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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

..always been into this but it can also go tits up!

What phrases do folk like to use during sex and has anyone got any stories when it just really did not work!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh your so big

Oh your so hard

Harder

Yes that's it, fuck me harder

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

Oh yes, yes, oh my god, yes yes YES!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh your so big

Oh your so hard

Harder

Yes that's it, fuck me harder

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

Oh yes, yes, oh my god, yes yes YES!!!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh your so big

Oh your so hard

Harder

Yes that's it, fuck me harder

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

Oh yes, yes, oh my god, yes yes YES!!!!!!"

That's what men want to hear!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'm not very good at dirty talk

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I'm not very good at dirty talk

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... with yer mouth full?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm not very good at dirty talk

... with yer mouth full?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I quite often take the lead on dirty talk but would enjoy it the other way round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm terrible at dirty talk, I over think it and try to make sure my syntax and rhythm is right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love dirty talk but once a guy just kept saying do you like that over and over . I asked him to stop and he carried on saying it and without thinking I slapped him (not hard) across the face . Luckily he didn't take offence lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love dirty talk but once a guy just kept saying do you like that over and over . I asked him to stop and he carried on saying it and without thinking I slapped him (not hard) across the face . Luckily he didn't take offence lol "

That's amusing.. you should've asked "do you like that?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually things like "my God your pussy tastes so sweet", "I love the way that feels on my cock", but most often is "look into my eyes"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cum for me", i'm very impatient and like a guy to cum, repeaters preferred. more than one repeater actually.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm terrible at dirty talk, I over think it and try to make sure my syntax and rhythm is right. "

Someone spoke dirty to me yesterday....they asked me to do the dishes. Filth pure filth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I so should have !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh your so big

Oh your so hard

Harder

Yes that's it, fuck me harder

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

Oh yes, yes, oh my god, yes yes YES!!!!!!"

Holy fucking shit! Marry me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm terrible at dirty talk, I over think it and try to make sure my syntax and rhythm is right.

Someone spoke dirty to me yesterday....they asked me to do the dishes. Filth pure filth"

They could have asked you to clean out the gutters, now that's pure filth.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm terrible at dirty talk, I over think it and try to make sure my syntax and rhythm is right.

Someone spoke dirty to me yesterday....they asked me to do the dishes. Filth pure filth

They could have asked you to clean out the gutters, now that's pure filth. "

Oh my goodness...I couldn't handle that amount of filth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very vocal - oh god yes , fuck me harder , love your big cock , my pussy is soaking , don't stop please don't stop

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Mmmmm yes, more, more..

Give me every fucking inch!!!

Harder, deeper, faster....

Dont stop....

Mmmmm your balls are slapping my tight ass hard..

Give it to me, fill me....do it...empty your big cock!!!!!

So close....dont stop

Dont stop.....omg...OMG!!!!

....what???? Huh???? Your done????

Next!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm terrible at dirty talk, I over think it and try to make sure my syntax and rhythm is right.

Someone spoke dirty to me yesterday....they asked me to do the dishes. Filth pure filth

They could have asked you to clean out the gutters, now that's pure filth.

Oh my goodness...I couldn't handle that amount of filth "
You sure

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"I'm terrible at dirty talk, I over think it and try to make sure my syntax and rhythm is right.

Someone spoke dirty to me yesterday....they asked me to do the dishes. Filth pure filth

They could have asked you to clean out the gutters, now that's pure filth. "

Thats 'gutter talk' Hatter

Clean your act up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mmmmm yes, more, more..

Give me every fucking inch!!!

Harder, deeper, faster....

Dont stop....

Mmmmm your balls are slapping my tight ass hard..

Give it to me, fill me....do it...empty your big cock!!!!!

So close....dont stop

Dont stop.....omg...OMG!!!!

....what???? Huh???? Your done????

Next!!!!!!"

Haha "next.."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm terrible at dirty talk, I over think it and try to make sure my syntax and rhythm is right.

