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"It's totally not that. " Yer premature again Clem! | |||
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"Haha I had such fun on these threads! " cannot believe i missed them - must have been super busy | |||
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"had to search after it was mentioned just now - but how the hell did parts 1 - 11 escape me - off to do some serious thread reading It's mostly me trying to get women into my hammock. " It was first few times in the forum! | |||
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"had to search after it was mentioned just now - but how the hell did parts 1 - 11 escape me - off to do some serious thread reading It's mostly me trying to get women into my hammock. It was first few times in the forum! " Get in the hammock. | |||
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"had to search after it was mentioned just now - but how the hell did parts 1 - 11 escape me - off to do some serious thread reading It's mostly me trying to get women into my hammock. It was my first few times in the forum! FTFM Get in the hammock. " I'm not very agile. I'll just wave. 0/ | |||
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"had to search after it was mentioned just now - but how the hell did parts 1 - 11 escape me - off to do some serious thread reading It's mostly me trying to get women into my hammock. It was my first few times in the forum! FTFM Get in the hammock. I'm not very agile. I'll just wave. 0/" Just get in the hammock | |||
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"had to search after it was mentioned just now - but how the hell did parts 1 - 11 escape me - off to do some serious thread reading It's mostly me trying to get women into my hammock. It was my first few times in the forum! FTFM Get in the hammock. I'm not very agile. I'll just wave. 0/ Just get in the hammock" | |||
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"had to search after it was mentioned just now - but how the hell did parts 1 - 11 escape me - off to do some serious thread reading It's mostly me trying to get women into my hammock. It was my first few times in the forum! FTFM Get in the hammock. I'm not very agile. I'll just wave. 0/ Just get in the hammock" It's gonna collapse, there's too many in there! ! | |||
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"had to search after it was mentioned just now - but how the hell did parts 1 - 11 escape me - off to do some serious thread reading It's mostly me trying to get women into my hammock. It was my first few times in the forum! FTFM Get in the hammock. I'm not very agile. I'll just wave. 0/ Just get in the hammock It's gonna collapse, there's too many in there! ! " I got out again! | |||
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"had to search after it was mentioned just now - but how the hell did parts 1 - 11 escape me - off to do some serious thread reading It's mostly me trying to get women into my hammock. It was my first few times in the forum! FTFM Get in the hammock. I'm not very agile. I'll just wave. 0/ Just get in the hammock It's gonna collapse, there's too many in there! ! I got out again! " He won't like that.... | |||
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"had to search after it was mentioned just now - but how the hell did parts 1 - 11 escape me - off to do some serious thread reading It's mostly me trying to get women into my hammock. It was my first few times in the forum! FTFM Get in the hammock. I'm not very agile. I'll just wave. 0/ Just get in the hammock" Put the lotion in the basket. | |||
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"im slowly reading my way through - lots of food music and soft furnishings going on " I'm afraid there's little more to it lol, some lentils, a beach bar and some surf lessons and that was about it! We like a simple life us hippies..... | |||
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"Shall I light the fire?" Sat is a beach BBQ day I think - suns out, surfs up! | |||
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"Shall I light the fire? Sat is a beach BBQ day I think - suns out, surfs up! " Perfect. Let's pack a bag up and head on down. I've got the oil, drinks and a huge blanket. | |||
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"Shall I light the fire? Sat is a beach BBQ day I think - suns out, surfs up! Perfect. Let's pack a bag up and head on down. I've got the oil, drinks and a huge blanket. " A big black pan full of sausages springs to mind. ..maybe some marshmallows. .. | |||
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"Shall I light the fire? Sat is a beach BBQ day I think - suns out, surfs up! Perfect. Let's pack a bag up and head on down. I've got the oil, drinks and a huge blanket. A big black pan full of sausages springs to mind. ..maybe some marshmallows. .. " Oh we need sausgaes, I like a good meat content | |||
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"im slowly reading my way through - lots of food music and soft furnishings going on I'm afraid there's little more to it lol, some lentils, a beach bar and some surf lessons and that was about it! We like a simple life us hippies..... " sounds perfct to me | |||
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"had to search after it was mentioned just now - but how the hell did parts 1 - 11 escape me - off to do some serious thread reading It's mostly me trying to get women into my hammock. " Such a Tartlet | |||
