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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Following on from tall and longs post.

You spend the afternoon playing in mud (ing) with the biggest grin on counting worms.

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

... you take gleeful delight in kicking through a pile of leaves on the pavement.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

You own 25 colouring books and half a tonne of coloured pens and pencils.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have a swear word colouring book, favourite distraction ever.

Multi coloured fucks are satisfying

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

You still buy fluffy accessories for your hair and glittery makeup.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I have a swear word colouring book, favourite distraction ever.

Multi coloured fucks are satisfying

I keep looking at those on the web. I've already got too many colouring books though, so I haven't bought one.

Yet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I tried to do the Christmas theme and got bored, I love my dickwads and twatwaffles

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

You giggle when you fart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tried to do the Christmas theme and got bored, I love my dickwads and twatwaffles

Got me intrigued, what are they?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I tried to do the Christmas theme and got bored, I love my dickwads and twatwaffles

Got me intrigued, what are they?"

Amazon, if you look for adult colouring books or stress release

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tried to do the Christmas theme and got bored, I love my dickwads and twatwaffles

Got me intrigued, what are they?

Amazon, if you look for adult colouring books or stress release

I live a sheltered life, I never know those existed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You take the kids to the park when everyone's gone home - so you can climb trees!

To be fair - I think this only me!

And my fave game with my youngest is still tickle torture and raspberry blowing on belly buttons!

I'm 47 going on 7!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Argh tummy torture! Haha

I still chase my eldest up the stairs making zombie noises and grabbing his ankles.

Yes one day he's just gonna knock me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Argh tummy torture! Haha

I still chase my eldest up the stairs making zombie noises and grabbing his ankles.

Yes one day he's just gonna knock me out

Definitely a woman after my own heart!

I feel so sorry for parents who can't become kids again with their own kids! They're missing out on sooooo much fun! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still sing into my hairbrush. I still have pillow fights and I still make daisy chains

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I still sing into my hairbrush. I still have pillow fights and I still make daisy chains

Love daisy chains, bet mine are longer than yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still sing into my hairbrush. I still have pillow fights and I still make daisy chains

Love daisy chains, bet mine are longer than yours

Bet they aren't... nerrr nerrr nerrr nerrr nerrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I still sing into my hairbrush. I still have pillow fights and I still make daisy chains

Love daisy chains, bet mine are longer than yours

Bet they aren't... nerrr nerrr nerrr nerrr nerrr

Stomps feet haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still sing into my hairbrush. I still have pillow fights and I still make daisy chains

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do allof that...love swinging on the swings.. and I see a cute bear and have to get it... ohhhh and i am according to my kids the biggest kid in the house...

I had spaghetti letters the other day and was spelling funny words with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You giggle when you fart!"
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I tell my nephew to "pull my finger", trump and run off cackling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You giggle when you fart!.

I tell my nephew to "pull my finger", trump and run off cackling "

Lmfao!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

When it's everybody else's fault.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When it's everybody else's fault.

Well yea totally!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When you run upstairs after you switch off all the lights..

.just incase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You own 25 colouring books and half a tonne of coloured pens and pencils."

Me too (Mrs) !! I love them , and find it really relaxing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still refuse to buy a cardigan

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"... you take gleeful delight in kicking through a pile of leaves on the pavement."

Always!!!

I live near a forest, so lots if leaf-kicking there!

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

Channel islands

When you have one of the best afternoons rock pooling at the beach.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

You're still not sure that Santa doesn't come at Christmas

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I have a swear word colouring book, favourite distraction ever.

Multi coloured fucks are satisfying

I keep looking at those on the web. I've already got too many colouring books though, so I haven't bought one.

Yet."

Just looked on Amazon...they look totally silly and fun!!

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

I've just looked at them too and I'm going to order one

I use to love colouring as a kid and would probably love it now

Bring on those felttip pens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just looked at them too and I'm going to order one

I use to love colouring as a kid and would probably love it now

Bring on those felttip pens"

Don't use felt tips in soaks the paper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you still get the urge to jump in puddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The barber asks if you want your ears shaved ! ..

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

When you are in the toyshop & buy four supersoakers when you only have two kids.

Or come out with as much stuff for you as you got for them..But S is still to convince me that the girls will like a Scalextric.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go back to loud hair colours again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your part of an over 30's cosplay group and it's all for the fun of being dressed up as a Jedi knight / power ranger, heeeyah!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Oh and as i'm putting clothes away..

When you open your husbands wardrobe to be greeted by Spongebob, Animal, Gonzo, Zippy, Robosapian, His first Teddy & a dinosaur toy that roars & squirts water if get too close to it's nose, which he moves & puts in just the right spot so you do just that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a swear word colouring book, favourite distraction ever.

Multi coloured fucks are satisfying

Sounds great, where did you get that from?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"You giggle when you fart!.

I tell my nephew to "pull my finger", trump and run off cackling "

My other half does that. When he gets out of the shower he makes "whup, whup" noises like a helicopter blade as he twirls his cock around. I try and look stern

but end up

Our combined ages: 110!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're sitting in your pants watching Recess. I'm happy with my life choices.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"When you go back to loud hair colours again.

Again ?

I've got some grown up colouring books and pencils somewhere. Think I'll have to dig them out. .. And search for some naughty ones

Nita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You buy skinny jeans!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or you fart when you giggle.. It was the dog !

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"I still refuse to buy a cardigan

You look better in your tank tops pp

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"... you take gleeful delight in kicking through a pile of leaves on the pavement."

Rude not to

Also, having as much fun at the park as any kid

Coveting water pistols, plushies, a bag of penny sweeties

To name but a few

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