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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Who wants a drink?

My wrists need some action

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Who wants a drink?

My wrists need some action

sex on the beach for me please

my wrist is getting some action

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long Island Ice Tea please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's on offer?

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

I don't like cocktails can I have a pint of cider?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Who wants a drink?

My wrists need some action

sex on the beach for me please

my wrist is getting some action

Shake it babeeee

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I don't like cocktails can I have a pint of cider?"

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can I have a jug of gin fizz please?

I drink the first one too quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like cocktails can I have a pint of cider?"
x2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could murder a piña colada.

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Who wants a drink?

My wrists need some action

sex on the beach for me please

my wrist is getting some action

Shake it babeeee"

if you insist

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Is there any vodka going spare please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a sex on the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh its margarita time

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Long Island Ice Tea please

I 'll have a long island iced tea as well please, or a planters punch...ta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I change my mind. I want a Double Clique with lime

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Is there any vodka going spare please?

Shots?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I change my mind. I want a Double Clique with lime "

Sort your predictive text out you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Is there any vodka going spare please?

Shots?"

Whatever he he

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"I'll have a sex on the beach"

I'll be having that daily next week

xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a sex on the beach

I'll be having that daily next week

xxxxx Suzi"

Lucky you.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

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Line up the glitter bombs miss...we can all have sparkly poo tomorrow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A venom for me please lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i have a purple rain please? And if we are doing shots a black sambucca?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants a drink?

My wrists need some action

will happily be your personal barman

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I'll have a mocktail please

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Can i have a purple rain please? And if we are doing shots a black sambucca? "

Oh yum purple rain!!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Line up the glitter bombs miss...we can all have sparkly poo tomorrow!"

My favourite...I love feeling like a unicorn after a night out.

(Wait for someone to make that sexual)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i have a purple rain please? And if we are doing shots a black sambucca? "

Only if you then sing Purple Rain

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"I change my mind. I want a Double Clique with lime "

Haha

Dirty martini for me please

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By *ncubus1976Man
over a year ago

Fuerteventura/Gran Canaria

I'll have some Margarita Frozen......and some tequila shot....hot here in the Canary Islands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a water for me please

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Can i have a purple rain please? And if we are doing shots a black sambucca?

Only if you then sing Purple Rain

Well have karaoke too- yes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best shot ever is a liquid cocaine its half jaeger half grolschlager mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i have a purple rain please? And if we are doing shots a black sambucca?

Only if you then sing Purple Rain

Ohh well if you insist (get your ear plugs ready!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could murder a piña colada."

I'm with you on this! Yum

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Just a water for me please "

I'll join you- no drinking today!

You can help me behind the bar, I've a very small apron that'll look fetching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i have a purple rain please? And if we are doing shots a black sambucca?

Only if you then sing Purple Rain

Well have karaoke too- yes!!"

I shouldn't have mentioned singing.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Line up the glitter bombs miss...we can all have sparkly poo tomorrow!

My favourite...I love feeling like a unicorn after a night out.

(Wait for someone to make that sexual)"

make that 2 unicorns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i have a purple rain please? And if we are doing shots a black sambucca?

Only if you then sing Purple Rain

Ohh well if you insist (get your ear plugs ready!) "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A whisky source for Mr. A mojito for Mrs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yum, can I have a Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh yum, can I have a Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall please?

Minxy you can have anything you want with this naked bartender

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Oh yum, can I have a Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall please?

And to drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants a drink?

My wrists need some action

Hello.... Now are you serving my cocktail naked please?

Mrs SlapnTickle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But alas work tomorrow means I couldnt have any these lovely drinks! The joys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could murder a piña colada.

I'm with you on this! Yum

the King of cocktails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes please! Just got back from being the sober 1 at a party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i have a purple rain please? And if we are doing shots a black sambucca? "

I love purple rain

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Who wants a drink?

My wrists need some action

Hello.... Now are you serving my cocktail naked please?

