lol

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Give it away....If it's my last day then I'd spend it appreciating what a beautiful world we live in away from all the commercial bollocks that ruins us."

Wise words. Can also do that if it's not your last day too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh if it's my last day on Earth, I'd go to Thomas Cook and exchange it for Martian Dollars. Is that where I'm going?

Err.

Sure..

(Tries not to break the news about the apocolypse to her)

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Ooh if it's my last day on Earth, I'd go to Thomas Cook and exchange it for Martian Dollars. Is that where I'm going?

Err.

Sure..

(Tries not to break the news about the apocolypse to her)"

Or him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh if it's my last day on Earth, I'd go to Thomas Cook and exchange it for Martian Dollars. Is that where I'm going?

Err.

Sure..

(Tries not to break the news about the apocolypse to her)

Or him

(Tries not to break the news about the apocolypse to him)

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Give it to someone more in need of it than me.. and go for a walk in the countryside or on a beach.. Maybe both hey I'll maybe keep fifty quid back for travel and a bag of chips and an ice cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give it away....If it's my last day then I'd spend it appreciating what a beautiful world we live in away from all the commercial bollocks that ruins us."

Nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give it to someone more in need of it than me.. and go for a walk in the countryside or on a beach.. Maybe both hey I'll maybe keep fifty quid back for travel and a bag of chips and an ice cream"

Sounds like a great plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

invest it obviously!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Penny sweets, lots of penny sweets "

Fizzy Cola?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"invest it obviously!"

..in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"invest it obviously!"

It's your last day on earth and you would invest it...

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Penny sweets, lots of penny sweets "

1 million penny sweets and a calculator

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"invest it obviously!

..in?"

Apocolypse avoiding spacecraft technology.

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

Never gone down the pay for a fuck route...but if it was my last day I reckon I would crack a deal with the best looking pair of female twins I could find to suck my cock for the entire day.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Erm if it really was the apocalypse I don't think money would really be worth anything (even a grand) what with all the looting, shagging and debauchery going on.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"invest it obviously!

..in?

Apocolypse avoiding spacecraft technology."

Twilight zone theme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Split it between my children.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"invest it obviously!

..in?"

some get rich quick scheme from nigeria...my god, no wonder you lot are penniless. My cheques arriving tonight for £350,000 in unclaimed inheritance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it in a savers account for my lil man then spend the day doing everything he loves (so basically running around like a lunatic, find stones and bringing them home and go look at a train oh to be a care free toddler)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Erm if it really was the apocalypse I don't think money would really be worth anything (even a grand) what with all the looting, shagging and debauchery going on....."

Here's the twist.

Only you know about the apocolypse.

Everyone else is doing their usual thing. Same old routine.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Yes, let's get it back in line. Can't be the apocolypse, got to be YOUR last day for the thread to work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take the kids out for a picnic. Buy all the treats and just have fun nothing expensive x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put it in a savers account for my lil man then spend the day doing everything he loves (so basically running around like a lunatic, find stones and bringing them home and go look at a train oh to be a care free toddler) "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes, let's get it back in line. Can't be the apocolypse, got to be YOUR last day for the thread to work."

Haha

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By *ackdd72Man
over a year ago

the valleys

"Erm if it really was the apocalypse I don't think money would really be worth anything (even a grand) what with all the looting, shagging and debauchery going on.....

Here's the twist.

Only you know about the apocolypse.

Everyone else is doing their usual thing. Same old routine."

Pay a thousand off my mortgage and tell them they can have the rest tomorrow

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Give it away....If it's my last day then I'd spend it appreciating what a beautiful world we live in away from all the commercial bollocks that ruins us."

I'd walk down to the river & sit watching the birds on the saltflats & lie on my back watching the fluffy clouds roll on by..It's what I do anyway when feeling shit, not gonna change the habits for my last day, the money the kids can have.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give it away....If it's my last day then I'd spend it appreciating what a beautiful world we live in away from all the commercial bollocks that ruins us.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Erm if it really was the apocalypse I don't think money would really be worth anything (even a grand) what with all the looting, shagging and debauchery going on.....

Here's the twist.

Only you know about the apocolypse.

Everyone else is doing their usual thing. Same old routine.

Pay a thousand off my mortgage and tell them they can have the rest tomorrow

No! The world is ending! Don't pay off your mortgage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give it to my best friend and tell her to spoil her kids and enjoy it

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

"Erm if it really was the apocalypse I don't think money would really be worth anything (even a grand) what with all the looting, shagging and debauchery going on.....

