FabSwingers.com forum: Are Ladies getting lazy?

By *espectful chap 99 OP Man
over a year ago

Preston

It seems to me like women are letting their personal hygiene slip and not washing properly...

We've had some group fun in clubs recently and have been surprised at the amount of sweaty poo odour you ladies seem to have..

So, when you go washings your pussy's, can you please continue with the soap round the corner...

Is anyone feeling the same?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

No.

Perhaps ask them for certification that they have been checked before you decide whether to play with them.

Sweat poo (odd concept) would seem to be something that could be non-gender specific though.

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over a year ago

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Classy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i met a guy with a sweaty ass and i didn't care, it's really hot right now (and it didn't smell like poo), i just slipped my finger right up it while sucking him off.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Sweaty poo, no can't say I've smelt that fragrance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you sniff each other's butts to make sure they don't smell?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

OP at what point in the proceedings do you detect this aroma..?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

No, ladies aren't getting lazy, not sure why a couple of people who sweat and smell would make you think that all women are getting lazy

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"No, ladies aren't getting lazy, not sure why a couple of people who sweat and smell would make you think that all women are getting lazy

Standard hand grenade thread.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Wishing I hadn't looked. ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just poked my nose in. Now I'm regretting it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It seems to me like women are letting their personal hygiene slip and not washing properly...

We've had some group fun in clubs recently and have been surprised at the amount of sweaty poo odour you ladies seem to have..

So, when you go washings your pussy's, can you please continue with the soap round the corner...

Is anyone feeling the same?"

We have had more meets than most , done clubs , dogging , home meets , parties , one to ones , group and anything else you may care to mention . We've met single women , guys , TVs , tgs , all ages and all sizes .

And not once have we come across the issues you so eloquently talk of .

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

How many are we talking about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just poked my nose in. Now I'm regretting it.

Did you smell sweaty poo??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just poked my nose in. Now I'm regretting it.

into a sweaty-poo'd arse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just poked my nose in. Now I'm regretting it.

Did you smell sweaty poo??"

mine was better

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

Brilliant !!!! Thank you soooo much ! I laughed so hard that coffee shot across the room . Fucking funny !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just poked my nose in. Now I'm regretting it.

Did you smell sweaty poo??

mine was better

You always have to go one better don't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just poked my nose in. Now I'm regretting it.

Did you smell sweaty poo??

mine was better

You always have to go one better don't you?

But i got there first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just poked my nose in. Now I'm regretting it.

Did you smell sweaty poo??

mine was better

You always have to go one better don't you?

He does seem to do it rather well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps you need to meet a better class of people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just poked my nose in. Now I'm regretting it.

That sounds all kindsa wrong!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perhaps you need to meet a better class of people. "

or a better ass of people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just poked my nose in. Now I'm regretting it.

Did you smell sweaty poo??

mine was better

You always have to go one better don't you?

He does seem to do it rather well.

thing is , she was thinking of something funny for ages..mine took me just a second.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just poked my nose in. Now I'm regretting it.

Did you smell sweaty poo??

mine was better

You always have to go one better don't you?

He does seem to do it rather well.

thing is , she was thinking of something funny for ages..mine took me just a second.

Yet she beat you too it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just poked my nose in. Now I'm regretting it.

Did you smell sweaty poo??

mine was better

You always have to go one better don't you?

He does seem to do it rather well.

thing is , she was thinking of something funny for ages..mine took me just a second.

But i got in before you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh goodness

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Is this the guy who told us off about hygiene before? Like we're all useless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just poked my nose in. Now I'm regretting it.

Did you smell sweaty poo??

mine was better

You always have to go one better don't you?

He does seem to do it rather well.

thing is , she was thinking of something funny for ages..mine took me just a second.

But i got in before you

with less aplomb

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is this the guy who told us off about hygiene before? Like we're all useless

It's a couple, with a female half. Based on the OP all women are lax so that must include the OP.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Someone will be along to do a bit of brown-nosing in a minute.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My farts don't smell so my butt must be clean

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Is this the guy who told us off about hygiene before? Like we're all useless

It's a couple, with a female half. Based on the OP all women are lax so that must include the OP.

