FabSwingers.com forum: Thursday is rant day

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't know why, but I get the feeling the thread could fill up rather quickly this week......

Who's first?

See you all in the morning.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

No rants

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too tired to rant,I'll have a little moan about my back pain though. I say back,it's making my hips and legs hurt too.

Moan over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know why, but I get the feeling the thread could fill up rather quickly this week......

Who's first?

See you all in the morning. "

Surprisingly No Rant from Me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No rants

MrsSB

Coolio.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Too tired to rant,I'll have a little moan about my back pain though. I say back,it's making my hips and legs hurt too.

Moan over. "

Not much worse than back pain...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't know why, but I get the feeling the thread could fill up rather quickly this week......

Who's first?

See you all in the morning.

Surprisingly No Rant from Me

Yet........ give it time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know why, but I get the feeling the thread could fill up rather quickly this week......

Who's first?

See you all in the morning.

Surprisingly No Rant from Me

Yet........ give it time.

L.o.l.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"No rants

MrsSB

Coolio.

No coolio. I love waking up on Thursdays and reading the rants.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not impressed with idiots who drive in the right lane of a dual carriageway and veer over the central lines into the left. Keep to one bloody side of the road!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No nothing to rant about here

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Are we allowed to rant that the only people we are having fun with is each other?

S&H

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No rants

MrsSB

Coolio.

No coolio. I love waking up on Thursdays and reading the rants.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not impressed with idiots who drive in the right lane of a dual carriageway and veer over the central lines into the left. Keep to one bloody side of the road!"

Knobs......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No nothing to rant about here

Put your ass away, it's distracting me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are we allowed to rant that the only people we are having fun with is each other?

S&H"

Rant away. There's no restrictions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A van driver sitting on my tail last night for about a mile (I was doing top of speed limit).

Split off into two lanes - He is now in the left lane and we are sat at the lights.

Lights go green and you know when you get that feeling someone is going to do something dangerous and your senses light up ready..... Well that's it.

Two lanes go into three - I follow mine over - he just about side swipes me from the left and goes into my lane instead of his.

My choice slam on breaks with cars behind me or swerve partly into right lane and slightly slow down which I choose to do.

Car in right lane has to swerve and is above speed limit.

This guy would have hit me if I wasn't evasive. All because he wanted the middle lane. Then he shot to far left lane a few metres ahead and then he swerved over to far right (over three lanes).

We ended up at lights and I said my two cents worth - I don't do road rage ... This RED VAN DRIVER was a danger and a mongrel ......

RANT at drivers that risk other people's lives just because their vehicle is larger or they think they can drive as they like!

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I am bottling it all up at the moment when I explode it will be a big one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A van driver sitting on my tail last night for about a mile (I was doing top of speed limit).

Split off into two lanes - He is now in the left lane and we are sat at the lights.

Lights go green and you know when you get that feeling someone is going to do something dangerous and your senses light up ready..... Well that's it.

Two lanes go into three - I follow mine over - he just about side swipes me from the left and goes into my lane instead of his.

My choice slam on breaks with cars behind me or swerve partly into right lane and slightly slow down which I choose to do.

Car in right lane has to swerve and is above speed limit.

This guy would have hit me if I wasn't evasive. All because he wanted the middle lane. Then he shot to far left lane a few metres ahead and then he swerved over to far right (over three lanes).

We ended up at lights and I said my two cents worth - I don't do road rage ... This RED VAN DRIVER was a danger and a mongrel ......

RANT at drivers that risk other people's lives just because their vehicle is larger or they think they can drive as they like!"

I had something similar with a red HGV. Intimidating bastard. I too was doing top speed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

same here at 5:30 this morning, fucking retards hate it grrrr lol

"A van driver sitting on my tail last night for about a mile (I was doing top of speed limit).

Split off into two lanes - He is now in the left lane and we are sat at the lights.

Lights go green and you know when you get that feeling someone is going to do something dangerous and your senses light up ready..... Well that's it.

Two lanes go into three - I follow mine over - he just about side swipes me from the left and goes into my lane instead of his.

My choice slam on breaks with cars behind me or swerve partly into right lane and slightly slow down which I choose to do.

Car in right lane has to swerve and is above speed limit.

This guy would have hit me if I wasn't evasive. All because he wanted the middle lane. Then he shot to far left lane a few metres ahead and then he swerved over to far right (over three lanes).

