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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My gaff, now! Paaaaaaarty!

I've got jelly n ice cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clothing optional or can I wear my new Tshirt?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dress to impress or pull, your choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clothing optional or can I wear my new Tshirt?

It best not be optional

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nudity might be compulsory

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

I hope when you say jelly you mean the lube type I love a party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nudity might be compulsory

I can't even have my grapes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dress to impress or pull, your choice

I'm coming as I am in my avatar. Comfy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope when you say jelly you mean the lube type I love a party"

No, I do mean jelly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dress to impress or pull, your choice

I'm coming as I am in my avatar. Comfy!

Woohoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh good I'm defo in the party mood!

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we playing pin the tail on the donkey or the adult version lick the lady and guess which body part

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Oh is that a splosh or messy party I'll bring something to cover the carpet the jelly will get everywhere.lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There's a hot tub in the garden. A pile of cushions in the snug. A whole fridge full of drinking. Fill ya boots folks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are we playing pin the tail on the donkey or the adult version lick the lady and guess which body part

That comes much later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring the pineapple

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll bring the pineapple

As long as you keep it away from the pizza

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By *rman82Man
over a year ago

Manchester

And I'll bring the party rings!

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

I have my glass of red already.

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Hmmm I have a pic with a party ring you'll have to look at my profile for that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on my way!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm on my way!

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hurry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll supply nipples..erm..nibbles.

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

"And I'll bring the party rings!"

Party rings already sorted lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be cake? "

My hobby is baking and cooking so you'll all be welllllllllllllllll fed

Never trust a thin chef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be cake?

My hobby is baking and cooking so you'll all be welllllllllllllllll fed

Never trust a thin chef

What kind of cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have gin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be cake?

My hobby is baking and cooking so you'll all be welllllllllllllllll fed

Never trust a thin chef

What kind of cake? "

I do a mean Black Forest gateaux, vanilla cheesecake, and profiteroles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Installs myself in the kitchen...next to the bevvy)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be cake?

My hobby is baking and cooking so you'll all be welllllllllllllllll fed

Never trust a thin chef

What kind of cake?

I do a mean Black Forest gateaux, vanilla cheesecake, and profiteroles."

Hmmmm. I like all of them. I'll bring the squirty cream.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*Installs myself in the kitchen...next to the bevvy)

Well done on the volunteering for bar duties

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be cake?

My hobby is baking and cooking so you'll all be welllllllllllllllll fed

Never trust a thin chef

What kind of cake?

I do a mean Black Forest gateaux, vanilla cheesecake, and profiteroles.

Hmmmm. I like all of them. I'll bring the squirty cream.......

No wanking allowed this early on in proceedings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be cake?

My hobby is baking and cooking so you'll all be welllllllllllllllll fed

Never trust a thin chef

What kind of cake?

I do a mean Black Forest gateaux, vanilla cheesecake, and profiteroles.

Hmmmm. I like all of them. I'll bring the squirty cream.......

No wanking allowed this early on in proceedings

It was for the profiteroles!!!! But now that you mention it........

*Trousers down*.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Installs myself in the kitchen...next to the bevvy)

Well done on the volunteering for bar duties

I control the bevvy....it doesn't control me,honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've come ready to partaaaay!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Grease megamix or jive bunny.

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

I have Jager and Grey Goose can I come?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have Jager and Grey Goose can I come?"

The more the merrier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have Jager and Grey Goose can I come?"

I'll look after those cheers!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

It's my birthday in 3 hours I want presents if the party is still on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yuppie will there be lashings of ginger beer

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Jagerbombs anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's my birthday in 3 hours I want presents if the party is still on

With this much notice.......... Be luck to get a bunch of flowers from the forecourt.

I'll bake you a birthday cupcake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yuppie will there be lashings of ginger beer

Yes, and a bowl of steak Pooch of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Darlings

I have the ......

Cocktail shaker ...

Sparklers.....

Satay sticks ......

And huge smiles

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Darlings

I have the ......

Cocktail shaker ...

Sparklers.....

Satay sticks ......