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"Shall I light the fire? Sat is a beach BBQ day I think - suns out, surfs up! Perfect. Let's pack a bag up and head on down. I've got the oil, drinks and a huge blanket. A big black pan full of sausages springs to mind. ..maybe some marshmallows. .. Oh we need sausgaes, I like a good meat content " Oh yes, only premium pork goes in my mouth. .... Bwahaha! | |||
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"I'll bring my new tent for a test erection - in case anyone needs a nap in the shade " A trial erection. I'll bring my wetsuit for a splash in the surf. Is there a hunk around to show us the ropes? | |||
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"had to search after it was mentioned just now - but how the hell did parts 1 - 11 escape me - off to do some serious thread reading It's mostly me trying to get women into my banana hammock. Such a Tartlet " | |||
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"had to search after it was mentioned just now - but how the hell did parts 1 - 11 escape me - off to do some serious thread reading It's mostly me trying to get women into my hammock. Such a Tartlet " Ah the resident surf instructor is up! | |||
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"Shall I light the fire? Sat is a beach BBQ day I think - suns out, surfs up! Perfect. Let's pack a bag up and head on down. I've got the oil, drinks and a huge blanket. A big black pan full of sausages springs to mind. ..maybe some marshmallows. .. Oh we need sausgaes, I like a good meat content Oh yes, only premium pork goes in my mouth. .... Bwahaha! " There is nothing wrong with a good quality sausage. | |||
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"had to search after it was mentioned just now - but how the hell did parts 1 - 11 escape me - off to do some serious thread reading It's mostly me trying to get women into my hammock. Such a Tartlet " the 'get in the hammock' is a bit like the m & m s ad - 'get in the bowl' | |||
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"had to search after it was mentioned just now - but how the hell did parts 1 - 11 escape me - off to do some serious thread reading It's mostly me trying to get women into my hammock. Such a Tartlet Ah the resident surf instructor is up! " Feed him a sausage and get him in his trunks I'm thinking a splash will clear my head | |||
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"had to search after it was mentioned just now - but how the hell did parts 1 - 11 escape me - off to do some serious thread reading It's mostly me trying to get women into my hammock. Such a Tartlet the 'get in the hammock' is a bit like the m & m s ad - 'get in the bowl' " I'm wanting peanut m & ms now | |||
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"had to search after it was mentioned just now - but how the hell did parts 1 - 11 escape me - off to do some serious thread reading It's mostly me trying to get women into my hammock. Such a Tartlet the 'get in the hammock' is a bit like the m & m s ad - 'get in the bowl' I'm wanting peanut m & ms now " yummy - i will get a pack and throw them to you - see how many ways you can catch them | |||
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"had to search after it was mentioned just now - but how the hell did parts 1 - 11 escape me - off to do some serious thread reading It's mostly me trying to get women into my hammock. Such a Tartlet the 'get in the hammock' is a bit like the m & m s ad - 'get in the bowl' " I can't remember that one now. ... | |||
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"had to search after it was mentioned just now - but how the hell did parts 1 - 11 escape me - off to do some serious thread reading It's mostly me trying to get women into my hammock. Such a Tartlet Ah the resident surf instructor is up! " Oops!... sorry I didn't realise it was showing!.. oh... you didnt mean.. never mind | |||
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"had to search after it was mentioned just now - but how the hell did parts 1 - 11 escape me - off to do some serious thread reading It's mostly me trying to get women into my hammock. Such a Tartlet the 'get in the hammock' is a bit like the m & m s ad - 'get in the bowl' I can't remember that one now. ..." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEiFIKBPUq8 | |||
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"had to search after it was mentioned just now - but how the hell did parts 1 - 11 escape me - off to do some serious thread reading It's mostly me trying to get women into my hammock. Such a Tartlet the 'get in the hammock' is a bit like the m & m s ad - 'get in the bowl' I'm wanting peanut m & ms now yummy - i will get a pack and throw them to you - see how many ways you can catch them " I don't run for much, but I will run for food. | |||
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"had to search after it was mentioned just now - but how the hell did parts 1 - 11 escape me - off to do some serious thread reading It's mostly me trying to get women into my hammock. Such a Tartlet the 'get in the hammock' is a bit like the m & m s ad - 'get in the bowl' I'm wanting peanut m & ms now yummy - i will get a pack and throw them to you - see how many ways you can catch them I don't run for much, but I will run for food. " I want to throw them in the air and catch them in my mouth, I used to be really good at that! | |||
