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"Watched loose women full of keen anticipation... God was i let down "That's utterly disgusting  | |||
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"Watched loose women full of keen anticipation... God was i let down "Can't top that  | |||
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"I had sex with the lights on.....once! "How illuminating for you  | |||
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"I had sex with the lights on.....once! ". Ffs woman, don't tell them that, they will want us all to do it now Mrs blue eyes  | |||
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"Watched 50 shades of grey at the cinema
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"I had sex with the lights on.....once! "Jesus h christ woman! You can't go admitting to that on here.. They'll remove your post for sure and you'll maybe get a ban for talking about this  | |||
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"Nothing..ever...am pure of thought & action at all times! "And me...and me.... | |||
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"I had sex with the lights on.....once!
Jesus h christ woman! You can't go admitting to that on here..
They'll remove your post for sure and you'll maybe get a ban for talking about this "Shocking, right? I am deeply ashamed!  | |||
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"Watched 50 shades of grey at the cinema
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"Watched 50 shades of grey at the cinema
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I think I'm too advanced for you "No one is too advanced always remain teachable I could make you learn a trick or 2 or maybe 10  | |||
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"I once didn't wash my hands after having a wee!" Eeeew, you went and dipped in the peanuts on the bar after too didn't you, filthy bugger! | |||
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"I had sex with the lights on.....once! "W'oh! How was it? | |||
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"Watched 50 shades of grey at the cinema
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On how to do it wrong! "Believe me i wished there was a dirtier uncut one personally that is weak compared to what I want to do | |||
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"I had sex with the lights on.....once!
Jesus h christ woman! You can't go admitting to that on here..
They'll remove your post for sure and you'll maybe get a ban for talking about this
Shocking, right?
I am deeply ashamed! "So you should be! I thought i was sick.... | |||
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"No chance I'm posting that bit of information in public buster! "Pleeeeeease | |||
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"I had sex with the lights on.....once!
W'oh! How was it? "Wild! | |||
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"Watched 50 shades of grey at the cinema
ah, the beginners guide.... Yeah really want to help this begginer
I think I'm too advanced for you No one is too advanced always remain teachable I could make you learn a trick or 2 or maybe 10 "Woah wait- you are going to teach me? | |||
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"Watched 50 shades of grey at the cinema
ah, the beginners guide.... Yeah really want to help this begginer
I think I'm too advanced for you No one is too advanced always remain teachable I could make you learn a trick or 2 or maybe 10
Woah wait- you are going to teach me? "We can teach eachother | |||
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"I once didn't wash my hands after having a wee! Eeeew, you went and dipped in the peanuts on the bar after too didn't you, filthy bugger!" Yeah,I juggled with them and put them back | |||
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"Watched 50 shades of grey at the cinema
ah, the beginners guide.... Yeah really want to help this begginer
I think I'm too advanced for you No one is too advanced always remain teachable I could make you learn a trick or 2 or maybe 10
Woah wait- you are going to teach me? We can teach eachother "Oh young padawan...I fear the force is too strong for you | |||
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"Spunked all over a nun's face/mouth while she had her chin on an open bible. Most probably done far worse but can't remember lol." Is that a true story? And was she a real nun? | |||
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"Watched 50 shades of grey at the cinema
ah, the beginners guide.... Yeah really want to help this begginer
I think I'm too advanced for you No one is too advanced always remain teachable I could make you learn a trick or 2 or maybe 10
Woah wait- you are going to teach me? We can teach eachother
Oh young padawan...I fear the force is too strong for you "Me don't think that lovely the force needs an upgrade too weak for me it is | |||
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"Nothing..ever...am pure of thought & action at all times!