We ended up at lights and I said my two cents worth - I don't do road rage ... This RED VAN DRIVER was a danger and a mongrel ......

RANT at drivers that risk other people's lives just because their vehicle is larger or they think they can drive as they like!

I had something similar with a red HGV. Intimidating bastard. I too was doing top speed."

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

My rant is the bitch that is codeine withdrawal! Had to be on really strong painkillers after falling over two and half weeks ago. They thought id broke my ankle in two places but both turned out to be old fractures but bruising was into my toes, half way up my leg and outside and inside of the ankle. Now struggling to come off them as I keep getting the headache from hell. Not ideal when I'm on holiday!

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Oh and while I'm at it I haven't had sex for 7 weeks. Always worth a rant that one!! I've heard it's good for headaches

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A van driver sitting on my tail last night for about a mile (I was doing top of speed limit).

Split off into two lanes - He is now in the left lane and we are sat at the lights.

Lights go green and you know when you get that feeling someone is going to do something dangerous and your senses light up ready..... Well that's it.

Two lanes go into three - I follow mine over - he just about side swipes me from the left and goes into my lane instead of his.

My choice slam on breaks with cars behind me or swerve partly into right lane and slightly slow down which I choose to do.

Car in right lane has to swerve and is above speed limit.

This guy would have hit me if I wasn't evasive. All because he wanted the middle lane. Then he shot to far left lane a few metres ahead and then he swerved over to far right (over three lanes).

We ended up at lights and I said my two cents worth - I don't do road rage ... This RED VAN DRIVER was a danger and a mongrel ......

RANT at drivers that risk other people's lives just because their vehicle is larger or they think they can drive as they like!"

I feel your pain. Some people should not have a license.

Glad you're OK though, could have been much worse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am bottling it all up at the moment when I explode it will be a big one."

Let herrrrrrrr rippppppppp babyyyyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My rant is the bitch that is codeine withdrawal! Had to be on really strong painkillers after falling over two and half weeks ago. They thought id broke my ankle in two places but both turned out to be old fractures but bruising was into my toes, half way up my leg and outside and inside of the ankle. Now struggling to come off them as I keep getting the headache from hell. Not ideal when I'm on holiday! "

Drink lots of water...... It'll help, trust me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh and while I'm at it I haven't had sex for 7 weeks. Always worth a rant that one!! I've heard it's good for headaches

I think you should come home and let me help......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a little annoyance...

Woke up and think I must have slept a little awkwardly as my neck stiff and painful. Realised that I am dizzy and light headed and staggering all over the place when I get out of bed

Wtf is all that about?

Dizzy of Craggy Island

Oh and if someone could bring me tea that would be great

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just a little annoyance...

Woke up and think I must have slept a little awkwardly as my neck stiff and painful. Realised that I am dizzy and light headed and staggering all over the place when I get out of bed

Wtf is all that about?

Dizzy of Craggy Island

Oh and if someone could bring me tea that would be great

Could be an inner ear infection.

I said COULD BE AN INNER EAR INFECTION.

EAR.

INFECTION.

IN YOUR EAR......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm hungry but cba to move. where's all my slaves and shit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i'm hungry but cba to move. where's all my slaves and shit?

On strike for better pay and conditions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'm hungry but cba to move. where's all my slaves and shit?

On strike for better pay and conditions.

fine...i'll get up and do it myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am bottling it all up at the moment when I explode it will be a big one."

Giggity.

Had a good rant in another thread the other day, so feel cleansed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i'm hungry but cba to move. where's all my slaves and shit?

On strike for better pay and conditions.

fine...i'll get up and do it myself.

If a jobs worth doing 'n all that....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am bottling it all up at the moment when I explode it will be a big one.

Giggity.

Had a good rant in another thread the other day, so feel cleansed. "

There's been a lot of that this week.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No rants from me today, just pretty down in the dumps which is unlike me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rant free post here too

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Grrr!

Off to make a list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

No rant here, I'm feeling too pink and fluffy today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No rant here..... I'm full of joy, I get my kids back from their dads after 6 long days

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Guy's not reading my profile

Will I meet someone who is on holiday in my area???? Fucking cheek. Grrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no rants, today I am a kitten. I'm going to find a sunbeam to nap in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No rants from me today, just pretty down in the dumps which is unlike me."

Shoulder punch.

Chin up fella.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rant free post here too

It's still early.....

