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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Hello you naughty fabbers.

You are on Miss Honeys wing now.

Hand in your personal items and prepare to be strip searched.

What are you in for?

(Punishment and rewards handed out at my discretion)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im here because i wanna get strip searched

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Stealing op's melons

MrsSB

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Im here because i wanna get strip searched "

Pulls on gloves

Please remove your clothes and spread your legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in for theft. I've been stealing souls.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Stealing op's melons

MrsSB "

Get in that cell

I'll deal with you later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in for being deviant and just thought I'd fit in

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm in for theft. I've been stealing souls. "

You can join MrsSB - enjoy lightfingers

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I should be locked up for leaving my handcuffs somewhere

They are not in my play bag or you bag and I don't know where I have left them

I have been a bad bad bad boy

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

I'm here cos I want to watch mrs666foru getting strip searched!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lighting fires......of lust!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Stealing op's melons

MrsSB

Get in that cell

I'll deal with you later "

Can you deal with me now?

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm in for being deviant and just thought I'd fit in "

You can help me, here have a whip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im here for sexually harrasing the police

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I should be locked up for leaving my handcuffs somewhere

They are not in my play bag or you bag and I don't know where I have left them

I have been a bad bad bad boy "

They are here...in this cell.

I'll cuff you until you learn to remember

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"im here for sexually harrasing the police "

I like you...and they enjoyed it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im here because i wanna get strip searched

Pulls on gloves

Please remove your clothes and spread your legs "

Gladly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm charged with greed. Wanting all of the sex with all of the forumites (well majority). It's a terrible crime and I'm ashamed of myself.

Takes clothes off ready for strip search, okay I'm ready for my punishment....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh they loved it more than i did

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

As with all in jail

'it wasn't me, I didn't do anything'

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm charged with greed. Wanting all of the sex with all of the forumites (well majority). It's a terrible crime and I'm ashamed of myself.

Takes clothes off ready for strip search, okay I'm ready for my punishment.... "

You can wait in my office

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By *yan1223344Man
over a year ago

st helens

If I was arrested and searched with what's in my pockets I would be in big trouble can you guess whats in my pocket lol

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By *onhorMan
over a year ago

here

I'm just visiting. I have a concealed weapon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in for the women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm charged with greed. Wanting all of the sex with all of the forumites (well majority). It's a terrible crime and I'm ashamed of myself.

Takes clothes off ready for strip search, okay I'm ready for my punishment....

You can wait in my office "

Waits. Excitedly.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"If I was arrested and searched with what's in my pockets I would be in big trouble can you guess whats in my pocket lol"

A weapon

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"I should be locked up for leaving my handcuffs somewhere

They are not in my play bag or you bag and I don't know where I have left them

I have been a bad bad bad boy

They are here...in this cell.

I'll cuff you until you learn to remember "

Yes I will remember (will replace them tommorow as a wel know adult store has a sale on them)

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm in for the women "

You can go to my office as well...I will reward you later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in for theft. I've been stealing souls.

You can join MrsSB - enjoy lightfingers "

When's the strip search?

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By *occerstar579Man
over a year ago

Harrogate


"I'm charged with greed. Wanting all of the sex with all of the forumites (well majority). It's a terrible crime and I'm ashamed of myself.

Takes clothes off ready for strip search, okay I'm ready for my punishment.... "

I'm in as estelles partner in crime!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in for the women

You can go to my office as well...I will reward you later "

Great, I'll make a move on estella while I'm in there

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By *yan1223344Man
over a year ago

st helens


"If I was arrested and searched with what's in my pockets I would be in big trouble can you guess whats in my pocket lol

A weapon "
yer that and something else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here for being a pervert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm charged with greed. Wanting all of the sex with all of the forumites (well majority). It's a terrible crime and I'm ashamed of myself.

Takes clothes off ready for strip search, okay I'm ready for my punishment....

I'm in as estelles partner in crime!!!"

It's true. I'm guilty. He's guilty. So much guilt.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm in for theft. I've been stealing souls.

You can join MrsSB - enjoy lightfingers

When's the strip search?"

