FabSwingers.com forum: The better orgasm course

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I heard about a course*, today, teaching people to have better orgasms.

The last 'lesson' is to attend a sex party/club and test out what you have learned.

So, how many of you have been helping people with their course work?

* It's not run by Sydney University.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard about a course*, today, teaching people to have better orgasms.

The last 'lesson' is to attend a sex party/club and test out what you have learned.

So, how many of you have been helping people with their course work?

* It's not run by Sydney University.

I need a study partner!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

FAB!!!

Where do I apply to be lecturer in Advanced Perversion and Navel Contemplation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard about a course*, today, teaching people to have better orgasms.

The last 'lesson' is to attend a sex party/club and test out what you have learned.

So, how many of you have been helping people with their course work?

* It's not run by Sydney University.

I need a study partner!!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"FAB!!!

Where do I apply to be lecturer in Advanced Perversion and Navel Contemplation? "

I think we should set up our own course. Between us we should be able to offer a full curriculum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FAB!!!

Where do I apply to be lecturer in Advanced Perversion and Navel Contemplation?

I think we should set up our own course. Between us we should be able to offer a full curriculum.

Yes, I'll teach how not to bang noses when you kiss. And nawty things to say to tip your partner into orgasm during intercourse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FAB!!!

Where do I apply to be lecturer in Advanced Perversion and Navel Contemplation?

I think we should set up our own course. Between us we should be able to offer a full curriculum.

I can offer tea, wait... actually where do I sign up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much was the course? I bet there was a lot of deep breathing involved.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"FAB!!!

Where do I apply to be lecturer in Advanced Perversion and Navel Contemplation?

I think we should set up our own course. Between us we should be able to offer a full curriculum.

I can offer tea, wait... actually where do I sign up?"

You can't just offer tea. There has to be a learning outcome. Ritualise your tea and make it sexy! We want orgasms, and good ones, if we're to get good student ratings.

If we do really well we can start a university and charge £9k a year for the course.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I need that course!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Why didn't I think of this?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How much was the course? I bet there was a lot of deep breathing involved. "

I didn't think to ask that question.

I feel a bit of a failure now.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Why didn't I think of this?

Actually, why didn't you?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I need that course!"

You'd want it online though.

You might as well stick to Fab for that.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"FAB!!!

Where do I apply to be lecturer in Advanced Perversion and Navel Contemplation?

I think we should set up our own course. Between us we should be able to offer a full curriculum.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"FAB!!!

Where do I apply to be lecturer in Advanced Perversion and Navel Contemplation?

I think we should set up our own course. Between us we should be able to offer a full curriculum.

You could be on to something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm already giving men better orgasms for free. I'm a mug

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

I'm looking to set up a museum of erotica/sensuality, artwork/photographs/literature....oh! Licketys pins are back!

Grrrrr! Thrown off my thread of thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard about a course*, today, teaching people to have better orgasms.

The last 'lesson' is to attend a sex party/club and test out what you have learned.

So, how many of you have been helping people with their course work

* It's not run by Sydney University.

Sounds like hard work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FAB!!!

Where do I apply to be lecturer in Advanced Perversion and Navel Contemplation?

I think we should set up our own course. Between us we should be able to offer a full curriculum.

I can offer tea, wait... actually where do I sign up?

You can't just offer tea. There has to be a learning outcome. Ritualise your tea and make it sexy! We want orgasms, and good ones, if we're to get good student ratings.

If we do really well we can start a university and charge £9k a year for the course.

That's why I asked to sign up, I need to take the course first.

Or I could do something with poetry.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I need that course!

You'd want it online though.

You might as well stick to Fab for that.

Hell, no! I want the full hands-on (and anything else available-on) experience!

I can give myself amazing orgasms. I want to learn to be able to have amazing orgasms with other people.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"FAB!!!

Where do I apply to be lecturer in Advanced Perversion and Navel Contemplation?

I think we should set up our own course. Between us we should be able to offer a full curriculum.

I can offer tea, wait... actually where do I sign up?

You can't just offer tea. There has to be a learning outcome. Ritualise your tea and make it sexy! We want orgasms, and good ones, if we're to get good student ratings.

If we do really well we can start a university and charge £9k a year for the course.

That's why I asked to sign up, I need to take the course first.

Or I could do something with poetry. "

Poetea?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I need that course!

You'd want it online though.

You might as well stick to Fab for that.

Hell, no! I want the full hands-on (and anything else available-on) experience!

I can give myself amazing orgasms. I want to learn to be able to have amazing orgasms with other people."