And me...and me...."As pure as fresh virgin snow? | |||
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"Watched 50 shades of grey at the cinema
ah, the beginners guide...."pmsl the wanna bes guide to dimensions and delusions of domestic domination | |||
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"Watched 50 shades of grey at the cinema
ah, the beginners guide.... pmsl the wanna bes guide to dimensions and delusions of domestic domination "I did find it weak and boring though thought there would be more to it | |||
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"Watched 50 shades of grey at the cinema
ah, the beginners guide.... pmsl the wanna bes guide to dimensions and delusions of domestic domination I did find it weak and boring though thought there would be more to it "Oh no, you aren't allowed to back peddle | |||
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In my defence, it was a town council election and the guy worked his arse off for the area. | |||
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"Watched 50 shades of grey at the cinema
ah, the beginners guide.... pmsl the wanna bes guide to dimensions and delusions of domestic domination I did find it weak and boring though thought there would be more to it
Oh no, you aren't allowed to back peddle "I ain't I'm just expressing that is the most filthy act that I've done so far lol I definitely want some more experience around filthier stuff though | |||
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"Nothing..ever...am pure of thought & action at all times!
And me...and me....
As pure as fresh virgin snow? "Yep...all sparkly clean and totally untouched! | |||
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"Watched loose women full of keen anticipation... God was i let down "Watched Loose women? You should be so ashamed of yourself | |||
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"Nothing..ever...am pure of thought & action at all times!
And me...and me....
As pure as fresh virgin snow?
Yep...all sparkly clean and totally untouched! "I'm untouched by anyone else's hand lately....I can't say the same for my own but I will say I am glowing this morning | |||
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"I once sneezed over a girlfriends dinner, never told her and she ate it" That's cruel that is | |||
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"Nothing..ever...am pure of thought & action at all times!
And me...and me....
As pure as fresh virgin snow?
Yep...all sparkly clean and totally untouched! "Amazing, how have you managed that?!!! | |||
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"Nothing..ever...am pure of thought & action at all times!
And me...and me....
As pure as fresh virgin snow?
Yep...all sparkly clean and totally untouched!
I'm untouched by anyone else's hand lately....I can't say the same for my own but I will say I am glowing this morning "Want me to lap up that glow I'll make it look bone dry by the end | |||
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"Watched 50 shades of grey at the cinema
ah, the beginners guide.... Yeah really want to help this begginer
I think I'm too advanced for you No one is too advanced always remain teachable I could make you learn a trick or 2 or maybe 10
Woah wait- you are going to teach me? We can teach eachother
Oh young padawan...I fear the force is too strong for you Me don't think that lovely the force needs an upgrade too weak for me it is "You won't be saying that when I've made you my slave, chained you to a post and let men have their way with you! | |||
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"I once made off with someone's last rolo "You animal | |||
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"Nothing..ever...am pure of thought & action at all times!
And me...and me....
As pure as fresh virgin snow?
Yep...all sparkly clean and totally untouched!
I'm untouched by anyone else's hand lately....I can't say the same for my own but I will say I am glowing this morning "That must be due to all that sunshine we've been getting ?! | |||
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"Watched 50 shades of grey at the cinema
ah, the beginners guide.... Yeah really want to help this begginer
I think I'm too advanced for you No one is too advanced always remain teachable I could make you learn a trick or 2 or maybe 10
Woah wait- you are going to teach me? We can teach eachother
Oh young padawan...I fear the force is too strong for you Me don't think that lovely the force needs an upgrade too weak for me it is
You won't be saying that when I've made you my slave, chained you to a post and let men have their way with you! "What about when i make you mine then even you will be judging your own practices | |||
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"Watched 50 shades of grey at the cinema
ah, the beginners guide.... Yeah really want to help this begginer
I think I'm too advanced for you No one is too advanced always remain teachable I could make you learn a trick or 2 or maybe 10
Woah wait- you are going to teach me? We can teach eachother
Oh young padawan...I fear the force is too strong for you Me don't think that lovely the force needs an upgrade too weak for me it is
You won't be saying that when I've made you my slave, chained you to a post and let men have their way with you! "Now that sounds fun! | |||
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"Nothing..ever...am pure of thought & action at all times!
And me...and me....
As pure as fresh virgin snow?
Yep...all sparkly clean and totally untouched!