Mrs SlapnTickle

Not naked...I have heels and lace to cover certain areas.

Don't want to scare away the customers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants a drink?

My wrists need some action

Hello.... Now are you serving my cocktail naked please?

Mrs SlapnTickle

Not naked...I have heels and lace to cover certain areas.

Don't want to scare away the customers!"

I think that would draw people in

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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I may just sit on a stool and perv at my barmen and customers while biting my lip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could murder a piña colada."

Mmmmmmm my favourite

Betty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may just sit on a stool and perv at my barmen and customers while biting my lip

Can I be your barman

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I may just sit on a stool and perv at my barmen and customers while biting my lip

Can I be your barman

You offered earlier...you won't get paid though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may just sit on a stool and perv at my barmen and customers while biting my lip

Can I be your barman

You offered earlier...you won't get paid though "

I do not require payment :P I would have a lil flirt and thats about it

well if anything more came of it...

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over a year ago

"Oh yum, can I have a Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall please?

And to drink?

Anything creamy!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Alabama Slammer, please

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Can I dance on the bar.... I love dancing on bars

xxxxx Suzi

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By *ussetdevilCouple
over a year ago

Swindon

"can I have a jug of gin fizz please?

I drink the first one too quickly

Me too please, and the second and the third lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A long slow screw here please if you will

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Oh yum, can I have a Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall please?

And to drink?

Anything creamy!

Reckon I could find something, why don't you come and check the cellar with me see if anything takes your fancy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just take one of everything please. Been one of those days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two bottles of Smirnoff please keep the cold I ll have a cocktail later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

okay so lets organize the party then! :D Im thinking a hall with naked bartenders and waiteresses

anyone game?

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Spin the bottle!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Spin the bottle!"

Truth or dare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spin the bottle!

Truth or dare"

Dare

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Spin the bottle!

Truth or dare

Dare "

Put a bloody photo on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I dance on the bar.... I love dancing on bars

xxxxx Suzi"

The management cannot accept responsibilty for the number of people looking up your dress...

...carry on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants a drink?

My wrists need some action

Hello.... Now are you serving my cocktail naked please?

Mrs SlapnTickle

Not naked...I have heels and lace to cover certain areas.

Don't want to scare away the customers!"

Gutted maybe could serve my drink in a private room then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh yum, can I have a Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall please?

And to drink?

Anything creamy!

Reckon I could find something, why don't you come and check the cellar with me see if anything takes your fancy

I'll happily go down with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spin the bottle!

Truth or dare

Dare

Put a bloody photo on!"

done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 birdcages for us please

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Oh yum, can I have a Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall please?

And to drink?

Anything creamy!

Reckon I could find something, why don't you come and check the cellar with me see if anything takes your fancy

I'll happily go down with you

We'll go down together then- someone watch the bar please

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Who wants a drink?

My wrists need some action

Hello.... Now are you serving my cocktail naked please?

Mrs SlapnTickle

Not naked...I have heels and lace to cover certain areas.

Don't want to scare away the customers!

Gutted maybe could serve my drink in a private room then

Upstairs - we can have a lock in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh yum, can I have a Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall please?

And to drink?

Anything creamy!

Reckon I could find something, why don't you come and check the cellar with me see if anything takes your fancy

I'll happily go down with you

We'll go down together then- someone watch the bar please

"
Ill cover it until you are all ready then I can come down ;P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may just sit on a stool and perv at my barmen and customers while biting my lip

For the record I never agreed to being a barman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants a drink?

My wrists need some action

Hello.... Now are you serving my cocktail naked please?

Mrs SlapnTickle

Not naked...I have heels and lace to cover certain areas.

Don't want to scare away the customers!