Someone spoke dirty to me yesterday....they asked me to do the dishes. Filth pure filth

They could have asked you to clean out the gutters, now that's pure filth.

Thats 'gutter talk' Hatter

Clean your act up

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm terrible at dirty talk, I over think it and try to make sure my syntax and rhythm is right.

Someone spoke dirty to me yesterday....they asked me to do the dishes. Filth pure filth

They could have asked you to clean out the gutters, now that's pure filth.

Oh my goodness...I couldn't handle that amount of filth You sure

Very sure, I'm certain people could vouch for my lack of skills when it comes to talking dirty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been known to string a few pleasing words together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm terrible at dirty talk, I over think it and try to make sure my syntax and rhythm is right.

Someone spoke dirty to me yesterday....they asked me to do the dishes. Filth pure filth

They could have asked you to clean out the gutters, now that's pure filth.

Oh my goodness...I couldn't handle that amount of filth You sure

Very sure, I'm certain people could vouch for my lack of skills when it comes to talking dirty."

You do enough for me lovely

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Usually things like "my God your pussy tastes so sweet", "I love the way that feels on my cock", but most often is "look into my eyes" "

Do you click Your fingers as well?

Look into my eyes, look into the eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, look into my eyes.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I've been known to string a few pleasing words together

Could you teach me the ways please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do guys do that? Or 'does that feel good' repeated over and over. Im more of a doer than a talker myself. I prefer to cut out the cringey questions and get on with it. I find face sitting helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do guys do that? Or 'does that feel good' repeated over and over. Im more of a doer than a talker myself. I prefer to cut out the cringey questions and get on with it. I find face sitting helps

"
Sit on my face all day beautiful my naughty little raspberry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do guys do that? Or 'does that feel good' repeated over and over. Im more of a doer than a talker myself. I prefer to cut out the cringey questions and get on with it. I find face sitting helps

I'd be happy to be gagged that way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh your so big

Oh your so hard

Harder

Yes that's it, fuck me harder

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

Oh yes, yes, oh my god, yes yes YES!!!!!!

"
spoken like a true faker pmsl

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually things like "my God your pussy tastes so sweet", "I love the way that feels on my cock", but most often is "look into my eyes"

Do you click Your fingers as well?

Look into my eyes, look into the eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, look into my eyes.

When I was typing it, that occurred to me too. Hopefully it's a bit more exotic in the heat of the moment

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"I've been known to string a few pleasing words together

Could you teach me the ways please?

We dont mind teaching you

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Why do guys do that? Or 'does that feel good' repeated over and over. Im more of a doer than a talker myself. I prefer to cut out the cringey questions and get on with it. I find face sitting helps

Once a chap kept saying, whilst "rabbit fucking"

"Does that feel good" "do you like it" "can you feel how hard I am for you"

I said No- needless to say he didn't get his happy ending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmmm yes, more, more..

Give me every fucking inch!!!

Harder, deeper, faster....

Dont stop....

Mmmmm your balls are slapping my tight ass hard..

Give it to me, fill me....do it...empty your big cock!!!!!

So close....dont stop

Dont stop.....omg...OMG!!!!

....what???? Huh???? Your done????

Next!!!!!!

Haha "next.."

"
well done omg pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I don't talk and let then natural sounds let them know how much I'm enjoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do guys do that? Or 'does that feel good' repeated over and over. Im more of a doer than a talker myself. I prefer to cut out the cringey questions and get on with it. I find face sitting helps

Once a chap kept saying, whilst "rabbit fucking"

"Does that feel good" "do you like it" "can you feel how hard I am for you"

I said No- needless to say he didn't get his happy ending

can't say I blame you its such a turn off

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By *ifferent69Man
over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK

Hhhmm tricky one this...

All depends on partner .....and there's different types of dirty talk.

Sophisticated.

Loving/ affectionate.

Slutty

Sleazy

And off course degrading ..!!!

I find can certainly enharnse exp if both open to it, and accept its just part of role playing.