I'm untouched by anyone else's hand lately....I can't say the same for my own but I will say I am glowing this morning
That must be due to all that sunshine we've been getting ?! "Yes- the sunshine | |||
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"Watched 50 shades of grey at the cinema
ah, the beginners guide.... Yeah really want to help this begginer
I think I'm too advanced for you No one is too advanced always remain teachable I could make you learn a trick or 2 or maybe 10
Woah wait- you are going to teach me? We can teach eachother
Oh young padawan...I fear the force is too strong for you Me don't think that lovely the force needs an upgrade too weak for me it is
You won't be saying that when I've made you my slave, chained you to a post and let men have their way with you! What about when i make you mine then even you will be judging your own practices "You'll make me your slave? I'm waiting to be slave to a hot lady. Sorry | |||
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"Watched 50 shades of grey at the cinema
ah, the beginners guide.... Yeah really want to help this begginer
I think I'm too advanced for you No one is too advanced always remain teachable I could make you learn a trick or 2 or maybe 10
Woah wait- you are going to teach me? We can teach eachother
Oh young padawan...I fear the force is too strong for you Me don't think that lovely the force needs an upgrade too weak for me it is
You won't be saying that when I've made you my slave, chained you to a post and let men have their way with you! "Now Now Miss Honey you have much to learn my young padawan don't forget we have limits and boundaries | |||
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"I'm not obscene, filthy or perverted. This thread so doesn't apply to me " | |||
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"Watched 50 shades of grey at the cinema
ah, the beginners guide.... Yeah really want to help this begginer
I think I'm too advanced for you No one is too advanced always remain teachable I could make you learn a trick or 2 or maybe 10
Woah wait- you are going to teach me? We can teach eachother
Oh young padawan...I fear the force is too strong for you Me don't think that lovely the force needs an upgrade too weak for me it is
You won't be saying that when I've made you my slave, chained you to a post and let men have their way with you! What about when i make you mine then even you will be judging your own practices
You'll make me your slave?
I'm waiting to be slave to a hot lady.
Sorry"Don't want to swim in the deep end then I take it | |||
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"I had sex with the lights on.....once! "like to try it a second time ? | |||
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"Watched 50 shades of grey at the cinema
ah, the beginners guide.... Yeah really want to help this begginer
I think I'm too advanced for you No one is too advanced always remain teachable I could make you learn a trick or 2 or maybe 10
Woah wait- you are going to teach me? We can teach eachother
Oh young padawan...I fear the force is too strong for you Me don't think that lovely the force needs an upgrade too weak for me it is
You won't be saying that when I've made you my slave, chained you to a post and let men have their way with you! Now Now Miss Honey you have much to learn my young padawan don't forget we have limits and boundaries "I don't have boundaries.... But you are pushing your luck. Someone get this one a ball gag | |||
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"Nothing..ever...am pure of thought & action at all times!
And me...and me....
As pure as fresh virgin snow?
Yep...all sparkly clean and totally untouched!
I'm untouched by anyone else's hand lately....I can't say the same for my own but I will say I am glowing this morning
That must be due to all that sunshine we've been getting ?!
Yes- the sunshine"Thought so!!! Make the most of the sun today if you can. | |||
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"I once sneezed over a girlfriends dinner, never told her and she ate it That's cruel that is " I know, I feel so ashamed. Can't think why I'm single | |||
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"I'm not obscene, filthy or perverted. This thread so doesn't apply to me "That made me snort laugh...again!(which IS still cute & sexy if anyone is wondering!) | |||
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"Watched 50 shades of grey at the cinema
ah, the beginners guide.... Yeah really want to help this begginer
I think I'm too advanced for you No one is too advanced always remain teachable I could make you learn a trick or 2 or maybe 10
Woah wait- you are going to teach me? We can teach eachother
Oh young padawan...I fear the force is too strong for you Me don't think that lovely the force needs an upgrade too weak for me it is
You won't be saying that when I've made you my slave, chained you to a post and let men have their way with you! Now Now Miss Honey you have much to learn my young padawan don't forget we have limits and boundaries
I don't have boundaries....
