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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

Just had a 23 year old offering to sleep with me if I buy her a horse!!!?! A bloody horse. That's a new one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neigh!

Surely not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U sure she didn't say for a pony lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That one's trying to take you for a ride!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think argos had some my little pony toys on special the other day. Did she specify it had to be living?

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

She just wanted a ride!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Just had a 23 year old offering to sleep with me if I buy her a horse!!!?! A bloody horse. That's a new one"

I'll sleep with you for a good horse!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like she's hot to trot !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg why haven't I thought of this, I've always wanted a pony

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By *lowjoMan
over a year ago

horny

So what kind of horse did you buy her?

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Neigh!

Surely not

Yep, think she's expecting rather a lot

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"So what kind of horse did you buy her?"

I said she could have "my little pony" lol

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Omg why haven't I thought of this, I've always wanted a pony

Shetland?

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Just had a 23 year old offering to sleep with me if I buy her a horse!!!?! A bloody horse. That's a new one

I'll sleep with you for a good horse!!!

Well if you had asked I may well have said yes

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"She just wanted a ride!"

Someone asked for a "donkey fuck" once lol

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Dirty pony slut

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Dirty pony slut"

I like it when you talk dirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She wanted to ride you cowgirl style yeeha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giddy up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

W'ohhhhh

So anyway.. I presume you bought one?

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"W'ohhhhh

So anyway.. I presume you bought one? "

I bought three just in case

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"She wanted to ride you cowgirl style yeeha x"

I'll get my hat ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"W'ohhhhh

So anyway.. I presume you bought one?

I bought three just in case"

Good thinking

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"W'ohhhhh

So anyway.. I presume you bought one?

I bought three just in case

Good thinking "

She may have naughty horse loving friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"W'ohhhhh

So anyway.. I presume you bought one?

I bought three just in case

Good thinking

She may have naughty horse loving friends "

She might.. I'll buy another 4, just in case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew a guy who bought his wife the leg of a race-horse once as an investment. I assume she was content with that. Of course the investment was rather tied up with the others who owned the other parts of said horse! Every time he went off to the races I'd tell him to break a leg - he didn't see the funny side!

Unfortunately I think he had to sell the leg later on - the costs of upkeep had galloped with inflation! I believe he might have sold it to a big far eastern food giant!

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