Gutted maybe could serve my drink in a private room then

Upstairs - we can have a lock in

Deal, can Mr SlapnTickle come as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may just sit on a stool and perv at my barmen and customers while biting my lip

For the record I never agreed to being a barman "

You didn't? I thought you were going to be a naked bartender - gutted

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I may just sit on a stool and perv at my barmen and customers while biting my lip

For the record I never agreed to being a barman "

You know, when I've got my glasses on I can be quite persuasive

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Who wants a drink?

My wrists need some action

Hello.... Now are you serving my cocktail naked please?

Mrs SlapnTickle

Not naked...I have heels and lace to cover certain areas.

Don't want to scare away the customers!

Gutted maybe could serve my drink in a private room then

Upstairs - we can have a lock in

Deal, can Mr SlapnTickle come as well?

Oh I would be hoping so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd bloody love a negroni.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watermelon mojito.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may just sit on a stool and perv at my barmen and customers while biting my lip

For the record I never agreed to being a barman "

Oh shush & shake your thingy.....

...cocktail shaker...that's what I meant!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

I'll have a sloe comfortable screw against the wall please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants a drink?

My wrists need some action

Hello.... Now are you serving my cocktail naked please?

Mrs SlapnTickle

Not naked...I have heels and lace to cover certain areas.

Don't want to scare away the customers!

Gutted maybe could serve my drink in a private room then

Upstairs - we can have a lock in

Deal, can Mr SlapnTickle come as well?

Oh I would be hoping so "

We'll be there shortly

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I may just sit on a stool and perv at my barmen and customers while biting my lip

For the record I never agreed to being a barman

Oh shush & shake your thingy.....

...cocktail shaker...that's what I meant!

I think I need to show him how

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

A French 76 please and some nibbles ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and the Mrs have had a heavy weekend on the cocktails/ booze. She will give it a miss, I will have mmm tempt me what you good at making !!!!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Me and the Mrs have had a heavy weekend on the cocktails/ booze. She will give it a miss, I will have mmm tempt me what you good at making !!!!"

Slippery nipples...I'll need some help

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

An elderflower margarita would finish my bank holiday off perfectly thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could murder a piña colada.

I'm with you on this! Yum

the King of cocktails "

Got to be mixed right though,nice and creamy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may just sit on a stool and perv at my barmen and customers while biting my lip

For the record I never agreed to being a barman "

Why are you behind the bar naked then?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I may just sit on a stool and perv at my barmen and customers while biting my lip

For the record I never agreed to being a barman

Why are you behind the bar naked then?"

Erm interviews? but he didn't agree to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may just sit on a stool and perv at my barmen and customers while biting my lip

For the record I never agreed to being a barman

Why are you behind the bar naked then?

Erm interviews? but he didn't agree to it

Ah ok ok I can't disappoint you all....form orderly queue please ladies.

Who was next?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may just sit on a stool and perv at my barmen and customers while biting my lip

For the record I never agreed to being a barman

Why are you behind the bar naked then?

Erm interviews? but he didn't agree to it

Hmmm more applicants required me thinks...

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I may just sit on a stool and perv at my barmen and customers while biting my lip

For the record I never agreed to being a barman

Why are you behind the bar naked then?

Erm interviews? but he didn't agree to it

Ah ok ok I can't disappoint you all....form orderly queue please ladies.

Who was next?

I think I was top of the list for servicing....

Serving- i really meant serving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may just sit on a stool and perv at my barmen and customers while biting my lip

For the record I never agreed to being a barman

Why are you behind the bar naked then?

Erm interviews? but he didn't agree to it

Ah ok ok I can't disappoint you all....form orderly queue please ladies.

Who was next?

I think I was top of the list for servicing....

Serving- i really meant serving

You so meant the first thing

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I may just sit on a stool and perv at my barmen and customers while biting my lip

Can I be your barman

Hello again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may just sit on a stool and perv at my barmen and customers while biting my lip

For the record I never agreed to being a barman

Why are you behind the bar naked then?

Erm interviews? but he didn't agree to it

Ah ok ok I can't disappoint you all....form orderly queue please ladies.

Who was next?