And huge smiles

Mwah

Welcome to Casa del Naughty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The hot tub's ready. Everybody get nekkid already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The hot tub's ready. Everybody get nekkid already

Cannonball!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The hot tub's ready. Everybody get nekkid already

Cannonball!!!!!!!"
might have know you'd be first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The hot tub's ready. Everybody get nekkid already

Cannonball!!!!!!!might have know you'd be first

Well I'm giddy on all the profiteroles and squirty cream I've eaten!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Damm blast and buggery fucks the sods have cancelled the trains woe is me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My gaff, now! Paaaaaaarty!

I've got jelly n ice cream.

I'm on my way x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yuppie will there be lashings of ginger beer

Yes, and a bowl of steak Pooch of course"

He thinks that's a rather spiffing idea

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'll be there later; with wine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damm blast and buggery fucks the sods have cancelled the trains woe is me

I'll send a cab

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be there later; with wine."

Do hurry

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'm squiffy after a few Peronis. D*unken karaoke anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm squiffy after a few Peronis. D*unken karaoke anyone?

Now it's time for that grease megamix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was distracted by a chicken kebab..... NOW I'm on my way

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"I'm squiffy after a few Peronis. D*unken karaoke anyone?

Now it's time for that grease megamix

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summer loven had me a blast too much wine fell on me arse summer fun somethings begun buttt ooooohh those summerrrr nightttssss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was distracted by a chicken kebab..... NOW I'm on my way

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again..........only if you're sharing

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I'm squiffy after a few Peronis. D*unken karaoke anyone?

Now it's time for that grease megamix

summer loven had me a blast too much wine fell on me arse summer fun somethings begun buttt ooooohh those summerrrr nightttssss"

Ohwellawellawellahuh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would scare you to death if I actually came!

I could be there in 40 mins!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now, I've got to pop to the allnighter to stock up on mixers n special brew

No trashing the place, and there's a padlock on Mrs N's knicker draw.

In the meantime, help yourselves.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would scare you to death if I actually came!

I could be there in 40 mins!!

Promises promises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was distracted by a chicken kebab..... NOW I'm on my way

Is that a euphemism.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just finished my shift, a drink in the hot tub sounds perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was distracted by a chicken kebab..... NOW I'm on my way

again..........only if you're sharing

Erm....

.... I'll pick one up for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got home made choc chip short bread and sparkling wineee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay, just be careful if your all naked, I'm bringing the cheese n pineapple hedgehog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay, just be careful if your all naked, I'm bringing the cheese n pineapple hedgehog

I love those! Does it have a glazed cherry nose?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who's up next on the karaoke then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's up next on the karaoke then?"

Oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do Black Velvet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want to sneak off to the corner and make out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay, just be careful if your all naked, I'm bringing the cheese n pineapple hedgehog

I love those! Does it have a glazed cherry nose?"

Yes

on a plate of lettuce for grass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone want to sneak off to the corner and make out?"

Stupid question.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Who's up next on the karaoke then?"

I better not I'd clear the place. I have a singing voice only a mother could love

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Anyone want to sneak off to the corner and make out?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's up next on the karaoke then?"

Anyone want to do a duet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who's up next on the karaoke then?

Anyone want to do a duet?"

Will a ditty with the host be agreeable?. I can't sing for toffee but what the heck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe next time ....... Early night tonight as I'm off on my holibobs tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's up next on the karaoke then?

Anyone want to do a duet?

Will a ditty with the host be agreeable?. I can't sing for toffee but what the heck."

Let's do a bit of Dolly & Kenny, Islands in the Stream ~ refill the glasses and no one will notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's up next on the karaoke then?

Anyone want to do a duet?

Will a ditty with the host be agreeable?. I can't sing for toffee but what the heck.

Let's do a bit of Dolly & Kenny, Islands in the Stream ~ refill the glasses and no one will notice

For the love of god please don't

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Who's up next on the karaoke then?

Anyone want to do a duet?

Will a ditty with the host be agreeable?. I can't sing for toffee but what the heck.

Let's do a bit of Dolly & Kenny, Islands in the Stream ~ refill the glasses and no one will notice

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rings simon cowell quick have these two on x factor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im goin all out tonight be there in ten and I have the babysham lol who's ready to get hardcore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's up next on the karaoke then?

Anyone want to do a duet?

Will a ditty with the host be agreeable?. I can't sing for toffee but what the heck.

