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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have just met a very attractive woman whilst out walking the dog. She too was a dog walker, but had stopped to pick blackberries. She was wearing rather tight jeans, and was bent over a bush.Whilst our dogs frolicked and sniffed, we exchanged social pleasantries, but no impromptu sexual activity occurred, not even a BJ. What was I doing wrong? It feels as if an opportunity as missed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just met a very attractive woman whilst out walking the dog. She too was a dog walker, but had stopped to pick blackberries. She was wearing rather tight jeans, and was bent over a bush.Whilst our dogs frolicked and sniffed, we exchanged social pleasantries, but no impromptu sexual activity occurred, not even a BJ. What was I doing wrong? It feels as if an opportunity as missed.

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this has to be a joke surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just met a very attractive woman whilst out walking the dog. She too was a dog walker, but had stopped to pick blackberries. She was wearing rather tight jeans, and was bent over a bush.Whilst our dogs frolicked and sniffed, we exchanged social pleasantries, but no impromptu sexual activity occurred, not even a BJ. What was I doing wrong? It feels as if an opportunity as missed.

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If I was the dog walker I would probably heave a sigh of relief if I read this.

Creeeeepy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or very wishful thinking when I take my pooch for a walk all I want is for him to exercise and get on with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha you have to be kidding

You utter bellfred

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Must remember to wear my tight jeans next time I walk the dog

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or very wishful thinking when I take my pooch for a walk all I want is for him to exercise and get on with it "

Same with me and my pup. I do talk to other dog walkers because it would be rude not to. Wasnt aware if there was flirting i should drop to my knees!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on mate you spoke to another dog walker as you were passing don't think there's anything more to it

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

LOL @ OP you absolute loser!

You blew it!

By walking her dog in clothes it was a clear signal she wanted coitus at your earliest convenience.

You need to take a leaf out of some of the other cooler bros on the forums.

Or

Take a leaf out of a Razzle and copy and paste it here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LOL @ OP you absolute loser!

You blew it!

By walking her dog in clothes it was a clear signal she wanted coitus at your earliest convenience.

You need to take a leaf out of some of the other cooler bros on the forums.

Or

Take a leaf out of a Razzle and copy and paste it here."

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I have just met a very attractive woman whilst out walking the dog. She too was a dog walker, but had stopped to pick blackberries. She was wearing rather tight jeans, and was bent over a bush.Whilst our dogs frolicked and sniffed, we exchanged social pleasantries, but no impromptu sexual activity occurred, not even a BJ. What was I doing wrong? It feels as if an opportunity as missed.

"

chuckles.

as she was picking blackberries i guess she was trying to avoid all the little pricks attempting to get to her body, maybe she was just avoiding another one ( joke to do with brambles, dont be offended) you should try someone picking peaches next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet you're gutted you didn't get to shag her bent over the blackberry bush

To everyone else....why so serious

Sarcasm should come with a label for some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She was possible more excited at the blackberry crumble she was going to be making than having a sexual encounter with a random guy walking his dog.

The lady was dog walking not 'dogging'

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Or very wishful thinking when I take my pooch for a walk all I want is for him to exercise and get on with it

Same with me and my pup. I do talk to other dog walkers because it would be rude not to. Wasnt aware if there was flirting i should drop to my knees! "

I find it's easier to just bend over to collect the poo

S

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Arrrrrrgh ....OP .... just take your dog out for a walk at a similar time you might see her again ..... do let us know any developments ....we are waiting eagerly ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or very wishful thinking when I take my pooch for a walk all I want is for him to exercise and get on with it

Same with me and my pup. I do talk to other dog walkers because it would be rude not to. Wasnt aware if there was flirting i should drop to my knees!

I find it's easier to just bend over to collect the poo

S"

bugger thats what im doing wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bet you're gutted you didn't get to shag her bent over the blackberry bush

To everyone else....why so serious

Sarcasm should come with a label for some "

A label? It should be tattooed on the inside of people's eyelids.

Maybe they read so much toss they don't know when someone is having a laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just met a very attractive woman whilst out walking the dog. She too was a dog walker, but had stopped to pick blackberries. She was wearing rather tight jeans, and was bent over a bush.Whilst our dogs frolicked and sniffed, we exchanged social pleasantries, but no impromptu sexual activity occurred, not even a BJ. What was I doing wrong? It feels as if an opportunity as missed.

Well the first mistake you made was not to ascertain who's bush she was blatantly stealing the fruit from. It obviously wasn't her bush so you missed an opportunity to make a citizens arrest for theft. This would have then put you in a much stronger position to demand a blow job.