I think I was top of the list for servicing....

Serving- i really meant serving

Us pick us!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka martini please more wet than dry though and NO lemon

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I may just sit on a stool and perv at my barmen and customers while biting my lip

For the record I never agreed to being a barman

Why are you behind the bar naked then?

Erm interviews? but he didn't agree to it

Ah ok ok I can't disappoint you all....form orderly queue please ladies.

Who was next?

I think I was top of the list for servicing....

Serving- i really meant serving

You so meant the first thing

I so did

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I may just sit on a stool and perv at my barmen and customers while biting my lip

For the record I never agreed to being a barman

Why are you behind the bar naked then?

Erm interviews? but he didn't agree to it

Ah ok ok I can't disappoint you all....form orderly queue please ladies.

Who was next?

I think I was top of the list for servicing....

Serving- i really meant serving

Us pick us!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may just sit on a stool and perv at my barmen and customers while biting my lip

For the record I never agreed to being a barman

Why are you behind the bar naked then?

Erm interviews? but he didn't agree to it

Ah ok ok I can't disappoint you all....form orderly queue please ladies.

Who was next?

I think I was top of the list for servicing....

Serving- i really meant serving

You so meant the first thing

I so did

So slutty...nice work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sluttyness in the bar is a good feature makes the bar feel more welcoming to the naked barmen :P

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I may just sit on a stool and perv at my barmen and customers while biting my lip

For the record I never agreed to being a barman

Why are you behind the bar naked then?

Erm interviews? but he didn't agree to it

Ah ok ok I can't disappoint you all....form orderly queue please ladies.

Who was next?

I think I was top of the list for servicing....

Serving- i really meant serving

You so meant the first thing

I so did

So slutty...nice work

Thankyou kindly - I've been practicing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vodka martini please more wet than dry though and NO lemon

Stirred? Shaken?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may just sit on a stool and perv at my barmen and customers while biting my lip

For the record I never agreed to being a barman

Why are you behind the bar naked then?

Erm interviews? but he didn't agree to it

Ah ok ok I can't disappoint you all....form orderly queue please ladies.

Who was next?

I think I was top of the list for servicing....

Serving- i really meant serving

You so meant the first thing

I so did

So slutty...nice work

Thankyou kindly - I've been practicing

It shows...top marks Miss Slutty...err Honey

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I may just sit on a stool and perv at my barmen and customers while biting my lip

For the record I never agreed to being a barman

Why are you behind the bar naked then?

Erm interviews? but he didn't agree to it

Ah ok ok I can't disappoint you all....form orderly queue please ladies.

Who was next?

I think I was top of the list for servicing....

Serving- i really meant serving

You so meant the first thing

I so did

So slutty...nice work

Thankyou kindly - I've been practicing

It shows...top marks Miss Slutty...err Honey

It must be this bar- I'm usually so coy

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over a year ago

"I may just sit on a stool and perv at my barmen and customers while biting my lip

For the record I never agreed to being a barman

Why are you behind the bar naked then?

Erm interviews? but he didn't agree to it

Ah ok ok I can't disappoint you all....form orderly queue please ladies.

Who was next?

I think I was top of the list for servicing....

Serving- i really meant serving

You so meant the first thing

I so did

So slutty...nice work

Thankyou kindly - I've been practicing

It shows...top marks Miss Slutty...err Honey

It must be this bar- I'm usually so coy

Pahaha...oh I snort laughed at that....!! (Which is totally sexy if you're wondering!) (

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over a year ago

"I may just sit on a stool and perv at my barmen and customers while biting my lip

For the record I never agreed to being a barman

Why are you behind the bar naked then?

Erm interviews? but he didn't agree to it

Ah ok ok I can't disappoint you all....form orderly queue please ladies.

Who was next?

I think I was top of the list for servicing....