Find sophisticated dirty talk is partner expecting well executed sentences with long words,boring and hard work. Not to mention distracting to my rythem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been known to string a few pleasing words together

Could you teach me the ways please?

M'Lady Honey, it would be my pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes me cringe. I've never experienced it done well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Makes me cringe. I've never experienced it done well."
You want to have another go

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Why do guys do that? Or 'does that feel good' repeated over and over. Im more of a doer than a talker myself. I prefer to cut out the cringey questions and get on with it. I find face sitting helps

Once a chap kept saying, whilst "rabbit fucking"

"Does that feel good" "do you like it" "can you feel how hard I am for you"

I said No- needless to say he didn't get his happy ending

can't say I blame you its such a turn off"

If you are going to do it..do it properly right?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I've been known to string a few pleasing words together

Could you teach me the ways please?

M'Lady Honey, it would be my pleasure

xx"

Do I need to bring my notebook?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hhhmm tricky one this...

All depends on partner .....and there's different types of dirty talk.

Sophisticated.

Loving/ affectionate.

Slutty

Sleazy

And off course degrading ..!!!

I find can certainly enharnse exp if both open to it, and accept its just part of role playing.

Find sophisticated dirty talk is partner expecting well executed sentences with long words,boring and hard work. Not to mention distracting to my rythem.

Slutty / degrading is my preference. On the premise it suits both!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do guys do that? Or 'does that feel good' repeated over and over. Im more of a doer than a talker myself. I prefer to cut out the cringey questions and get on with it. I find face sitting helps

Once a chap kept saying, whilst "rabbit fucking"

"Does that feel good" "do you like it" "can you feel how hard I am for you"

I said No- needless to say he didn't get his happy ending

can't say I blame you its such a turn off

If you are going to do it..do it properly right?"

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do guys do that? Or 'does that feel good' repeated over and over. Im more of a doer than a talker myself. I prefer to cut out the cringey questions and get on with it. I find face sitting helps

Once a chap kept saying, whilst "rabbit fucking"

"Does that feel good" "do you like it" "can you feel how hard I am for you"

I said No- needless to say he didn't get his happy ending

can't say I blame you its such a turn off

If you are going to do it..do it properly right?

Exactly

"
Sit on my face miss naughty raspberry

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Why do guys do that? Or 'does that feel good' repeated over and over. Im more of a doer than a talker myself. I prefer to cut out the cringey questions and get on with it. I find face sitting helps

Once a chap kept saying, whilst "rabbit fucking"

"Does that feel good" "do you like it" "can you feel how hard I am for you"

I said No- needless to say he didn't get his happy ending

can't say I blame you its such a turn off

If you are going to do it..do it properly right?

Exactly

I'm going to find a victim to practice on

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

'I want you to fuck my arse' is about the dirtiest I get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do guys do that? Or 'does that feel good' repeated over and over. Im more of a doer than a talker myself. I prefer to cut out the cringey questions and get on with it. I find face sitting helps

Once a chap kept saying, whilst "rabbit fucking"

"Does that feel good" "do you like it" "can you feel how hard I am for you"

I said No- needless to say he didn't get his happy ending

can't say I blame you its such a turn off

If you are going to do it..do it properly right?

Exactly

I'm going to find a victim to practice on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cunt is satisfied,turn me over and do my arse.

That kind of thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cunt is satisfied,turn me over and do my arse.

That kind of thing?"

'My cunt is satisfied' is probably the best thing I will read today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My cunt is satisfied,turn me over and do my arse.

That kind of thing?"

Yeah!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"If you are going to eat it, do it properly it's not a trough"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""If you are going to eat it, do it properly it's not a trough"

"
Oh I'll definitely do it properly my motto is if a job is worth doing it's worth doing properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I probably should not laugh but that was such a funny tale x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh baby. I love how you smear that mud on your butt cheeks and pour that old greasy chips oil over your cleavage! It makes me want to swan dive in a bin full of last week's left overs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like when a man whispers,in a hoarse,lust-filled voice "Lay on your back for me".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have mastered the sweet but difficult art of happiness here, with my head in your lap,

finding pure joy in your body, your heart;

because you’re the queen of my present and past

I have mastered love’s sweet but difficult art.

