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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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It has been noticed, by myself and Smoothie that there is a considerable amount of Scottie tottie

Now, I'm rather partial to a kilt and a wee dram of whiskey.

Who's coming with?

And who wants to flash us the goods they are hiding behind that sporran?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me a whisky and I'll happily lift my sporran. Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

er..I'll never wear a kilt because of my knob...............ly knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh i didn't see that you'd started one too

Yes gentleman raise your kilts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

come by newcastle on your way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"come by newcastle on your way

Seeing as you asked so nice

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"It has been noticed, by myself and Smoothie that there is a considerable amount of Scottie tottie

Now, I'm rather partial to a kilt and a wee dram of whiskey.

Who's coming with?

And who wants to flash us the goods they are hiding behind that sporran?"

Whiskey with an "e" is not Scottish!!!

We're all mad up here btw x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drops kebab..hoikes up ma tracky bottoms and grabs the buck fast and heads for the border

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"It has been noticed, by myself and Smoothie that there is a considerable amount of Scottie tottie

Now, I'm rather partial to a kilt and a wee dram of whiskey.

Who's coming with?

And who wants to flash us the goods they are hiding behind that sporran?

Whiskey with an "e" is not Scottish!!!

We're all mad up here btw x"

Stupid Japanese phone...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It has been noticed, by myself and Smoothie that there is a considerable amount of Scottie tottie

Now, I'm rather partial to a kilt and a wee dram of whiskey.

Who's coming with?

And who wants to flash us the goods they are hiding behind that sporran?

Whiskey with an "e" is not Scottish!!!

We're all mad up here btw x"

That does my box in adding the e in whisky. Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop off here in your way

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Stop off here in your way

Are you cumming?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Drops kebab..hoikes up ma tracky bottoms and grabs the buck fast and heads for the border

better grabbing your passport than the buckie (absolutely vile stuff) x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Stop off here in your way

Are you cumming? "

nah, he's not on the vinegar stroke yet x

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

If you're off to Scotland, drop me in the Midlands, there are lots of hotties there to devour. And with all you lot gone I can fill my boots! Mwahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drops kebab..hoikes up ma tracky bottoms and grabs the buck fast and heads for the border

better grabbing your passport than the buckie (absolutely vile stuff) x "

shhh..am glugging some now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drops kebab..hoikes up ma tracky bottoms and grabs the buck fast and heads for the border

better grabbing your passport than the buckie (absolutely vile stuff) x

shhh..am glugging some now

in fact I've just realized it actually tastes like monks bum juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop off here in your way

Are you cumming? "

Not quite as easily as that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It has been noticed, by myself and Smoothie that there is a considerable amount of Scottie tottie

Now, I'm rather partial to a kilt and a wee dram of whiskey.

Who's coming with?

And who wants to flash us the goods they are hiding behind that sporran?"

Madame, you will be made very welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh even I have a kilt ,, Welsh st David's tartan

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"It has been noticed, by myself and Smoothie that there is a considerable amount of Scottie tottie

Now, I'm rather partial to a kilt and a wee dram of whiskey.

Who's coming with?

And who wants to flash us the goods they are hiding behind that sporran?

Madame, you will be made very welcome

Oh, get brewing

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Roadtrip to Scotland for hottie hunting?

Count me in!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Roadtrip to Scotland for hottie hunting?

Count me in!"

Jump aboard x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roadtrip to Scotland for hottie hunting?

Count me in!

Jump aboard x"

Swing by Birmingham first, I'll whoop you in a dance off then you can go drown your sorrows in Scotland.

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By *ripleXrateDWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I dont have a kilt but I've got a little tartan mini skirt that I'm happy to get lifted lol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roadtrip to Scotland for hottie hunting?

Count me in!

Jump aboard x

Swing by Birmingham first, I'll whoop you in a dance off then you can go drown your sorrows in Scotland. "

Hatter come to Scotland for tea

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Roadtrip to Scotland for hottie hunting?

Count me in!

Jump aboard x

Swing by Birmingham first, I'll whoop you in a dance off then you can go drown your sorrows in Scotland. "

I love the way you lie - Rhianna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roadtrip to Scotland for hottie hunting?

Count me in!

