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""He made me cum so hard he left me paralysed." I've honestly just read on a guy's profile saying that a meet who's left the site said that about him... if I was her I would've gotten the most expensive medical treatment possible & sent him the bill "Imagine being the poor guy and having to explain it to medical professionals | |||
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""He made me cum so hard he left me paralysed." I've honestly just read on a guy's profile saying that a meet who's left the site said that about him... if I was her I would've gotten the most expensive medical treatment possible & sent him the bill " | |||
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"We once read a veri that said. "when he fucked me he had me shuddering like a shitting dog" "Fucking hell | |||
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"He fucks like a Duracell Bunny " hell no! - Rampant Rabbit | |||
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"We once read a veri that said. "when he fucked me he had me shuddering like a shitting dog" " that's hilarious!! | |||
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"We once read a veri that said. "when he fucked me he had me shuddering like a shitting dog"
Fucking hell"that's what we thought to ( ) like something Clarkson would come out with  | |||
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"We once read a veri that said. "when he fucked me he had me shuddering like a shitting dog"
Fucking hellthat's what we thought to () like something Clarkson would come out with "I'm dying here
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"We once read a veri that said. "when he fucked me he had me shuddering like a shitting dog"
Fucking hellthat's what we thought to () like something Clarkson would come out with "Ooo classy | |||
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"We once read a veri that said. "when he fucked me he had me shuddering like a shitting dog"
Fucking hellthat's what we thought to () like something Clarkson would come out with "Clarkson.. just when I thought the image couldn't get anymore unsettling... | |||
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"We once read a veri that said. "when he fucked me he had me shuddering like a shitting dog" "so the key to keeping sex quiet is laxatives? | |||
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"We once read a veri that said. "when he fucked me he had me shuddering like a shitting dog" "That made my face do this | |||
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"We once read a veri that said. "when he fucked me he had me shuddering like a shitting dog"
Fucking hellthat's what we thought to () like something Clarkson would come out with
Clarkson.. just when I thought the image couldn't get anymore unsettling..." | |||
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"'I orgasmed for 15 mins I kid you not!' 'I needed a shower curtain for the bed I gushed soooooo.... much!'" Weird.. and hot..mostly hot | |||
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"'I orgasmed for 15 mins I kid you not!' 'I needed a shower curtain for the bed I gushed soooooo.... much!'" A funnel and a bottle might have been more productive | |||
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"'I orgasmed for 15 mins I kid you not!' 'I needed a shower curtain for the bed I gushed soooooo.... much!' A funnel and a bottle might have been more productive" To eBay! | |||
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"Sucks like a dyson Hoover I mean what's that all about "Ive seen this and often wondered how people can acuratley compare a home cleaning device with a human mouth. Like does she suck and hummmmm really loudly at the same time?!  | |||
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"Sucks like a dyson Hoover I mean what's that all about
Ive seen this and often wondered how people can acuratley compare a home cleaning device with a human mouth.
Like does she suck and hummmmm really loudly at the same time?! "Well I assume posh people have quite hoovers so no  | |||
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"Sucks like a dyson Hoover I mean what's that all about
Ive seen this and often wondered how people can acuratley compare a home cleaning device with a human mouth.
Like does she suck and hummmmm really loudly at the same time?!
Well I assume posh people have quite hoovers so no "Nope they are loud as fuck... Or so our cleaners tell us  | |||
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"Sucks like a dyson Hoover I mean what's that all about
Ive seen this and often wondered how people can acuratley compare a home cleaning device with a human mouth.
Like does she suck and hummmmm really loudly at the same time?! " | |||
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"My pet hate is 'treat her/him with respect'... As though that will change the way anyone treats somebody. And I'm not keen on the ones who give you a blow by blow (literally) account of what they got up to from the minute they met until they were both left as shuddering wrecks. " I agree cliches should be avoided unless there is no other term to best describe. I also disagree to a certain extent about blow blow by varis. I personally prefer to see varies like that because it gives a glimpse as to what she maybe like and for me increases the sexaul anticipation that comes before a potentile meet. 2 years ago i was turned down by a couple after trying to arrange a meet for when I was visiting Cardiff for not enough sex varis. So really its horses for courses but typing "she sucked deep, back of the throat". Is a bit too much and childish (a vari someone gave my freind). | |||
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"My pet hate is 'treat her/him with respect'... As though that will change the way anyone treats somebody. And I'm not keen on the ones who give you a blow by blow (literally) account of what they got up to from the minute they met until they were both left as shuddering wrecks. I agree cliches should be avoided unless there is no other term to best describe. I also disagree to a certain extent about blow blow by varis. I personally prefer to see varies like that because it gives a glimpse as to what she maybe like and for me increases the sexaul anticipation that comes before a potentile meet. 2 years ago i was turned down by a couple after trying to arrange a meet for when I was visiting Cardiff for not enough sex varis. So really its horses for courses but typing "she sucked deep, back of the throat". Is a bit too much and childish (a vari someone gave my freind). " But why would you want a lady to re-enact a previous meet with you? She might be totally different to what you've read about her. Or you might not perform like previous partners. It's hard to reach that happy medium and we all have different preferences with regards to profiles and veris but I'd rather chat for a bit and ask what they like etc than rely on someone else's recommendation. Different strokes and all that.. | |||
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""Hands off he's mine lol lol lol" And you know deep down the pot is bubbling away on the cooker and the bunny is 5 seconds away from getting it. " Seen a few of those. Also, ones where text is more like they are dating? | |||