Would a cock pic help you get ranty?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Grrr!

Off to make a list

Sounds ominous.

*battens down hatches.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

No rants at the moment,I'll see what I can make up during the course of the day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No rant here, I'm feeling too pink and fluffy today

Give it time......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No rant here..... I'm full of joy, I get my kids back from their dads after 6 long days

That sounds like something to look forward to.

Until you step on some Lego of course....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guy's not reading my profile

Will I meet someone who is on holiday in my area???? Fucking cheek. Grrrrrrrr "

Is that a no then?

*asking for a friend obvs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have no rants, today I am a kitten. I'm going to find a sunbeam to nap in.

You know the weather forecast for your area is typhoons, yes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No rants at the moment,I'll see what I can make up during the course of the day

Cool.......

Give it a bit of thought though.

Don't just write any old crap, make it believable.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"No rants at the moment,I'll see what I can make up during the course of the day

Cool.......

Give it a bit of thought though.

Don't just write any old crap, make it believable.

Heaven's sake I do have a rant,why the stuff has Santa just tried coming down my chimney,I know he wants to be efficient as I've been particularly good this year,but the bugger has just wrecked my electric fire I'm bloody fuming!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No rants at the moment,I'll see what I can make up during the course of the day

Cool.......

Give it a bit of thought though.

Don't just write any old crap, make it believable.

The fat bastard.......

Oooooh, just had idea.

Put am electric fire on your list to santa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say they have nothing to rant about on rant threads....fuck off then x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm horny as hell, climbing the damned walls. 4 months since I had sex and looking like at least another 6 weeks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People who say they have nothing to rant about on rant threads....fuck off then x"

Spacewasters!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so much of a rant but I've been put on a low fat diet and I'm really struggling. I miss all the bad things like crisps and chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm horny as hell, climbing the damned walls. 4 months since I had sex and looking like at least another 6 weeks.

So that's roughly 22 weeks, 154 days, 1232 hours, 73920 minutes, or 4435200 seconds.....

Whichever way you look at it, that's quite a while.

I haven't really helped have I. ...

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over a year ago

"I'm horny as hell, climbing the damned walls. 4 months since I had sex and looking like at least another 6 weeks.

So that's roughly 22 weeks, 154 days, 1232 hours, 73920 minutes, or 4435200 seconds.....

Whichever way you look at it, that's quite a while.

I haven't really helped have I. ...

No. I'm going to cry now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not so much of a rant but I've been put on a low fat diet and I'm really struggling. I miss all the bad things like crisps and chocolate.

Walkers plain or Doritos cool original.

Nice big Toblerone or a massive Cadbury's fruit and nut.

Nom nom nom.....

I haven't really helped have I. ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm horny as hell, climbing the damned walls. 4 months since I had sex and looking like at least another 6 weeks.

So that's roughly 22 weeks, 154 days, 1232 hours, 73920 minutes, or 4435200 seconds.....

Whichever way you look at it, that's quite a while.

I haven't really helped have I. ...

No. I'm going to cry now!

Sending you hugs.

With my penis.

In your vagina........

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over a year ago

"I'm horny as hell, climbing the damned walls. 4 months since I had sex and looking like at least another 6 weeks.

So that's roughly 22 weeks, 154 days, 1232 hours, 73920 minutes, or 4435200 seconds.....

Whichever way you look at it, that's quite a while.

I haven't really helped have I. ...

No. I'm going to cry now!

Sending you hugs.

With my penis.

In your vagina........

I've realised I'm not going to get laid again before turning 30.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not so much of a rant but I've been put on a low fat diet and I'm really struggling. I miss all the bad things like crisps and chocolate.

Walkers plain or Doritos cool original.

Nice big Toblerone or a massive Cadbury's fruit and nut.

Nom nom nom.....

I haven't really helped have I. ....

I don't like none of those:p

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

No rants here. Just a general feeling of ennui and fed-up-ness of being fat, old and grumpy.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"No rants here. Just a general feeling of ennui and fed-up-ness of being fat, old and grumpy."

You might be grumpy but you are hardly fat or old. Get a grip you sexy b!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This might be a bit late but - when did they stop making 'Are you being served??' Makes my blood boil to think of poor Mr Humphreys on the dole - and whatever happened to Mrs Slocombes pussy? I genuinely lose sleep over this!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm horny as hell, climbing the damned walls. 4 months since I had sex and looking like at least another 6 weeks.