Clothes off and touch your toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As with all in jail

'it wasn't me, I didn't do anything'"

Not 'all'. I had a couple of cons who openly admitted what they did. Pretty rare out of the hundreds in there mind

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm here for being a pervert "

Clothes off please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello you naughty fabbers.

You are on Miss Honeys wing now.

Hand in your personal items and prepare to be strip searched.

What are you in for?

(Punishment and rewards handed out at my discretion)

"

sniffing a bike seat with intent...it was yours miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in for the women

You can go to my office as well...I will reward you later

Great, I'll make a move on estella while I'm in there "

Excellent!!! I'm going to perpetuate my crime again, and again, and again -- come here sexy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Armed robbery of the Haribo Factory shop

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Hello you naughty fabbers.

You are on Miss Honeys wing now.

Hand in your personal items and prepare to be strip searched.

What are you in for?

(Punishment and rewards handed out at my discretion)

sniffing a bike seat with intent...it was yours miss "

I saw you lick it too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was arrested and searched with what's in my pockets I would be in big trouble can you guess whats in my pocket lol"

a hole and tweezers ?

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By *occerstar579Man
over a year ago

Harrogate


"I'm charged with greed. Wanting all of the sex with all of the forumites (well majority). It's a terrible crime and I'm ashamed of myself.

Takes clothes off ready for strip search, okay I'm ready for my punishment....

I'm in as estelles partner in crime!!!

It's true. I'm guilty. He's guilty. So much guilt."

We share the crime we will share the punishment!!! We will go down together!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in for the women

You can go to my office as well...I will reward you later

Great, I'll make a move on estella while I'm in there

Excellent!!! I'm going to perpetuate my crime again, and again, and again -- come here sexy!! "

Now that sounds like a law I want to break!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello you naughty fabbers.

You are on Miss Honeys wing now.

Hand in your personal items and prepare to be strip searched.

What are you in for?

(Punishment and rewards handed out at my discretion)

sniffing a bike seat with intent...it was yours miss

I saw you lick it too!!"

oh yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fine as long as nobody searches my office desk drawer

And what I have planned is always worse than what I've already done...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in for theft. I've been stealing souls.

You can join MrsSB - enjoy lightfingers

When's the strip search?

Clothes off and touch your toes "

Yes ma'am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm charged with greed. Wanting all of the sex with all of the forumites (well majority). It's a terrible crime and I'm ashamed of myself.

Takes clothes off ready for strip search, okay I'm ready for my punishment....

I'm in as estelles partner in crime!!!

It's true. I'm guilty. He's guilty. So much guilt.

We share the crime we will share the punishment!!! We will go down together!!"

Ooooh who's going down on who first?!

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

I upset a site mod.....again

All the baddest fabbers know what fab solitary is like ...

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm fine as long as nobody searches my office desk drawer

And what I have planned is always worse than what I've already done... "

Pervert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in for the women

You can go to my office as well...I will reward you later

Great, I'll make a move on estella while I'm in there

Excellent!!! I'm going to perpetuate my crime again, and again, and again -- come here sexy!!

Now that sounds like a law I want to break!! "

You're such an enabler!

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By *yan1223344Man
over a year ago

st helens


"If I was arrested and searched with what's in my pockets I would be in big trouble can you guess whats in my pocket lol

a hole and tweezers ?"
haha funny but no

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By *occerstar579Man
over a year ago

Harrogate


"I'm charged with greed. Wanting all of the sex with all of the forumites (well majority). It's a terrible crime and I'm ashamed of myself.

Takes clothes off ready for strip search, okay I'm ready for my punishment....

I'm in as estelles partner in crime!!!

It's true. I'm guilty. He's guilty. So much guilt.

We share the crime we will share the punishment!!! We will go down together!!

Ooooh who's going down on who first?! "

We shud both go down together!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fine as long as nobody searches my office desk drawer

And what I have planned is always worse than what I've already done... "

Did you steal someone's hole punch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in for being a naughty naughty boy

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Offences against the State.

They hold me in solitary, with a face mask.

