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Observations on house cleanliness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Normally I accommodate in my penthouse which meets my hygienic standards. However, it is not always possible for my targets to leave their home/flat/caravan. Reluctantly I visit their dwellings and I can only shake my head in disappointment.

It is well known The Duke is a Lamborghini among Fiats on this site, and like all super cars conditions must be perfect for maximum performance.

The site of a half nibbled bagel on a bedside table is enough to send my mighty serpent into slumber. An unmade bed has me excusing myself with great haste to bathe in a bath of Dettol. Cloths scattered on the floor are a sure way to keep mine firmly on.

I despair at this slovenly swing scene behavior. I have resorted to sending over my cleaner one hour before my arrival. This allows me to drill them a new baby box safe in the knowledge everything is in order.

Duke has spoken #Duke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll meet you if it means you'll send someone to clean my house! Sounds like a good deal to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll meet you if it means you'll send someone to clean my house! Sounds like a good deal to me! "

Excellent plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you iron your socks and lay them in colour order in the drawer?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I could use a cleaner and a new baby box

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

What if the bagel, unmade bed and clothes on the floor conform to your "target"'s particular brand of fung-shooey? The Nibbled Bagel of Enlightenment to remind them that greed is not good. The Unmade Bed of Rapturous Abandonment to remind them that strict order is not always what it's cracked up to be. The Floordrobe of Cosmic Choice, to remind them to keep their options open and in full _iew.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Wear a silk stocking over your head, filters out the dust when you go visit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll meet you if it means you'll send someone to clean my house! Sounds like a good deal to me! "

like it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really think he's cracked this..all the single men who can't get meets just have to offer some kind of other service too...diversification I think it's called!

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

Does your cleaner do ironing and windows?

If yes then lets check our calendars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really think he's cracked this..all the single men who can't get meets just have to offer some kind of other service too...diversification I think it's called! "

That's why I offer tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really think he's cracked this..all the single men who can't get meets just have to offer some kind of other service too...diversification I think it's called!

That's why I offer tea. "

And it worked!

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Cant....move....on....this.....thread.....ego....to big!

The Lamborghini on this site? So your quick to the finish then?

The thing to remember about comparing yourself to a car....you can spend a few quid or a few hundred thousand....either way the scrap price is still the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bottom of your shoe cupboard is a shocker. Get it tidied up ya slob

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

O.P. I called your mum. She said the only penthouse you own is a sticky copy from 1992 and she asked that you to stop sending her for cleaning inter_iews.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a total clean freak

always have been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"O.P. I called your mum. She said the only penthouse you own is a sticky copy from 1992 and she asked that you to stop sending her for cleaning inter_iews. "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Normally I accommodate in my penthouse which meets my hygienic standards. However, it is not always possible for my targets to leave their home/flat/caravan. Reluctantly I visit their dwellings and I can only shake my head in disappointment.

It is well known The Duke is a Lamborghini among Fiats on this site, and like all super cars conditions must be perfect for maximum performance.

The site of a half nibbled bagel on a bedside table is enough to send my mighty serpent into slumber. An unmade bed has me excusing myself with great haste to bathe in a bath of Dettol. Cloths scattered on the floor are a sure way to keep mine firmly on.

I despair at this slovenly swing scene behavior. I have resorted to sending over my cleaner one hour before my arrival. This allows me to drill them a new baby box safe in the knowledge everything is in order.

Duke has spoken #Duke"

I would check your own pics first Duke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry op your failed ....

Your wires and cables in your first pic are terrible !!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Ah, this one again

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By *ohn Wilson96Man
over a year ago

from inside your wardrobe

Naked cleaner available for use, 2 cups of coffee and a firm hand secures your house chores being done for you.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"Sorry op your failed ....

Your wires and cables in your first pic are terrible !!

"

Shoes in cupboard are not nearly stored either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry op your failed ....

Your wires and cables in your first pic are terrible !!

