FabSwingers.com forum: You know you're getting old when........

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The clothes in you wardrobe come back into fashion as retro, or worse ...vintage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...You never suffer from FOMO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your wife stops being your play thing and becomes you career lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've died of old age

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

A teenager speaks to you and you don't understand a God damn thing they've just said without googling it

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By *y LiegeMan
over a year ago

solihull

when your like your dad was... and you have a special stick for stirring paint

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

When ur telling off your kid and think fuck i sound like my mother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When ur kids decide to become ur parents and say don't have too many now ul be d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You spend several minutes trying to pull your socks up only to realise you aren't wearing any, those are wrinkles

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

I'm hoping I will never really realise

Although my joints are sore this morning

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By *raceytvcdTV/TS
over a year ago

mansfield

When youve got more hair growing out of your ears and nostrils than on your head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you realize you have more flat caps than you strictly need.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

...your toyboy is retiring!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know your getting old when you cum 4 times and you just want to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The clothes in you wardrobe come back into fashion as retro, or worse ...vintage. "

Have Grey Hair's and stay in.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

When the next time your age changes on fab it'll be both digits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You give your money to the youngest person at the table to get the round in for you.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"When the next time your age changes on fab it'll be both digits

...and you start getting mail from Saga (sobs)

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"When the next time your age changes on fab it'll be both digits

...and you start getting mail from Saga (sobs) "

but it beats the alternative

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

....You can cough, fart and pee your pants at the same time.

(so I hear)

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"....You can cough, fart and pee your pants at the same time.

(so I hear)"

Really old is when this happens but you have no idea that it has

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You ask a bar person if they are old enough to be serving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....You can cough, fart and pee your pants at the same time.

(so I hear)"

That's not old, that's the menopause XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your younger FWB says " how, old are you now 53?" XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....You can cough, fart and pee your pants at the same time.

(so I hear)

Really old is when this happens but you have no idea that it has

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

"....You can cough, fart and pee your pants at the same time.

(so I hear)

That's not old, that's the menopause XXX"

LOOOOOOOOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When ur out with ur 19 yo sister and some guy asks if am her mum!!!

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

"Your younger FWB says " how, old are you now 53?" XXX"

...Or when he says, "back in the 90s, when I was a kid....."

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By * e coupleCouple
over a year ago

northeast

Hair stops growing on your head . Then grows out your ears

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

You're now old enough for Wayne Rooney to fuck .

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"When the next time your age changes on fab it'll be both digits

...and you start getting mail from Saga (sobs)

but it beats the alternative

There is that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Every attempt to get out of a seat starts with "hup!"

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By *unLuvazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

When ya balls hang to your ankles or ya tits have been deflated lol

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

When you could blend into a zebra crossing without your hair dye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't know, ask again in 20 years or so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have more hospital appointments than ever before

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You look at shoes and think "Oooh they look comfy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You no longer listen to the breakfast show on radio 1 in favour of radio 2.

You use phrases like "in my day"

You can't eat an apple any more

You go to pubs over clubs because the music is too loud, and you're still hungover getting up for work on Tuesday morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't know if you're seeing double, or if there really are two threads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know your getting old when you cum 4 times and you just want to sleep "

I want to sleep after 1 time. I must be ancient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't know if you're seeing double, or if there really are two threads."

That's what I was thinking too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You kneel down and can't get back up again.....without getting deja vu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't know if you're seeing double, or if there really are two threads.

That's what I was thinking too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when your heros start dying

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

When you are losing all,your mates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just message me and i will reply without text speak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're asleep but others worry that you are dead

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

when those 'extra' catalogues, come in a magazine and you realise you wont put it straight in the bin, because the skirt on the front cover is rather nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're asleep but others worry that you are dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not sure if that pain in your chest is heartburn, wind or a heart attack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You feel like the morning after and you haven't been anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the next time your age changes on fab it'll be both digits

...and you start getting mail from Saga (sobs) "
I have been getting mail from saga for quite some time. That I can accept.

It's when you visit some web sites, UP POPS AN add, ''Have you made a will'' ''you can rely on us to give you a good burial''

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

You reach cougar status

You're the next age up on an application form

You walk into a room to get something and forgot what

Bumps n' scrapes hurt more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You insist on telling people you were into something before it was cool.

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD

"Wouldn't know, ask again in 20 years or so

Smug Fecker!

Bloody Youngsters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when I actually prefer staring at the sky than the television.

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

When you are listening to your daughter singing frankie valley songs...badly

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

When you look at porn and you think " Oooh , that bed looks comfy . "

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

When I won't see guys younger than my driving license!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Takes ages to scroll to the year you was born when filling forms in online.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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You call anyone younger than you kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A teenager speaks to you and you don't understand a God damn thing they've just said without googling it

What's googling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At Halloween dressing up as Teen Wolf and explaining who Teen Wolf and Michael J Fox is. Plus what Back to the Future is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FOMO haha i love that

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

When you need a litter picker to get your mail from the door mat.