This is dirty talk for me. This is hot right? Right guys?... Guys?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I like it when someone whispers in my ear

"I'm going to enjoy you"

Ohhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like it when someone whispers in my ear

"I'm going to enjoy you"

Ohhhhhh

"
I can say that when i go down on that glow of yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh your so big

Oh your so hard

Harder

Yes that's it, fuck me harder

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

Oh yes, yes, oh my god, yes yes YES!!!!!!

spoken like a true faker pmsl

I never fake! Fall asleep maybe, but never fake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh your so big

Oh your so hard

Harder

Yes that's it, fuck me harder

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

Oh yes, yes, oh my god, yes yes YES!!!!!!

spoken like a true faker pmsl

I never fake! Fall asleep maybe, but never fake

Some women fake their orgasms

to hear the sound of their own voices.

Ironically, it gets them off.

I, too, have written poems I wanted

to be true.

(sorry, made me think of this.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have mastered the sweet but difficult art of happiness here, with my head in your lap,

finding pure joy in your body, your heart;

because you’re the queen of my present and past

I have mastered love’s sweet but difficult art.

This is dirty talk for me. This is hot right? Right guys?... Guys?"

I'm not overly fond of the use of Queen; other than that it was seductive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do guys do that? Or 'does that feel good' repeated over and over. Im more of a doer than a talker myself. I prefer to cut out the cringey questions and get on with it. I find face sitting helps

dirty girl. Go to my room and take a seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about -when I'm riding my man and watching another woman masturbate on cam for us-"I want to taste that pussy"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do guys do that? Or 'does that feel good' repeated over and over. Im more of a doer than a talker myself. I prefer to cut out the cringey questions and get on with it. I find face sitting helps

dirty girl. Go to my room and take a seat

If the voice is right and with the right person it turns me on. Maybe not over and over and over and over ad nauseum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like it when someone whispers in my ear

"I'm going to enjoy you"

Ohhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like it when someone whispers in my ear

"I'm going to enjoy you"

Ohhhhhh

My penis just retracted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh your so big

Oh your so hard

Harder

Yes that's it, fuck me harder

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

Oh yes, yes, oh my god, yes yes YES!!!!!!"

Oh good god.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh your so big

Oh your so hard

Harder

Yes that's it, fuck me harder

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

Oh yes, yes, oh my god, yes yes YES!!!!!!

spoken like a true faker pmsl

I never fake! Fall asleep maybe, but never fake

Some women fake their orgasms

to hear the sound of their own voices.

Ironically, it gets them off.

I, too, have written poems I wanted

to be true.

(sorry, made me think of this.)"

thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have mastered the sweet but difficult art of happiness here, with my head in your lap,

finding pure joy in your body, your heart;

because you’re the queen of my present and past

I have mastered love’s sweet but difficult art.

This is dirty talk for me. This is hot right? Right guys?... Guys?

I'm not overly fond of the use of Queen; other than that it was seductive."

Yeah, the use of Queen is a bit meh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh your so big

Oh your so hard

Harder

Yes that's it, fuck me harder

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

Oh yes, yes, oh my god, yes yes YES!!!!!!

spoken like a true faker pmsl

I never fake! Fall asleep maybe, but never fake

Some women fake their orgasms

to hear the sound of their own voices.

Ironically, it gets them off.

I, too, have written poems I wanted

to be true.

(sorry, made me think of this.)

thanks. "

Sorry.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I like it when someone whispers in my ear

"I'm going to enjoy you"

Ohhhhhh

My penis just retracted

As they lean over and take my cheesecake...what is wrong with you??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have mastered the sweet but difficult art of happiness here, with my head in your lap,

finding pure joy in your body, your heart;

because you’re the queen of my present and past

I have mastered love’s sweet but difficult art.

