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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was thinking about getting into with hellmans mayonnaise about a common problem.

The problem with squirty bottles is that it's near impossible to get the last bit out. And with jars you end up with a lot of the mayo stuck to the side of the glass.

So my idea is. Why not put it into a toothpaste tube?

Anybody else have any ideas that would make everyday a little easier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

use a spoon to get it out of the jar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Holland you get it in a tube like Tomato purée already.

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks


"In Holland you get it in a tube like Tomato purée already. "

Yep…the Dutch wouldn't stand for that much waste!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hip-hop a fuck machine that can grab your hair and slap your arse whilst fucking you

Had this discussion before with people. Basically add one of those teddy grabber claws on and adjustments, then that's your hair puller. For the spanking some kind of robot arm that you can attach different bits to so it can spank you, with speed adjustments... Sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hip-hop? stupid phone

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Powdered water. Much easier and lighter to carry about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Windscreen washers on cars that fill themselves up when it rains,

Well I think its a good idea anyway

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Some people put a brick in their toilet cistern to save water. Using the same idea, you can save much more money by simply putting a brick in your petrol tank

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some people put a brick in their toilet cistern to save water. Using the same idea, you can save much more money by simply putting a brick in your petrol tank "

This is the kind of thinking we need. None of this science bullshit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"use a spoon to get it out of the jar. "

Oh really? And I've been using my toes the entire time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine is a small drone called 'selfie', links to your smartphone and takes the pics on command.face recognition etc etc

'selfieplus'- will have advanced AI

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I was thinking about getting into with hellmans mayonnaise about a common problem.

The problem with squirty bottles is that it's near impossible to get the last bit out. And with jars you end up with a lot of the mayo stuck to the side of the glass.

So my idea is. Why not put it into a toothpaste tube?

Anybody else have any ideas that would make everyday a little easier"

Who wants to brush their teeth with mayo? You've just not thought this through properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people put a brick in their toilet cistern to save water. Using the same idea, you can save much more money by simply putting a brick in your petrol tank "

I've just put 6 bricks in my petrol tank. Super saver me.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Some people put a brick in their toilet cistern to save water. Using the same idea, you can save much more money by simply putting a brick in your petrol tank

I've just put 6 bricks in my petrol tank. Super saver me. "

Oooh, that makes it virtually a hybrid. I'm on dragons den with it next week. It doubles up as device to smash Deborah Meadon with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people put a brick in their toilet cistern to save water. Using the same idea, you can save much more money by simply putting a brick in your petrol tank

I've just put 6 bricks in my petrol tank. Super saver me.

Oooh, that makes it virtually a hybrid. I'm on dragons den with it next week. It doubles up as device to smash Deborah Meadon with."

Like a sex machine?

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Some people put a brick in their toilet cistern to save water. Using the same idea, you can save much more money by simply putting a brick in your petrol tank

I've just put 6 bricks in my petrol tank. Super saver me.

Oooh, that makes it virtually a hybrid. I'm on dragons den with it next week. It doubles up as device to smash Deborah Meadon with.

Like a sex machine? "

Never, ever allow Deborah Meadon and any sexual act to be mentioned in the same post. Some things can't be un-thought.

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