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"When you look at porn and you think " Oooh , that bed looks comfy . "

I had a similar moment when hitting Babestation on TV and immediately thinking "if they expect her to sit in that studio wearing nothing but a thong all night, how high must they have the heating set in there?"

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By *raceytvcdTV/TS
over a year ago

mansfield

"You're not sure if that pain in your chest is heartburn, wind or a heart attack

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"You no longer listen to the breakfast show on radio 1 in favour of radio 2.

You use phrases like "in my day"

You can't eat an apple any more

You go to pubs over clubs because the music is too loud, and you're still hungover getting up for work on Tuesday morning"

There is nothing wrong with radio 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is nothing wrong with radio 2 "

Apart from the music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you're getting old when its past midnight and you think wtf I am still doing up

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By *winny445Man
over a year ago

battersea

walking down the street, go by two late teen aged girls. one goes hey excuse me.

the other quietly tells her friend shhh cant you not see hes a too old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To bring in am other thread...you start to think sod diy flat packs let's buy ready assembled

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD

Labels on tins,packs etc...why is the print so damn small! And of course police/Doctors/vicars are all so bloody young

Nostalgia hits!

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD

"There is nothing wrong with radio 2

Apart from the music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your children turn into adults

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

People call me Ma'am or Madam, not Miss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When glasses are a necessity for most reading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When glasses are a necessity for most reading

Especially in low lit restaurants!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When glasses are a necessity for most reading

Especially in low lit restaurants!"

the amount of times I wish I had a magnifying glass and a torch

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"There is nothing wrong with radio 2

Apart from the music

Apparently I'm old

(I don't listen to the radio anyway)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is nothing wrong with radio 2

Apart from the music

Apparently I'm old

(I don't listen to the radio anyway)"

The only time I listen to it is in the car

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"There is nothing wrong with radio 2

Apart from the music

Apparently I'm old

(I don't listen to the radio anyway)

The only time I listen to it is in the car"

I can't think of the last time i listened to the radio in the car

We like a good playlist in the "disco wagon"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when your kids teachers are looking about 12 themselves

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"when your kids teachers are looking about 12 themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

buying shoes because they are comfortable rather than stylish.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Comfy slacks sound more appealing than mini skirts - this will never, ever happen to me but a girl I went to school in is now comfy slacks, whilst I'm comfy slag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it's becomes more of a hold up than a stick up

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"buying shoes because they are comfortable rather than stylish. "

Nooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You have your doctor's number stored on your phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"buying shoes because they are comfortable rather than stylish.

Nooooo"

I do this. Sad I know.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"buying shoes because they are comfortable rather than stylish.

Nooooo

I do this. Sad I know.

I hope you are ashamed.

I'm keeping heels forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your pubes are going grey lol.

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

When you start to get varicose veins in your cock.not really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when I'm thinking of a Saga holiday...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can hear yourself sounding just like your mum

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

When you realise that the tshirt you are wearing is older than some of the group you are with..

And they ask who the band is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My niece asked me what vinyl is lol. I have a massive collection of records and she didn't know what vinyl was...

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

When your daughter stops practicing putting make up on your face and is using it on herself instead

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"My niece asked me what vinyl is lol. I have a massive collection of records and she didn't know what vinyl was... "

You'll blow there minds when you show em what a cassette is!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you realise that the tshirt you are wearing is older than some of the group you are with..

And they ask who the band is

I get this way too often

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The first time your you hear yourself say "What's this you're listening to? It's just noise "

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"When you need a litter picker to get your mail from the door mat."

This made me giggle, didn't realise such an invention existed! Wouldn't you get a metal cage to catch the mail?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My niece asked me what vinyl is lol. I have a massive collection of records and she didn't know what vinyl was...

You'll blow there minds when you show em what a cassette is!"
haha blind them with science.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you see a girl in skimpy under wear and high heels and think - she"ll catch her death in those and those heels will give her bunions!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start looking at stannah stairlifts online

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And buy "comfy" shoes .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And genuinely forgetting how old you are on your next birthday or is that just me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you start taking an interest in the afterlife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you start taking an interest in the afterlife"
cos u know youll soon be part of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A film you watch isn't good

It's clever

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"And genuinely forgetting how old you are on your next birthday or is that just me."

No. My mum who's 82 was quite upset when she told me that a woman she spoke to didn't believe her when she said she was 60. I had to tell her that it was me who's nearly 60...not her and she was genuinely surprised for a minute.

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

"There is nothing wrong with radio 2

Apart from the music

We migrated from Duff Duff FM aka Rayjoe wun to evans FM (Radio 2) but now it's either Planet Rock, Radio X ( when Moyles isn't on) or R4. Eclectic or what? Ah and Steve Right on a Sunday morning for a snuggle up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And genuinely forgetting how old you are on your next birthday or is that just me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you stop going out on a school night.

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