That's true. Guy means another person to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perhaps you need to meet a better class of people.

or a better ass of people

Eau de Dettol ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone will be along to do a bit of brown-nosing in a minute....."

or some white knights in shitey armour

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Is this the guy who told us off about hygiene before? Like we're all useless

The green arrow shows a few previous hand grenade stylee threads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This problem is most likely caused by not washing your hands thoroughly after using the loo and before picking your nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This problem is most likely caused by not washing your hands thoroughly after using the loo and before picking your nose

Reply of the day!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this the guy who told us off about hygiene before? Like we're all useless

The green arrow shows a few previous hand grenade stylee threads."

Yeah but seriously.....who's gonna take offence at such an obvious wind up?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Is this the guy who told us off about hygiene before? Like we're all useless

The green arrow shows a few previous hand grenade stylee threads.

Yeah but seriously.....who's gonna take offence at such an obvious wind up?

Those of us who suffer from sweaty poo odour...well not me obviously but I had a lazy friend once who did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this the guy who told us off about hygiene before? Like we're all useless

The green arrow shows a few previous hand grenade stylee threads.

Yeah but seriously.....who's gonna take offence at such an obvious wind up?

I'm sure that marsbar wasnt a picnic when I put it in...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is this the guy who told us off about hygiene before? Like we're all useless

The green arrow shows a few previous hand grenade stylee threads.

Yeah but seriously.....who's gonna take offence at such an obvious wind up?

I'm sure that marsbar wasnt a picnic when I put it in..."

Paddy's on a roll tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grim or rim?

If you're gonna point the finger, make sure it's not up Cadbury Avenue....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this the guy who told us off about hygiene before? Like we're all useless

The green arrow shows a few previous hand grenade stylee threads.

Yeah but seriously.....who's gonna take offence at such an obvious wind up?

I'm sure that marsbar wasnt a picnic when I put it in...

Paddy's on a roll tonight.

I've ran outta shit gags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this the guy who told us off about hygiene before? Like we're all useless

The green arrow shows a few previous hand grenade stylee threads.

Yeah but seriously.....who's gonna take offence at such an obvious wind up?

I'm sure that marsbar wasnt a picnic when I put it in..."

*snickers*.......

I'll get my coat

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is this the guy who told us off about hygiene before? Like we're all useless

The green arrow shows a few previous hand grenade stylee threads.

Yeah but seriously.....who's gonna take offence at such an obvious wind up?

I'm sure that marsbar wasnt a picnic when I put it in...

*snickers*.......

I'll get my coat

Beat him back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this the guy who told us off about hygiene before? Like we're all useless

The green arrow shows a few previous hand grenade stylee threads.

Yeah but seriously.....who's gonna take offence at such an obvious wind up?

I'm sure that marsbar wasnt a picnic when I put it in...

*snickers*.......

I'll get my coat

raisin the bar

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"I just poked my nose in. Now I'm regretting it.

into a sweaty-poo'd arse?"

pads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confucius he say "Man who go to bed with itchy bum,wake up with smelly finger".

I think the OP has a smelly bum fetish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this the guy who told us off about hygiene before? Like we're all useless

The green arrow shows a few previous hand grenade stylee threads.

Yeah but seriously.....who's gonna take offence at such an obvious wind up?

I'm sure that marsbar wasnt a picnic when I put it in...

*snickers*.......

I'll get my coat

raisin the bar

I'll give you a boost and you might reach the star bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the actual fuck did I just read??

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"It seems to me like women are letting their personal hygiene slip and not washing properly...

We've had some group fun in clubs recently and have been surprised at the amount of sweaty poo odour you ladies seem to have..

So, when you go washings your pussy's, can you please continue with the soap round the corner...