But you are pushing your luck.
Someone get this one a ball gag "You gonna ball gag me then I'm waiting i wonder what other filthier acts your going to do so far this is making me fall asleep | |||
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"Nothing..ever...am pure of thought & action at all times!
And me...and me....
As pure as fresh virgin snow?
Yep...all sparkly clean and totally untouched!
I'm untouched by anyone else's hand lately....I can't say the same for my own but I will say I am glowing this morning
That must be due to all that sunshine we've been getting ?!
Yes- the sunshine
Thought so!!! Make the most of the sun today if you can. "I've particularly enjoyed the early morning sunshine | |||
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"Watched 50 shades of grey at the cinema
ah, the beginners guide.... Yeah really want to help this begginer
I think I'm too advanced for you No one is too advanced always remain teachable I could make you learn a trick or 2 or maybe 10
Woah wait- you are going to teach me? We can teach eachother
Oh young padawan...I fear the force is too strong for you Me don't think that lovely the force needs an upgrade too weak for me it is
You won't be saying that when I've made you my slave, chained you to a post and let men have their way with you! Now Now Miss Honey you have much to learn my young padawan don't forget we have limits and boundaries
I don't have boundaries....
But you are pushing your luck.
Someone get this one a ball gag You gonna ball gag me then I'm waiting i wonder what other filthier acts your going to do so far this is making me fall asleep "
I can't. I'm laughing too much | |||
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Though it may have involved a trip into the woods | |||
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"Watched 50 shades of grey at the cinema
ah, the beginners guide.... Yeah really want to help this begginer
I think I'm too advanced for you No one is too advanced always remain teachable I could make you learn a trick or 2 or maybe 10
Woah wait- you are going to teach me? We can teach eachother
Oh young padawan...I fear the force is too strong for you Me don't think that lovely the force needs an upgrade too weak for me it is
You won't be saying that when I've made you my slave, chained you to a post and let men have their way with you! Now Now Miss Honey you have much to learn my young padawan don't forget we have limits and boundaries
I don't have boundaries....
But you are pushing your luck.
Someone get this one a ball gag You gonna ball gag me then I'm waiting i wonder what other filthier acts your going to do so far this is making me fall asleep
I can't. I'm laughing too much"See them practices are weak god thought you was advanced looks like your in first stage training lmao | |||
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"I feel like I've been violated..." Aww care for some more | |||
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"I feel like I've been violated..." Your 'subtle' hints are wasted | |||
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"Weeeeeelll! I got on top once - when I was a wee lass - and I liked it so I kept doing it! Then he got behind - and I liked it so I kept doing it! Then I got on top and turned round - and I liked it so I kept doing it! Then he put my legs over my head - and I liked it so I kept doing it! Then he tied me up - and I liked it so I kept doing it! Then he spanked me - ......... Then he whipped me - ........... Then he fucked the 'wrong hole' - ....... Then he double dipped - .......... A few other things spring to mind! " Oh I love this | |||
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"Weeeeeelll! I got on top once - when I was a wee lass - and I liked it so I kept doing it! Then he got behind - and I liked it so I kept doing it! Then I got on top and turned round - and I liked it so I kept doing it! Then he put my legs over my head - and I liked it so I kept doing it! Then he tied me up - and I liked it so I kept doing it! Then he spanked me - ......... Then he whipped me - ........... Then he fucked the 'wrong hole' - ....... Then he double dipped - .......... A few other things spring to mind! " Good Girl | |||
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Though it may have involved a trip into the woods "Did you get a big surprise? | |||
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"I feel like I've been violated... Your 'subtle' hints are wasted " | |||
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"I couldn't possibly say
Though it may have involved a trip into the woods
Did you get a big surprise? "I most certainly did | |||
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"I feel like I've been violated..." I need to go and purge myself after reading this thread! | |||
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"I feel like I've been violated... I need to go and purge myself after reading this thread! "
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"I couldn't possibly say
Though it may have involved a trip into the woods
Did you get a big surprise?