They think I'm dangerous but I'm really very sweet.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Corrupting a police officer and tying him to my bed......im a very very naughty amazon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Offences against the State.

They hold me in solitary, with a face mask.

They think I'm dangerous but I'm really very sweet.

"

Once I get to work in the library I'll send you little notes via the book trolley. Just hang in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just visiting inmates as I am still pure of thought & action

Anyone need a cake with a concealed file making for a prison escape...?!

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I am in for being a naughty naughty boy "

You best be in a cell alone, but first- clothes off its strip search time

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Offences against the State.

They hold me in solitary, with a face mask.

They think I'm dangerous but I'm really very sweet.

"

I'll swing my daily with a little treat for you- someone from laundry perhaps

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Offences against the State.

They hold me in solitary, with a face mask.

They think I'm dangerous but I'm really very sweet.

Once I get to work in the library I'll send you little notes via the book trolley. Just hang in there "

I'm going nowhere... just quietly planning a revolution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Masturbating in flight in an airplane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in for being deviant and just thought I'd fit in

You can help me, here have a whip."

Great my whipping arm is in good shape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was arrested and searched with what's in my pockets I would be in big trouble can you guess whats in my pocket lol"

I hole xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am in for being a naughty naughty boy

You best be in a cell alone, but first- clothes off its strip search time"

Done.

Now what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard there is free cavity searches going so I smashed a couple of windows.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm only in to see if anyone needs a brief.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL


"I heard there is free cavity searches going so I smashed a couple of windows."

Oh you naughty boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teasing women with chocolate

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

I'm plotting a Shawshank....who's with me???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I heard there is free cavity searches going so I smashed a couple of windows."

I'll do yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm here for being a pervert

Clothes off please "

What clothes.....I'm naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm plotting a Shawshank....who's with me???"

A poster of who, shall we put up? ;p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

International espionage

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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I had to go and take care of something

Ok, stand by your beds. Call search and reprimand time

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I am in for being a naughty naughty boy

You best be in a cell alone, but first- clothes off its strip search time

Done.

Now what "

Bend over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still in your office with estella. We've locked ourselves in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in for insubordination

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"International espionage "

Do you have a double entendre spy name?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm plotting a Shawshank....who's with me???

A poster of who, shall we put up? ;p"

David cassidy ala family guy.

I'm in for crimes against comedy.

What's black and blue and crys alot?

The kids in my basement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"International espionage

Do you have a double entendre spy name? "

Deep stoat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"International espionage

Do you have a double entendre spy name? "

I ordered one of those in a pub once so the barman gave me one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"International espionage

Do you have a double entendre spy name? "

Surely it's Agent Provocateur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"International espionage

Do you have a double entendre spy name?

Deep stoat"

Haha

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

You ain't got nuffing on me.. Nuffing, you here me!!

I ain't gonna spill the beans on anything, no matter what you try to make me talk..

Go on.. Do yer worst.

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

I got 10 years for fraud... you wanna see me without make-up, infact I'm pretty scary with make-up when you get a little closer! Lol

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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I need a deputy! You are all out of control

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I'm on for terrorising a local pcso by playing hide the truncheon with her

H

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what ever you do don't put me in a cell with _iamondjoe!!! he'll try bumming me

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

I'm in for Stealing bags of clothes that were left outside the charity shop ...oh and also impersonating a woman (badly )

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL


"what ever you do don't put me in a cell with _iamondjoe!!! he'll try bumming me "

You wouldn't be much safer with me

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL


"I need a deputy! You are all out of control "

I can't do good.....I've tried...and failed.....and I like being cuffed waaaaay to much to be a screw!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im here cos i dont look 54 and hoping to pass for 45 - and i love melons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what ever you do don't put me in a cell with _iamondjoe!!! he'll try bumming me

You wouldn't be much safer with me "

someone else might be getting bummed then

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL


"what ever you do don't put me in a cell with _iamondjoe!!! he'll try bumming me

You wouldn't be much safer with me

someone else might be getting bummed then "

Not necessarily me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a deputy! You are all out of control