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"had to search after it was mentioned just now - but how the hell did parts 1 - 11 escape me - off to do some serious thread reading It's mostly me trying to get women into my hammock. Such a Tartlet the 'get in the hammock' is a bit like the m & m s ad - 'get in the bowl' I'm wanting peanut m & ms now yummy - i will get a pack and throw them to you - see how many ways you can catch them I don't run for much, but I will run for food. I want to throw them in the air and catch them in my mouth, I used to be really good at that! " Shall we have a competition | |||
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"had to search after it was mentioned just now - but how the hell did parts 1 - 11 escape me - off to do some serious thread reading It's mostly me trying to get women into my hammock. Such a Tartlet Ah the resident surf instructor is up! Oops!... sorry I didn't realise it was showing!.. oh... you didnt mean.. never mind " I think I'd quite like you in that tight wetsuit... You can run through a demonstration of showering technique after.... | |||
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"had to search after it was mentioned just now - but how the hell did parts 1 - 11 escape me - off to do some serious thread reading It's mostly me trying to get women into my hammock. Such a Tartlet Ah the resident surf instructor is up! Oops!... sorry I didn't realise it was showing!.. oh... you didnt mean.. never mind I think I'd quite like you in that tight wetsuit... You can run through a demonstration of showering technique after.... " Do I need to get my swimwear on? | |||
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"had to search after it was mentioned just now - but how the hell did parts 1 - 11 escape me - off to do some serious thread reading It's mostly me trying to get women into my hammock. Such a Tartlet the 'get in the hammock' is a bit like the m & m s ad - 'get in the bowl' I'm wanting peanut m & ms now yummy - i will get a pack and throw them to you - see how many ways you can catch them I don't run for much, but I will run for food. I want to throw them in the air and catch them in my mouth, I used to be really good at that! Shall we have a competition " Sounds like a hippie beach sport to me! | |||
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"had to search after it was mentioned just now - but how the hell did parts 1 - 11 escape me - off to do some serious thread reading It's mostly me trying to get women into my hammock. Such a Tartlet Ah the resident surf instructor is up! Oops!... sorry I didn't realise it was showing!.. oh... you didnt mean.. never mind I think I'd quite like you in that tight wetsuit... You can run through a demonstration of showering technique after.... Do I need to get my swimwear on? " Yes you can rock the bikini, I'm going for a little retro number with a frill over my fufu... | |||
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"had to search after it was mentioned just now - but how the hell did parts 1 - 11 escape me - off to do some serious thread reading It's mostly me trying to get women into my hammock. Such a Tartlet Ah the resident surf instructor is up! Oops!... sorry I didn't realise it was showing!.. oh... you didnt mean.. never mind I think I'd quite like you in that tight wetsuit... You can run through a demonstration of showering technique after.... Do I need to get my swimwear on? Yes you can rock the bikini, I'm going for a little retro number with a frill over my fufu... " Sounds wonderful. What time does surfing start? | |||
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"had to search after it was mentioned just now - but how the hell did parts 1 - 11 escape me - off to do some serious thread reading It's mostly me trying to get women into my hammock. Such a Tartlet Ah the resident surf instructor is up! Oops!... sorry I didn't realise it was showing!.. oh... you didnt mean.. never mind I think I'd quite like you in that tight wetsuit... You can run through a demonstration of showering technique after.... Do I need to get my swimwear on? Yes you can rock the bikini, I'm going for a little retro number with a frill over my fufu... Sounds wonderful. What time does surfing start? " Well, best to do a few stretches on the shore before we get wet | |||
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"had to search after it was mentioned just now - but how the hell did parts 1 - 11 escape me - off to do some serious thread reading It's mostly me trying to get women into my hammock. Such a Tartlet Ah the resident surf instructor is up! Oops!... sorry I didn't realise it was showing!.. oh... you didnt mean.. never mind I think I'd quite like you in that tight wetsuit... You can run through a demonstration of showering technique after.... Do I need to get my swimwear on? Yes you can rock the bikini, I'm going for a little retro number with a frill over my fufu... Sounds wonderful. What time does surfing start? Well, best to do a few stretches on the shore before we get wet " Oh I think I have seen those. Arms flailing whilst jumping around? I'm not sure jumping is for me actually | |||
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"had to search after it was mentioned just now - but how the hell did parts 1 - 11 escape me - off to do some serious thread reading It's mostly me trying to get women into my hammock. Such a Tartlet Ah the resident surf instructor is up! Oops!... sorry I didn't realise it was showing!.. oh... you didnt mean.. never mind I think I'd quite like you in that tight wetsuit... You can run through a demonstration of showering technique after.... Do I need to get my swimwear on? Yes you can rock the bikini, I'm going for a little retro number with a frill over my fufu... Sounds wonderful. What time does surfing start? Well, best to do a few stretches on the shore before we get wet Oh I think I have seen those. Arms flailing whilst jumping around? I'm not sure jumping is for me actually " | |||