I most certainly did "Judging by sexyspecs recent sexy pics; she did! | |||
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"Too filthy for public consumption "An actual opportunity for you to tell a story and you don't take it?  | |||
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"I feel like I've been violated... Your 'subtle' hints are wasted
"I need to stop being subtle | |||
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"Watched 50 shades of grey at the cinema "I watched A Serbian Film but 50 Shades of Grey is probably more obscene. | |||
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"I caught myself humming along to a Bieber tune... *hangs head in shame* "What do you mean? | |||
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"I caught myself humming along to a Bieber tune... *hangs head in shame* "Is it too late now to say sorry....?!  | |||
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"Too filthy for public consumption
An actual opportunity for you to tell a story and you don't take it? "Let me put it this way - there are a few to choose from, most of which would end me up on the nawti step | |||
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"Too filthy for public consumption
An actual opportunity for you to tell a story and you don't take it?
Let me put it this way - there are a few to choose from, most of which would end me up on the nawti step " I'm not sure I'd want to hear any way | |||
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"Too filthy for public consumption
An actual opportunity for you to tell a story and you don't take it?
Let me put it this way - there are a few to choose from, most of which would end me up on the nawti step "But this is repeatable (with some omissions): There was this *one time* where I ended up banding some young blonde in a toilet cubicle whilst people watched over the partition. That was pretty sleazy. | |||
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"I'd tell you but I'd get a forum ban xD " That's what PM's are for ha | |||
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"Weeeeeelll! I got on top once - when I was a wee lass - and I liked it so I kept doing it! Then he got behind - and I liked it so I kept doing it! Then I got on top and turned round - and I liked it so I kept doing it! Then he put my legs over my head - and I liked it so I kept doing it! Then he tied me up - and I liked it so I kept doing it! Then he spanked me - ......... Then he whipped me - ........... Then he fucked the 'wrong hole' - ....... Then he double dipped - .......... A few other things spring to mind! " That must've been some afternoon | |||
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"I feel like I've been violated... Your 'subtle' hints are wasted
I need to stop being subtle "Yeah I think this is level sledgehammer!  | |||
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"Too filthy for public consumption
An actual opportunity for you to tell a story and you don't take it?
Let me put it this way - there are a few to choose from, most of which would end me up on the nawti step
But this is repeatable (with some omissions):
There was this *one time* where I ended up banding some young blonde in a toilet cubicle whilst people watched over the partition.
That was pretty sleazy.
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"I caught myself humming along to a Bieber tune... *hangs head in shame*
Is it too late now to say sorry....?! " | |||
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"I feel like I've been violated... I need to go and purge myself after reading this thread! " is this a new term for a wank | |||
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"I caught myself humming along to a Bieber tune... *hangs head in shame*
Is it too late now to say sorry....?!
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"Too filthy for public consumption
An actual opportunity for you to tell a story and you don't take it?
Let me put it this way - there are a few to choose from, most of which would end me up on the nawti step
But this is repeatable (with some omissions):
There was this *one time* where I ended up banding some young blonde in a toilet cubicle whilst people watched over the partition.
That was pretty sleazy.
"It go worse. Woke up the next day and thought, OMG! What have I done?! Straight down to the clap clinic where I ran into a client and then a rent boy I knew before enduing a lecture from the bitch nurse about the correct way to have sex. Not a good day. (although everything checked out fine) | |||
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"I feel like I've been violated... Your 'subtle' hints are wasted
I need to stop being subtle
Yeah I think this is level sledgehammer! " | |||
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"I feel like I've been violated... I need to go and purge myself after reading this thread! is this a new term for a wank "Hahaha | |||
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"Spunked all over a nun's face/mouth while she had her chin on an open bible. Most probably done far worse but can't remember lol. Is that a true story? And was she a real nun?" Wasn't a real nun but there were five of them in a real church & the bible was real, I bet they wondered why the bible pages were stuck together on Sunday lol. | |||
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"Nothing..ever...am pure of thought & action at all times!