Here's the twist.

Only you know about the apocolypse.

Everyone else is doing their usual thing. Same old routine.

Pay a thousand off my mortgage and tell them they can have the rest tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...and it's your last day on earth. What do you do with it?

Let the games begin

Caribbean Islands Cruise and get Some of My Heritage in Me just before My last day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyway the serious answer? if the worlds ending, £1k can be used to wipe my arse..more things to think about.

if it is MY last day, give the money to those in need(spreading it around)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"anyway the serious answer? if the worlds ending, £1k can be used to wipe my arse..more things to think about.

if it is MY last day, give the money to those in need(spreading it around)"

Good answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give it away....If it's my last day then I'd spend it appreciating what a beautiful world we live in away from all the commercial bollocks that ruins us."
shame you don't like fat birds.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Single guys, come on! No one is really buying it that you are giving it away to the fluffy kitten charity whilst admiring the sunset lol

Get the real answers posted !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single guys, come on! No one is really buying it that you are giving it away to the fluffy kitten charity whilst admiring the sunset lol

Get the real answers posted !

Hah this tickled me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drugs and alcohol. A days partying with no tomorrow to worry about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single guys, come on! No one is really buying it that you are giving it away to the fluffy kitten charity whilst admiring the sunset lol

Get the real answers posted !

that was my real answer I'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spend it on a high class hooker for an hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drugs and alcohol. A days partying with no tomorrow to worry about

Spot on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have £1,000 left..."

I wish!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have £1,000 left...

I wish!

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By *corpio67Man
over a year ago

hillingdon

"Split it between my children.

And love to see their faces when they realise they have to p40% tax!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Split it between my children.

And love to see their faces when they realise they have to p40% tax!"

didn't think of that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id ring up all me mates on fabs , inviting them to come and party with me , and pay for a party limo to just drive around as we all got naked ,....... Oh. And chocolate , definately buy some chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Write a few notes to people who have been there for me .... Put some money in the envelopes..... Organise a weird and wonderful cake for my funeral and pay for it... Pay for people's groceries without them knowing and just sit and watch that.... Ask someone to make love to me and die in my sleep X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Write a few notes to people who have been there for me .... Put some money in the envelopes..... Organise a weird and wonderful cake for my funeral and pay for it... Pay for people's groceries without them knowing and just sit and watch that.... Ask someone to make love to me and die in my sleep X "

Ah, that's nice

[Removes some dirt from his eye]

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Give it to someone more in need of it than me.. and go for a walk in the countryside or on a beach.. Maybe both hey I'll maybe keep fifty quid back for travel and a bag of chips and an ice cream"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would hunt the c@$t that stole the rest of my money.....

Judgement day and all that. Oh and a cigar. I would buy a cigar, no 2 cigars. And a bottle of bourbon...2 bottles of bourbon. And I would ride Nathan the giraffe around post apocalyptic bristol.... yeah shit like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would hunt the c@$t that stole the rest of my money.....

Wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd buy a nice watch and look at the time all day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd buy a nice watch and look at the time all day"

Bit strange but it's your money and your day. Ha

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Give it all to charity

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Give it all to charity "

I mean, who cares? The world's ending!

*runs about screaming, looting and killing*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give it all to charity

I mean, who cares? The world's ending!

*runs about screaming, looting and killing*"

....killing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give it all to charity

I mean, who cares? The world's ending!

*runs about screaming, looting and killing*

....killing?

Joe's a killer..... don't ask... he's like a retired hit man or a hit... honestly he would kill to return to that past...oh wait...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

....slowly dials 999

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By *reygorCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

have a vindiloo cury 15 pints cider and wipe my arse with fifty pound notes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"have a vindiloo cury 15 pints cider and wipe my arse with fifty pound notes "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand it over to some homeless person

if its my last day on earth then id want to do a last good deed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hand it over to some homeless person

if its my last day on earth then id want to do a last good deed"

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By *reygorCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

"have a vindiloo cury 15 pints cider and wipe my arse with fifty pound notes "
sorry forgot have a wank over rachel riley with what ever was left.so i could cum into money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much are chomps these days ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it all on Kiss my arse in the 3.50 at Newbury.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much are chomps these days ?

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Party with my favorite music, favorite tipples, food and people.

Then once they've gone, big orgy. A sexy orgy. Not one where everyone just pumps away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invest in something for the kids. Failing that give it to a charity.

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