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"My pet hate is 'treat her/him with respect'... As though that will change the way anyone treats somebody. And I'm not keen on the ones who give you a blow by blow (literally) account of what they got up to from the minute they met until they were both left as shuddering wrecks. I agree cliches should be avoided unless there is no other term to best describe. I also disagree to a certain extent about blow blow by varis. I personally prefer to see varies like that because it gives a glimpse as to what she maybe like and for me increases the sexaul anticipation that comes before a potentile meet. 2 years ago i was turned down by a couple after trying to arrange a meet for when I was visiting Cardiff for not enough sex varis. So really its horses for courses but typing "she sucked deep, back of the throat". Is a bit too much and childish (a vari someone gave my freind). But why would you want a lady to re-enact a previous meet with you? She might be totally different to what you've read about her. Or you might not perform like previous partners. It's hard to reach that happy medium and we all have different preferences with regards to profiles and veris but I'd rather chat for a bit and ask what they like etc than rely on someone else's recommendation. Different strokes and all that.. " Good point but who said about reenacting, never thought about reenacting before tbh. I like to talk to people on a social to gauge their personality and see if we click. I do not like being put on the spot about likes and dilikes in case I offend the other person i don't know why i just don't feel comfortable talking about it. | |||
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"Within minutes he had me cumming like a train "I hope its not a national rail train because she will be cumming too late lol | |||
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"We once read a veri that said. "when he fucked me he had me shuddering like a shitting dog" "
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"Within minutes he had me cumming like a train
I hope its not a national rail train because she will be cumming too late lol"Or not at all | |||
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"I like the ones where it's all about the person writing the veri, not who the veri is for. "She sucked my massive 12" cock while admiring my six pack and full head of hair in the back of my £250,000 gold Porsche." " | |||
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"I like the ones where it's all about the person writing the veri, not who the veri is for. "She sucked my massive 12" cock while admiring my six pack and full head of hair in the back of my £250,000 gold Porsche." "LOVE it---but sounds a bit like Trump. What's his hair doing in the back of his porsche, anyway? | |||
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"Arse/tits/pussy/cock (delete as appropriate) to die for. Cringeworthy. Would you really die for said arse/tits/pussy/cock? Really? "  | |||
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"I like the ones where it's all about the person writing the veri, not who the veri is for. "She sucked my massive 12" cock while admiring my six pack and full head of hair in the back of my £250,000 gold Porsche." "Do you think he was typing that from the 7th dimension, after disappearing up his own arse | |||
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"I like the ones where it's all about the person writing the veri, not who the veri is for. "She sucked my massive 12" cock while admiring my six pack and full head of hair in the back of my £250,000 gold Porsche."
LOVE it---but sounds a bit like Trump. What's his hair doing in the back of his porsche, anyway?" Hadn't thought of it that way. | |||
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""He made me cum so hard he left me paralysed." I've honestly just read on a guy's profile saying that a meet who's left the site said that about him... if I was her I would've gotten the most expensive medical treatment possible & sent him the bill
Imagine being the poor guy and having to explain it to medical professionals"I'm sure they've seen and heard far worse tbh | |||
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"I saw one this morning "This woman is MINE. Don't even message her or we will have a problem" I'm still fucking laughing "But what does that tell you about the woman who displayed it! | |||
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""He made me cum so hard he left me paralysed." I've honestly just read on a guy's profile saying that a meet who's left the site said that about him... if I was her I would've gotten the most expensive medical treatment possible & sent him the bill " | |||
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"I saw one this morning "This woman is MINE. Don't even message her or we will have a problem" I'm still fucking laughing
But what does that tell you about the woman who displayed it! "Oh I've just nearly a little | |||
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"I saw one this morning "This woman is MINE. Don't even message her or we will have a problem" I'm still fucking laughing "Im guessing you still message her | |||
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"I saw one this morning "This woman is MINE. Don't even message her or we will have a problem" I'm still fucking laughing
Im guessing you still message her "I like to live dangerously | |||
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"Do you think he was typing that from the 7th dimension, after disappearing up his own arse "is that a black hole?  | |||
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""Slightly better than a wank" Cheeky bitch!!! " | |||
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"'I orgasmed for 15 mins I kid you not!' 'I needed a shower curtain for the bed I gushed soooooo.... much!'" Isn't that standard practice when playing with a squirter? Shower curtains are popular as protection for beds. | |||
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""Slightly better than a wank" Cheeky bitch!!! "Hahaha | |||
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""Slightly better than a wank" Cheeky bitch!!!
Hahaha"And I'm a "shit shag".......apparently | |||
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"'I orgasmed for 15 mins I kid you not!' 'I needed a shower curtain for the bed I gushed soooooo.... much!' Isn't that standard practice when playing with a squirter? Shower curtains are popular as protection for beds." You can buy gush sheets which go underneath the matrices protector. | |||
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"'I orgasmed for 15 mins I kid you not!' 'I needed a shower curtain for the bed I gushed soooooo.... much!' Isn't that standard practice when playing with a squirter? Shower curtains are popular as protection for beds. You can buy gush sheets which go underneath the matrices protector." We have one of those anyway because I still wet the bed - Him | |||
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"Within minutes he had me cumming like a train
I hope its not a national rail train because she will be cumming too late lol
Or not at all"There was a tresspasser on the line and they had to stop. Lol | |||
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