Is anyone feeling the same?"
. Ffs op, we are just about to take the plunge into this swinging thing you all speak of, and the I go and read something like that

wtf will we do now

oh well, back to vanilla it is

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the actual fuck did I just read??

squelchy bum-poo ruined the OP's life and put them off clubs forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

woke mr up giggling at all the replies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

woke mr up giggling at all the replies "

I dont think it was the giggling..I think he smelled summit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

woke mr up giggling at all the replies

I dont think it was the giggling..I think he smelled summit

It was the dog! Thats my story and im sticking to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

woke mr up giggling at all the replies

I dont think it was the giggling..I think he smelled summit

It was the dog! Thats my story and im sticking to it

I think we know what you're sticking to...and its not a story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am eating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it was just your breath going up your nose

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"i met a guy with a sweaty ass and i didn't care, it's really hot right now (and it didn't smell like poo), i just slipped my finger right up it while sucking him off.

Your finger on my tonsils was great. An inch longer and I'd have bitten it.

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By *ongtalljonMan
over a year ago

North Wales

"I am eating

I bet you're not eating now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just poked my nose in. Now I'm regretting it.

I feel the same

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Note to self....install a B-day at Townhouse for all those sweaty ass gals out there...and a sniffer to ensure their ass smells of roses prior to entering a playroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sweaty poo odour"

I'm adding that to my dictionary.

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By *ongtalljonMan
over a year ago

North Wales

I do think there's something erotic about a bidet.

They're also great for blokes to wash their sweaty feet in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do think there's something erotic about a bidet.

They're also great for blokes to wash their sweaty feet in."

I thought it was a drinks fountain...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Note to self....install a B-day at Townhouse for all those sweaty ass gals out there...and a sniffer to ensure their ass smells of roses prior to entering a playroom

You'll have them queuing up for that job.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"I do think there's something erotic about a bidet.

They're also great for blokes to wash their sweaty feet in."

And spraying STDs up your arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do think there's something erotic about a bidet.

They're also great for blokes to wash their sweaty feet in.

I thought it was a drinks fountain..."

*Australian accent* For washing your backside, right?

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

How on earth did my auto correct get to B-Day?! FFS!!! I really have a love hate relationship with my auto correct at the moment!

'Bidet' of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do think there's something erotic about a bidet.

They're also great for blokes to wash their sweaty feet in.

I thought it was a drinks fountain...

*Australian accent* For washing your backside, right?

Mick, get stuffed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do think there's something erotic about a bidet.

They're also great for blokes to wash their sweaty feet in.

I thought it was a drinks fountain...

*Australian accent* For washing your backside, right?

Mick, get stuffed!"

I'm not gonna marry Richard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do think there's something erotic about a bidet.

They're also great for blokes to wash their sweaty feet in.

I thought it was a drinks fountain...

*Australian accent* For washing your backside, right?

Mick, get stuffed!

I'm not gonna marry Richard!"

She said she's not gonna marry Richard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do think there's something erotic about a bidet.

They're also great for blokes to wash their sweaty feet in.

I thought it was a drinks fountain...

*Australian accent* For washing your backside, right?

Mick, get stuffed!

I'm not gonna marry Richard!

She said she's not gonna marry Richard!"

Why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do think there's something erotic about a bidet.

They're also great for blokes to wash their sweaty feet in.

I thought it was a drinks fountain...

*Australian accent* For washing your backside, right?

Mick, get stuffed!

I'm not gonna marry Richard!

She said she's not gonna marry Richard!

Why not?"

...WHY NOT?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do think there's something erotic about a bidet.

They're also great for blokes to wash their sweaty feet in.

I thought it was a drinks fountain...

*Australian accent* For washing your backside, right?

Mick, get stuffed!

I'm not gonna marry Richard!

She said she's not gonna marry Richard!

Why not?

...WHY NOT?"

Then it was something about the 'L' word...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

So it's just the op with this problem. I get my sight and hearing tested. Maybe there's a need for olfactory testing somewhere?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sociopaths don't have a good sense of smell. ...interesting thought.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Yet another "classy" post from and apparently "classy" couple

Ps your not supposed to use soap on the vaginal area (just clean with water) as It can promote the development in BV (one of the side effects of that is a fish like smell) As the vagina is self cleaning So if you're encountering these foul smelling ladies, shockingly enough it could be because they are cleaning themselves too well with soap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op wife didn't complain ??

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