FabSwingers.com forum: Discover 5 looks with your mascara!

By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I just got an email about this, with links to '5 looks that can be created with this mascara'.

Um, no. A mascara looks one way. It can be used with looks created by other products but the mascara itself cannot have 5 looks.

Stupid advertising!

What ridiculous advertising claims have you seen lately?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just got an email about this, with links to '5 looks that can be created with this mascara'.

Um, no. A mascara looks one way. It can be used with looks created by other products but the mascara itself cannot have 5 looks.

Stupid advertising!

What ridiculous advertising claims have you seen lately?"

Gluten free water.

Yes, I did read the background ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat free marshmallows. Of course they don't have fat ffs, they are made of sugar!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Low fat anything. It usually means reduced fat compared to the 'normal' product but often has more calories.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

All advertising is based on making you feel insecure. "Your life is shit unless you own this". From designer perfumes to baked beans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any product advertised as "new and improved".

Sorry, it can't be both.

Also the sign in a jewellers window I saw a while ago; "ears pierced while you wait".

It's not like you can leave them behind and pop back later....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"All advertising is based on making you feel insecure. "Your life is shit unless you own this". From designer perfumes to baked beans. "

Now we have to learn the #cansong to make beanz even better.

I don't like baked beans so I'm safe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones I hate are the ones giving you less but making you feel like you're getting something extra.

Golden oreos????

It's a fucking custard cream. Cheeky bastards.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

"One sheet is plenty", i often find it takes four or five to clean up gush n spunk

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I saw an advert 'Create 5 looks with your classic white shirt.'

Apparently wearing a different Pandora necklace constitutes a different look.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I saw an advert 'Create 5 looks with your classic white shirt.'

Apparently wearing a different Pandora necklace constitutes a different look."

Hmm.

Well, there's wearing it buttoned, wearing it partly unbuttoned, wearing it unbuttoned and open and it laying on the bedroom floor in a heap.

I can't think of a fifth.

Tie round your waist?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

It's when they make shit up that I shout at the TV. Apparently there's now a cream to redensify your skin. What a fucking ridiculous statement. And don't get me started on boswellox...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely the worst advertising is a close-up cock pic captioned 'I really need a fuck'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What ridiculous advertising claims have you seen lately?"

Sorry can't resist this-

Well there was this bus going around saying that the NHS was going to get an extra £350m a week if we left the EU...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What ridiculous advertising claims have you seen lately?

Sorry can't resist this-

Well there was this bus going around saying that the NHS was going to get an extra £350m a week if we left the EU... "

You mean it isn't??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a tongue scraper

OWN THIS NOW

Fuck right off ya penthouse wishing wanker

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"I just got an email about this, with links to '5 looks that can be created with this mascara'.

Um, no. A mascara looks one way. It can be used with looks created by other products but the mascara itself cannot have 5 looks.

Stupid advertising!

What ridiculous advertising claims have you seen lately?"

I find it usually goes:

No mascara

Mascara

Spiders legs

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