So that's roughly 22 weeks, 154 days, 1232 hours, 73920 minutes, or 4435200 seconds.....

Whichever way you look at it, that's quite a while.

I haven't really helped have I. ...

No. I'm going to cry now!

Sending you hugs.

With my penis.

In your vagina........

I've realised I'm not going to get laid again before turning 30.

Life begins at 30. Hold on, life begins at 40.

Add 10 more years to your drought. ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not so much of a rant but I've been put on a low fat diet and I'm really struggling. I miss all the bad things like crisps and chocolate.

Walkers plain or Doritos cool original.

Nice big Toblerone or a massive Cadbury's fruit and nut.

Nom nom nom.....

I haven't really helped have I. ....

I don't like none of those:p"

The grammar police are on the way right now.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No rants here. Just a general feeling of ennui and fed-up-ness of being fat, old and grumpy."

Word of the week award winner right there.

At the risk of being called a WK, you are none of those 3 things.

As they say, I bloody would....

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over a year ago

"I'm horny as hell, climbing the damned walls. 4 months since I had sex and looking like at least another 6 weeks.

So that's roughly 22 weeks, 154 days, 1232 hours, 73920 minutes, or 4435200 seconds.....

Whichever way you look at it, that's quite a while.

I haven't really helped have I. ...

No. I'm going to cry now!

Sending you hugs.

With my penis.

In your vagina........

I've realised I'm not going to get laid again before turning 30.

Life begins at 30. Hold on, life begins at 40.

Add 10 more years to your drought. ......

N9w your just being a meany! !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This might be a bit late but - when did they stop making 'Are you being served??' Makes my blood boil to think of poor Mr Humphreys on the dole - and whatever happened to Mrs Slocombes pussy? I genuinely lose sleep over this!!!

You are indeed a bit late.

31 years too late.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm horny as hell, climbing the damned walls. 4 months since I had sex and looking like at least another 6 weeks.

So that's roughly 22 weeks, 154 days, 1232 hours, 73920 minutes, or 4435200 seconds.....

Whichever way you look at it, that's quite a while.

I haven't really helped have I. ...

No. I'm going to cry now!

Sending you hugs.

With my penis.

In your vagina........

I've realised I'm not going to get laid again before turning 30.

Life begins at 30. Hold on, life begins at 40.

Add 10 more years to your drought. ......

N9w your just being a meany! !

There's a strong posibility that I'll be at Jaydees next month.

#justsayin......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm horny as hell, climbing the damned walls. 4 months since I had sex and looking like at least another 6 weeks.

So that's roughly 22 weeks, 154 days, 1232 hours, 73920 minutes, or 4435200 seconds.....

Whichever way you look at it, that's quite a while.

I haven't really helped have I. ...

No. I'm going to cry now!

Sending you hugs.

With my penis.

In your vagina........

I've realised I'm not going to get laid again before turning 30.

Life begins at 30. Hold on, life begins at 40.

Add 10 more years to your drought. ......

N9w your just being a meany! !

There's a strong posibility that I'll be at Jaydees next month.

#justsayin......

Weak posibility that I will get there the end of next month. Was going for b day weekend but my sisters made plans for my time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm horny as hell, climbing the damned walls. 4 months since I had sex and looking like at least another 6 weeks.

So that's roughly 22 weeks, 154 days, 1232 hours, 73920 minutes, or 4435200 seconds.....

Whichever way you look at it, that's quite a while.

I haven't really helped have I. ...

No. I'm going to cry now!

Sending you hugs.

With my penis.

In your vagina........

I've realised I'm not going to get laid again before turning 30.

Life begins at 30. Hold on, life begins at 40.

Add 10 more years to your drought. ......

N9w your just being a meany! !

There's a strong posibility that I'll be at Jaydees next month.

#justsayin......

Weak posibility that I will get there the end of next month. Was going for b day weekend but my sisters made plans for my time.

How selfish of her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm horny as hell, climbing the damned walls. 4 months since I had sex and looking like at least another 6 weeks.

So that's roughly 22 weeks, 154 days, 1232 hours, 73920 minutes, or 4435200 seconds.....

Whichever way you look at it, that's quite a while.

I haven't really helped have I. ...

No. I'm going to cry now!

Sending you hugs.

With my penis.

In your vagina........

I've realised I'm not going to get laid again before turning 30.

Life begins at 30. Hold on, life begins at 40.