And me...and me....
As pure as fresh virgin snow?
Yep...all sparkly clean and totally untouched!
I'm untouched by anyone else's hand lately....I can't say the same for my own but I will say I am glowing this morning
That must be due to all that sunshine we've been getting ?!
Yes- the sunshine
Thought so!!! Make the most of the sun today if you can.
I've particularly enjoyed the early morning sunshine "It's a particularly sunny day here, too nice to be indoors and on fab really! | |||
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"Spunked all over a nun's face/mouth while she had her chin on an open bible. Most probably done far worse but can't remember lol. Is that a true story? And was she a real nun? Wasn't a real nun but there were five of them in a real church & the bible was real, I bet they wondered why the bible pages were stuck together on Sunday lol." You do realise you're going to hell. | |||
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"I had sex with the lights on.....once!
Jesus h christ woman! You can't go admitting to that on here..
They'll remove your post for sure and you'll maybe get a ban for talking about this
Shocking, right?
I am deeply ashamed! "As long as it was just the lights on... And not the window open too.... That's just too much | |||
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"Spunked all over a nun's face/mouth while she had her chin on an open bible. Most probably done far worse but can't remember lol. Is that a true story? And was she a real nun? Wasn't a real nun but there were five of them in a real church & the bible was real, I bet they wondered why the bible pages were stuck together on Sunday lol. You do realise you're going to hell. " Where the devil will do some wicked things to you it will make real life stories of sadism seem like pony play | |||
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"Weeeeeelll! I got on top once - when I was a wee lass - and I liked it so I kept doing it! Then he got behind - and I liked it so I kept doing it! Then I got on top and turned round - and I liked it so I kept doing it! Then he put my legs over my head - and I liked it so I kept doing it! Then he tied me up - and I liked it so I kept doing it! Then he spanked me - ......... Then he whipped me - ........... Then he fucked the 'wrong hole' - ....... Then he double dipped - .......... A few other things spring to mind! Oh I love this "Ta! My sexual progression in a nutshell! | |||
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"Weeeeeelll! I got on top once - when I was a wee lass - and I liked it so I kept doing it! Then he got behind - and I liked it so I kept doing it! Then I got on top and turned round - and I liked it so I kept doing it! Then he put my legs over my head - and I liked it so I kept doing it! Then he tied me up - and I liked it so I kept doing it! Then he spanked me - ......... Then he whipped me - ........... Then he fucked the 'wrong hole' - ....... Then he double dipped - .......... A few other things spring to mind! That must've been some afternoon "Took years actually - and there were numerous 'he's'! | |||
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"Weeeeeelll! I got on top once - when I was a wee lass - and I liked it so I kept doing it! Then he got behind - and I liked it so I kept doing it! Then I got on top and turned round - and I liked it so I kept doing it! Then he put my legs over my head - and I liked it so I kept doing it! Then he tied me up - and I liked it so I kept doing it! Then he spanked me - ......... Then he whipped me - ........... Then he fucked the 'wrong hole' - ....... Then he double dipped - .......... A few other things spring to mind! That must've been some afternoon
Took years actually - and there were numerous 'he's'! "Mmmm I'd love to do that with you | |||
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"Spunked all over a nun's face/mouth while she had her chin on an open bible. Most probably done far worse but can't remember lol. Is that a true story? And was she a real nun? Wasn't a real nun but there were five of them in a real church & the bible was real, I bet they wondered why the bible pages were stuck together on Sunday lol. You do realise you're going to hell. " Yes there's no hope for me lol...i've far more kinky exploits on my bucket list yet x. | |||
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"Watched two men have anal sex grose and wrong yuk " That would be my idea of delicious and so right | |||
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"Spunked all over a nun's face/mouth while she had her chin on an open bible. Most probably done far worse but can't remember lol. Is that a true story? And was she a real nun? Wasn't a real nun but there were five of them in a real church & the bible was real, I bet they wondered why the bible pages were stuck together on Sunday lol. You do realise you're going to hell. Yes there's no hope for me lol...i've far more kinky exploits on my bucket list yet x." See you there | |||
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"Watched two men have anal sex grose and wrong yuk " It is? Remind me not to invite you round to mine for a porn watching session then! | |||
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"Watched two men have anal sex grose and wrong yuk " I am surprised you watched | |||
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"Nothing..ever...am pure of thought & action at all times!