Serving- i really meant serving

You so meant the first thing

I so did

So slutty...nice work

Thankyou kindly - I've been practicing

It shows...top marks Miss Slutty...err Honey

It must be this bar- I'm usually so coy

Coy must mean a different thing where I live

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I may just sit on a stool and perv at my barmen and customers while biting my lip

For the record I never agreed to being a barman

Why are you behind the bar naked then?

Erm interviews? but he didn't agree to it

Ah ok ok I can't disappoint you all....form orderly queue please ladies.

Who was next?

I think I was top of the list for servicing....

Serving- i really meant serving

You so meant the first thing

I so did

So slutty...nice work

Thankyou kindly - I've been practicing

It shows...top marks Miss Slutty...err Honey

It must be this bar- I'm usually so coy

Pahaha...oh I snort laughed at that....!! (Which is totally sexy if you're wondering!) (

You've pegged me all wrong Minxy.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Who wants a drink?

My wrists need some action

sex on the beach for me please

my wrist is getting some action

Thanks make that two please

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I may just sit on a stool and perv at my barmen and customers while biting my lip

For the record I never agreed to being a barman

Why are you behind the bar naked then?

Erm interviews? but he didn't agree to it

Ah ok ok I can't disappoint you all....form orderly queue please ladies.

Who was next?

I think I was top of the list for servicing....

Serving- i really meant serving

You so meant the first thing

I so did

So slutty...nice work

Thankyou kindly - I've been practicing

It shows...top marks Miss Slutty...err Honey

It must be this bar- I'm usually so coy

Coy must mean a different thing where I live "

Where do you live? I'll need directions...

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

"Long Island Ice Tea please

Give me one of those too, please

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over a year ago

White Russian please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a Bloody Mary please Honey, oh and I like mine spicy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may just sit on a stool and perv at my barmen and customers while biting my lip

For the record I never agreed to being a barman

Why are you behind the bar naked then?

Erm interviews? but he didn't agree to it

Ah ok ok I can't disappoint you all....form orderly queue please ladies.

Who was next?

I think I was top of the list for servicing....

Serving- i really meant serving

You so meant the first thing

I so did

So slutty...nice work

Thankyou kindly - I've been practicing

It shows...top marks Miss Slutty...err Honey

It must be this bar- I'm usually so coy

Coy must mean a different thing where I live

Where do you live? I'll need directions...

Just ask the taxi driver to take you...he won't need directions

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over a year ago

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"I may just sit on a stool and perv at my barmen and customers while biting my lip

For the record I never agreed to being a barman

Why are you behind the bar naked then?

Erm interviews? but he didn't agree to it

Ah ok ok I can't disappoint you all....form orderly queue please ladies.

Who was next?

I think I was top of the list for servicing....

Serving- i really meant serving

You so meant the first thing

I so did

So slutty...nice work

Thankyou kindly - I've been practicing

It shows...top marks Miss Slutty...err Honey

It must be this bar- I'm usually so coy

Coy must mean a different thing where I live

Where do you live? I'll need directions...

Just ask the taxi driver to take you...he won't need directions "

Do you have ice or shall I bring my own?

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over a year ago

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'll have a Bloody Mary please Honey, oh and I like mine spicy!!

I'm on it now PB

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over a year ago

"I'll have a Bloody Mary please Honey, oh and I like mine spicy!!

I'm on it now PB

I've been here longer than Mr Bear, and he gets served before me?? Pfffft favouritism in the forum , sorry bar

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over a year ago

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"I'll have a Bloody Mary please Honey, oh and I like mine spicy!!

I'm on it now PB

I've been here longer than Mr Bear, and he gets served before me?? Pfffft favouritism in the forum , sorry bar "

Did those naked barmen not take care of you??

I'll punish them later.

Have this one on the house

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over a year ago

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"Vodka martini please more wet than dry though and NO lemon

Stirred? Shaken? "

Oh now I'm calling you out..trying to get my barmen into trouble

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over a year ago

"Vodka martini please more wet than dry though and NO lemon

Stirred? Shaken?