Shoes in cupboard are not nearly stored either "

From the pictures I can tell your house looks clean. 10 out of 10, would bang .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Targets? What you got a fking missile in your underpants? XXX

As for the half eaten bagel, did they offer you a bite?

XXX

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Can I just have the cleaner service please?

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By *alacious RedWoman
over a year ago

croydon

O.P. Maybe you should have put your expectations on your profile & as it states your leaving bit late now. Can I borrow your cleaner so I've more time for meets?

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Dax is ex forces so when he cleans, he CLEANS. everything gets moved, swept, vacuumed and dusted (I KNOW!! A man that dusts...properly too)

I have often thought about pimping him out to couples in exchange for us ladies sitting down and having a cuppa

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Dax is ex forces so when he cleans, he CLEANS. everything gets moved, swept, vacuumed and dusted (I KNOW!! A man that dusts...properly too)

I have often thought about pimping him out to couples in exchange for us ladies sitting down and having a cuppa "

Cuppa?

You bring him round to sort my place out and I'll provide wine, cocktails and cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dax is ex forces so when he cleans, he CLEANS. everything gets moved, swept, vacuumed and dusted (I KNOW!! A man that dusts...properly too)

I have often thought about pimping him out to couples in exchange for us ladies sitting down and having a cuppa "

Sounds like a plan, and Mrs would be very 'accommodating' to such a helpful man

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Still all in 3rd person? miss

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"O.P. I called your mum. She said the only penthouse you own is a sticky copy from 1992 and she asked that you to stop sending her for cleaning inter_iews. "
. Pmsl, God granny you are ace Mrs blue eyes

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By *anetandNickCouple
over a year ago

Ross-on-Wye

So, you've not slept with Tracy Emin, then?

Janet xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Normally I accommodate in my penthouse which meets my hygienic standards. However, it is not always possible for my targets to leave their home/flat/caravan. Reluctantly I visit their dwellings and I can only shake my head in disappointment.

It is well known The Duke is a Lamborghini among Fiats on this site, and like all super cars conditions must be perfect for maximum performance.

The site of a half nibbled bagel on a bedside table is enough to send my mighty serpent into slumber. An unmade bed has me excusing myself with great haste to bathe in a bath of Dettol. Cloths scattered on the floor are a sure way to keep mine firmly on.

I despair at this slovenly swing scene behavior. I have resorted to sending over my cleaner one hour before my arrival. This allows me to drill them a new baby box safe in the knowledge everything is in order.

Duke has spoken #Duke"

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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago

not far from you..


"Do you iron your socks and lay them in colour order in the drawer?"

I do

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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago

not far from you..

Uber clean freak here!

Organization is key to a healthy heartbeat!..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is in fact more hygienic to leave your bed unmade, with the covers pulled back, than to make it up religiously every morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work on the hope that your all too busy wankin ova me to worry about what's in the background. xxx

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By *manda63Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

When I was a single on here i couldn't and can't accommodate now but if I could, well, my house is a home and a few specks of dust appear the minute I've cleaned up. But my sheets would be clean and that's what's important isn't it, along with a connection with the person you are meeting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is in fact more hygienic to leave your bed unmade, with the covers pulled back, than to make it up religiously every morning.

"

Yep, when I was a young 'un I tried that argument with my mum and at boarding school, never got me very far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is in fact more hygienic to leave your bed unmade, with the covers pulled back, than to make it up religiously every morning.

Yep, when I was a young 'un I tried that argument with my mum and at boarding school, never got me very far "

Plenty of science to back it up, making up a bed first thing is a disgusting practice.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"It is in fact more hygienic to leave your bed unmade, with the covers pulled back, than to make it up religiously every morning.

Yep, when I was a young 'un I tried that argument with my mum and at boarding school, never got me very far

Plenty of science to back it up, making up a bed first thing is a disgusting practice."

I believe it's better to let it air, personally.

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