I can't do good.....I've tried...and failed.....and I like being cuffed waaaaay to much to be a screw! "
cuffs and screws go hand in hand

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"what ever you do don't put me in a cell with _iamondjoe!!! he'll try bumming me

You wouldn't be much safer with me "

Well keep an eye....let them do whatever, I will rectify it later...I need to go for a break

(Ladywank)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was arrested and searched with what's in my pockets I would be in big trouble can you guess whats in my pocket lol

A weapon "
a pocket rocket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what ever you do don't put me in a cell with _iamondjoe!!! he'll try bumming me

You wouldn't be much safer with me

someone else might be getting bummed then

Not necessarily me "

lol great sounds like i'm gonna be passed around in this jail like a plaything

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL


"I need a deputy! You are all out of control

I can't do good.....I've tried...and failed.....and I like being cuffed waaaaay to much to be a screw! cuffs and screws go hand in hand "

Ooh officer teaser u can frisk me!

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By *anklerMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

I'm here for eating too many melons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pinching haribos to keep up with forums please strip search at will

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL


"what ever you do don't put me in a cell with _iamondjoe!!! he'll try bumming me

You wouldn't be much safer with me

someone else might be getting bummed then

Not necessarily me

lol great sounds like i'm gonna be passed around in this jail like a plaything "

Oh the perils of having a tight pert ass

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"im here cos i dont look 54 and hoping to pass for 45 - and i love melons "

Fraud is a serious offence, but I'd doubt you'd get caught tbh

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im here cos i dont look 54 and hoping to pass for 45 - and i love melons

Fraud is a serious offence, but I'd doubt you'd get caught tbh

S"

is what im hoping for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here but it's all lies....I'm a good girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

over pouting in a built up area sorry ma lud

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"im here cos i dont look 54 and hoping to pass for 45 - and i love melons

Fraud is a serious offence, but I'd doubt you'd get caught tbh

S"

Impersonating people officers and getting caught doing lewd acts in their dungeon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im here cos i dont look 54 and hoping to pass for 45 - and i love melons

Fraud is a serious offence, but I'd doubt you'd get caught tbh

S

Impersonating people officers and getting caught doing lewd acts in their dungeon. "

I impersonate women

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"im here cos i dont look 54 and hoping to pass for 45 - and i love melons

Fraud is a serious offence, but I'd doubt you'd get caught tbh

S

Impersonating people officers and getting caught doing lewd acts in their dungeon.

I impersonate women "

And you do a better job than me.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"im here cos i dont look 54 and hoping to pass for 45 - and i love melons

Fraud is a serious offence, but I'd doubt you'd get caught tbh

S

Impersonating people officers and getting caught doing lewd acts in their dungeon.

I impersonate women

And you do a better job than me. "

Police ffs auto correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a deputy! You are all out of control "

I'll be your deputy, I'll do the strip searches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jail really isn't my cup of tea. The food is rubbish and the sheets are itchy.

I'm breaking out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im here cos i dont look 54 and hoping to pass for 45 - and i love melons

Fraud is a serious offence, but I'd doubt you'd get caught tbh

S

Impersonating people officers and getting caught doing lewd acts in their dungeon.

I impersonate women

And you do a better job than me. "

ah ha,,,,,,,,,,,,,so your also an impersonator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mikki struts into the showers,,,,,,,,and deliberately drops the soap.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

[Removed by poster at 31/08/16 21:59:40]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been sent to you for wanking over those melons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im here cos i dont look 54 and hoping to pass for 45 - and i love melons

Fraud is a serious offence, but I'd doubt you'd get caught tbh

S

Impersonating people officers and getting caught doing lewd acts in their dungeon.

I impersonate women

And you do a better job than me.

ah ha,,,,,,,,,,,,,so your also an impersonator

Only if it involves hand puppets.. "

oh so you,ve seen me on fabs webcam

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL


"Jail really isn't my cup of tea. The food is rubbish and the sheets are itchy.

I'm breaking out!! "

Psst merry...we're already working on it...come into my cell!

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By *kgeminiMan
over a year ago

Southampton

You lot can't prove nuffing! I was set up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been sent to you for wanking over those melons "

Smooth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll work in the kitchen and bake cakes with flies in.

