FabSwingers.com forum: Date gone wrong?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In my younger days, I went on a date with an awesome girl. Date was going well, getting along like a house on fire. Towards the end of the date I told a joke about a prostitute with a glass eye. She went a little cold on me then. I just put it down to she didn't like the joke.

I walked her home and she realised she had forgotten her key on arrival at the door, so she knocked.

Her mum answered the door and that was when I noticed her mum had a glass eye.

That was the point I wished the ground would open up and swallow me....

Never heard from her again, and was to embarrassed to pursue any further.

Anyone else made a terrible faux pas whilst on a date?

By *unLuvazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

"In my younger days, I went on a date with an awesome girl. Date was going well, getting along like a house on fire. Towards the end of the date I told a joke about a prostitute with a glass eye. She went a little cold on me then. I just put it down to she didn't like the joke.

I walked her home and she realised she had forgotten her key on arrival at the door, so she knocked.

Her mum answered the door and that was when I noticed her mum had a glass eye.

That was the point I wished the ground would open up and swallow me....

Never heard from her again, and was to embarrassed to pursue any further.

Anyone else made a terrible faux pas whilst on a date? "

It was only a joke. She could of just laughed with you. I've never done this on a date but I offen put my foot in it lol

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most jokes are a little un-PC and could offend someone.

Just stick to people who can laugh at your jokes, or have the guts to tell you to cut it out.