This is dirty talk for me. This is hot right? Right guys?... Guys?

I'm not overly fond of the use of Queen; other than that it was seductive.

Yeah, the use of Queen is a bit meh. "

Queens are untouchable,I want to be touched.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I like it when someone whispers in my ear

"I'm going to enjoy you"

Ohhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can be rather filthy with my mouth when it's needed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have mastered the sweet but difficult art of happiness here, with my head in your lap,

finding pure joy in your body, your heart;

because you’re the queen of my present and past

I have mastered love’s sweet but difficult art.

This is dirty talk for me. This is hot right? Right guys?... Guys?

I'm not overly fond of the use of Queen; other than that it was seductive.

Yeah, the use of Queen is a bit meh.

Queens are untouchable,I want to be touched. "

A good point.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh your so big

Oh your so hard

Harder

Yes that's it, fuck me harder

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

Oh yes, yes, oh my god, yes yes YES!!!!!!

spoken like a true faker pmsl

I never fake! Fall asleep maybe, but never fake

Some women fake their orgasms

to hear the sound of their own voices.

Ironically, it gets them off.

I, too, have written poems I wanted

to be true.

(sorry, made me think of this.)

thanks.

Sorry. "

Replace "queen" with "slut" and all the other words with other words, then that'd be perfect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like it when someone whispers in my ear

"I'm going to enjoy you"

Ohhhhhh

My penis just retracted

As they lean over and take my cheesecake...what is wrong with you??

You could have mentioned cheesecake before

. Now I'm interested

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I like it when someone whispers in my ear

"I'm going to enjoy you"

Ohhhhhh

My penis just retracted

As they lean over and take my cheesecake...what is wrong with you??

You could have mentioned cheesecake before

. Now I'm interested

It's lemon, care to share?

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over a year ago

"I like it when someone whispers in my ear

"I'm going to enjoy you"

Ohhhhhh

My penis just retracted

As they lean over and take my cheesecake...what is wrong with you??

Anyone touches my cheesecake they die...slowly

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I like it when someone whispers in my ear

"I'm going to enjoy you"

Ohhhhhh

My penis just retracted

As they lean over and take my cheesecake...what is wrong with you??

Anyone touches my cheesecake they die...slowly

Oh come on now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like it when someone whispers in my ear

"I'm going to enjoy you"

Ohhhhhh

My penis just retracted

As they lean over and take my cheesecake...what is wrong with you??

Anyone touches my cheesecake they die...slowly

"
What kind of torture you planning then when you said slowly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like it when someone whispers in my ear

"I'm going to enjoy you"

Ohhhhhh

My penis just retracted

As they lean over and take my cheesecake...what is wrong with you??

You could have mentioned cheesecake before

. Now I'm interested

It's lemon, care to share?

Nope, it's all mine, but you can watch me eat

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I like it when someone whispers in my ear

"I'm going to enjoy you"

Ohhhhhh

My penis just retracted

As they lean over and take my cheesecake...what is wrong with you??

You could have mentioned cheesecake before

. Now I'm interested

It's lemon, care to share?

Nope, it's all mine, but you can watch me eat

I'll watch you eat it while you watch me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like it when someone whispers in my ear

"I'm going to enjoy you"

Ohhhhhh

My penis just retracted

As they lean over and take my cheesecake...what is wrong with you??

Anyone touches my cheesecake they die...slowly

Oh come on now...

Well ok, you can lick my cheesecake Honey...just this once!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like it when someone whispers in my ear

"I'm going to enjoy you"

Ohhhhhh

My penis just retracted

As they lean over and take my cheesecake...what is wrong with you??

Anyone touches my cheesecake they die...slowly

Now that's a woman who takes cheesecake very seriously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like it when someone whispers in my ear

"I'm going to enjoy you"

Ohhhhhh

My penis just retracted

As they lean over and take my cheesecake...what is wrong with you??

