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By *am-Raider OP   Man
over a year ago

Corby

It must be time to parody the people who seem to go to an extreme effort to be offended by another posters innocent remark.

So let's see some drama queen-esque diva tantrums in response to the poster above.

Your starter for ten.

"I fucking hate squirrels...they're just..so..so..well...grey!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It must be time to parody the people who seem to go to an extreme effort to be offended by another posters innocent remark.

So let's see some drama queen-esque diva tantrums in response to the poster above.

Your starter for ten.

"I fucking hate squirrels...they're just..so..so..well...grey!!" "

They are red also dont forget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It must be time to parody the people who seem to go to an extreme effort to be offended by another posters innocent remark.

So let's see some drama queen-esque diva tantrums in response to the poster above.

Your starter for ten.

"I fucking hate squirrels...they're just..so..so..well...grey!!" "

What about the red ones? Their not grey at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It must be time to parody the people who seem to go to an extreme effort to be offended by another posters innocent remark.

So let's see some drama queen-esque diva tantrums in response to the poster above.

Your starter for ten.

"I fucking hate squirrels...they're just..so..so..well...grey!!"

They are red also dont forget "

Damn it

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

How dare you exclude the native reds you squirrelist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It must be time to parody the people who seem to go to an extreme effort to be offended by another posters innocent remark.

So let's see some drama queen-esque diva tantrums in response to the poster above.

Your starter for ten.

"I fucking hate squirrels...they're just..so..so..well...grey!!"

They are red also dont forget

Damn it"

Sooowwwwwyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many people on here have faces like 'slapped arses'. Oh wait a minute, they are arses (mostly cute)

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

Ah tits...Me and my dinosaur finger typing!!! Late to the party again

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"It must be time to parody the people who seem to go to an extreme effort to be offended by another posters innocent remark.

So let's see some drama queen-esque diva tantrums in response to the poster above.

Your starter for ten.

"I fucking hate squirrels...they're just..so..so..well...grey!!" "

I think I've been on fab too long ..I read that as ghey..

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By *am-Raider OP   Man
over a year ago

Corby

Red or grey...they are just rats with fluffy tails!

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By *am-Raider OP   Man
over a year ago

Corby

And don't get me going on pigeons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And don't get me going on pigeons. "

I used to have a job killing pigeons, I loved that job

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By *am-Raider OP   Man
over a year ago

Corby

I think you said that before in another of my inane pigeon posts....did you really? How did tou kill em? Did you really enjoy it?

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By *onhorMan
over a year ago

here


"I think you said that before in another of my inane pigeon posts....did you really? How did tou kill em? Did you really enjoy it? "

Murderers the pair of you!!

Can I have some pie?

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By *am-Raider OP   Man
over a year ago

Corby


"I think you said that before in another of my inane pigeon posts....did you really? How did tou kill em? Did you really enjoy it?

Murderers the pair of you!!

Can I have some pie? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you said that before in another of my inane pigeon posts....did you really? How did tou kill em? Did you really enjoy it? "

Used to shoot them out the rafters then had to climb up and wring the chicks necks. I wasn't so keen on the neck wringing but yeah I liked it. The mess they cause when they've had access to a building for a while has to be seen to be believed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Red or grey...they are just rats with fluffy tails! "

Dont forget the albino ones or the black ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont forget the seagulls

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

All this talk of squirals is making me nuts

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

What about those theiving magpies?

Miss

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By *am-Raider OP   Man
over a year ago

Corby


"Red or grey...they are just rats with fluffy tails!

Dont forget the albino ones or the black ones "

Yeah...those "special" black and white ones are such divas! They all die the same way though. (joking)

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"It must be time to parody the people who seem to go to an extreme effort to be offended by another posters innocent remark.

So let's see some drama queen-esque diva tantrums in response to the poster above.

Your starter for ten.

"I fucking hate squirrels...they're just..so..so..well...grey!!"

I think I've been on fab too long ..I read that as ghey.. "

Are you being homo-squirrel-phobic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All squirrels are red. A liquidiser helps though.

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By *am-Raider OP   Man
over a year ago

Corby


"All squirrels are red. A liquidiser helps though."
...he he....evil but funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave the poor squirrels alone you animal abusers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you said that before in another of my inane pigeon posts....did you really? How did tou kill em? Did you really enjoy it?

Used to shoot them out the rafters then had to climb up and wring the chicks necks. I wasn't so keen on the neck wringing but yeah I liked it. The mess they cause when they've had access to a building for a while has to be seen to be believed. "

killer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair. They don't taste that good either. Definitely needs spicing up but a step up on rat.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I reckon squirrels taste OK, they are just a bitch to skin, so I can't be arsed.

Used to eat them as fair bit when I was a skint student.

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By *am-Raider OP   Man
over a year ago

Corby

We've probably all had squirrel tikka masala at some point.

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"We've probably all had squirrel tikka masala at some point. "

Are we still talking about squirrels or what our local Chinese serve?

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By *am-Raider OP   Man
over a year ago

Corby


"We've probably all had squirrel tikka masala at some point.

Are we still talking about squirrels or what our local Chinese serve? "

Well actually our local Indian but there is a chinky place too that does a nice squirrel in blackbean sauce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My local chinese years ago, Got done for keeping dead foxes in the freezer. And in the next village, A woman kept her dead husband in the freezer. I don't think she worked in a food outlet place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a point of interest. I read a story about a woman, Who found out about her husband, Who was having an affair, She kept on baking him, Home made steak and kidney pies. He said her pies were absolutely lovely. What he did not know, Was she was putting dog shit in them

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