Add 10 more years to your drought. ......

N9w your just being a meany! !

There's a strong posibility that I'll be at Jaydees next month.

#justsayin......

Weak posibility that I will get there the end of next month. Was going for b day weekend but my sisters made plans for my time.

How selfish of her.

I'm not even sure what they've planned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm horny as hell, climbing the damned walls. 4 months since I had sex and looking like at least another 6 weeks.

So that's roughly 22 weeks, 154 days, 1232 hours, 73920 minutes, or 4435200 seconds.....

Whichever way you look at it, that's quite a while.

I haven't really helped have I. ...

No. I'm going to cry now!

Sending you hugs.

With my penis.

In your vagina........

I've realised I'm not going to get laid again before turning 30.

Life begins at 30. Hold on, life begins at 40.

Add 10 more years to your drought. ......

N9w your just being a meany! !

How come there's a drought? Choice, medical reason or mind my own bloody business??

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By *rotiquexxxMan
over a year ago

Unquenchable Desires

Not really a rant but there were three sexy women on the bus and I couldn't say anything because they were out of my league.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm horny as hell, climbing the damned walls. 4 months since I had sex and looking like at least another 6 weeks.

So that's roughly 22 weeks, 154 days, 1232 hours, 73920 minutes, or 4435200 seconds.....

Whichever way you look at it, that's quite a while.

I haven't really helped have I. ...

No. I'm going to cry now!

Sending you hugs.

With my penis.

In your vagina........

I've realised I'm not going to get laid again before turning 30.

Life begins at 30. Hold on, life begins at 40.

Add 10 more years to your drought. ......

N9w your just being a meany! !

There's a strong posibility that I'll be at Jaydees next month.

#justsayin......

Weak posibility that I will get there the end of next month. Was going for b day weekend but my sisters made plans for my time.

How selfish of her.

I'm not even sure what they've planned.

They might be planning to get you laid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm horny as hell, climbing the damned walls. 4 months since I had sex and looking like at least another 6 weeks.

So that's roughly 22 weeks, 154 days, 1232 hours, 73920 minutes, or 4435200 seconds.....

Whichever way you look at it, that's quite a while.

I haven't really helped have I. ...

No. I'm going to cry now!

Sending you hugs.

With my penis.

In your vagina........

I've realised I'm not going to get laid again before turning 30.

Life begins at 30. Hold on, life begins at 40.

Add 10 more years to your drought. ......

N9w your just being a meany! !

How come there's a drought? Choice, medical reason or mind my own bloody business??

Option 3 gets my money.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not really a rant but there were three sexy women on the bus and I couldn't say anything because they were out of my league. "

Man up. What could possibly go wrong?

Other than embarrassment.

Or public humiliation.

Or them all laughing at you.

Or farting as you started to speak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm horny as hell, climbing the damned walls. 4 months since I had sex and looking like at least another 6 weeks.

So that's roughly 22 weeks, 154 days, 1232 hours, 73920 minutes, or 4435200 seconds.....

Whichever way you look at it, that's quite a while.

I haven't really helped have I. ...

No. I'm going to cry now!

Sending you hugs.

With my penis.

In your vagina........

I've realised I'm not going to get laid again before turning 30.

Life begins at 30. Hold on, life begins at 40.

Add 10 more years to your drought. ......

N9w your just being a meany! !

There's a strong posibility that I'll be at Jaydees next month.

#justsayin......

Weak posibility that I will get there the end of next month. Was going for b day weekend but my sisters made plans for my time.

How selfish of her.

I'm not even sure what they've planned.

They might be planning to get you laid.

I'm pretty damn sure my sisters, (both very sweet naive prudes) will not be arranging anything like that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not really a rant but there were three sexy women on the bus and I couldn't say anything because they were out of my league.

Man up. What could possibly go wrong?

Other than embarrassment.

Or public humiliation.

Or them all laughing at you.

Or farting as you started to speak.

When you fart - its the only occasion I find following something through to the end is not an acceptable outcome!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm horny as hell, climbing the damned walls. 4 months since I had sex and looking like at least another 6 weeks.

So that's roughly 22 weeks, 154 days, 1232 hours, 73920 minutes, or 4435200 seconds.....

Whichever way you look at it, that's quite a while.

I haven't really helped have I. ...

No. I'm going to cry now!

Sending you hugs.

With my penis.

In your vagina........