Ok, but you can't pass the course if you miss the final practical exam at the party/club.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm looking to set up a museum of erotica/sensuality, artwork/photographs/literature....oh! Licketys pins are back!

Grrrrr! Thrown off my thread of thought

The Wellcome Trust did something a couple of years ago. Interesting in parts.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm already giving men better orgasms for free. I'm a mug

Are you at senior lecturer or professor level?

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

I really need to pass on my experience to those in need, well, females that is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FAB!!!

Where do I apply to be lecturer in Advanced Perversion and Navel Contemplation?

I think we should set up our own course. Between us we should be able to offer a full curriculum.

I can offer tea, wait... actually where do I sign up?

You can't just offer tea. There has to be a learning outcome. Ritualise your tea and make it sexy! We want orgasms, and good ones, if we're to get good student ratings.

If we do really well we can start a university and charge £9k a year for the course.

That's why I asked to sign up, I need to take the course first.

Or I could do something with poetry.

Poetea?

That's excellent and I'm keeping that.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I know what I could teach

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"I'm looking to set up a museum of erotica/sensuality, artwork/photographs/literature....oh! Licketys pins are back!

Grrrrr! Thrown off my thread of thought

The Wellcome Trust did something a couple of years ago. Interesting in parts.

Yes! I've seen the Wellcom Trust work...this will be different!

Hey! Stp flashing yer pins and put yer Bunter costume on!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I need that course!

You'd want it online though.

You might as well stick to Fab for that.

Hell, no! I want the full hands-on (and anything else available-on) experience!

I can give myself amazing orgasms. I want to learn to be able to have amazing orgasms with other people.

Ok, but you can't pass the course if you miss the final practical exam at the party/club.

That could be a problem.

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"I know what I could teach

Geography

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I know what I could teach

What are you offering?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm looking to set up a museum of erotica/sensuality, artwork/photographs/literature....oh! Licketys pins are back!

Grrrrr! Thrown off my thread of thought

The Wellcome Trust did something a couple of years ago. Interesting in parts.

Yes! I've seen the Wellcom Trust work...this will be different!

Hey! Stp flashing yer pins and put yer Bunter costume on!

If you insist...

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I really need to pass on my experience to those in need, well, females that is.

Erm, I think we're co-ed.

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"I'm looking to set up a museum of erotica/sensuality, artwork/photographs/literature....oh! Licketys pins are back!

Grrrrr! Thrown off my thread of thought

The Wellcome Trust did something a couple of years ago. Interesting in parts.

Yes! I've seen the Wellcom Trust work...this will be different!

Hey! Stp flashing yer pins and put yer Bunter costume on!

If you insist..."

Erm! Red heels and legs could make it into museum.....but this is no place for Billy Bunter

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"I really need to pass on my experience to those in need, well, females that is.

Erm, I think we're co-ed.

We need specialist departments of course.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

With the right lab partner I'd be happy to do a research project

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"I heard about a course*, today, teaching people to have better orgasms.

The last 'lesson' is to attend a sex party/club and test out what you have learned.

So, how many of you have been helping people with their course work?

* It's not run by Sydney University.

A sex offenders course sounds more fun.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I heard about a course*, today, teaching people to have better orgasms.

The last 'lesson' is to attend a sex party/club and test out what you have learned.

So, how many of you have been helping people with their course work?

* It's not run by Sydney University.

A sex offenders course sounds more fun.

WTF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure how I could achieve a better orgasm than the one I had earlier?

Maybe if I focus better and keep my mouth closed during the vinegar strokes?

I came on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I teach the kink module?

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By *KYPEMan
over a year ago

NorthWest..

Yes that's sounds more involved interesting...

Kinky module...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm already giving men better orgasms for free. I'm a mug

Are you at senior lecturer or professor level?

I have mastered the art of better male orgasms

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By *KYPEMan
over a year ago

NorthWest..

Haha ...

Im expert on European projects

Exchange student...

Just need the submitting new applications...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard about a course*, today, teaching people to have better orgasms.

The last 'lesson' is to attend a sex party/club and test out what you have learned.

So, how many of you have been helping people with their course work?

* It's not run by Sydney University.

I thought them cheeky gits would've been all over this lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I heard about a course*, today, teaching people to have better orgasms.

The last 'lesson' is to attend a sex party/club and test out what you have learned.

So, how many of you have been helping people with their course work?

* It's not run by Sydney University.

I thought them cheeky gits would've been all over this lol"

The threats of legal action scared them off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this like the Delia smith how to boil an egg tv show... I'm off to Eurekas summer school today.. see any fellow students there laters

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