Jump aboard x

Swing by Birmingham first, I'll whoop you in a dance off then you can go drown your sorrows in Scotland.

I love the way you lie - Rhianna"

(my) hips don't lie - Shakira

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought I should dress more appropriately for our roadtrip...not sure anyone will want to peek under my kilt though.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roadtrip to Scotland for hottie hunting?

Count me in!

Jump aboard x

Swing by Birmingham first, I'll whoop you in a dance off then you can go drown your sorrows in Scotland.

Hatter come to Scotland for tea

Well, I can't refuse that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww shucks! Yer a wee bonnie lassie yersel'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought I should dress more appropriately for our roadtrip...not sure anyone will want to peek under my kilt though.....

I'd like to see you wiggle in that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought I should dress more appropriately for our roadtrip...not sure anyone will want to peek under my kilt though.....

I'd like to see you wiggle in that."

I'll do a wee jig for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought I should dress more appropriately for our roadtrip...not sure anyone will want to peek under my kilt though.....

I'd like to see you wiggle in that.

I'll do a wee jig for you

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"It has been noticed, by myself and Smoothie that there is a considerable amount of Scottie tottie

Now, I'm rather partial to a kilt and a wee dram of whiskey.

Who's coming with?

And who wants to flash us the goods they are hiding behind that sporran?

Whiskey with an "e" is not Scottish!!!

We're all mad up here btw x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've dreamt all my life of having a sexy Scottie Lassie! Just the sultry tones of a scottish ladies accent gets my cock up! Such sexy women! Love'em!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I love a man in a kilt!!

Had a lovely weekend in Edinburgh though so all Scottished out for now

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm allergic to wool so I'll be forced to remove the kilts from the hotties.

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Im up for a roadtrip. Pick me up on tge way. Pretty please

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By *lpha12345Man
over a year ago

Jus keep heading north

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah've no got a kilt n ah cannae stomach whisky.

Used tae like an e wi ma vodka though

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Ah've no got a kilt n ah cannae stomach whisky.

Used tae like an e wi ma vodka though

Didn't we all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It has been noticed, by myself and Smoothie that there is a considerable amount of Scottie tottie

Now, I'm rather partial to a kilt and a wee dram of whiskey.

Who's coming with?

And who wants to flash us the goods they are hiding behind that sporran?"

If you look very carefully you might just be able to see up my kilt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah've no got a kilt n ah cannae stomach whisky.

Used tae like an e wi ma vodka though

Didn't we all

Enjoy my v*dk* vowel free these days

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Ah've no got a kilt n ah cannae stomach whisky.

Used tae like an e wi ma vodka though

Didn't we all

Enjoy my v*dk* vowel free these days

Those vowels,mess you up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't think that I've ever pulled a Scotsman.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't think that I've ever pulled a Scotsman.....

opens legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't think that I've ever pulled a Scotsman.....

opens legs"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah've no got a kilt n ah cannae stomach whisky.

Used tae like an e wi ma vodka though

Didn't we all

Enjoy my v*dk* vowel free these days

Those vowels,mess you up!

They sure did! Some consonants too

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Ah've no got a kilt n ah cannae stomach whisky.

Used tae like an e wi ma vodka though

Didn't we all

Enjoy my v*dk* vowel free these days

Those vowels,mess you up!

They sure did! Some consonants too

Ah alphabet memories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah've no got a kilt n ah cannae stomach whisky.

Used tae like an e wi ma vodka though

Didn't we all

Enjoy my v*dk* vowel free these days

Those vowels,mess you up!

They sure did! Some consonants too

Ah alphabet memories

Years ago a mate called me alphabet head!

I was laughing for ages!

Guess you had to be there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lure 'em darn sarf, a lot easier

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Lure 'em darn sarf, a lot easier

Get them all on the train... off at Paddington and into the hotel next door. Splendid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lure 'em darn sarf, a lot easier

You'll need some fishing rods n deep fried mars bars!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roadtrip to Scotland for hottie hunting?

Count me in!"

In that case avoid Dundee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in Scotland, but I'm no Scotsman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was recently in Aberdeen! The breakfast waitress was a total heartbreaker! Would have loved to have had my wicked way with her! Adorable and sexy rolled into one like so many other Scottish ladies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in for road trip

Mwah

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