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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I've just seen a status ...saying

Any fit hung guys want to come now my lawn topless..

Ladies ...a n equal opportunities offer you can come cut my lawn topless if you prefer.....

What do you reckon you could ask for chores wise and get from your status ?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I did once change mine, for a laugh to "Who's next?"

...and an hour later there was someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhh I've just been cursing the lawn as it needs mowing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cooking for me, ladies know a way to man's heart is through the belly .

I'll put one up shortly

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Cooking for me, ladies know a way to man's heart is through the belly .

I'll put one up shortly "

* quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage with a chainsaw. Takes seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhhhh I've just been cursing the lawn as it needs mowing!! "

On my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cooking for me, ladies know a way to man's heart is through the belly .

I'll put one up shortly

* quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage with a chainsaw. Takes seconds "

When we meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lawn needs doing too!

(Not a euphemism )

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By *an Holo-Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire Dales

I just mowed the lawn, but luckily i have two gardens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhhhh I've just been cursing the lawn as it needs mowing!!

On my way "

Great I could do with a hand with the sun cream too if you don't mind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stupid status.

i copied her idea and asking people to mow my lawn, people think i want them to shave my pubes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cooking for me, ladies know a way to man's heart is through the belly .

I'll put one up shortly

* quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage with a chainsaw. Takes seconds "

Not if you have abs of steel, like me .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"stupid status.

i copied her idea and asking people to mow my lawn, people think i want them to shave my pubes. "

I just laughed too much at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"stupid status.

i copied her idea and asking people to mow my lawn, people think i want them to shave my pubes.

I just laughed too much at this "

it's that smiley i'm telling you, it makes everything funnier.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm having my lawn dealt with this afternoon but I think the woman doing it will be dressed.

Oh, you meant the grass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha good post

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Cooking for me, ladies know a way to man's heart is through the belly .

I'll put one up shortly

* quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage with a chainsaw. Takes seconds

Not if you have abs of steel, like me ."

I'd be will to bet that chainsaw trumps 'abs of steel' but, unfortunately, you wouldn't survive and I'd go to jail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cooking for me, ladies know a way to man's heart is through the belly .

I'll put one up shortly

* quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage with a chainsaw. Takes seconds

Not if you have abs of steel, like me .

I'd be will to bet that chainsaw trumps 'abs of steel' but, unfortunately, you wouldn't survive and I'd go to jail. "

Only if it has diamond teeths, otherwise rip chainsaw

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Cooking for me, ladies know a way to man's heart is through the belly .

I'll put one up shortly

* quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage with a chainsaw. Takes seconds

Not if you have abs of steel, like me .

I'd be will to bet that chainsaw trumps 'abs of steel' but, unfortunately, you wouldn't survive and I'd go to jail.

Only if it has diamond teeths, otherwise rip chainsaw "

Errmm... clue is in my username?

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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago

Malvern

Feck the lawn get to xtasia glory hole friday plzzzzz hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lawn has already been strimmed,by a topless man; he's coming back to mow it. If I'm not mowing my own lawn I'm certainly not mowing someone else's. I'll suck your cock for you though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cooking for me, ladies know a way to man's heart is through the belly .

I'll put one up shortly

* quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage with a chainsaw. Takes seconds

Not if you have abs of steel, like me .

I'd be will to bet that chainsaw trumps 'abs of steel' but, unfortunately, you wouldn't survive and I'd go to jail.

Only if it has diamond teeths, otherwise rip chainsaw

Errmm... clue is in my username?"

You're going to chew through his ribcage to eat his heart?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Cooking for me, ladies know a way to man's heart is through the belly .

I'll put one up shortly

* quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage with a chainsaw. Takes seconds

Not if you have abs of steel, like me .

I'd be will to bet that chainsaw trumps 'abs of steel' but, unfortunately, you wouldn't survive and I'd go to jail.

Only if it has diamond teeths, otherwise rip chainsaw

Errmm... clue is in my username?

You're going to chew through his ribcage to eat his heart? "

I think you might have mistaken forum banter for your own fantasies again, Baaaad Nana

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