Anyone touches my cheesecake they die...slowly

Now that's a woman who takes cheesecake very seriously. "

You better believe it

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I like it when someone whispers in my ear

"I'm going to enjoy you"

Ohhhhhh

My penis just retracted

As they lean over and take my cheesecake...what is wrong with you??

Anyone touches my cheesecake they die...slowly

Oh come on now...

Well ok, you can lick my cheesecake Honey...just this once!"

You want some of my honeypot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like it when someone whispers in my ear

"I'm going to enjoy you"

Ohhhhhh

My penis just retracted

As they lean over and take my cheesecake...what is wrong with you??

Anyone touches my cheesecake they die...slowly

Oh come on now...

Well ok, you can lick my cheesecake Honey...just this once!

You want some of my honeypot?

"
No wonder it's glowing down there pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like it when someone whispers in my ear

"I'm going to enjoy you"

Ohhhhhh

My penis just retracted

As they lean over and take my cheesecake...what is wrong with you??

You could have mentioned cheesecake before

. Now I'm interested

It's lemon, care to share?

Nope, it's all mine, but you can watch me eat

I'll watch you eat it while you watch me

Why, anything worth watching

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I like it when someone whispers in my ear

"I'm going to enjoy you"

Ohhhhhh

My penis just retracted

As they lean over and take my cheesecake...what is wrong with you??

You could have mentioned cheesecake before

. Now I'm interested

It's lemon, care to share?

Nope, it's all mine, but you can watch me eat

I'll watch you eat it while you watch me

Why, anything worth watching

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like it when someone whispers in my ear

"I'm going to enjoy you"

Ohhhhhh

My penis just retracted

As they lean over and take my cheesecake...what is wrong with you??

You could have mentioned cheesecake before

. Now I'm interested

It's lemon, care to share?

Nope, it's all mine, but you can watch me eat

I'll watch you eat it while you watch me

Why, anything worth watching

Maybe

Meh, I don't do maybe. Move over I want to watch TV

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I like it when someone whispers in my ear

"I'm going to enjoy you"

Ohhhhhh

My penis just retracted

As they lean over and take my cheesecake...what is wrong with you??

You could have mentioned cheesecake before

. Now I'm interested

It's lemon, care to share?

Nope, it's all mine, but you can watch me eat

I'll watch you eat it while you watch me

Why, anything worth watching

Maybe

Meh, I don't do maybe. Move over I want to watch TV

Hurry up with that cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like it when someone whispers in my ear

"I'm going to enjoy you"

Ohhhhhh

My penis just retracted

As they lean over and take my cheesecake...what is wrong with you??

Anyone touches my cheesecake they die...slowly

Now that's a woman who takes cheesecake very seriously.

You better believe it

Good, cheesecake is not to be taken lightly.

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By *onhorMan
over a year ago

here

"Oh your so big

Oh your so hard

Harder

Yes that's it, fuck me harder

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

Oh yes, yes, oh my god, yes yes YES!!!!!!"

Do like a spot of innuendo.

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"I can be rather filthy with my mouth when it's needed.

You can use your filthy mouth on me anytime

Boo xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could try reading some erotica on porn websites over videos. Can get you better at sexting and dirty talk

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Im better at dirty messages than actually talking dirty

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm terrible at dirty talk, I over think it and try to make sure my syntax and rhythm is right.

Someone spoke dirty to me yesterday....they asked me to do the dishes. Filth pure filth"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh your so big

Oh your so hard

Harder

Yes that's it, fuck me harder

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

Oh yes, yes, oh my god, yes yes YES!!!!!!"

Who said that to you?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I can write it down but actually using dirty talk doesn't come naturally to me.

I only ever want to say ' muddy wellingtons '.

I imagine ppl would rather hear..Oh baby I want your rock hard throbbing cock deep inside my wet pussy.. Your hard shaft balls deep in me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh your so big

Oh your so hard

Harder

Yes that's it, fuck me harder

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

Oh yes, yes, oh my god, yes yes YES!!!!!!