Let's do a bit of Dolly & Kenny, Islands in the Stream ~ refill the glasses and no one will notice

For the love of god please don't

That's one of my karaoke songs, I do great Dolly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I too late to join the party?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooooooooooooh I'm a party girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oooooooooooooh I'm a party girl

This party just went up a notch!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's up next on the karaoke then?

Anyone want to do a duet?

Will a ditty with the host be agreeable?. I can't sing for toffee but what the heck.

Let's do a bit of Dolly & Kenny, Islands in the Stream ~ refill the glasses and no one will notice

For the love of god please don't

That's one of my karaoke songs, I do great Dolly

I prefer Jolene myself,

Not me singing just the song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oooooooooooooh I'm a party girl

This party just went up a notch!!

Mikki slaps on some D.I.S.C.O! music

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

*dozes in corner, having face planted into a bowl of jelly*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oooooooooooooh I'm a party girl

This party just went up a notch!!

Mikki slaps on some D.I.S.C.O! music

Missy hits the dance floor

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"oooooooooooooh I'm a party girl

This party just went up a notch!!

Mikki slaps on some D.I.S.C.O! music

Definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've travelled alllll the way from Glasgow, can I join the parrrrtttyy

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By *ecretgamesMan
over a year ago

the moon

Oh oh oh *waves* can I cum ????

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By *ecretgamesMan
over a year ago

the moon

Blatantly meant "come"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The host is back from the shops, hope you've all been behaving yourselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The host is back from the shops, hope you've all been behaving yourselves.

Erm no

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"The host is back from the shops, hope you've all been behaving yourselves.

I have. I'm snoring gently into my jelly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The host is back from the shops, hope you've all been behaving yourselves.

I have. I'm snoring gently into my jelly."

D'ya need a duvet?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"The host is back from the shops, hope you've all been behaving yourselves.

I have. I'm snoring gently into my jelly.

D'ya need a duvet? "

Too hot! If someone could pick me out of the jelly and wipe my face off though, that would be nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The host is back from the shops, hope you've all been behaving yourselves.

I have. I'm snoring gently into my jelly.

D'ya need a duvet?

Too hot! If someone could pick me out of the jelly and wipe my face off though, that would be nice

I'll carry ya up to the spare bed, it's nice n cool up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ding dong. I'm at the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ding dong. I'm at the door"

Ding dong indeed!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ding dong. I'm at the door"

did ya say dong

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ding dong. I'm at the door"

Welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Arrives fashionably late*

Anyone for any ice for this vodka?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*Arrives fashionably late*

Anyone for any ice for this vodka? "

Dude, anyone with vodka or ice is more than welcome. Everyone appears to be either passed out or are bumping fun parts in the various snugs I've created.

Failing that, there's probably a rampant fuck-a-thon in the hot tub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Arrives fashionably late*

Anyone for any ice for this vodka?

Dude, anyone with vodka or ice is more than welcome. Everyone appears to be either passed out or are bumping fun parts in the various snugs I've created.

Failing that, there's probably a rampant fuck-a-thon in the hot tub."

Iv got vodka but no ice !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*Arrives fashionably late*

Anyone for any ice for this vodka?

Dude, anyone with vodka or ice is more than welcome. Everyone appears to be either passed out or are bumping fun parts in the various snugs I've created.

Failing that, there's probably a rampant fuck-a-thon in the hot tub.

Iv got vodka but no ice !"

More vodka, result

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Arrives fashionably late*

Anyone for any ice for this vodka?

Dude, anyone with vodka or ice is more than welcome. Everyone appears to be either passed out or are bumping fun parts in the various snugs I've created.

Failing that, there's probably a rampant fuck-a-thon in the hot tub.

Iv got vodka but no ice !

More vodka, result"

I'll bring my trunks too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*Arrives fashionably late*

Anyone for any ice for this vodka?

Dude, anyone with vodka or ice is more than welcome. Everyone appears to be either passed out or are bumping fun parts in the various snugs I've created.

Failing that, there's probably a rampant fuck-a-thon in the hot tub.

Iv got vodka but no ice !

More vodka, result

I'll bring my trunks too

Dive in but I suspect the trunks will be wasted if there's still bodies in there bumping bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol ok commando it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol ok commando it is"

That'll raise pulses

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