FabSwingers.com forum: Are all Fabsters pissed?

By *inzi L OP TV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

I swear most of them mean to hit the 'message button' but get misled and hit the 'wink button' by mistake!

It's not hard, all you do is type a series of letters that make sense....

See, I've just done it myself and I really am pissed!

Am I thinking out loud again?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

No, I'm sober.

I haven't had alcohol for months. The last time, I think, was June.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had two school night gins, but gentle ones, so I should still be able to hit the right buttons!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I'm mr Lincs is tea total lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hah, our experience over the bank holiday weekend has made us think that a lot of fabsters do browse while 'mortal'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That might well have applied to me over the weekend but I'm on the wagon tonight

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

No I don't believe I'm p*ssed,infact I can't remember when I last was,it's been years

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Yes.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Some but not all. I'm sober and have only d*unk Fabbed four times in all the time I've been on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes. "

Do you d*unk text?

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Yes.

Do you d*unk text? "

I'm not as think as you d*unk I am.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I find it hard to make sense when sober. I'd be truely buggared if I tried when d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi OP,

I drink occasionally but certainly don't block people for no reason at all.

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By *inzi L OP TV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

"Yes.

Do you d*unk text? "

Corsh I don t fuzkin burnk txt! Lol

I'm painting a bad picture of myself here, please don't believe it. I'm only having a giggle.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Hi OP,

I drink occasionally but certainly don't block people for no reason at all.

Nor does anyone. Everyone has a reason unless it's done accidentally.

You may not know the reason, or understand the reason but there is always a reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NO I ma nto pissEd. God saek, al I wnt is sum sxey time.

Fnaxy a shaG?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, but give it an hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, going easy tonight - I'm a cheap date

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By *ayde BlanchardTV/TS
over a year ago

lancashire

Can't say I have blocked anyone when d*unk you sure they ain't blocked you? I mean after all this ain't fabguys.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Nope, I don't drink. Nor to I send random messages very often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NO I ma nto pissEd. God saek, al I wnt is sum sxey time.

Fnaxy a shaG?"

oh elloooooooooooooooooooooo,,would you like to finger my bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope, I don't drink. Nor to I send random messages very often

I don't drink or send messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope, going easy tonight - I'm a cheap date

I'm not

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By *ongtalljonMan
over a year ago

North Wales

Okay, I admit, I enjoy a bit of a drink whilst browsing the forums.

My argument is that it's better than enjoying a drink when going to a club....

if you get my drift?

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By *inzi L OP TV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

"Hi OP,

I drink occasionally but certainly don't block people for no reason at all.

Nor does anyone. Everyone has a reason unless it's done accidentally.

You may not know the reason, or understand the reason but there is always a reason."

;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/08/16 22:28:16]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I d*unk

now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I d*unk

now"

Vodka?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I d*unk

now"

yea ,,I believe you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sober

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I d*unk

now

yea ,,I believe you"

And how's Mikki's liver?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No beer left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I doubt anyone could tell if I was stone cold sober or fucking pissed out my skull the way I post stuff on here

now whereis my mirror,,mmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I d*unk

now

yea ,,I believe you

And how's Mikki's liver?

I don't have a liver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may have had a beer with my dinner....and another...just to make sure it was ok....well I'm off work so I'm allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol spelling is all ways a good sign

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NO I ma nto pissEd. God saek, al I wnt is sum sxey time.

Fnaxy a shaG?

oh elloooooooooooooooooooooo,,would you like to finger my bottom

K. bEnd ovur pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes.

Do you d*unk text?

I'm not as think as you d*unk I am. "

What about sending saucy pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes.

Do you d*unk text?

I'm not as think as you d*unk I am.

What about sending saucy pics

Or saucy webcam

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By *inzi L OP TV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

La la la,

Time to go.

Enjoy your evening Fabsters.

Please Drink Responsibly.

Those of you with popcorn... Giz a handful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NO I ma nto pissEd. God saek, al I wnt is sum sxey time.

Fnaxy a shaG?

oh elloooooooooooooooooooooo,,would you like to finger my bottom

K. bEnd ovur pls"

yea ok,,i understand,,,,,be gentle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi OP,

I drink occasionally but certainly don't block people for no reason at all.

Nor does anyone. Everyone has a reason unless it's done accidentally.

You may not know the reason, or understand the reason but there is always a reason.

I thought it was wink

;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes.

Do you d*unk text?

I'm not as think as you d*unk I am.