The fact that she was also wearing provocative jeans was an obvious indicator that she was gagging for it.

Next time this happens just learn from this experience and forget the pleasantries, you have caught a thief in the act so take full advantage. She either sucks you off or your taking her down to the station!

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw come on was he on about himself or the dogs, when they start sniffing you what happens there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, I am genuinely puzzled that you did not receive your blow job.

If you used the approved opening line of "fancy a shag" accompanied with the photo of your erect penis with toilet bowl background, then the minimum response should have been a blow job, platinum members will of course expect her to be multi tasking and texting a friend to join in while giving said blowjob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just met a very attractive woman whilst out walking the dog. She too was a dog walker, but had stopped to pick blackberries. She was wearing rather tight jeans, and was bent over a bush.Whilst our dogs frolicked and sniffed, we exchanged social pleasantries, but no impromptu sexual activity occurred, not even a BJ. What was I doing wrong? It feels as if an opportunity as missed.

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I can't imagine why you are single!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

i think the OP is being ironic about 'similar' threads when guys are being genuine or fantasising about similar encounters with women..

least I think he is..

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By *atie ShayTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Arrrrrrgh ....OP .... just take your dog out for a walk at a similar time you might see her again ..... do let us know any developments ....we are waiting eagerly .... "

I forsee the use of a taser and a restraining order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He definitely is

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire


"i think the OP is being ironic about 'similar' threads when guys are being genuine or fantasising about similar encounters with women..

least I think he is..

"

I think there was a thread the other day about some one walking their dog and getting a bj. I may be mistaken though

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"i think the OP is being ironic about 'similar' threads when guys are being genuine or fantasising about similar encounters with women..

least I think he is..

I think there was a thread the other day about some one walking their dog and getting a bj. I may be mistaken though"

another slant on the 'I popped round to see my brother's ex and she smiled at me which must mean she was gagging', should I have flopped me todger out?..

still think this one is tongue in cheek..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read this as tongue in cheek! Reminded me of the 'free porn' episode of Friends - where Joey and Chandler were expecting the woman at the bank/till check-out etc to get it on with them by the end of it!

Op - less porn - more fresh air!

Lighten up peeps!

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire


"i think the OP is being ironic about 'similar' threads when guys are being genuine or fantasising about similar encounters with women..

least I think he is..

I think there was a thread the other day about some one walking their dog and getting a bj. I may be mistaken though

another slant on the 'I popped round to see my brother's ex and she smiled at me which must mean she was gagging', should I have flopped me todger out?..

still think this one is tongue in cheek.. "

I also think it is tongue in cheek. This was the thread i was referring to

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/544818

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sarcasm

noun

the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.

"she didn't like the note of sarcasm in his voice"

synonyms: derision, mockery, ridicule, satire, irony, scorn, sneering, scoffing, gibing, taunting

I've copied this from Google for those struggling

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I've just reserved a puppy. I have no intention of shagging anyone whilst out on walks!!!

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby


"I have just met a very attractive woman whilst out walking the dog. She too was a dog walker, but had stopped to pick blackberries. She was wearing rather tight jeans, and was bent over a bush.Whilst our dogs frolicked and sniffed, we exchanged social pleasantries, but no impromptu sexual activity occurred, not even a BJ. What was I doing wrong? It feels as if an opportunity as missed.

I feel sure that if you had just had the courage to pop out your flaccid member mid conversation and gave a little wink and a downwards glance then she would have been on her knees sucking you off in seconds.

Can't be too coy Roy.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I have just met a very attractive woman whilst out walking the dog. She too was a dog walker, but had stopped to pick blackberries. She was wearing rather tight jeans, and was bent over a bush.Whilst our dogs frolicked and sniffed, we exchanged social pleasantries, but no impromptu sexual activity occurred, not even a BJ. What was I doing wrong? It feels as if an opportunity as missed.

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I can't say I've ever had sexual activities while walking the guide dogs not even on free runs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Again it wasn't pooch or I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bet you're gutted you didn't get to shag her bent over the blackberry bush

To everyone else....why so serious

Sarcasm should come with a label for some

A label? It should be tattooed on the inside of people's eyelids.

Maybe they read so much toss they don't know when someone is having a laugh. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry, yes I was only having a laugh. Thank you to those who spotted it! Indeed, it was the guy who supposedly got a bj from a dogwalker after having relieved himself behind a bush that set me off. Some people eh?

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