I'm in for bodging up a bank raid,I thought I was supposed to put the stockings on my legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what ever you do don't put me in a cell with _iamondjoe!!! he'll try bumming me

You wouldn't be much safer with me

someone else might be getting bummed then

Not necessarily me

lol great sounds like i'm gonna be passed around in this jail like a plaything

Oh the perils of having a tight pert ass "

lmfao you fuckers are actually starting to scare me....quick put me on the fraggle unit miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been sent to you for wanking over those melons "

oooh you wank over melons ,,,in Tesco?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been sent to you for wanking over those melons

Smooth."

You ready for your strip search?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"im here cos i dont look 54 and hoping to pass for 45 - and i love melons

Fraud is a serious offence, but I'd doubt you'd get caught tbh

S

Impersonating people officers and getting caught doing lewd acts in their dungeon.

I impersonate women

And you do a better job than me.

ah ha,,,,,,,,,,,,,so your also an impersonator

Only if it involves hand puppets..

oh so you,ve seen me on fabs webcam "

I was thinking more of me and the sooty sweep and Sue incident.. But

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been sent to you for wanking over those melons

Smooth.

You ready for your strip search? "

You won't want to do that.. im like garland greene out of con air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im here cos i dont look 54 and hoping to pass for 45 - and i love melons

Fraud is a serious offence, but I'd doubt you'd get caught tbh

S

Impersonating people officers and getting caught doing lewd acts in their dungeon.

I impersonate women

And you do a better job than me.

ah ha,,,,,,,,,,,,,so your also an impersonator

Only if it involves hand puppets..

oh so you,ve seen me on fabs webcam

I was thinking more of me and the sooty sweep and Sue incident.. But "

hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been sent to you for wanking over those melons

Smooth.

You ready for your strip search? "

omg,,,do you supect hes hidden a mellon

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL


"what ever you do don't put me in a cell with _iamondjoe!!! he'll try bumming me

You wouldn't be much safer with me

someone else might be getting bummed then

Not necessarily me

lol great sounds like i'm gonna be passed around in this jail like a plaything

Oh the perils of having a tight pert ass

lmfao you fuckers are actually starting to scare me....quick put me on the fraggle unit miss"

Come here naughty boy......

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Hello you naughty fabbers.

You are on Miss Honeys wing now.

Hand in your personal items and prepare to be strip searched.

What are you in for?

(Punishment and rewards handed out at my discretion)

"

I have kept my library books a week too long.

A judicial caning would be fitting.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

...


"Ive been sent to you for wanking over those melons

Smooth."

You want some?

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD

Err...I'm just here to read the meter...??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a deputy! You are all out of control

I can't do good.....I've tried...and failed.....and I like being cuffed waaaaay to much to be a screw! cuffs and screws go hand in hand

Ooh officer teaser u can frisk me! "
ready willing and able

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

...


"what ever you do don't put me in a cell with _iamondjoe!!! he'll try bumming me

You wouldn't be much safer with me

someone else might be getting bummed then

Not necessarily me

lol great sounds like i'm gonna be passed around in this jail like a plaything

Oh the perils of having a tight pert ass

lmfao you fuckers are actually starting to scare me....quick put me on the fraggle unit miss"

Come here peachy

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

...


"Jail really isn't my cup of tea. The food is rubbish and the sheets are itchy.

I'm breaking out!! "

Catch him....I've got soft sheets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been sent to you for wanking over those melons

Smooth.

You ready for your strip search?

You won't want to do that.. im like garland greene out of con air"

You're a pussycat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been sent to you for wanking over those melons

Smooth.

You ready for your strip search?

omg,,,do you supect hes hidden a mellon "

I think he has two of them concealed! Wanna give me a hand checking?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"I'll work in the kitchen and bake cakes with flies in.

I'm in for bodging up a bank raid,I thought I was supposed to put the stockings on my legs "

The cakes might be more use with files in, but if it is flies can you do some Garibaldi's instead of cake?

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been sent to you for wanking over those melons

Smooth.