What about sending saucy pics

Or saucy webcam

oh me simply Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmust!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Yes.

Do you d*unk text?

I'm not as think as you d*unk I am.

What about sending saucy pics

Saucy?

I have various condiments if that is similar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's wink,why are people saying block?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"La la la,

Time to go.

Enjoy your evening Fabsters.

Please Drink Responsibly.

Those of you with popcorn... Giz a handful!

a handful,,oh youd need both hands daaaaaaaaaarling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes.

Do you d*unk text?

I'm not as think as you d*unk I am.

What about sending saucy pics

Saucy?

I have various condiments if that is similar?"

Now that's kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes.

Do you d*unk text?

I'm not as think as you d*unk I am.

What about sending saucy pics

Saucy?

I have various condiments if that is similar?

Now that's kinky

Brings a whole new meaning to "vinegar tits"

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I now want Prosecco or cider.

Darn you all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's wink,why are people saying block? "

you said "wink" that's it yer blocked,,,no,,not havin people say "wink",,wont stand for it

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Yes.

Do you d*unk text?

I'm not as think as you d*unk I am.

What about sending saucy pics

Saucy?

I have various condiments if that is similar?

Now that's kinky

Brings a whole new meaning to "vinegar tits"

You've heard of the vinegar strokes, haven't you?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I doubt anyone could tell if I was stone cold sober or fucking pissed out my skull the way I post stuff on here

now whereis my mirror,,mmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol spelling is all ways a good sign "

Yes indeed I'd agree spelling is ALWAYS a good sign!

Sorry couldn't resist.

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By *inzi L OP TV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

"Hi OP,

I drink occasionally but certainly don't block people for no reason at all.

Nor does anyone. Everyone has a reason unless it's done accidentally.

You may not know the reason, or understand the reason but there is always a reason.

I thought it was wink

;-)

I pretty well walked straight into that one... well spotted.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"It's wink,why are people saying block?

you said "wink" that's it yer blocked,,,no,,not havin people say "wink",,wont stand for it"

What? Wink? Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes.

Do you d*unk text?

I'm not as think as you d*unk I am.

What about sending saucy pics

Saucy?

I have various condiments if that is similar?

Now that's kinky

Brings a whole new meaning to "vinegar tits"

You've heard of the vinegar strokes, haven't you?

It's when he confuses DP and HP I'll start to get nervous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats this thread about anyway?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Yes.

Do you d*unk text?

I'm not as think as you d*unk I am.

What about sending saucy pics

Saucy?

I have various condiments if that is similar?

Now that's kinky

Brings a whole new meaning to "vinegar tits"

You've heard of the vinegar strokes, haven't you?

It's when he confuses DP and HP I'll start to get nervous"

Well they do often both involve butt(ie)s.

I'll get me coat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I d*unk

now

Vodka?"

vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *inzi L OP TV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

"It's wink,why are people saying block?

you said "wink" that's it yer blocked,,,no,,not havin people say "wink",,wont stand for it

What? Wink? Why?

Personally I just don't do winks, in my eyes if you have something to say say it. I'm pretty sure that it is listed in my profile/s. Along with ping pong, cams, sex chat and all the other usual stuff but I don't block people for winking at me, if you want the truth. I go through the most appealing and usually send a pleasant message... and sometimes end up with a pleasant meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I d*unk

now

Vodka?

vodka "

I seem to remember something you said about when you drink vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's wink,why are people saying block?

you said "wink" that's it yer blocked,,,no,,not havin people say "wink",,wont stand for it

What? Wink? Why?

Possibly people block people through jealousy then. I'll say it and more if needed. How much I say depends how d*unk I get.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I d*unk

now

Vodka?

vodka

I seem to remember something you said about when you drink vodka

yeeeeeess....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I haven't been 'pissed' for 20 years or more. I don't drink much. Quality rather than quantity

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I haven't been 'pissed' for 20 years or more. I don't drink much. Quality rather than quantity "

What's a quality drink ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I d*unk

now

Vodka?

vodka

I seem to remember something you said about when you drink vodka

yeeeeeess....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bLX06yR3wY

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By *inzi L OP TV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

"La la la,

Time to go.

Enjoy your evening Fabsters.

Please Drink Responsibly.

Those of you with popcorn... Giz a handful!

a handful,,oh youd need both hands daaaaaaaaaarling

I've got big hands!

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By *ayde BlanchardTV/TS
over a year ago

lancashire

Nothing wrong with getting pissed I do it regular hope your well Linzi

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