Oh now I'm calling you out..trying to get my barmen into trouble

Shaken please and wet ,, chop chop

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over a year ago

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"Vodka martini please more wet than dry though and NO lemon

Stirred? Shaken?

Oh now I'm calling you out..trying to get my barmen into trouble

Shaken please and wet ,, chop chop

To think he almost got punished

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over a year ago

"Vodka martini please more wet than dry though and NO lemon

Stirred? Shaken?

Oh now I'm calling you out..trying to get my barmen into trouble

Shaken please and wet ,, chop chop

To think he almost got punished

I'll see to the Bear later , now where's my drink

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over a year ago

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"Vodka martini please more wet than dry though and NO lemon

Stirred? Shaken?

Oh now I'm calling you out..trying to get my barmen into trouble

Shaken please and wet ,, chop chop

To think he almost got punished

I'll see to the Bear later , now where's my drink

PB is over in his leather chair, your drink is in your hand- get it down your neck

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over a year ago

"Vodka martini please more wet than dry though and NO lemon

Stirred? Shaken?

Oh now I'm calling you out..trying to get my barmen into trouble

Shaken please and wet ,, chop chop

To think he almost got punished

I'll see to the Bear later , now where's my drink

PB is over in his leather chair, your drink is in your hand- get it down your neck

Ohhh I've just spied him, off to flirt ,

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over a year ago

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"Vodka martini please more wet than dry though and NO lemon

Stirred? Shaken?

Oh now I'm calling you out..trying to get my barmen into trouble

Shaken please and wet ,, chop chop

To think he almost got punished

I'll see to the Bear later , now where's my drink

PB is over in his leather chair, your drink is in your hand- get it down your neck

Ohhh I've just spied him, off to flirt ,

He'll growl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are there any nibbles Honey??

PS: I'm happy to wait until Lola gets her nibbles first

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over a year ago

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"Are there any nibbles Honey??

PS: I'm happy to wait until Lola gets her nibbles first

They are in the cellar- do you mind helping yourself, which reminds me- I left Minxy down there helpless- can you rescue her please )

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over a year ago

"Are there any nibbles Honey??

PS: I'm happy to wait until Lola gets her nibbles first

I'll just have olives please

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over a year ago

"Are there any nibbles Honey??

PS: I'm happy to wait until Lola gets her nibbles first

I'll just have olives please

Ohhh I'm so slow was that a euphemism ?

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over a year ago

"Are there any nibbles Honey??

PS: I'm happy to wait until Lola gets her nibbles first

I'll just have olives please

Ohhh I'm so slow was that a euphemism ?"

Catch up Lola!! c'mon I believe there's a damsel in distress in the dunge.... Cellar ...

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over a year ago

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"Are there any nibbles Honey??

PS: I'm happy to wait until Lola gets her nibbles first

I'll just have olives please

Ohhh I'm so slow was that a euphemism ?

Catch up Lola!! c'mon I believe there's a damsel in distress in the dunge.... Cellar ...

Olives for Lola.

I'll carry on serving drinks while you rescue the damsel from the "cellar"

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over a year ago

Ohhh a cellar?? Il go investigate

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over a year ago

Nope no dasmsel down there

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over a year ago

"Are there any nibbles Honey??

PS: I'm happy to wait until Lola gets her nibbles first

I'll just have olives please

Ohhh I'm so slow was that a euphemism ?

Catch up Lola!! c'mon I believe there's a damsel in distress in the dunge.... Cellar ...

About fecking time PB..a damsel could pass out waiting to be rescued round here!!

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over a year ago

I've not been named in the last 2 forum lists some would like a large Mojito to go with me my sour grapes

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over a year ago

Something lethal thanks!!!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Ohhh a cellar?? Il go investigate "

Oh I think you've had one to many vodka martinis, let's sit down and chew olives

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over a year ago

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"Are there any nibbles Honey??