You ready for your strip search?

You won't want to do that.. im like garland greene out of con air

You're a pussycat!"

I think ive seen a whole new breed of pussycat the last few days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what ever you do don't put me in a cell with _iamondjoe!!! he'll try bumming me

You wouldn't be much safer with me

someone else might be getting bummed then

Not necessarily me

lol great sounds like i'm gonna be passed around in this jail like a plaything

Oh the perils of having a tight pert ass

lmfao you fuckers are actually starting to scare me....quick put me on the fraggle unit miss

Come here peachy "

are you gonna try and bumm me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been sent to you for wanking over those melons

Smooth.

You ready for your strip search?

You won't want to do that.. im like garland greene out of con air

You're a pussycat!

I think ive seen a whole new breed of pussycat the last few days "

One definitely needs a vet

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL


"Ive been sent to you for wanking over those melons

Smooth.

You ready for your strip search?

You won't want to do that.. im like garland greene out of con air

You're a pussycat!

I think ive seen a whole new breed of pussycat the last few days "

Cougar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been sent to you for wanking over those melons

Smooth.

You ready for your strip search?

You won't want to do that.. im like garland greene out of con air

You're a pussycat!

I think ive seen a whole new breed of pussycat the last few days

One definitely needs a vet "

Supervet couldn't get it going

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

For self inflicted assault

I broke my foot today

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I've been a good lady but just want a punishment.... That's a first for me

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Well done Miss.Honey. Now they're all in you can start the other thread asking for guard volunteers for the other half of your Stanford experiment...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What times lights out? I'm tired

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm in for failing to disclose my love of a 3 some with DiamondJoe and the Hatter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I stay in for bad behaviour?

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

...


"Well done Miss.Honey. Now they're all in you can start the other thread asking for guard volunteers for the other half of your Stanford experiment..."

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

I just seen _iamondjoe flying in clinging to a drone.

I'm going to chuck a brick thru the cop shop window and join in the fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I stay in for bad behaviour? "

Sex pest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guilty of being extremely good looking

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

...

Grab a cell mate bitches

Lights out and lockdown time

This jailer needs sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I stay in for bad behaviour?

Sex pest "
that's what my t shirt says wanna share a bunk then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For not conforming with society

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

*MrsSB shapes her cell. She's looking for someone to fuck*

MrsSB

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"*MrsSB shapes her cell. She's looking for someone to fuck*

MrsSB "

You would fit in very well in Prisioner Cell Block H

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"*MrsSB shapes her cell. She's looking for someone to fuck*

MrsSB

You would fit in very well in Prisioner Cell Block H "

How do I get there ace?

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grab a cell mate bitches

Lights out and lockdown time

This jailer needs sleep"

Grabs Mrs SB for some during the night cell play

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Grab a cell mate bitches

Lights out and lockdown time

This jailer needs sleep

Grabs Mrs SB for some during the night cell play "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not posting to.the forums this evening , bluming crashing Interweb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For being a naughty girl x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"*MrsSB shapes her cell. She's looking for someone to fuck*

MrsSB

You would fit in very well in Prisioner Cell Block H

How do I get there ace?

MrsSB "

You would need a ticket back to an Australian soap opera in the 80's with dodgy scenery and have a preference for the ladies

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Im innocent i tell you... refuse to admit im guilty

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Im sexually harrasing dax

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm staff. I like the uniform.

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By *atie ShayTV/TS
over a year ago

@@

I work here and I'm a damn good screw!

Now stand by your beds it's inspection time!

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By *hanetMale41Man
over a year ago

ramsgate

Runs thru front door naked "I'm streaking in the............ oooops wrong door

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm staff. I like the uniform."

Cor blimey missus, I can imagine you being a strict disciplinarian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for chasing the ladies around while dressed as Benny Hill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Assault with two deadly weapons

Corruption (of young men)

Stealing souls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Assault with two deadly weapons

Corruption (of young men)

Stealing souls "

Stealing souls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Assault with two deadly weapons

Corruption (of young men)

Stealing souls

Stealing souls "

I'm a ginger...it's what we do

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