FabSwingers.com forum: Strangest thing you've ever humped

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Marjorie once showed me a video of a guy humping a hole in a melon. Also saw a guy on the Internet humping a car exhaust

Got me thinking..

What have you guys humped and enjoyed?

Betty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only women for me (mr)

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By *hunkyThighsMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Only a women for me as well..

The American pie never did tempt me to burn my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marjorie once showed me a video of a guy humping a hole in a melon. Also saw a guy on the Internet humping a car exhaust

Got me thinking..

What have you guys humped and enjoyed?

Betty"

Ya Ma lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wife would probably say me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Homemade fleshlight

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

Not fully put my cock in or anything but once walking hom d*unk with my pizza and walked past my friend kissing a girl in a door way so shouted to him and playfully humped my pizza box telling him to have a good night lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*waits for someone to mention sweetcorn and spring onions*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex-PM and pigs head springs to mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm tempted to say a camel but it wouldn't be true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a video of a guy fucking a McChicken sandwich doing the rounds on the Internet at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Marjorie once showed me a video of a guy humping a hole in a melon. Also saw a guy on the Internet humping a car exhaust

Got me thinking..

What have you guys humped and enjoyed?

Betty

Ya Ma lol"

Was she good? lol

Betty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is a video of a guy fucking a McChicken sandwich doing the rounds on the Internet at the moment.

Oh I'll have to look for that!

Betty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not fully put my cock in or anything but once walking hom d*unk with my pizza and walked past my friend kissing a girl in a door way so shouted to him and playfully humped my pizza box telling him to have a good night lol"

Love it!

Betty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 20 years ago Whilst doing maintenance on some student accommodation, my mate found in a wardrobe a shop mannequin with a hole in its ass which was stuffed with what I can only describe as offal.

I haven't seen or smelt anything as rank since and yet I'm still partial to a bit of liver and bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A carebears face

it was my best friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The large hadron collider.

Read the sign a bit too fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

god ive led a sheltered life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only a women for me as well..

The American pie never did tempt me to burn my cock"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marjorie once showed me a video of a guy humping a hole in a melon. Also saw a guy on the Internet humping a car exhaust

Got me thinking..

What have you guys humped and enjoyed?

Betty"

A man in my local town was arrested for d*unkenlu shagging the exhaust of a land rover. He even made it into the local newspapers

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By *ustyRedxxxxWoman
over a year ago

sunny south coast

"Marjorie once showed me a video of a guy humping a hole in a melon. Also saw a guy on the Internet humping a car exhaust

Got me thinking..

What have you guys humped and enjoyed?

Betty

A man in my local town was arrested for d*unkenlu shagging the exhaust of a land rover. He even made it into the local newspapers

Just spat my coffee out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once humped my left hand, it felt strange and wrong

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Tory fucked the NHS

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Are the exhaust pipes hot or cold when they shag them?

Is there a preference for pristine and shiny or sooty and rusty?

And would shagging an Mx5's exhaust be a step too low..in all senses??

Just so many questions!!!

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"I once humped my left hand, it felt strange and wrong

If you had a hand transplant, would having a wank be like unconsensual sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are the exhaust pipes hot or cold when they shag them?

Is there a preference for pristine and shiny or sooty and rusty?

And would shagging an Mx5's exhaust be a step too low..in all senses??

Just so many questions!!! "

Well X5s are just rank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a video of a guy fucking a McChicken sandwich doing the rounds on the Internet at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once saw a guy on cam fucking a Henrietta Hoover....was rather erotic !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm told when I was just a wee one I had a fascination with dry humping the couch.

Never heard it complaining.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marjorie once showed me a video of a guy humping a hole in a melon. Also saw a guy on the Internet humping a car exhaust

Got me thinking..

What have you guys humped and enjoyed?

Betty

Ya Ma lol

Was she good? lol

Betty"

She was great, ask anyone lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marjorie once showed me a video of a guy humping a hole in a melon. Also saw a guy on the Internet humping a car exhaust

Got me thinking..

What have you guys humped and enjoyed?

Betty

A man in my local town was arrested for d*unkenlu shagging the exhaust of a land rover. He even made it into the local newspapers

That is an outrage!

I wa not d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My second wife and a Henry hoover. Henry was more responsive

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"My second wife and a Henry hoover. Henry was more responsive

Henry is a filthy little vacuum bastard. Or so I've heard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teddy bears.

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