I've realised I'm not going to get laid again before turning 30.

Life begins at 30. Hold on, life begins at 40.

Add 10 more years to your drought. ......

N9w your just being a meany! !

How come there's a drought? Choice, medical reason or mind my own bloody business??

recent emergency surgery and blood transfusions. Fine now other than still anaemic so tire easily, and it's the holidays, I have a house full of kids. Mostly not mine.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Lot of narky guys who dont read profiles today

That is my rant for now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm horny as hell, climbing the damned walls. 4 months since I had sex and looking like at least another 6 weeks.

So that's roughly 22 weeks, 154 days, 1232 hours, 73920 minutes, or 4435200 seconds.....

Whichever way you look at it, that's quite a while.

I haven't really helped have I. ...

No. I'm going to cry now!

Sending you hugs.

With my penis.

In your vagina........

I've realised I'm not going to get laid again before turning 30.

Life begins at 30. Hold on, life begins at 40.

Add 10 more years to your drought. ......

N9w your just being a meany! !

There's a strong posibility that I'll be at Jaydees next month.

#justsayin......

Weak posibility that I will get there the end of next month. Was going for b day weekend but my sisters made plans for my time.

How selfish of her.

I'm not even sure what they've planned.

They might be planning to get you laid.

I'm pretty damn sure my sisters, (both very sweet naive prudes) will not be arranging anything like that!"

You sound dissapointed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lot of narky guys who dont read profiles today

That is my rant for now

That's pretty much a default rant really.

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

GRRRRRRRR ARRRRGGHHHHH.....morons on this site!

i am talking about the idiots, the ones that dont pay attention, dont read or have selective reading skills. its like dealing with a toddler!

fuck it...... we have an amazing weekend planned so me and boo are going go and have a bloody good time whilst these idiots sit at home and throw their toys out the pram even more

*that actually felt good lol

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over a year ago

"GRRRRRRRR ARRRRGGHHHHH.....morons on this site!

i am talking about the idiots, the ones that dont pay attention, dont read or have selective reading skills. its like dealing with a toddler!

fuck it...... we have an amazing weekend planned so me and boo are going go and have a bloody good time whilst these idiots sit at home and throw their toys out the pram even more

*that actually felt good lol"

It's good to vent from time to time, trick is to not do it all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoppers who dither in the aisles at my local Sainsburys. Other than that.... nope.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"GRRRRRRRR ARRRRGGHHHHH.....morons on this site!

i am talking about the idiots, the ones that dont pay attention, dont read or have selective reading skills. its like dealing with a toddler!

fuck it...... we have an amazing weekend planned so me and boo are going go and have a bloody good time whilst these idiots sit at home and throw their toys out the pram even more

*that actually felt good lol"

Sorry, did you say something, I wasn't really reading....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shoppers who dither in the aisles at my local Sainsburys. Other than that.... nope.

Fuckers.

Hate them.

They should be shot.

At dawn.

Frequently.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Yes, it's all very confusing

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes, it's all very confusing

Mr ddc"

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Yes, it's all very confusing

Mr ddc

_/ \_

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(I'd have to fire up the big computer, but what odds would you give me on being able to bump a whole page-full before Ruggers stopped me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, turns out I don't rant as much as I thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey, turns out I don't rant as much as I thought

Me neither, well not on here anyway.

I just stick pins into the little dolls I've made of everyone on here who's pissed me off so if you've experienced a sharp pain suddenly today, you'll know why

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over a year ago

"Hey, turns out I don't rant as much as I thought

Me neither, well not on here anyway.

I just stick pins into the little dolls I've made of everyone on here who's pissed me off so if you've experienced a sharp pain suddenly today, you'll know why

What did I do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey, turns out I don't rant as much as I thought

Me neither, well not on here anyway.

I just stick pins into the little dolls I've made of everyone on here who's pissed me off so if you've experienced a sharp pain suddenly today, you'll know why

What did I do?

Oh wait, that's just period pain. As you were.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes, it's all very confusing

Mr ddc

_/ \_

(I'd have to fire up the big computer, but what odds would you give me on being able to bump a whole page-full before Ruggers stopped me?

3...... 2.......... 1........... GO!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm feeling a bit meh generally but it's not worthy of a rant. More of a generic harrumph (if I were younger it'd be a passive agressive 'yeah, whatever' but I am too old for that shit).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I'm just annoyed and feeling meh

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