FabSwingers.com forum: Heard it all now..

By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

Snippet of last conversation..

"we are going shopping today"

"what for"

"your chopping board is far too dangerous"

WTF???? is he expecting it to attack me when I'm on my own in the middle of the night????

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Snippet of last conversation..

"we are going shopping today"

"what for"

"your chopping board is far too dangerous"

WTF???? is he expecting it to attack me when I'm on my own in the middle of the night????

lmao that made me giggle

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

how sweet. He must really care about you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you two crazy lovebirds my cockles are truly warmed

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Oh you two crazy lovebirds my cockles are truly warmed"

are you resting them on the stove again?

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

He is probably right if it is badly knife scored and capable of holding and transfering bacteria from lets say raw chicken.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

How lovely! Do they sell chopping boards in Ann Summers?

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

bless!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

well if his head is on the chopping block he will want to be comfy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is worried about splinters in his back

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

that was only a snippet of the conversation - you should have heard the rest as he was doing the dishes!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well honestly where would women be without men xx

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

even worse, my life-threatening dangerous chopping board has been put next to the knife rack.... do you thik "he" is trying to tell me something?????

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"even worse, my life-threatening dangerous chopping board has been put next to the knife rack.... do you thik "he" is trying to tell me something?????

it starts with the chopping board...

next it will be the hoover....

then it will be the iron.....

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

They sell em in Asda and I believe there's a big one nearby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snippet of last conversation..

"we are going shopping today"

"what for"

"your chopping board is far too dangerous"

WTF???? is he expecting it to attack me when I'm on my own in the middle of the night????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"even worse, my life-threatening dangerous chopping board has been put next to the knife rack.... do you thik "he" is trying to tell me something?????

An where else dya wannit ?

Sock drawer..?

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"even worse, my life-threatening dangerous chopping board has been put next to the knife rack.... do you thik "he" is trying to tell me something?????

Chopping boards

The humble chopping board is one of the professional chef’s best friends. They’re also one of his worst enemies as they can be a breeding ground for harmful bacteria. Banish the bacteria from your kitchen by following these simple food safety rules…

Cross contamination, the spread of germs around the kitchen, is one of the major causes of food poisoning.

Never prepare ready-to-eat food on a chopping board that has been used for raw meat unless it has been thoroughly washed first.

In professional kitchens, there’s a colour-coded chopping board for every job. Red for raw meat; green for salad and fruit; yellow for cooked meat, blue for raw fish and so on. You can’t be expected to have all of these at home, but why not invest in a couple of colour-coded boards to separate raw and cooked foods?

If your board is covered in scratches, buy a new one! Bacteria love to hide inside the grooves.

Choose plastic or acrylic chopping boards. Non-porous ones are easier to clean than wooden and less prone to scratching.

Wash acrylic and plastic boards in the dishwasher.

Rinse your board with hot soapy water after each use then leave it to dry naturally.

Don’t dry your board with a tea towel. When it comes to cross-contamination, tea towels are guilty culprits. Paper towels are preferable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read an article saying that your toilet seat was cleaner than your chopping board. I prepare all meat and veg on the toilet seat now. Problem solved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I read an article saying that your toilet seat was cleaner than your chopping board. I prepare all meat and veg on the toilet seat now. Problem solved

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