And me...and me....
As pure as fresh virgin snow?
Yep...all sparkly clean and totally untouched! "But I bet the offers are coming thick and fast now....note the spelling! | |||
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"Spunked all over a nun's face/mouth while she had her chin on an open bible. Most probably done far worse but can't remember lol. Is that a true story? And was she a real nun? Wasn't a real nun but there were five of them in a real church & the bible was real, I bet they wondered why the bible pages were stuck together on Sunday lol. You do realise you're going to hell. Yes there's no hope for me lol...i've far more kinky exploits on my bucket list yet x. See you there "Perhaps you should join me in my adventures sometime you sound like fun | |||
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"It involved a banana,chocolate Angel Delight and a funnel. " I would have loved have been involved | |||
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"Voted Tory
In my defence, it was a town council election and the guy worked his arse off for the area."Don't worry dear, I voted Liberal once for the same reason. J xxxxxx | |||
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"I met up with a couple for a hotel meet. By the time I got there they'd found this fucked Scots guy an were pissing on him in the bathroom. Then they decided it would be a good idea to tie him up but had nothing suitable. So I offered my belt. Too thick. So we used my tie. Perfect. Then they decided to whip him with the belt. Nah, I said, like *THIS* - it has to make the right noise. Then after we'd done some unspeakable things to the poor fellow, we decided to have a pause but couldn't get the tie undone. Cue some frantic minutes trying to free him. In the end I said, I'm going outside for a ciggy. I want him relased by the time I get back - no knives, scissors or teeth, that tie is a family heirloom.* And when I returned it the tie was off - it was just covered in lube.
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* the tie was my grandfather's funeral tie, given to me, with some other items, by my grandmother after his death. "There we go | |||
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"I did once eat baked beans, I am ashamed to say." Nothing wrong with that. A friend of ours (also lives in France) serves baked beans out of a silver tureen, every morning. | |||
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"Spunked all over a nun's face/mouth while she had her chin on an open bible. Most probably done far worse but can't remember lol. Is that a true story? And was she a real nun? Wasn't a real nun but there were five of them in a real church & the bible was real, I bet they wondered why the bible pages were stuck together on Sunday lol. You do realise you're going to hell. Yes there's no hope for me lol...i've far more kinky exploits on my bucket list yet x. See you there
Perhaps you should join me in my adventures sometime you sound like fun "I'm shy,I don't like being videoed | |||
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"At a party a little while back.... my god I was outrageous. The memory will last forever it was so naughty. "Please elaborate my Darling | |||
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"I did once eat baked beans, I am ashamed to say." Yea? Well,I went to France and ate their beef bourguignon. How they can call that meat I don't know. | |||
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"I met up with a couple for a hotel meet. By the time I got there they'd found this fucked Scots guy an were pissing on him in the bathroom. Then they decided it would be a good idea to tie him up but had nothing suitable. So I offered my belt. Too thick. So we used my tie. Perfect. Then they decided to whip him with the belt. Nah, I said, like *THIS* - it has to make the right noise. Then after we'd done some unspeakable things to the poor fellow, we decided to have a pause but couldn't get the tie undone. Cue some frantic minutes trying to free him. In the end I said, I'm going outside for a ciggy. I want him relased by the time I get back - no knives, scissors or teeth, that tie is a family heirloom.* And when I returned it the tie was off - it was just covered in lube.
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* the tie was my grandfather's funeral tie, given to me, with some other items, by my grandmother after his death.