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"So once Hatter (the Tartlet) has gotten comfy and sorted his hammock hareem, and I've had a frolick in the surf, whose got a yurt big enough to accommodate everyone for a lazy snuggle up later? " I've got a dress that can double up as a yurt. | |||
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"So once Hatter (the Tartlet) has gotten comfy and sorted his hammock hareem, and I've had a frolick in the surf, whose got a yurt big enough to accommodate everyone for a lazy snuggle up later? " Frisky has her tent and a pan of sausages. I've got some booze and a blanket. Wanna share? | |||
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"So once Hatter (the Tartlet) has gotten comfy and sorted his hammock hareem, and I've had a frolick in the surf, whose got a yurt big enough to accommodate everyone for a lazy snuggle up later? I've got a dress that can double up as a yurt. " Oh behave | |||
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"So once Hatter (the Tartlet) has gotten comfy and sorted his hammock hareem, and I've had a frolick in the surf, whose got a yurt big enough to accommodate everyone for a lazy snuggle up later? I've got a dress that can double up as a yurt. " Shush with that you! Get yourself amongst the throws and cushions and cwtch up! | |||
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"So once Hatter (the Tartlet) has gotten comfy and sorted his hammock hareem, and I've had a frolick in the surf, whose got a yurt big enough to accommodate everyone for a lazy snuggle up later? Frisky has her tent and a pan of sausages. I've got some booze and a blanket. Wanna share? " Booze and cozying under a blanket? Damn right | |||
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"So once Hatter (the Tartlet) has gotten comfy and sorted his hammock hareem, and I've had a frolick in the surf, whose got a yurt big enough to accommodate everyone for a lazy snuggle up later? I've got a dress that can double up as a yurt. Shush with that you! Get yourself amongst the throws and cushions and cwtch up! " I'll bring the cushions, Lord knows I have a million of them | |||
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"So once Hatter (the Tartlet) has gotten comfy and sorted his hammock hareem, and I've had a frolick in the surf, whose got a yurt big enough to accommodate everyone for a lazy snuggle up later? Frisky has her tent and a pan of sausages. I've got some booze and a blanket. Wanna share? Booze and cozying under a blanket? Damn right " No tenting please | |||
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"Oooh the sun was so soporific I fell asleep... " Not even me launching peanut m & ms at you woke you up | |||
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"Oooh the sun was so soporific I fell asleep... Not even me launching peanut m & ms at you woke you up " Haha I need coffee and sausages and a frolic in the surf! | |||
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"Oooh the sun was so soporific I fell asleep... Not even me launching peanut m & ms at you woke you up Haha I need coffee and sausages and a frolic in the surf! " Come on then | |||
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"Oooh the sun was so soporific I fell asleep... Not even me launching peanut m & ms at you woke you up Haha I need coffee and sausages and a frolic in the surf! Come on then " ok skim read it all - i need alife haha - and i love the word soporific - | |||
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"Oooh the sun was so soporific I fell asleep... Not even me launching peanut m & ms at you woke you up Haha I need coffee and sausages and a frolic in the surf! Come on then ok skim read it all - i need alife haha - and i love the word soporific - " Come and play in the surf and you will get a decidedly soporific feeling afterwards | |||
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"Oooh the sun was so soporific I fell asleep... Not even me launching peanut m & ms at you woke you up Haha I need coffee and sausages and a frolic in the surf! Come on then ok skim read it all - i need alife haha - and i love the word soporific - Come and play in the surf and you will get a decidedly soporific feeling afterwards " on my way - cant beat the feel of the ocean and then the sun drying you off | |||
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"Oooh the sun was so soporific I fell asleep... Not even me launching peanut m & ms at you woke you up Haha I need coffee and sausages and a frolic in the surf! Come on then ok skim read it all - i need alife haha - and i love the word soporific - Come and play in the surf and you will get a decidedly soporific feeling afterwards on my way - cant beat the feel of the ocean and then the sun drying you off " I need that feeling again and soon! It's been too long for sure | |||
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"Oooh the sun was so soporific I fell asleep... Not even me launching peanut m & ms at you woke you up Haha I need coffee and sausages and a frolic in the surf! Come on then ok skim read it all - i need alife haha - and i love the word soporific - Come and play in the surf and you will get a decidedly soporific feeling afterwards on my way - cant beat the feel of the ocean and then the sun drying you off I need that feeling again and soon! It's been too long for sure " I currently have drugs making me feel this way. | |||
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