PS: I'm happy to wait until Lola gets her nibbles first

I'll just have olives please

Ohhh I'm so slow was that a euphemism ?

Catch up Lola!! c'mon I believe there's a damsel in distress in the dunge.... Cellar ...

About fecking time PB..a damsel could pass out waiting to be rescued round here!!"

I'm sorry I tied you so tight

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I've not been named in the last 2 forum lists some would like a large Mojito to go with me my sour grapes

How about a pitcher?

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over a year ago

"I've not been named in the last 2 forum lists some would like a large Mojito to go with me my sour grapes

How about a pitcher?

Perfect, a pitcher for one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right I'm off to get dressed again now. This bar man thing is kind of getting cold

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over a year ago

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"Right I'm off to get dressed again now. This bar man thing is kind of getting cold "

It's got to be closing time right?

You may as well leave your clothes off though....

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over a year ago

"Right I'm off to get dressed again now. This bar man thing is kind of getting cold

It's got to be closing time right?

You may as well leave your clothes off though...."

Are we leaving together then??

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over a year ago

"Right I'm off to get dressed again now. This bar man thing is kind of getting cold

It's got to be closing time right?

You may as well leave your clothes off though...."

Chuck some olives down here before you leave Honey...think I'm here for the night!!

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over a year ago

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"Right I'm off to get dressed again now. This bar man thing is kind of getting cold

It's got to be closing time right?

You may as well leave your clothes off though....

Are we leaving together then??

If you like

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over a year ago

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"Right I'm off to get dressed again now. This bar man thing is kind of getting cold

It's got to be closing time right?

You may as well leave your clothes off though....

Chuck some olives down here before you leave Honey...think I'm here for the night!!

I'll get someone to bring them down, where is my growly night watchman?

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over a year ago

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I'll just wait here jangling my keys....

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over a year ago

"Right I'm off to get dressed again now. This bar man thing is kind of getting cold

It's got to be closing time right?

You may as well leave your clothes off though....

Are we leaving together then??

If you like

Let's go, I'm sleepy. I need to be taken to bed

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over a year ago

Too late for a pineapple juice?

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over a year ago

"I'll just wait here jangling my keys....

Come on doll face lets go

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over a year ago

"Too late for a pineapple juice?"

Eeee yes heart burn galore this late

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over a year ago

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"Right I'm off to get dressed again now. This bar man thing is kind of getting cold

It's got to be closing time right?

You may as well leave your clothes off though....

Are we leaving together then??

If you like

Let's go, I'm sleepy. I need to be taken to bed "

I've got some pillows, let's go

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over a year ago

"Right I'm off to get dressed again now. This bar man thing is kind of getting cold

It's got to be closing time right?

You may as well leave your clothes off though....

Are we leaving together then??

If you like

Let's go, I'm sleepy. I need to be taken to bed "

It's a big bed , and let's not do ' the little one said roll over'

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over a year ago

"Right I'm off to get dressed again now. This bar man thing is kind of getting cold

It's got to be closing time right?

You may as well leave your clothes off though....

Are we leaving together then??

If you like

Let's go, I'm sleepy. I need to be taken to bed

It's a big bed , and let's not do ' the little one said roll over'

What would you rather play??

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over a year ago

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I'll take my pillows to the couch

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over a year ago

"I'll take my pillows to the couch

As pointed out...it's a big bed

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over a year ago

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"I'll take my pillows to the couch

As pointed out...it's a big bed "

Well then let me grab the other guys

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over a year ago

"I'll take my pillows to the couch

As pointed out...it's a big bed

Well then let me grab the other guys "

I'm not sure they'll want to share a bed with me?

Maybe I should go to the sofa?

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over a year ago

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"I'll take my pillows to the couch

As pointed out...it's a big bed

Well then let me grab the other guys

I'm not sure they'll want to share a bed with me?

Maybe I should go to the sofa?

I like sofas.....and walls

But wait - you were sleepy

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