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"I met up with a couple for a hotel meet. By the time I got there they'd found this fucked Scots guy an were pissing on him in the bathroom. Then they decided it would be a good idea to tie him up but had nothing suitable. So I offered my belt. Too thick. So we used my tie. Perfect. Then they decided to whip him with the belt. Nah, I said, like *THIS* - it has to make the right noise. Then after we'd done some unspeakable things to the poor fellow, we decided to have a pause but couldn't get the tie undone. Cue some frantic minutes trying to free him. In the end I said, I'm going outside for a ciggy. I want him relased by the time I get back - no knives, scissors or teeth, that tie is a family heirloom.* And when I returned it the tie was off - it was just covered in lube.
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* the tie was my grandfather's funeral tie, given to me, with some other items, by my grandmother after his death.
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What??!"I've done *far* worse! | |||
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"I met up with a couple for a hotel meet. By the time I got there they'd found this fucked Scots guy an were pissing on him in the bathroom. Then they decided it would be a good idea to tie him up but had nothing suitable. So I offered my belt. Too thick. So we used my tie. Perfect. Then they decided to whip him with the belt. Nah, I said, like *THIS* - it has to make the right noise. Then after we'd done some unspeakable things to the poor fellow, we decided to have a pause but couldn't get the tie undone. Cue some frantic minutes trying to free him. In the end I said, I'm going outside for a ciggy. I want him relased by the time I get back - no knives, scissors or teeth, that tie is a family heirloom.* And when I returned it the tie was off - it was just covered in lube.
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* the tie was my grandfather's funeral tie, given to me, with some other items, by my grandmother after his death.
There we go
What??!
I've done *far* worse! "I don't doubt that. | |||
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"I met up with a couple for a hotel meet. By the time I got there they'd found this fucked Scots guy an were pissing on him in the bathroom. Then they decided it would be a good idea to tie him up but had nothing suitable. So I offered my belt. Too thick. So we used my tie. Perfect. Then they decided to whip him with the belt. Nah, I said, like *THIS* - it has to make the right noise. Then after we'd done some unspeakable things to the poor fellow, we decided to have a pause but couldn't get the tie undone. Cue some frantic minutes trying to free him. In the end I said, I'm going outside for a ciggy. I want him relased by the time I get back - no knives, scissors or teeth, that tie is a family heirloom.* And when I returned it the tie was off - it was just covered in lube.
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"I had sex with the lights on.....once! "There are some real perverts on this interweb | |||
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"Spunked all over a nun's face/mouth while she had her chin on an open bible. Most probably done far worse but can't remember lol. Is that a true story? And was she a real nun? Wasn't a real nun but there were five of them in a real church & the bible was real, I bet they wondered why the bible pages were stuck together on Sunday lol. You do realise you're going to hell. Yes there's no hope for me lol...i've far more kinky exploits on my bucket list yet x. See you there
Perhaps you should join me in my adventures sometime you sound like fun
I'm shy,I don't like being videoed "I always swing without camera's lol, any naughty stuff I get up to is usually after shoots as I try to be as professional as i can when filming x. | |||
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"What was it? Where was it? How did you feel? Do you still think about it? " What was it? ... I filled my arse with milk and milk shat over a nuns face. Where was it? ... Jersey How did you feel? ... Like a sacrilegious cow Do you still think about it? ... Every minute | |||
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"Hand holding in public. " There was a time I got off with and then tossed off a guy at Piccadilly Circus in front of some rather shocked tourists. Hehe | |||
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"Hand holding in public. There was a time I got off with and then tossed off a guy at Piccadilly Circus in front of some rather shocked tourists. Hehe " Thanks for sharing with the group | |||
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"Hand holding in public. There was a time I got off with and then tossed off a guy at Piccadilly Circus in front of some rather shocked tourists. Hehe Thanks for sharing with the group "That's quite alright - there's a longer version available | |||
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"Hand holding in public. There was a time I got off with and then tossed off a guy at Piccadilly Circus in front of some rather shocked tourists. Hehe " It was you!! | |||
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