Who said that to you? "

Nobody. Because I don't have a dick

Sheesh. Obviously some touchy men on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh your so big

Oh your so hard

Harder

Yes that's it, fuck me harder

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

Oh yes, yes, oh my god, yes yes YES!!!!!!"

Textbook haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty talk has to be straight to the point & said with conviction, it's all about the delivery.

Fuck it up & you'll set me off laughing.

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over a year ago

"Oh your so big

Oh your so hard

Harder

Yes that's it, fuck me harder

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

Oh yes, yes, oh my god, yes yes YES!!!!!!"

keep going I'm nearly at the vinegar strokes

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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How's this work for you?

I'd happily drag my body naked over broken glass and suck the last cock that fucked you just to taste how sweet you are.

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By *xploringThisWorldMan
over a year ago

collier row

Natural sounds i find are much bwter than people reproducing silly porno film style sexy talk

If a lady has time to have a running conversation of smut talk whilst being fucked, she probably isnt being fucked right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How's this work for you?

I'd happily drag my body naked over broken glass and suck the last cock that fucked you just to taste how sweet you are.

I'm getting mixed emotions from this, is this from a guy or to a guy? Lol

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"How's this work for you?

I'd happily drag my body naked over broken glass and suck the last cock that fucked you just to taste how sweet you are.

I'm getting mixed emotions from this, is this from a guy or to a guy? Lol"

From a guy- oh how I howled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone walks up behind you, nibbles your ear and whispers "oh you're going to get it"

*puddle*

The whole "oh yeah baby, you like that don't ya!" not so much

Mrs x

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"When someone walks up behind you, nibbles your ear and whispers "oh you're going to get it"

*puddle*

The whole "oh yeah baby, you like that don't ya!" not so much

Mrs x"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How's this work for you?

I'd happily drag my body naked over broken glass and suck the last cock that fucked you just to taste how sweet you are.

I'm getting mixed emotions from this, is this from a guy or to a guy? Lol

From a guy- oh how I howled

Haha, he must have been gagging for you if he wanted to suck someone's dick just to taste you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh your so big

Oh your so hard

Harder

Yes that's it, fuck me harder

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

Oh yes, yes, oh my god, yes yes YES!!!!!!

keep going I'm nearly at the vinegar strokes "

faster baby faster, pump that big cock and empty those big balls for me oh yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How's this work for you?

I'd happily drag my body naked over broken glass and suck the last cock that fucked you just to taste how sweet you are.

wow what a sweet talker haha

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"How's this work for you?

I'd happily drag my body naked over broken glass and suck the last cock that fucked you just to taste how sweet you are.

wow what a sweet talker haha "

I think I found love...I best go unlos

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over a year ago

"How's this work for you?

I'd happily drag my body naked over broken glass and suck the last cock that fucked you just to taste how sweet you are.

wow what a sweet talker haha

I think I found love...I best go unlos"

god not you too, pretty soon I'm gonna have no one left to perv

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"How's this work for you?

I'd happily drag my body naked over broken glass and suck the last cock that fucked you just to taste how sweet you are.

wow what a sweet talker haha

I think I found love...I best go unlos

god not you too, pretty soon I'm gonna have no one left to perv

I'm sure you will be fine, I'm not sure I can let that one pass me by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh your so big

Oh your so hard

Harder

Yes that's it, fuck me harder

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

Oh yes, yes, oh my god, yes yes YES!!!!!!"

Too funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything spontaneous......I'm not big on it myself...but a few words do tend to tumble out when I'm close.

A woman who says it with her eyes......that really gets to me......or the simple words "Cock...NOW!" When they know they are ready to be finished off....

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over a year ago

"Oh your so big

Oh your so hard

Harder

Yes that's it, fuck me harder

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

Oh yes, yes, oh my god, yes yes YES!!!!!!"

Thats me sorted

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